Wednesday, December 16, 2020

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY HEART AT THE HILLTOP !!!

"GIRL: 'Someone has stolen 
my heart at the HILLTOP; 
by the way, are you 
a thief or a COP ?'

BOY: 'A very smart and strange 
question to be answered indeed, 
but, what should be the perfect answer 
at this juncture, that I really don't KNOW; 
but, after seeing you in such a jovial mood, 
there is no doubt that a female tourist has 
fallen in love with a male tourist who is also 
her online friend, now, just enjoy the SNOW. 
Perhaps due to Facebook, Twitter, 
Instagram, Telegram and WHATSAPP; 
nowadays, the young girls like you just
ignore any type of generation GAP.'

GIRL: 'In my childhood days, I used to 
dream, that one day, I will get lost 
in any fairytale place which 
cannot be seen in any MAP; 
then a Prince will come in my life 
as a true lover whose love towards 
me will be like a free flowing water 
from any water TAP.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

KABHI HOYE MOHABBAT, TOH KABHI HOYE JUNG; PHIR BHI TU CHAL RAHI HAIN PAIDAL MERE SANG !!!

"Kabhi hoye mohabbat, 
toh kabhi hoye JUNG; 
phir bhi tu chal rahi hain 
paidal mere SANG. 
Kabhi laage PYAARI; 
toh kabhi DUKHBHARI; 
zindagi hain yeh, 
ek mazedaar KAHAANI; 
dil ka Raja banne se hee toh 
milti hain ek sundari RANI. 
Soch mat 
itni JYAADA; 
sirf bol de humein, 
kya hain teri aasli IRAADA; 
aab itni kareeb aake, itna 
sochne ka kya hain FAAYEDA; 
hum toh peechey nahi haatenge, jab ekbaar 
kar hee diye hain WAADA."- Arindam Sain

LIKE IN ASSAM AND TRIPURA, THE HINDUS OF BANGABHOOMI HAVE ALSO DECLARED A WAR AGAINST BANGLADESHI TERRORISM WITH SUCH A STRONG UNITY WHICH WAS NEVER EVER SEEN BEFORE !!!

"PAKISTANI TERRORIST: 'Don't forget 
that your ancestors were East Pakistani 
and the creation of another Muslim nation, 
'West Bangladesh' is our secret PROJECT; 
utilize the Rohingya people in this mission, 
bribe some BSF officials and local cops 
so that the 'Invasion by Infiltration' never 
becomes a serious political SUBJECT.' 

BANGLADESHI TERRORIST: 'Due to 
the anti-incumbency factor and 
the arrest of some terrorists, 
we are unable to hide in 
Bangabhoomi ANYMORE; 
also, like in Assam and Tripura, the 
Hindus of Bangabhoomi have also 
declared a war against Bangladeshi 
terrorism with such a strong unity which 
was never ever seen BEFORE.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, December 14, 2020

BANGABHOOMI TEH KANO THAAKBE BANDHO ETO BHALO BHALO KENDRIYA PRAKALPO !!!

"SAANGBAADIK: 'Keyu keyu bolchen, 
je aapni naaki kheyechen gas, 
taai naaki korchen onek abhijog, 
boley felchen sab sattyi KATHA'.

SAANGSAD: 'Kono abhijog baa khobh 
janaate paarbona, adbhut paristhiti, jaara 
kaaj kore, taader keyi kore apomaan, 
etaa ee hoyeche ekhan eder PROTHA.'

SAANGBAADIK: 'Jodi o kendra 
theke aasche onek TAAKA; 
tobu o koi tamon bhabe ghurchey 
naa je unnayan er CHAAKA ?'

SAANGSAD: 'Laabh er gur peeprey teh 
khaaye; ghun dhore jaaye oi daftar er 
kedaara r kaathey, kato goru katorakam er 
gaach e chorey, kaaron e je sudhu ee GALPO; 
Bangabhoomi ki noy naaki ei mahaan 
Bharatbarsha r angsha, boli Bangaboomi 
teh kano thaakbe bandho eto bhalo 
bhalo kendriya PRAKALPO.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 13, 2020

KHABOR ER SHIRONAAM E CHILO 'NANDIGRAM'; EBAAR OI 'NANDIGRAM' EI BOLCHE ONEKEYI 'JAI SHRI RAM' !!!

