Tuesday, December 8, 2020

TOBU GARIB LOKERAA KINTU SAUT, LOK THOKAAYENA, JODI O POCKET E THAAKE MAATRO DUI PAISA !!!

"Bangabhoomi r garib lokeder taaka, 
kothay haariye galo ki JAANI; 
'Sarada' aar 'Rose Valley' r daulat e, 
kaara jano abaar hoyeo gache besh DHANI. 
Dekho dekhini kaando ! ki daarun 
lok thokaano r 'Chit Fund' BYABSAA; 
tobu garib lokeraa kintu saut, lok thokaayena, 
jodi o pocket e thaake maatro dui PAISAA. 
Mohuaa r daulat e hoy 
boiki ektu adhtu NESHA; 
kiser eto bhoy, por er baar er 
yuddha teh ki neyi jetaar kono ASHA. 
Etodin dhore katorakam bhabheyi 
toh noychhoy hoyeche kato TAAKA; 
ekhan ki taahole, 'naachte naa 
jaanle, uthon BNAAKA'."- Arindam Sain

Monday, December 7, 2020

AS A FARMER, WHY SHOULD I GIVE 'BROKERAGE CHARGES' AND 'MANDI FEES', RATHER I WILL SELL AT A MAXIMUM PRICE ANYWHERE, THE CROPS LIKE WHEAT, VEGETABLES AND RICE !!!

"BABLOO: 'No ! No ! How dare you 
try to negotiate with us, we will pay 
you Rs.12/- per kilograms only 
on your crop PRODUCTION; 
also, you have to pay us some 
'brokerage charges' and 'mandi fees' 
and if you try to sell it anywhere else, 
you may face a huge TAXATION.'

BABOOL: 'As per the new farming bill, 
we will buy all your crops at Rs.20/- per 
kilograms and if you sign with our 
corporate firm, a 'contract farming' 
business partnership AGREEMENT; 
then believe us, your local crops will go 
global with our marketing strategies, 
modern storage facilities and at a 
free of cost, efficient distribution 
and transport ARRANGEMENT.'

BABLA: 'We protest this new farming bill 
as we, the middlemen will become poor, 
and these poor farmers will become RICH; 
even our state government will not get 
the 'mandi fees', our monopoly will end 
as these farmers will go out of our REACH.'

BALA: 'See the fun ! A group of 
middlemen and politicians don't 
want the poor farmers to get the 
maximum 'Minimum Support PRICE'; 
as a farmer, why should I give 'brokerage 
charges', 'mandi fees', rather I will sell at 
a maximum price anywhere, the crops like 
wheat, vegetables and RICE.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 6, 2020

SABMILIYE BANGABHOOMI R RAJNEETI EKHAN JOMJOMAAT O JOMPESH BOIKI, DEKHA JAAK KON DAL HOY PRATHAM STHAAN ER ADHIKAARI !!!

"Emniteyi chaturdikey 
durneeti r kato bojhaa 
chepechey GHAARHEY; 
taar opor Comrade 'Sushanta' 
firchey junglemahal e, aar 
Bidrohi 'Bimal' firchey PAHAARREY. 
Aar ekjon eto apomaan aar kotukatha 
sojjhyo koreyo koreni PROSTHAAN; 
kintu ekhano parjyonto spasto o 
korte paareni taar ABOSTHAAN. 
Ekjon er anugaami r sankhya o baarche, 
baarche janopriyota, kaaron nijeder 
moddheyi je legey gache yuddha, ekhan 
era ek e apor ke churhchey KAADAA; 
ganotantro naa thaakle ki aar, tekey 
kono sanghatan, jato ee bhalo laaguk 
dekhte oi 'Diego Maradona' r 'Argentina' r 
jersey r rang, jaa kina neel aar SAADAA. 
Kondikey vote debe 'Motua', 
'Musalmaan', 'Aadivasi' o 'GORKHA'; 
jaa rajnoitik garam, ei seethkaal e o, duaarey 
duaarey giye, chalaate hocche PAAKHA. 
Ekhan abaar krishak raa 
jekhaane khushi giye beshi daam e, 
bikri korte paarbe taader FASAL; 
tathyaprajukti r yug botey, taai fasal er 
beshi daam paabe boiki, nitey hobe na 
kono mahajan er theke kono wrin er AASAL. 
Rajya sarkaari chaakri r likhito 
parikkha e pass korle ki hobe, 
panel je katobaar hoye galo BAATEEL; 
club er chele gulo taaka peye korche kato ee 
naa furti, raasta e kato notun aalo, aar kato 
baari r rang hoye galo saadaa aar NEEL. 
Sabmiliye Bangabhoomi r rajneeti ekhan 
jomjomaat o jompesh boiki, dekha jaak 
kon dal hoy pratham sthaan er ADHIKAARI; 
ekhan sab voter der mon e hoteyi paare, je roj 
bhaath daal khete bosleyi, choley aaschey 
katorakam er TARKAARI."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST AUSTRALIA TO WIN THE T-20 SERIES ON 06.12.2020 !!!

