Thursday, October 29, 2020

IF I OPEN A 'RECURRING DEPOSIT' ACCOUNT OF Rs. 1000/- PER MONTH FOR 10 YEARS, I HAVE A GUARANTEED MONEY WITH INTEREST, MAYBE, MY CAPITAL MAY NOT DOUBLE !!!

"INSURANCE AGENT: 'Just buy 
one mediclaim INSURANCE; 
you will surely 
feel the DIFFERENCE. 
Our premium price is 
quite low and our settlement 
system is very FAST; 
look at the ranking chart, we are leading 
in the market, even we have done so 
well in the recent PAST.'

COMMON MAN: 'Oh ! You marketing guys 
will do the marketing like that only, but, 
recently, one of my friends got admitted 
in a hospital as a PATIENT; 
his mediclaim insurance company has 
not given him even 50% of the total 
medical expenses, then, what was the 
use of any such premium PAYMENT. 
Is there any guarantee that I will fall 
seriously ill, if yes, then, there is 
'Ayushman Bharat Yojana' scheme for 
we such poor middle class people 
without any such TROUBLE; 
say, for Mediclaim, I have to pay Rs. 12,000/- 
per year, but, if I open a 'Recurring Deposit' 
account of Rs.1000/- per month for 10 years, I 
have a guaranteed money with interest, maybe, 
my capital may not DOUBLE.'"- Arindam Sain

ONLY THOSE MNCs ARE LEADING, WHICH HAS MAXIMUM NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES WHO CAN THINK OUT OF THE BOX !!!

"PROJECT MANAGER: 'You have 
sent a new guy in our department 
who is quite INNOVATIVE; 
but, that guy also sometimes try to 
relate his fantasy world with reality, 
and in the long run, that may be NEGATIVE.'

HR MANAGER: 'What fun is there 
in real life, when you come out of 
your house to go to office, everywhere 
there is rat race, abusive words, 
collisions and air POLLUTION; 
then almost thrice a week, our boss 
calls us for 1 hour for a 'Business Meeting', 
where our boss keeps on giving lectures 
and scolding our colleagues, but, at the 
end of the day, there is no SOLUTION. 
The tune and trend of global business 
is changing, now, you cannot win the 
business market just like a FOX; 
only those MNCs are leading, which has 
maximum number of employees who 
can think out of the BOX.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK BEAT KKR BY 6 WICKETS ON 29.10.2020 !!!

"KKR openers started steadily 
against CSK on 29.10.2020, 
they didn't show any URGENCY; 
their focus was to stay 
at the wicket, they didn't play 
rash shots out of COMPLACENCY. 
A delivery of Karn went 
through Shubman's defense, 
and Sunil scored only 7; 
Lungi took two important wickets 
for CSK, but, for KKR, Nitish really 
played a classic innings of 87. 
Karthik's 21 off 10 
helped KKR to reach 172; 
for CSK, Ruturaj alone 
dominated the game with his 72; 
Varun missed an easy chance, but, 
bowled well again with a figure of 20/2. 
Pat dismissed Ruturaj to come 
back into the match, but, alas, 
Ferguson gave a free HIT; 
CSK won by 6 wickets as Ravindra 
got the chance to open up and 
his knock became SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

PYAR TOH TABHI SANGEET HOTI HAIN, JAB APNI ZINDAGI KO AAP BANAALO SARGAM !!!

"Pyar toh tabhi sangeet hoti hain, 
jab apni zindagi ko aap banaalo SARGAM; 
kisiko kya khabar, ke kab kahaan kaise, 
uparwala karwaade aap ka SANGAM; 
baash aagey badhte rahiye aur zindagi 
ka mazaa lijiye, chahe khushi ho ya GAM. 
Geerna, fishalna, yeh sab toh hoti hee RAHEGI; 
tabhi toh itni majedaar hain yeh ZINDAGI. 
Ekbaar koi jung kya haar gaye, 
wahi par ruk mat jaana GURU; 
kyon ki wahi pe hee tumko shikh milegi, ki 
aagle jung ki taiyaari kaise karna hain SHURU. 
Kabhi kabhi kharab gendbaaz bhi bade 
bade ballebaaz o ko de deta hain DHOKHA; 
karo intezaar barkhurdaar ek bhi kharab 
gend kaa, aur maar do chauka ya CHAKKA. 
Ish duniya ka koi 
bhi darwaaza hamesha 
ke liye nahi raheti hain KHULI; 
doosra darwaaza kholne ke liye, 
jwalayiye apni dimaag ki batti, 
woh dimaag nahi raheni chahiye KHAALI; 
tabhi toh hoga 'Naya Bharat' ka 
nirmaan, tabhi toh veeran registhan 
mein bhi aayegi HARIYAALI."- Arindam Sain

ANYTIME, YOU CAN VISIT OUR KUNGDOM, IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL PLACE !!!

