Sunday, November 22, 2020

'BEGOON BHAJHA' AAR HOYNI, HOYE GACHE POORO 'PORA BEGOON' !!!

"STREE: 'O maa !  eki, hotath TV teh gaan 
suntey suntey orokom nachcho KANO.'

SWAMI: 'Hotath ee paarad gache neme, amaar 
je khub thanda laagche, taah ki tumi JAANO.'

STREE: 'Aajker toh koi khub ekta thanda 
neyi, tomaar thanda laagche kano, 
nischoi tomaar hoyeche AMBOL.'

SWAMI: 'Rannaghar e daariye ranna korcho, taai 
garam lagche tomaar, gatokaal ee bollam je lep 
gulo baar karo, tumi diley seyi paatla KAMBOL.'

STREE: 'Jaano, baba aar maa dujoneyi 
jakhan baarite thaakto naa, ami o 
break dance KORTAAM; 
aar mobile camera r sahajye 
video kore amaar aager premik er 
'Whatsapp' account e PATHATAAM.'

SWAMI: 'Oh baba ! aager premik er 
chintaa e dekhchi, tomaar chokh e, 
urrey gache GHUM; 
ami toh amaar aager premika r saathe or 
flat e giye ee break dance kortaam, ki jaani, 
kothay kamon ache amaar 'KUMKUM'.'

STREE: 'Uuuh ! otto ee jodi shaukh, 
toh ekhaane ki, jaao naa choley or KAACHE; 
ami o dekhbo tomaader oi premleela r rash 
aaro katokhaani baaki AACHE.'

SWAMI: 'Oi dyakho kaando, tumi tomaar 
aager premik er katha BOLLE; 
taai toh ami o ektu purono premleela r 
smriti teh firey gelaam, BUJHLE.'

STREE: 'Khabardaar ! jodi ami 
konodin o aar tomaar mukh e, 
oi 'Kumkum' er naam suni, 
tahole tumi amaake cheno naa, 
ei sangsaar e laagiye debo AAGOON.'

SWAMI: 'Oho ! shaanto hayo, o khabaar berey 
diyecho, ebaar dinner taa serey felaa jaak, 
dekhecho kaando, amaar saathe jhagra korte 
giye, 'Begoon Bhajha' aar hoyni, hoye 
gache pooro 'Pora BEGOON.''"- Arindam Sain

ROMANCE PROVIDES A SILENT MOTIVATING POWER TO LOVE YOURSELF TO IMPRESS YOUR LOVER, WHICH IS REALLY WONDERFUL !!!

"GIRL: 'Except you, love proposals from 
several boys, towards me were NUMEROUS; 
but, I approached towards you as you are 
too straightforward and HUMOROUS. 
Professionalism is good, but, 
that does not mean that you 
have to become more SERIOUS; 
enjoy the ambience around you fully 
on a positive note, groom yourself 
up and be more GLAMOROUS.'

BOY: 'Is it somewhat true 
that for you, my entry in your 
personal life has been quite BLISSFUL; 
the answer is unknown yet, but, after falling 
in love with me, nowadays, you are trying 
to look more BEAUTIFUL. 
Romance provides a silent 
motivating power to love 
yourself to impress your 
lover, which is really WONDERFUL; 
you are optimistic and believe in 
'live and let live' policy which will 
surely make our love relationship, 
both cute and CHEERFUL."- Arindam Sain

Friday, November 20, 2020

PYAASA HOON MAIN TUMHARI PYAR KA, DEKHNE KE LIYE TUMHE, YEH AANKHEN JAATI HAIN TARAS !!!

