Monday, February 8, 2021

GIVE MORE IMPORTANCE TO THE PERFORMANCE RATING FOR EVERY NEXT YEAR BUDGET ALLOCATION !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Based on the 
performance rating, rankwise Odisha, 
Telangana and Delhi are top three 
performing states in the COMPETITION; 
the state government of these three states 
believes in speed and six sigma strategy, so 
that, with realistic feasibility, the project teams 
succeed in timely project COMPLETION.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'The 'Project 
Completion Report Card' (PCRC) of all 
states must be displayed in Central 
Government website so that the other state 
governments get some MOTIVATION; 
Odisha cooperates the most with the 
Central Government, Telengana ensures 
a good working environment and Delhi 
believes in cost cutting measures of 
projects with some INNOVATION.'

HERMIT: 'Your Highness ! though 
these three states are politically, 
in respect to the Central Government, 
are actually in OPPOSITION; 
but, due to their fruitful cooperation 
with the Central Government, today, 
in terms of overall development, 
their states are in good POSITION.'

KING: 'From now on, we must issue 
a new circular to give more importance 
to the performance rating for every 
next financial year budget ALLOCATION; 
no matter, in whichever political party they 
belong to, if they perform well, we will provide 
more monetary support for projects to transform 
India into a super power NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, February 7, 2021

PARI, O PARI; EI MAAJHI ABAAR TAIRI; BAAITEY AMADER PREM ER TARI !!!

"Pari, o PARI; 
ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 
baaitey amader prem er TARI. 
2020 saal er Saraswati 
Pujo e pratham DEKHA; 
taarpor dujon er hriday 
ke aar jaayeni ROKHA; 
ei bhalobasha e, bhalo ee chilo 
ushnota, jato ee choluk baidyutik PAAKHA. 
Pari, o PARI; 
ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 
baaitey amader prem er TARI. 
Taarpor 2020 saal ei, elo 
sarbanaashi 'Corona', ek prokaar er 
kaaragaar ee hoye galo sabaar BAARI; 
amader shaaririk durattwo baarlo, jato ee 
hok naa kano video call, oi mobile phone e, 
taarpor kano jaanina, tumi kore diley AARI; 
abaar aasche 2021 saal er Saraswati Pujo, 
sab raag bhuley giye, aasbe naaki aabaar 
oi din e, pore seyi sundar neel SAREE. 
Pari, o PARI; 
ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 
baaitey amader prem er TARI."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

BOLD BANGAALI AUR BIHARI BEAUTY !!!

"BOLD BANGAALI: 'Mon e mon e 
bhabchi aami, je, eito tomaar saathe 
kodin aageyi holo pratham DEKHA; 
tarpor holo modhur prem, 
aar aaj tomader baarite bosey 
khacchi ami litti CHOKHA. 
Sattyi ee Bajrangbali r bhakta 
ebong ekta paalowaan o 
botey tomaar KAAKA; 
aar tomaar baba ke toh ei 
boyesh e o besh komboyeshi ee 
laage, ektaa o chul noy PAAKA.'

BIHARI BEAUTY: 'Humreh ghar mein, sab ne 
kiya hain tumko pasand, par humne, ee baat 
naa bataayi, ki tum ho bahut hee CHAALU; 
par shaadi ke baad, tumhre upar aayegi 
zimmedaari, kahi sirf ho naa jaana, 
sahed chakhnewala kaamchor BHAALU. 
Aaj ee litti chokha, humne 
pehli baar khud se banaayi 
sirf tumhre KHAATIR; 
zindagi mein pehli baar joh 
kisi ne dil chura liya hamaar, 
maar ke pyar ka TEER.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, February 1, 2021

IT WAS NEITHER FLOP NOR SUPERHIT; AS THE 'BUDGET 2021' BECAME DEFENSIVE DUE TO 'FISCAL DEFICIT' !!!

"BABLOO: 'It was neither 
flop nor SUPERHIT; 
as the 'Budget 2021' became 
defensive due to 'Fiscal DEFICIT'. 
Many reforms and 
bold steps got DEFERRED; 
though, the focus on creating 
new highways have been PREFERRED.'

BABOOL: 'The pandemic situation has 
its own impact, so, this 'Budget 2021' 
had to focus more on human HEALTH; 
the existing taxation system has not been 
disturbed at all, as in 2020, the common 
people failed to increase their WEALTH.'

BABLA: 'Are they giving 
an option, 'Either merge 
or get PRIVATIZED'; 
'FDI in all sectors is a 
profitable strategy', is what 
they have smartly ADVERTIZED. 
Long term planning has been 
chalked out for improving 
the INFRASTRUCTURE; 
also, raising the 'Minimum Support Price' 
and implementing 'Mandi Modernization' 
will surely boost any type of AGRICULTURE.'