"The early dominance of 
Indian bowling started to FADE; 
as it was a good knock of 58 runs 
as a skipper by WADE. 
Natarajan's bowling figure of 20/2 
was both economical and IMPRESSIVE; 
not only Smith, even the other Australian 
batsmen looked quite AGGRESSIVE. 
At Sydney, on 6th December 2020, KL Rahul 
started to play freely after a Tye's 'Free HIT'; 
suddenly Shikhar changed his gear and 
his knock of 52 runs became SUPERHIT. 
But, it was not ENOUGH; 
as the required run rate was becoming TOUGH. 
Virat was on 
his victorious RIDE; 
but got tricked by a Daniel's delivery 
which could have been a 'WIDE'. 
Hardik was initially 
struggling to hit the BALL; 
but, Shreyas hit a six to Zampa in such a 
style, it looked as if the ground is so SMALL. 
After missing to hit some of the deliveries 
while chasing a winning target of 
195 runs, Hardik changed his BAT; 
and then India won by 6 wickets to win the 
T-20 series, as Hardik pounced on them 
like a big wild CAT."- Arindam Sain

HEY MAANAV, MRITYU EE JE AASOL SATYA, AAJ JAA BARTMAN, KAAL TAA ITIHAAS; TOMRAA OBOSYO MAJHEMODDHEYI BOLE THAAKO, 'PRAKRITI R PARIHAAS' !!!

"MAANAV: 'Ei 2020 saal er 
mahamaari teh, kato ee naa 
dekhlaam aamraa MRITYU; 
othocho sabai ke bolte sunechi, 
je aamraa ee naaki sabtheke 
shaktisaali aar samaajik JONTU. 
Saara biswajurey, 
sattyi ee, katojon ee 
je galo MAARA; 
dushan o jaa berechey baataash e, 
raat er akash e, dekhaa o jaayena 
bhalo kore, oi sab 'TAARA'.'

YAMRAJ: 'Hey maanav, mrityu ee je 
aasol 
satya, aaj jaa bartaman, kaal taa ITIHAAS; 
tomraa obosyo majhemoddheyi 
bole thaako, 'Prakriti r PARIHAAS'. 
Proti shataabdi teh, 
aasbeyi aasbe, 
ekbaar kore MAHAMAARI; 
ekhan mrityu niye eto dukkho, othocho kato 
mrityu ee toh hoy jakhaan biswayuddha r 
naam e, hoy kato MAARAMAARI.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 4, 2020

OH ! WHAT A LADY BARTENDER; SO SWEET, SMART AND SLENDER !!!

"Oh ! what a lady BARTENDER; 
so sweet, smart and SLENDER ! 
At the first sight, my heart was gone 
as she was there to do the PLUNDER; 
for the first time, within my heart, 
I experienced a THUNDER. 
I found her on 'TINDER'; 
and really she is such a WONDER. 
Due to poverty, she borrowed some 
money from a MONEYLENDER; 
who is basically a 
playboy cum PHILANDER. 
The entire loan got repaid 
back by this ISLANDER; 
she left her job and I married her, as 
for me, there was no other CONTENDER. 
To find a perfect place 
to settle down as a perfect 
married couple, we started to WANDER; 
thanks to our Almighty for sending to me 
such a beautiful angel, who has a romantic 
heart which is also quite TENDER."- Arindam Sain

INDIAN GOVERNMENT MUST PROVIDE VACCINE AT FREE OF COST ACROSS THE NATION !!!

"Indians fought against 'Corona Virus' 
with a strong MENTALITY; 
unlike in rural areas, this virus has 
hunted so many people in any CITY. 
Both Central Government and several State 
Governments did a great job in creating 
awareness among any type of COMMUNITY; 
slowly and steadily, the statistical trend 
itself is indicating that Indians are 
surely getting a herd IMMUNITY. 
Vaccine may have some side effects, 
but, the trials must be done 
with proper PLANNING; 
if no reports of side effects are found 
after the third stage of trials, then 
maybe, it is a good BEGINNING. 
If the vaccination on a sample 
basis is SUCCESSFUL; 
then, again, the world is going 
to become WONDERFUL. 
But, the point to be noted, 
that as India is having a 
very large POPULATION; 
so, one must have patience to get the vaccine, 
and the Indian Government must provide 
vaccine at free of cost across the NATION. 
Two types of vaccine will 
hit the market, one will be 
somewhat mild, completely 
free and mandatory for ALL; 
the other one will be very strong 
and for extreme critical patients with 
multiple health disorders, though, the 
amount of dose will be SMALL. "- Arindam Sain