ANYTIME, YOU CAN VISIT OUR KUNGDOM, IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL PLACE !!!

"In between several hills, 

there lies our King's PALACE; 

anytime, you can visit our Kingdom, 

it is a very beautiful PLACE. 

Though small, but, still, our 

Kingdom has an AIRPORT; 

don't forget to bring 

VISA and PASSPORT. 

Majority of the people of 

our Kingdom follows BUDDHISM; 

we also do love and respect the 

major business earned through TOURISM. 

Like other neighbouring 

Kingdoms, we also 

hate 'Chinese COMMUNISM'; 

we believe in peace, equality, 

prosperity, happiness and 

supportive SOCIALISM. 

If your mind needs a full romantic 

as well as aesthetic FREEDOM; 

then, at least, once in your lifetime, 

you must visit our KINGDOM."- Arindam Sain

KATTO AASILA JHARHJHAAPTA, KATTO AASILA BADHAA; SAB PAAR KORI TUI AASILI MOR KAACHE, TUI EE MOR AASOL RADHA !!!

"Katto aasila jharhjhaapta, 

katto aasila BADHAA; 

sab paar kori tu aasili mor 

kaache, tui ee mor aasol RADHA. 

Ei Mandir e, hamaader biyaa 

koraaite raaji hoyechen PUJAARI; 

ei Kenduli nodi r upaar e, tor Sardar Baba 

nischoi shuru kore diyechey khojakhuji JAARI. 

Chokh er kon e jal kaney re 

botey, nischoi tuhaar maa r 

katha porishe MONE; 

aarrey seyo tu r mato ee ekjun naari, 

se tur hriday r katha, hriday r byatha, 

aarro bhalo bhujey o JAANE. 

Oi nodi periye jodi choley aasey tor baap 

er goonda lokjon, bosh biyaa r mandap e, 

samay haath e beshi NAAIRE; 

biya koriya, ooh hamaar bondhu Tilua r 

Taxi teh haamraa choley jaabo, ekhaan 

thikey durey, onek DUREY."- Arindam Sain

WE HAVE ALREADY KEPT A BAG FULLY PACKED UP WITH CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES TO START THE JOURNEY AS THE NEXT UPCOMING TRANSFER ORDER STANDS !!!

"OFFICER: 'Due to the pandemic 

situation, the recovery rate of PNPA 

and NPA accounts are quite LOW; 

and while going for loan recovery, 

we have also felt that the business 

growth is really SLOW. 

Now, as the loan recovery 

remains below the TARGET; 

many a times, our bosses tell us to immediately 

book a ticket of 'Indigo' or 'SPICEJET'. 

Either we may be transferred to 

any remote areas of North-Eastern 

India or at Andaman & Nicobar ISLANDS; 

so, we have already kept a bag fully packed up 

with clothes and accessories to start the journey 

as the next upcoming transfer order STANDS.'

UNION LEADER: 'If you get posted in North-

Eastern India, you can get a posting nearer to 

your house after 2 years and also as per your 

branch location, you may get 'Hill ALLOWANCE'; 

no one will dare to tell you to sit in the office 

for long hours after sunset, as majority of 

its areas are disturbed areas and it is 

under Indian Army's strict VIGILANCE. 

Capitalize the posting 

to have a tour of different 

beautiful places of the 

states of seven SISTERS; 

even you can easily make some good 

friends of your age, as in North-East India, 

there are so many sweet, friendly 

and beautiful YOUNGSTERS. 

If you go to Andaman and Nicobar Islands, 

then, with the help of your ID Card and special permissions, you can tour at any part of that region without any FEAR; 

Singapore, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur are quite 

nearer from Port Blair, so you can utilize some

extra holidays linked 2nd or 4th weekends of 

every month of the YEAR.'"- Arindam Sain

EI CHAAND E, EKTAAI MAATRO SHOPPING MALL, 'MOON MALL' !!!

"BANALATA: 'Beshi bokaboki ekdum 

korbe naa toh, aami je product taa 

select korbo, setaai FINAL.'

SUBIMAL: 'Kano bokbo naa suni, tumi kintu 

proti weekend e, ei 'Moon Mall' e esey, 

khub ee khorcha korcho AAJKAAL.'

HASIBUL: 'Suhanallah ! onekdin por 

ei chaand e, kaan e elo BANGLA; 

ki aar bolbo moshaai, praaye bhulteyi 

choley chilaam aar ki, bangla katha BOLA. 

Ekhaane toh mashaai 

sabaai praaye ekkebaare BIDESHI; 

aapni Kolkata r holeyo, bangaali toh, bangla toh 

amader o maatribhasha, aami BANGLADESHI. 

Apnaar chobi aami 'Moon Daily' 

newspaper e dekhechi, aapni toh 

bikkhyaato neurosurgeon, Dr. Subimal SEN; 

amaar abaar ektu Physics er proti beshi 

bhalobasha, ami 'Titan University' r 

Physics professor, Dr. Hasibul HOSSAIN. 

Apnaar Mrs. toh dekhchi khub ee raagi, 

bhalo ee kore BOKABOKI; 

amaar begum o jakhan regey jaaye, 

ami o baarite besh bhoy teyi THAAKI.'