"Roz chalti ho apni gaaon 
ki nalkuye ki orh, apni 
sarh pe liye KALAS; 
paani ke liye nahi, pyaasa 
hoon main tumhari pyar ka, dekhne ke 
liye tumhe, yeh aankhen jaati hain TARAS. 
Yeh zaalim duniya ki logon ka kya, 
kahete hee rahete hain, yahaan ke 
log kahete ke hum ko KAMINA; 
ek tarfa hee sahi, phir bhi tumhare liye 
yeh mohabbat shikha rahi hain humko 
sharafat ki zindagi JEENA. 
Tumhre chota bhai, Chintu ke haathon 
bheje teh hum ek chitthi aur 
ek gulaab ke PHOOL; 
ulta ek chitthi bhejh diye tumne ki, tumko 
mere jaisa pagal nahi hain pasand, 
nahi kiya mere pyar ko QABOOL. 
Aab yeh hain mera doosra chitthi, 
dhyaan se padh LENA; 
pata nahi kab, kyon aur kaise, yeh 
dil tumhare liye ho hee gaya DEEWANA. 
Woh sarpanch ke 
ladke se toh hum hain 
bahut hee ACCHE; 
maana ke, ek sanstha ke liye karte hain 
hum wasooli, thoda gundagardi kar ke, 
phir bhi dil ke hain hum ekdum SACCHE. 
Tumhare baap hain 
ekdum SHARAABI; 
isiliye tum logon ke ghar 
mein abhi bhi hain GARIBI. 
Sarpanch aur uska 
beta utha rahe hain 
ish garibi ka 
nazayaz FAAYEDA; 
tumko bhaaga ke le jaane ke liye, hum 
hain taiyaar, kisse shaadi karna chahti ho 
tum, ek chitti likh ke bataao, aakhir tumhari 
mann mein kya hain IRAADA."- Arindam Sain

OI 'BAHIRAGATA' SHABDO TI SHUNIYA, SABAAI HOYIACHE KLAANTA; KAHEN DEKHI EKTIBAAR KUN RAJYE R POLAA BOTE, OI BYATA 'PRASHANTA' !!!

"Oi 'Bahiragata' shabdo ti shuniya, 
sabaai hoyiache KLAANTA; 
kahen dekhi ektibaar kun rajye r 
polaa bote, oi byata 'PRASHANTA'. 
Bangladeshi gula aaisa hethaaye 
koriya jaaye bomaa BISHFORON; 
aar vote bank er rajneeti r torey, 
oi Rohingya gula hoyia jaaye AAPON. 
Othocho, amader Bharat er ee bheen rajye r 
aaisey jakhan keyu, suni katto SAMALOCHONA; 
udhaare 'Mahato' aar 'Gurung' er 
saathe korche byata gopon ALOCHONA. 
Je rajya thekeyi aasuk 
bote, se toh amader 
mato ee BHARATBAASHI; 
oi Bangladeshi aar Rohingya gulaa ke 
chini naa aamra, kintu sakal Bharatiya keyi 
aamra khub ee BHALOBASHI."- Arindam Sain

BE CAREFUL IN THIS '2020 WINTER'; AS 'CORONA VIRUS' IS STILL THE NO. 1 HUNTER !!!

"Be careful in this '2020 WINTER'; 
as 'Corona Virus' is still the No. 1 HUNTER. 
November month 
of 2020 is turning out to 
be compartively WARMER; 
soon, the vaccine will be available in the 
market and the virus problem will be solved, 
oh, just hang on, don't be a DAYDREAMER. 
In the initial stages of any 
winter season, we experience 
rapid temperature FLUCTUATIONS; 
in this temporary phase, so many people 
suffer from cold and fever as per 
data of statistical CALCULATIONS. 
Too much complacency 
may help the 'Corona Virus' 
to get some ADVANTAGE; 
don't panic and take unnecessary medicines 
as its side effects are becoming more 
dangerous in this modern AGE."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

CHATURDIKEY HOCCHE KATO EE NAA NABEEN BARAN; SAMAY R SAATHE SAATHE, DRUTO BADLACCHE RAJNOITIK SAMIKARAN !!!