"Khamotachyuto hoyechilo BAAM; 
jehetu hoyechilo ganotaantrik SANGRAM; 
khabor er shironaam e 
chilo 'NANDIGRAM'; 
ebaar oi 'Nandigram' ei 
bolche onekeyi 'Jai Shri RAM'. 
Kichu janoneta kano 
sahyo korche eto APOMAAN; 
jodi o, oi 'Dada r Anugaami' poster gulo r 
maddhyam e janagan diyeche SAMMAN. 
Ei Bangabhoomi teh, eto jongi 
ki kore ache LUKIYE; 
police gulo jano darsak, 
sudhu kaando dakhe taakiye TAAKIYE. 
Dikey dikey cholche bhaangchur, 
maramari aar hatyaleela, kintu taao 
police jodi hoye jaaye NIRBIKAAR; 
tahole aagun laagle, 
oder ghar o ki purbey naa 
naaki, hobena bujhi HAHAKAAR. 
Corona koreche shikaar, 
taai bechey neyi 'TAMONAASH'; 
taai toh Sirakol e holo rajnoitik 
santraas o SARBANAASH. 
Nijeraa ee nijeder paa gulo 
niye sojaa kurul ei maarche, 
taai gerua shibir ke korte o
hocchena khub ekta beshi PARISHRAM; 
ekhan je 'Goondaraj bonaam Ganatantra' r 
yuddha hoyeche shuru, goonda raa ekhano 
bujhte paarchena, je oikkyabaddho sadharan 
maanush er ache kato taa DUM."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, December 12, 2020

THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT MUST TAKE STRICT DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS ON THE BANGABHOOMI GOVERNMENT, WHY ARE THEY DOING LATE !!!

"BABLOO: 'The Central Government 
must take strict disciplinary actions 
on the Bangabhoomi Government, 
why are they doing LATE; 
The Left Front lost the Assembly Election 
due to too much violence and 
maybe, TMC is also on the verge 
of experiencing a similar FATE.'

BABOOL: 'As per existing laws, the Central 
Government has full rights to take actions 
on administrative officers, but, still, some 
illiterate lawyers of Bangabhoomi will YELL; 
to some extent, the law and order 
situation of Bangabhoomi is 
deteriorating and that is really 
a sad and shameful story to TELL.'

BABLA: 'In Kashmir, the goons 
used to pelt stones, and here, 
the goons are throwing BRICKS; 
not a single nomination of other parties was 
allowed to file in that area, in the Panchayat 
election, so, everyone is aware of those TRICKS. 
Under the Left Front rule in 
Bangabhoomi, we have not seen 
such a religious POLARISATION; 
psychologically, it may be a 'Hindus Vs 
Muslims' thrilling T-20 match in the upcoming 
2021 Bangabhoomi Assembly ELECTION.'

BALA: 'After a good result in Bihar, 
MIM also wants to CONTEST; 
in terms of 'Muslim Vote Bank', 
TMC may have to face a 'Litmus TEST'. 
'Chatradhar' and 'Sushanta' may try to 
get more votes for the Left Front to 
help TMC, but, the comeback of 
'Bimal' may help BJP INDIRECTLY; 
Just like Left Front, the TMC is losing popularity 
due to violence by their goons, to which 
party will the 'Dada Anugaami' and 'Mahajot' 
voters will vote EXACTLY.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, December 10, 2020

GUNDAAMI KORE KI AAR AATKAANO JAAYE GANATAANTRIK ADHIKAAR; DHEYE AASCHE GERUA JHARH, HOYE JAABE CHURMAAR SAB AHANKAAR !!!

"Duskriti raa haamla korleyi ki 
aar themey jaabe ganatantra r RATH; 
sadharan maanush gorjey uthle, 
oraai tairi kore debe VIJAYPATH. 
Praaye sabai jiggesh kore, je 
ekmaatro ei Bangaabhoomi r rajneeti 
teyi ekhano kano hoy eto HINGSHAA; 
bangabhoomi r sanskriti aar manishi 
der niye kato ee naa daaye bhashon, 
taahole kano ei behaal DASHAA. 
Gundaami kore ki aar aatkaano 
jaaye ganataantrik ADHIKAAR; 
dheye aasche gerua jharh, hoye 
jaabe churmaar sab AHANKAAR."- Arindam Sain