Saturday, December 19, 2020

LATAGURI THEKE LALGARH; SARBATRA EE AASCHE GERUA JHARH !!!

"'Tribhuban' uthbe kepey, 
hobe ebaar TAANDAV; 
'Kourav' der biruddhe 
larai korbe 'PAANDAV'. 
Je 'Rabindranath Tagore' ke niye kore era 
eto garbo, oi Bolpur er 'Shanitiniketan' ei 
hoye gache churi taar ee arjan kora 'NOBEL'; 
'Cut Money' aar 'Durneeti' r paisa e, 
onekeyi onek kheyeche 
aangoor aar AAPEL. 
Onek holo, aar noy, ebaar 
oli teh, goli teh gorey uthbe sadharan 
maanush er ganotaantrik PRATIRODH; 
maatra chaariye gele, kono katha noy, 
kono prashno noy, chupchaap sudhu 'EVM' 
er sathik botaam teepey nitey hobe PRATISODH. 
Onek holo 'Circus', onek holo 'JAATRAPAALA'; 
ebaar 'Parivartan er Parivartan' er PAALA. 
Lataguri theke LALGARH; 
sarbatra ee aasche gerua JHARH."- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 18, 2020

2021 SAAL ER BANGABHOOMI BIDHAN SABHA NIRBACHAN E, KENDRIYA VAAHINI R SAHAJYA NIYE, ONTOTO HOWAA UCHIT SAATH DAFAA !!!

"BABLOO: '2021 saal er Bangabhoomi 
Bidhan Sabha nirbachan e, kendriya vaahini r 
sahajya niye, ontoto howaa uchit saath DAFAA; 
onekeyi prashno korchen ekhan thekeyi, je 
adou nirbachan korte hobe kina ke jaane, 
sattyi ee je haarey hocche EESTAFAA.'

BABOOL: 'Jaara etodin birodhi pakkha 
teh theke koreche onek ATYACHAAR; 
taader antarbhukti niye kora uchit 
boiki ektu bibechona o BICHAAR. 
Ontoto ek bachor dhore 
howaa uchit PARJOBEKKHAN; 
jodi o dwitiyo saari teh bosiye 
raakha jaaye EKHAN.'

BABLA: 'Dikey dikey DURNEETI; 
taar opor abaar swajanposhon er RAJNEETI. 
'Mayor' er kapaal e poreche bhaanjh, jehetu 
'Pied Piper' abaar bajaabe boleche BNAASHI; 
ebaar etaai dekhaar, je kon dik cherey kon 
dikey vote deben ei BANGABHOOMIBAASI.'

BALA: 'Gerua shibir jehetu 
RSS thekeyi esechey, taai kintu 
ache onek karrha ANUSHAASAN; 
aar onnyodike, eto gundaami aar maramari 
howaa swatteo, ekdum nirab darsak er 
bhoomika paalon korechey PRASHASAN. 
Ekhan eto lok er duaarey gele 
ki hobe, hoye gache je onek DERI; 
teerey r kaache giye o, 
doobey jaabe TARI.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, December 17, 2020

SAMASYA R SAMADHAN TOH DUR ER KATHA, ULTEY KORAA HOLO APOMAAN, TAAI ER EKTA JOGYO JAWAAB DEOWAA DARKAAR !!!

"MAHILA: 'Jaara choley jetey chaaye, 
taader jonnyo khola achey 'Baahir' DWAAR; 
ekjon, dujon geley, kichu esey jaayena, 
tobu o hobe larai besh JORDAAR. 
Kotha theke sab esechey 
kichu BAHIRAGATA; 
aar onnyo dal er bikkhubdha 
netaa der korche SWAAGATA.'

PURUSH: 'Bhuley jaaowa uchit noy, 
je Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee 
chilen ekjon BANGAALI; 
baaire theke toh barong apnaara 
enechen ekjon bhaarrha kora 'Shakuni', 
jaar jonnyo urrey jacchey ghar er TAALI. 
Onek netaa raa jakhan korlen khobh 
prokash, takhan dal er shirsho 
netritwa roilo NIRBIKAAR; 
samasya r samadhan toh dur er katha, 
ultey koraa holo apomaan, taai er ekta jogyo 
jawaab deowaa DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY HEART AT THE HILLTOP !!!