"In between several hills, 
there lies our King's PALACE; 
anytime, you can visit our Kingdom, 
it is a very beautiful PLACE. 
Though small, but, still, our 
Kingdom has an AIRPORT; 
don't forget to bring 
VISA and PASSPORT. 
Majority of the people of 
our Kingdom follows BUDDHISM; 
we also do love and respect the 
major business earned through TOURISM. 
Like other neighbouring 
Kingdoms, we also 
hate 'Chinese COMMUNISM'; 
we believe in peace, equality, 
prosperity, happiness and 
supportive SOCIALISM. 
If your mind needs a full romantic 
as well as aesthetic FREEDOM; 
then, at least, once in your lifetime, 
you must visit our KINGDOM."- Arindam Sain

KATTO AASILA JHARHJHAAPTA, KATTO AASILA BADHAA; SAB PAAR KORI TUI AASILI MOR KAACHE, TUI EE MOR AASOL RADHA !!!

"Katto aasila jharhjhaapta, 
katto aasila BADHAA; 
sab paar kori tu aasili mor 
kaache, tui ee mor aasol RADHA. 
Ei Mandir e, hamaader biyaa 
koraaite raaji hoyechen PUJAARI; 
ei Kenduli nodi r upaar e, tor Sardar Baba 
nischoi shuru kore diyechey khojakhuji JAARI. 
Chokh er kon e jal kaney re 
botey, nischoi tuhaar maa r 
katha porishe MONE; 
aarrey seyo tu r mato ee ekjun naari, 
se tur hriday r katha, hriday r byatha, 
aarro bhalo bhujey o JAANE. 
Oi nodi periye jodi choley aasey tor baap 
er goonda lokjon, bosh biyaa r mandap e, 
samay haath e beshi NAAIRE; 
biya koriya, ooh hamaar bondhu Tilua r 
Taxi teh haamraa choley jaabo, ekhaan 
thikey durey, onek DUREY."- Arindam Sain

WE HAVE ALREADY KEPT A BAG FULLY PACKED UP WITH CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES TO START THE JOURNEY AS THE NEXT UPCOMING TRANSFER ORDER STANDS !!!

"OFFICER: 'Due to the pandemic 
situation, the recovery rate of PNPA 
and NPA accounts are quite LOW; 
and while going for loan recovery, 
we have also felt that the business 
growth is really SLOW. 
Now, as the loan recovery 
remains below the TARGET; 
many a times, our bosses tell us to immediately 
book a ticket of 'Indigo' or 'SPICEJET'. 
Either we may be transferred to 
any remote areas of North-Eastern 
India or at Andaman & Nicobar ISLANDS; 
so, we have already kept a bag fully packed up 
with clothes and accessories to start the journey 
as the next upcoming transfer order STANDS.'

UNION LEADER: 'If you get posted in North-
Eastern India, you can get a posting nearer to 
your house after 2 years and also as per your 
branch location, you may get 'Hill ALLOWANCE'; 
no one will dare to tell you to sit in the office 
for long hours after sunset, as majority of 
its areas are disturbed areas and it is 
under Indian Army's strict VIGILANCE. 
Capitalize the posting 
to have a tour of different 
beautiful places of the 
states of seven SISTERS; 
even you can easily make some good 
friends of your age, as in North-East India, 
there are so many sweet, friendly 
and beautiful YOUNGSTERS. 
If you go to Andaman and Nicobar Islands, 
then, with the help of your ID Card and special permissions, you can tour at any part of that region without any FEAR; 
Singapore, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur are quite 
nearer from Port Blair, so you can utilize some
extra holidays linked 2nd or 4th weekends of 
every month of the YEAR.'"- Arindam Sain