SUBIMAL: 'Aar bolen kano, amaar baari 

toh noy, jano Dolby Digital Cinema Hall, 

saradin korche GAMGAM; 

tobe or khitkhitey mejaaj holeyo, ghar er 

lakkhi bote, pooro andarmahal oi 

saamlaaye, bhalo ee kore PORISHRAM. 

Ei Chaand e, ektaai maatro 

shopping mall, 'Moon MALL'; 

satyi ee, ekhaane proti weekend e, 

katorakam maanush er naamey DHAL. 

Aapni ki ekhane eklaa esechen NAAKI; 

koi apnaake toh keyu korchena BOKABOKI !'

HASIBUL: 'Oi hocche amaar begum, 

Amina, amaar hriday r RANI; 

tobe Bangladeshi noy, 

ekdum khaati khaandaani IRANI. 

Oi Irani bhasha bujhte osubidhe hoyna, 

jehetu ei chaand er 'translator device' er 

saamne onnyo bhasha e katha bolle, oi 

device taa bangla e kore daaye TRANSLATE; 

ekdum khola aakaash dekhte paaina, jehetu 

'Moon City' r opor taa ekdum swaccha kaanch 

diye ghera, aar sattyi ee daarun unnato 

ekhaankaar online connection, 'LUNARNET''.

SUBIMAL: 'Jaai bolun mashai, ei 

chaand e kintu kono rajneeti neyi, 

kono jaati, dharmo, barno r 

bhedabhed o neyi EKKEBAARE; 

amaader sobaar 'MoonCard' e, amader 

porichay, 'Humans', tarpor hoy 'Male', 

'Female' baa 'Transgender', besh sab 

somaan hoye galo EBAARE.'

HASIBUL: 'ISRO ekta notun 'Speed Spacecraft' 

pathiyeche chaand e, ekhaankaar 'LunarLane' 

raajdhani theke 'New Delhi' jetey ekhan 

maatro baaro ghonta LAAGEY; 

jaaben toh cholun oi Spacecraft e, 

eksaatheyi jaaowa jaabe amader family 

niye, tobe ticket ketey raakhte hobe, 

ontoto teen maash AAGEY.'"- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 28.10.2020 !!!

"Oh ! Boy ! For how many times 

by Jasprit actually, Virat got HUNTED; 

Devdutt batted well and such a 

knock of 74, RCB badly WANTED. 

In 164, Josh contributed as per 

his capability to score 33; 

Jasprit led the MI bowling 

unit with a figure of 14/3. 

MI won by 5 wickets 

on 28.10.2020,

with 5 balls to SPARE; 

as with an unbeaten 79, Suryakumar 

even succeeded against Chahal and 

Shiraj in the WARFARE."- Arindam Sain

BHABCHI, LAKKHI PUJO R DIN, NILIMA R BAARITE TRIPTI KORE KHETEY PAARBO KINA CHOLA R DAAL AAR LUCHI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei Durga Pujo e, onek 

ultopalta kheye bhai, amaar 

hoye gache ARUCHI; 

bhabchi lakkhi pujo r din, 

Nilima r baarite, tripti kore khetey 

paarbo kinaa chola r daal aar LUCHI.'

BABOOL: 'Baah ! sedin tui tor premika r 

baaritey giye korbi prasad BHOJAN; 

Nilima r maa nischoi korbe 

besh durdaanto AAYOJAN'.

BABLAA: 'Nilima der baari r pechone r 

baagaan er pukur ghaat e, bhaalo ee 

laagbe oi lakkhi purnima r RAATEY; 

Nilima tor kaandhe maatha diye 

gaaibe ekti rabindrasangeet, dujon er 

haath thaakbe dujon er HAATHEY.'

BALA: 'Amra toh tor ee bondhu, taai tor 

mato ee dustu, jhop e jhaar e lukiye, oi 

ekbaar ee toder premleela dekhechi, tobe 

biye taa pichiye tui bhalo ee KORECHISH; 

ek e toh mahamaari, taar opor purohit gulo 

kato ki dosh goon baar korbe, amraa oisab 

maanina, tobe maanteyi hobe, jeh ei saal 

taa sattyiee BEESHBEESH.'"- Arindam Sain

REALLY, WHAT A GREAT GAME, IBA HAS PLAYED !!!

"During the meetings on 'Mergers and 

Acquisitions', it was agreed that the 

'Bipartite Settlement' will not be DELAYED; 

but, now, we are only witnessing talks 

after talks only with no solution, really, 

what a great game, IBA has PLAYED. 

Since 2017, why the PSU Bankers 

are still NEGLECTED; 

why so many important 

demands, the IBA has REJECTED ? 

For 3 long years, the arrears 

as per the 'Bipartite Settlement' 

is pending, but, still, the IBA will 

ask, 'Why there is such an URGENCY'; 

if the Indian economy is slowly coming back to 

the right track, then it is due to the PSU Bankers 

who gave services to the customers even during '

'Covid-19' lockdown EMERGENCY."- Arindam Sain