Monday, February 15, 2021

BUT, STILL, WHY YOU GUYS ARE STUCK WITH A VERSION WHICH IS SO OLD !!!

"RAMESWARI: 'We were not aware of the 
fact that the Bancslinc CBS software 
used by 'Allahabadians' was so UPDATED; 
as now the 'Indians' will have to provide 
services in all the regions, so, it is time to 
upgrade those software which are OUTDATED. 
Also, the number of branches 
as well as customers have 
increased as on DATE; 
as many branches are in 
remote rural areas, therefore, 
many customers are still ILLITERATE.'

RAMPRASAD: 'We always had 
a diversified portfolio whereas 
you guys always focused more 
on loans against GOLD; 
so many easy and customized 
user friendly upgradation was done 
in our CBS, but, still, why you guys are 
stuck with a version which is so OLD. 
In metro areas, customers 
went digital, but in rural areas, 
they still rely and feel more confident 
to get services from branch level ITSELF; 
but, in your old version, there are so much 
redundancy, overrides, frequent patch run, so, 
will it not hamper customer services, you ask 
this question to YOURSELF.'"- Arindam Sain

KANO EKTA YUVAK KE AAMRA HARALAAM; BODHOY TAAI JONNYO EE CHATURDIKE PRATIBAAD KORTE NEMECHE 'BAAM' !!!

"Kano ekta yuvak ke 
aamra HARALAAM; 
tobe ki police er maar er 
jonnyo ee, maara galo 'Maidul ISLAM'. 
Bodhoy taai jonnyo ee chaturdike 
pratibaad korte nemeche 'BAAM'; 
taai taara raasta e nemey janacche 
taader proyaato comrade ke, 'Laal SALAAM'. 
Annyay er biruddhe 
larai ke jaayena rokhaa, 
jato ee maaruk DAANDA; 
sadharan maanush e raa gorje 
uthche, taai ki bhoy pacche 
oisab 'Cut Money' khaowa GUNDA. 
Hoyto 'Laal Brigade' er vote 
sankhya gache KOMEY; 
kintu comrade raa ekhano larai 
korte jaane, jaayeni taara DOMEY. 
Uchit shaasti chaai, 
taai hok ei mrityu r 
sathik TADANTA; 
praaye sabai prashno korche, 
jeh Bangabhoomi teh kobe 
abaar firbey GANATANTRA."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, February 14, 2021

PEHLE TEH 'ALLAHABADIAN'; AAB HUYE 'INDIAN; 'EMPOWER' KA DIN KHATAM; AAB DEKHTE HAIN 'INDOASIS' MEIN KITNA HAIN DUM !!!

"RAMPRASAD: 'Pehle teh 'ALLAHABADIAN'; 
aab huye 'INDIAN'; 
'Empower' ka 
din KHATAM; 
aab dekhte hain 'IndOasis' 
mein kitna hain DUM.'

RAMESWARI: 'Maana ki 
muskil hain BHULAANA; 
joh tha anokha, dildaar, 
dumdaar aur PURAANA. 
Par ek naye umang ke saath, 
zaroor accha laagega tum 
logon ko, hamaara yeh 
'Indian' GHARAANA; 
haathon se miley hain haath, 
chalna hain bahut dur ek saath, 
yaadgaar aur shaandaar baanega 
hamaara yeh YAARANA.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, February 11, 2021

DUTO HOLUD MAANEYI TOH LAAL; SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH SAANTAAR KAAT TEH JAANE, JATO EE KAATUK ORA KHAAL !!!

"Khelbo football, goal 
debona, taai kakhano HOY; 
oi dal er goalkeeper taai 
peyeche khub BHOY. 
Kaajer belaaye 
ekkebaare ASTHARAMBHA; 
kakhano kore gheu gheu, 
kakhano kore hamba HAMBA. 
Maajhmaath e dhundumaar 
larai hocche GURU; 
ebaar hobe ekta r por 
ekta goal kora SHURU. 
Jato ee duaarey duaarey 
koruk ora JOGAJOG; 
besh bujhte paarche je 
ebaar kapaal e royeche DURBHOG. 
Duto holud 
maaneyi toh LAAL; 
Sundarban er baagh saantaar 
kaat teh jaane, jato ee kaatuk ora KHAAL. 
Jekhaankaar lok e raa, khete bhaalobashe 
chaal bhajha, chola bhajha, paanta bhaath, 
morla maach er tok aar kaancha LANKA; 
seikhaaneyi kintu Bhagaban Vishnu r avatar 
der prati royeche ogaadh bhakti, aar oikhaan 
thekeyi barosharo parivartan er AASANKA. 
Shaak diye aar 
katodin dhekey 
raakha jaaye MAACH; 
samay mato jal naa diley, 
morey jaaye boiki sanghatan er 
notun chaara GAACH."- Arindam Sain

