JAB YEH DIL HO JAAYE BACCHA; TABHI TOH LAAGE YEH DUNIYA, KITNA ACCHA !!!

"Jab yeh dil ho jaaye BACCHA; 

tabhi toh laage yeh duniya, kitna ACCHA. 

Dil sharaarti hain, par 

hain bilkul SACCHA; 

abhi bhi mann karein, kaash hum hote 'Phantom', 

'Mandrake', 'Tintin' ya 'Chowdhury CHACHA'. 

Ish 2020 saal mein, bacche logon ko 

huyi toh hain thodi bahut KATHINAAI; 

Corona virus ne toh jabardasti har ek 

bacche ke muh mein ek mask joh PEHNAAI. 

School toh bandh thi, teacher logon ka 

daanth nahi khaana pada, phir bhi 

bacche log teh MAAYUSH; 

kyon ki school ke maahol 

mein, bacche rahete bhi 

hain bahut KHUSH. 

Pehle pehle lockdown mein, jab school 

mein ho gayi chutti, tab bacche log khushi 

ke maare ghar ke andar, bahut kiye MAJAA; 

phir jab lockdown ke baad, aur bhi 

lockdown hota raha, tab yeh bacche log 

ehsaas kiya, ki yeh bhi hain ek ajeeb SAJAA. 

Dukh ki baat yeh hain ki, abhi 

bhi kahi na kahi cheenh 

liye jaate hain bacche 

logon ka BACHPAN; 

Bharat Sarkar ki lagataar koshish jaari hain, 

ki har bacche school jaaye, bacchon se 

koi kaam naa karbaaiye, baash itni si 

dikhayie BARAPPAN."- Arindam Sain

AAJ 'BHOOTH CHATURDASHI' R RAAT E, AAMRA GAAIBO GAAN, KORBO NACHANACHI, NAATOK O HOBE, ETA EE CHIRACHORITO PRATHA !!!

"CARETAKER: 'Oho ! Apnaara esey gachen, 

ami toh mashai besh chintaa e pore 

gechilaam, path e bujhi hoye galo DERI; 

ei sandhya bela e, oi jungle er raasta 

diye gaari chaaliye elen apnaara, 

apnaader khub ee saahosh achey MAAIRI. 

Ei holo bikhyaato 

'Baansberia BAGAANBAARI'; 

apnaader jonnyo khabaar er byabostha korchi, 

apnaara haath mukh dhuye nin TARATARI. 

Ei jaah, ei Baansberia elaaka e, 

choley je galo BIDYUT; 

ami harkin lanthan niye aaschi, o bolte 

bhuley gechi, amaar naam PRADYUT.'

BABOOL: 'Mobile er torch gulo jwaala, 

charidike je ghutghute ANDHOKAAR; 

ei Babloo ee bolechilo je ei Baansberia 

jungle taa naaki CHAMATKAAR. 

Amaader gaari cholte cholte, 

du dubaar hotath kore galo THEME; 

jekhane thaamlo, duto ee chilo shoshaan er 

kaache, aar se jaayega gulo ki THAMTHAME.'

BABLOO: 'Daara, oi dyakh shona jaaye, 

ke jano gaayiche khaali golaaye GAAN; 

bolaa jaayena, hoyto sattyi ee bhoot ee ache 

ekhaane, hoyto niyeyi nilo amader PRAAN. 

BHOOTH: 'Mora bhooth, 

bhooth, bhooth, BHOOTH; 

bhoy peyona, bhoy peyona, 

noi go mora yam er DUTH.'

BABLAA: 'Orrey baba re ! eta 

toh bhooth er AWAAZ; 

paaliye chal gaari taa chaaliye, 

ekhaane theke aar neyi KAAJ. 

Ram, Ram, Ram, RAM; 

e amraa kothay ghurtey ELAAM.'

BHOOTH: 'Mora notun yug er 

adhunik bhooth, taai koro naa 

aar beshi Ram NAAM; 

ekhan otey kono kaaj hobena, 

pratham pratham, maajhemoddhe 

hoyto ektu adhtu bhoy PETAAM'.