BALA: 'Why cess got imposed on 
agriculture sector and how any 'Asset 
Reconstruction Company will OPERATE; 
new types of employment will get generated, 
but will 'Disinvestment' indirectly help 
RBI to reduce the 'Repo RATE. 
As if it is a football 
league, where last two 
teams will be RELEGATED; 
instead of borrowing, they are selling shares 
to raise money for fund allocations, and many 
Corporate CEOs felt ELATED.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, January 31, 2021

UTTARBANGA AAR JUNGLEMAHAL AAGEYI HOYECHEY HAATHCHARAH; EBAAR GERUA SHIBIR ER SHAKTO GARH HOBE MEDINIPUR EBONG HOWRAH !!!

"Chaal thik ora bechheyi 
nicchey, basta e pore 
thaakche sudhu ee KAANKAR; 
kheloyaarh raa ee dal e 
thaakchena, toh khela aar 
ki kore hobe BHAYANKAR. 
Ghat er dhaare 
paowaa gache 
aadhpora taaka r BASTA; 
goyenda raa onyo desh e jeteyi 
paarey, kaaron bahutal baari r aar 
sona r daam toh aar noy oto SASTA. 
Kothay lukiye aache taara, 
jaara ramramiye korchilo 
koyla o goru PAACHAAR; 
duskriti gulo o je taaka 
pacchena, taai ki jonnyo aar 
korbe rajnoitik ATYACHAAR. 
Ekhan je haarey hocche dal badal, 
bojhaai jacche je shashak dal e 
dhukey gache durniti r VIRUS; 
taai hotasha r jonnyo, 
edik odik shona jaaye kato 
kukatha o dekha jaaye CIRCUS. 
Uttarbanga aar Junglemahal 
aageyi hoyechey HAATHCHARAH; 
ebaar gerua shibir er shakto garh 
hobe Medinipur ebong HOWRAH. 
Paschimbanga teh parivartan er 
parivartan aasbeyi, naam er o 
hoyto paribartan hobe, notun 
naam hoyto hobe 'BANGABHOOMI'; 
Paschim Bangladesh konodin o hobena, 
kaaron firti akraman bhalo ee korte jaane 
Bharatiya Bangaali raa, kaaron ei veerbhoomi 
ee taader MAATRIBHOOMI."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, January 30, 2021

AFTER THE PANDEMIC SITUATION; THE MAIN CONCERN IS SURELY THE INFLATION !!!

"BABLOO: 'After the 
pandemic SITUATION; 
the main concern is 
surely the INFLATION. 
Even the taxation system 
should be simple, transparent 
and STRAIGHTFORWARD; 
those who are paying around 
70% of their tax in advance must 
get a discounted monetary REWARD.'

BABOOL: 'The recent farming bill will 
surely bring in more modernization 
and net profitability in any
type of AGRICULTURE; 
be it apps, be it books, local 
students must be able to learn in 
their local language in schools to know 
better about their own local CULTURE. 
Point to be also noted that without 
a little bit of INDUSTRIALIZATION; 
it is quite tough to boost Indian 
economy in this age of GLOBALIZATION.'

BABLA: 'Indian Government wants to make 
4 big PSU Banks, but, merger of PSU Banks 
must be feasible enough with speedy 
technical migration process and also 
must have a positive SYNERGY; 
all branches of PSU Banks must have 
uniform CBS software, uniform style 
premises, high speed internet and 
performance incentives to provide the 
staffs more motivation and ENERGY.'

BALA: 'All employment exchanges must 
also have its digital presence with 
transparency and smooth functioning 
to easily provide new EMPLOYMENT; 
focus to be given on Rail, Aviation and 
Banking industry to make it more profitable by 
breaking the conservative rules and making any 
type of innovative AMENDMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, January 29, 2021

'JAI SHRI RAM' DHWANI NIYE SHURU KORECHE TAARA DWIGVIJAY ABHIJAAN, PARIVARTAN ER PARIVARTAN HOBEYI, JEGECHEY ASHA R AALO !!!

"Kato taaka ee naa elo katogulo 
club e, chaatro der 'Tab' kenaar 
taaka r dikeyi beshi GURUTTWA; 
othocho koto company hoye galo 
bandho, neyi kono niyog baa 
karmosansthaan, baarche BEKAARATTWA. 
Emon ekta bharha kora 
lok ke dilo DWAAITWA; 
je bhalo netaa der saathe 
bereyi galo dal er DURATTWA. 
Onek holo MELA; 
onek holo 'Cut Money' TOLA; 
ebaar toh maidan aache KHOLA; 
hok tobe dhundumaar KHELA. 
Ekdikey sudhu saada aar 
neel aalo r JAANKJAMAK; 
onyodikey bikkhubdha neta o 
netri der dal badal er CHAMAK. 
Gerua shibir er 
adhikaangsho kheloyaarh 
raa ee kintu besh 
pratibhabaan o BHAALO; 
'Jai Shri Ram' dhwani niye shuru 
koreche taara dwigvijay abhijaan, 
parivartan er parivartan hobeyi, 
jegechey asha r AALO."- Arindam Sain