"GIRL: 'Someone has stolen 
my heart at the HILLTOP; 
by the way, are you 
a thief or a COP ?'

BOY: 'A very smart and strange 
question to be answered indeed, 
but, what should be the perfect answer 
at this juncture, that I really don't KNOW; 
but, after seeing you in such a jovial mood, 
there is no doubt that a female tourist has 
fallen in love with a male tourist who is also 
her online friend, now, just enjoy the SNOW. 
Perhaps due to Facebook, Twitter, 
Instagram, Telegram and WHATSAPP; 
nowadays, the young girls like you just
ignore any type of generation GAP.'

GIRL: 'In my childhood days, I used to 
dream, that one day, I will get lost 
in any fairytale place which 
cannot be seen in any MAP; 
then a Prince will come in my life 
as a true lover whose love towards 
me will be like a free flowing water 
from any water TAP.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

KABHI HOYE MOHABBAT, TOH KABHI HOYE JUNG; PHIR BHI TU CHAL RAHI HAIN PAIDAL MERE SANG !!!

"Kabhi hoye mohabbat, 
toh kabhi hoye JUNG; 
phir bhi tu chal rahi hain 
paidal mere SANG. 
Kabhi laage PYAARI; 
toh kabhi DUKHBHARI; 
zindagi hain yeh, 
ek mazedaar KAHAANI; 
dil ka Raja banne se hee toh 
milti hain ek sundari RANI. 
Soch mat 
itni JYAADA; 
sirf bol de humein, 
kya hain teri aasli IRAADA; 
aab itni kareeb aake, itna 
sochne ka kya hain FAAYEDA; 
hum toh peechey nahi haatenge, jab ekbaar 
kar hee diye hain WAADA."- Arindam Sain

LIKE IN ASSAM AND TRIPURA, THE HINDUS OF BANGABHOOMI HAVE ALSO DECLARED A WAR AGAINST BANGLADESHI TERRORISM WITH SUCH A STRONG UNITY WHICH WAS NEVER EVER SEEN BEFORE !!!

"PAKISTANI TERRORIST: 'Don't forget 
that your ancestors were East Pakistani 
and the creation of another Muslim nation, 
'West Bangladesh' is our secret PROJECT; 
utilize the Rohingya people in this mission, 
bribe some BSF officials and local cops 
so that the 'Invasion by Infiltration' never 
becomes a serious political SUBJECT.' 

BANGLADESHI TERRORIST: 'Due to 
the anti-incumbency factor and 
the arrest of some terrorists, 
we are unable to hide in 
Bangabhoomi ANYMORE; 
also, like in Assam and Tripura, the 
Hindus of Bangabhoomi have also 
declared a war against Bangladeshi 
terrorism with such a strong unity which 
was never ever seen BEFORE.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, December 14, 2020

BANGABHOOMI TEH KANO THAAKBE BANDHO ETO BHALO BHALO KENDRIYA PRAKALPO !!!

"SAANGBAADIK: 'Keyu keyu bolchen, 
je aapni naaki kheyechen gas, 
taai naaki korchen onek abhijog, 
boley felchen sab sattyi KATHA'.

SAANGSAD: 'Kono abhijog baa khobh 
janaate paarbona, adbhut paristhiti, jaara 
kaaj kore, taader keyi kore apomaan, 
etaa ee hoyeche ekhan eder PROTHA.'

SAANGBAADIK: 'Jodi o kendra 
theke aasche onek TAAKA; 
tobu o koi tamon bhabe ghurchey 
naa je unnayan er CHAAKA ?'

SAANGSAD: 'Laabh er gur peeprey teh 
khaaye; ghun dhore jaaye oi daftar er 
kedaara r kaathey, kato goru katorakam er 
gaach e chorey, kaaron e je sudhu ee GALPO; 
Bangabhoomi ki noy naaki ei mahaan 
Bharatbarsha r angsha, boli Bangaboomi 
teh kano thaakbe bandho eto bhalo 
bhalo kendriya PRAKALPO.'"- Arindam Sain