CARETAKER: 'Ei je mashai, 

niye elaam duto 

harkin LANTHAN; 

ekta torch o dilaam, aar ekta 

kacchap maarka dhoop, raat e 

masha gulo khub kore JWALATAN.'

BALA: 'Ei Baganbaari teh, 

kota bhooth aache SUNI; 

aagey thekeyi bole raakhi je amaar 

tantrik guru r naam, 'Manikchand MUNI'. 

Kaajeyi bhooth gulo ke kibhabe korte hoye 

jabdo, taar kaayeda ami besh bhalo ee JAANI; 

bhagya bhalo je, ekhano ami 

mantra pora shuru KORINI.'

CARETAKER: 'Ora mojaa ee paaye, 

jakhan keyu aase ei baganbaari teh GHURTEY; 

tobe oder ke raagaben naa, tahole kintu 

aar paarben naa Kolkata e FIRTEY. 

Aaj abaar 'Bhooth CHATURDASHI'; 

taai oder aaj furti taao ektu BESHI. 

Ami raat er khabaar taa ektu 

por e diyeyi kintu chole 

jaabo onyo ek JAGAT E; 

kheye deye chupchaap ghumiye 

porben, ami thik sakaal e chole 

aasbo apnaader ke JAGAATEY.'

BALA: 'Tumi o toh byata 

bhooth, ami amaar mantrabal er 

dwaara, besh korchi UPOLOBDHI; 

beshi bhoy dekhaate eso na, 

jodi o aami maatro chaar teh 

bhooth ke khatam korechi aaj OBDI.'

CARETAKER: 'Aha ! regey jacchen 

kano, ebaar shaanto hoye JAAN; 

daarun daarun khabar aanchi, 

aar bolun aapni ki CHAAN.'

BABLOO: 'Aajkeyi naa hoye jaaye 

amader akaalmrityu, ei Bala r JONNYO; 

amader ke merey felley, keyu ter ee 

paabena, charidike je gobheer ARANYA.'

BABOOL: 'Oi je abaar bhooth er 

golaa e, gaan shona JAAYE; 

ebaar bodhoy bhooth gulo 

chotechey BEJAAYE.'

BHOOTH: 'Peyo naa go bhoy, 

koro naa go raag, shono 

shono mon diye, boli ekta KATHA; 

aaj 'Bhooth Chaturdashi' r raat e, aamra 

gaaibo gaan, korbo nachanachi, naatok 

o hobe, eta ee chirachorito PRATHA.'

BABLAA: 'Amaar mon e hoy, kore neowaa 

ee bhalo, bhooth e der saathe BANDHUTWA; 

tobe jodi kono sujog ekta thaake je, por er 

din surjya uthle, amader thaakbe ASTITWO'.

BALA: 'Shono he Pradyut, aaj toh 

saara raat dhore cholbe tomaader 

naach, naatok aar gaan er UTSAV; 

ei baganbaari r dalaan e bosbo amraa chaarjon, 

upobhog korbo tomader sanskritik anusthaan 

aar mobile camera e bandi kore raakhbo SAB.'

CARETAKER: 'Nischoi, nischoi, eto 

amader soubhagya mashai, 

sabaai toh bhoy palaaye, kono 

darshak ee toh paowaa JAAYENA; 

aar mobile camera e ekta o bhooth er kono 

chobi baa video aasbena, taah se jato ee 

mobile phone e lekha thakuk naa 

kano, 'Made in CHINA''."- Arindam Sain

TO CONQUER 'PoK', THE INDIAN ARMED FORCES WILL BE GIVEN FULL FREE HAND TO BECOME VIOLENT !!!

"CIA: 'If Pakistan administration 

is thinking that USA will be 

supporting Pakistan, then they 

are in a fool's PARADISE; 

as Pakistan is becoming the best 

allied force of China, so, if Joe Biden 

becomes too soft towards Pakistan, 

then USA may have to lose the game of DICE.'