Monday, February 8, 2021

GIVE MORE IMPORTANCE TO THE PERFORMANCE RATING FOR EVERY NEXT YEAR BUDGET ALLOCATION !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Based on the 
performance rating, rankwise Odisha, 
Telangana and Delhi are top three 
performing states in the COMPETITION; 
the state government of these three states 
believes in speed and six sigma strategy, so 
that, with realistic feasibility, the project teams 
succeed in timely project COMPLETION.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'The 'Project 
Completion Report Card' (PCRC) of all 
states must be displayed in Central 
Government website so that the other state 
governments get some MOTIVATION; 
Odisha cooperates the most with the 
Central Government, Telengana ensures 
a good working environment and Delhi 
believes in cost cutting measures of 
projects with some INNOVATION.'

HERMIT: 'Your Highness ! though 
these three states are politically, 
in respect to the Central Government, 
are actually in OPPOSITION; 
but, due to their fruitful cooperation 
with the Central Government, today, 
in terms of overall development, 
their states are in good POSITION.'

KING: 'From now on, we must issue 
a new circular to give more importance 
to the performance rating for every 
next financial year budget ALLOCATION; 
no matter, in whichever political party they 
belong to, if they perform well, we will provide 
more monetary support for projects to transform 
India into a super power NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, February 7, 2021

PARI, O PARI; EI MAAJHI ABAAR TAIRI; BAAITEY AMADER PREM ER TARI !!!

"Pari, o PARI; 
ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 
baaitey amader prem er TARI. 
2020 saal er Saraswati 
Pujo e pratham DEKHA; 
taarpor dujon er hriday 
ke aar jaayeni ROKHA; 
ei bhalobasha e, bhalo ee chilo 
ushnota, jato ee choluk baidyutik PAAKHA. 
Pari, o PARI; 
ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 
baaitey amader prem er TARI. 
Taarpor 2020 saal ei, elo 
sarbanaashi 'Corona', ek prokaar er 
kaaragaar ee hoye galo sabaar BAARI; 
amader shaaririk durattwo baarlo, jato ee 
hok naa kano video call, oi mobile phone e, 
taarpor kano jaanina, tumi kore diley AARI; 
abaar aasche 2021 saal er Saraswati Pujo, 
sab raag bhuley giye, aasbe naaki aabaar 
oi din e, pore seyi sundar neel SAREE. 
Pari, o PARI; 
ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 
baaitey amader prem er TARI."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

BOLD BANGAALI AUR BIHARI BEAUTY !!!

"BOLD BANGAALI: 'Mon e mon e 
bhabchi aami, je, eito tomaar saathe 
kodin aageyi holo pratham DEKHA; 
tarpor holo modhur prem, 
aar aaj tomader baarite bosey 
khacchi ami litti CHOKHA. 
Sattyi ee Bajrangbali r bhakta 
ebong ekta paalowaan o 
botey tomaar KAAKA; 
aar tomaar baba ke toh ei 
boyesh e o besh komboyeshi ee 
laage, ektaa o chul noy PAAKA.'

BIHARI BEAUTY: 'Humreh ghar mein, sab ne 
kiya hain tumko pasand, par humne, ee baat 
naa bataayi, ki tum ho bahut hee CHAALU; 
par shaadi ke baad, tumhre upar aayegi 
zimmedaari, kahi sirf ho naa jaana, 
sahed chakhnewala kaamchor BHAALU. 
Aaj ee litti chokha, humne 
pehli baar khud se banaayi 
sirf tumhre KHAATIR; 
zindagi mein pehli baar joh 
kisi ne dil chura liya hamaar, 
maar ke pyar ka TEER.'"- Arindam Sain