"Chaturdikey hocche kato 
ee naa nabeen BARAN; 
samay r saathe saathe, druto 
badlacche rajnoitik SAMIKARAN. 
Kano hotaath ei dal badal er hirik, 
uthchey nana mahal e PRASHNO; 
ei sheeth er aamej eo kintu, rajnoitik 
aabhaowa besh bhalo ee USHNO. 
Ek nirdisto dal e kintu shikkito aar 
bhadro lokeder sankhya jacche komey, 
eta kintu moteyi noy bhalo DRISHYO; 
ebong kothayo jano swajanposhon er 
proti ekta asantosh gorey uthchey, 
eta o ekta udbweg er kaaron ABOSHYO. 
Notun dal e geley hoyto 
paaowa jaabe ekti notun 
gurutwapurna DAAITWA; 
maanush er jonnyo aaro bhalo 
kore kaaj kora jaabe, jehetu sarba 
Bharatiya staar e, ei dal er royeche ASTITWA. 
Sudhu je ekgaada shilanyas ee 
hoyechey, sesh ee hoyni kato PRAKALPA; 
atyachaarito sadharan maanush gulo 
ekhan chaaiche ekta BIKALPA. 
Saanghotonik starh e, royeche onek 
bhool boiki, prashno utheche onekbaar, 
je kaader ke aanlo dal er pratham 
saari te, kaader ke SORIYE; 
ei prashno taa r uttar sabaai jaanche 
ekhan, taai 'Lal Shibir' er biruddhe 
laraai kora aasol yoddha raa sabaai 
aasche ek e, ek e BERIYE."- Arindam Sain

Monday, November 16, 2020

AAJKER BASANTI MELA E, OI BHUVAN MOYRA R DOKAAN ER SAAMNE DEKHA KORO !!!

"College e natak ache aaj baade KAAL; 
taai aaj porlum uthe sakaal SAKAAL. 
Thakurda r paa e dhoreche 
khub baath er BYATHA; 
taai amaakeyi bollo kaak 
gulo ke khaowaano r KATHA. 
Thakurda biswas koren, je oi kaak 
gulo ee naaki ashoriri aatma r VAAHAN; 
taai roj sakaal e, kaak e der ke 
khaaiye uni santushto HAN. 
Aaj amaar opor ee porlo dwayitto, 
chhirey chhirey chaadh e feley 
dilum katogulo baasi RUTI; 
o babah, kaak gulo etaa o jaane je, oder jonnyo 
ee chaadh e roj raakha thaake, jal e bhora 
saada rang er ekti chiney maati r BAATI. 
Ki aar kori, natak er boi taa haath e niye, 
chaadh ei ghurtey ghurtey obhyessh 
korchilum natak er SANGLAAP; 
hotath chokh porlo paash er baari r Gopi 
daadu r bagaan er dikey, sattyi ee oi bagaan e 
futechey kato sundar sundar GOLAAP; 
aar oi phool gulo ke haasi mukh e dekhche, 
Gopi daadu r naatni, ki misti aar mukhoshree 
maairi, ekbaar korteyi hocche ALAAP. 
Khub ekta aasena daadu r baari, 
aasoley or maa bnechey neyi toh, 
taai hoyto mama r baarite aaste, 
kore ektu DWIDHABODH; 
oi natak er boi er sesh paata e, duto line likhe, 
dilaam or dikey chhurey, ote lekha chilo, 'Aajker 
Basanti Mela e, oi Bhuvan Mayra r dokaan er 
saamne dekha koro, ami SUBODH.' 
Kichu khete paare jilipi 
aar garam garam RASOGOLLA; 
ektu gaa o golacchilo amaar, jehetu or 
palla e pore chorte o hoyechilo NAGARDOLA. 
Kota din por Kolkata e firey jabaar din 
bolle, 'ebaar theke ektu chuti peleyi 
ami mama r baari aasbo CHOLEY; 
tumi kintu tomaar ei 
priyotoma Sanghamitra ke jano 
abaar jeyona BHULEY."- Arindam Sain