RAW: 'As Donald Trump had a 

good relationship with India, 

so, about 'PoK', the Indian 

Government has been quite SILENT; 

but, if Joe Biden gets too much inclined 

towards Pakistan, then to conquer 'PoK', 

the Indian Armed Forces will be given full 

free hand to become VIOLENT.'"- Arindam Sain

VOTERS OF BIHAR VOTED FOR 'DEVELOPMENT CONTINUITY' !!! '

"Voters of Bihar voted 

for development CONTINUITY; 

by ignoring the 'Jungle Raj' politics and the 

discrimination based on caste and COMMUNITY. 

By selecting a 'Khichdi Sarkar', 

the people of Maharashtra 

are suffering EVERYDAY; 

this is also one of the reasons why 

the 'Nitish Kumar' and 'NDA' is still 

so popular in Bihar still TODAY.  

Voters of 'New India' cast their valuable 

votes only for stability and DEVELOPMENT; 

not for all those dramas of dynasty politics 

and anti-nationalistic media ENTERTAINMENT. 

The Indian Government must thank all the 

voters of Bihar, because, once again, the 

'Bihar Polling' has been PEACEFUL; 

but, its neighboring state, Bangabhoomi is still 

creating records of political murders and violent 

polling incidents which is too SHAMEFUL. 

Bihar must implement a good 

administrative strategy, so that 

the poor Bihari people don't need 

to go to Mumbai for EMPLOYMENT; 

new recruitment, job creation and skill 

development programs in Bihar to be 

increased by bringing in some state level 

constitutional AMENDMENT."- Arindam Sain

OUI MAA; EKDUM TURU BOMAA !!!

"RASHID: 'Oui MAA; 

ekdum turu BOMAA. 

Urrey gachey oi 

ghar er CHHAAD; 

ghar er bhetor er sab 

jinishpatro hoye gache BORBAAD.'

RUKSANA: 'Tor abbajaan, Rafikul Miyaan oi 

ghar taa jaake bhaara e diyechilo, se toh 

aasoley ekta Bangladeshi AATANKBAADI; 

Rafikul Miyaan asoley boka naa gyaanpaapi, 

seta amaar jaana naai, kintu ekhan bhabchi, 

kano je oke korechilaam SHAADI. 

Se Bangladeshi aatankbaadi toh 

besh kaayeda kore paaliyeche 

Bangladesh e, periye KAANTATAAR; 

aar edikey 'NIA' r lokjon onek gopon tathya 

ebong promaan peyeche bole, koreche tor 

abbajaan ke GRAFTAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

THE GAME OF CHESS WILL BE OVER BEFORE THEY GET ANY CLUE ABOUT OUR EXCELLENT ESPIONAGE !!!

"HERMIT: 'No, not by any VIOLENCE; 

just create an invisible FENCE. 

Politics can be easliy 

defeated only by POLITICS; 

and it is the best strategy 

as per past STATISTICS. 

Enemies of enemies always 

want to win after a DEFEAT; 

revenge is always sweet and 

they consider it as a fantastic FEAT.'

KING: 'We will only target 

the strength of our enemies, 

not their WEAKNESS; 

finding out information about all 

their hidden files and scandals 

will be our real tough BUSINESS. 

For them, any 'Trojan 

Horse' can become 

a surprise PACKAGE; 

the game of chess will be over 

before they get any clue about 

our excellent ESPIONAGE.'"- Arindam Sain

JOE BIDEN SUCCEEDED IN GETTING THE MAJORITY OF VOTES FROM THE 'BLACKS' !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'For many supporters 

of Donald Trump, his defeat has been 

one of the major SETBACKS; 

one cannot ignore the fact, that 

Joe Biden succeeded in getting the 

majority of votes from the 'BLACKS'. 

But, Joe Biden is somewhat 

more inclined towards Pakistan 

as per secret intelligence SOURCES; 

both Pakistan and China were on backfoot 

as Donald Trump made India as one 

of their best friendly allied FORCES.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'Joe Biden raised 

the VISA problem of the Indians 

and capitalized on IT; 

the killing of a black person 

by a white cop also raised an 

issue of racism a little BIT. 

Donald Trump went for more 

employment for the Americans 

and domestic job CREATION; 

that is where, Joe Biden intentionally installed 

Kamala Harris to easily get more support from 

the Indians living in USA NATION.'"- Arindam Sain