JATO EE BAARUK RAJNOITIK UTTAAP; EBAAR PRAAYE SABAI DEBE PADMA PHOOL EI CHHAAP !!!

"Bangabhoomi r Brigade er maath e, 

7oi March 2021 taarikh e, anusthito 

holo gerua shibir er ek bishaal 

oitihaasik SAMABESH; 

ei janosamudra ee bujhiye dicche, 

je sesh dafaa nirbachan er aageyi, gerua 

shibir peye jaabe sankhyagaristhota, kaajeyi 

khela shuru r aageyi, kintu khela SESH. 

Maarbaar dorkaar ee neyi 

Royal Bengal Tiger er thaaba 

baa Golden Cobra r CHOBOL; 

kaaron sab bhaalo bhaalo ghora 

palaate arombho koreche, praaye 

faaka hoye gache sobuj ASTABOL. 

Odisha, Telengana aar Delhi Sarkar 

kintu Kendra Sarkar er saathe korche 

kaandhe kaandh miliye KAAJ; 

aar ei Bangabhoomi teh cholche 

sudhu ee durniti aar tolabaaji, 

tobu o neyi kono LAAJ. 

Koreche santraas, niyeche 

cut money, baariyeche BEKARATTWA; 

school shikkhak hok baa police niyog, 

konodikeyi era daayeni kono GURUTTWA. 

Jomi ee ditey paarena, neyi kono 

'Special Economic Zone' er parikhatamo, 

taai aaschena kono SHILPO; 

sudhu khela, mela, maulvi, purohit, 

gunda aar club gulo e dheleche taaka, 

taar porimaan o noy khub ALPO. 

Ektu raat holeyi, emon 

ki Kolkata r bukeyi, neyi 

kono naari SURAKKHA; 

koyla pachaar aar goru 

pachaar kore, seshmesh 

holo naa aar sesh RAKKHA. 

Bhaipo r bondhu PK 

esey, khele dilo bhaipo r 

aadesh anusaare chaal, aar 

netri hoye galo sudhu ee PISI; 

abaar itihaas er punarabritti, kaaron 

parivartan er suchona hobe seyi Nandigram 

thekeyi, jehetu Bhawanipore er misti 

ekhan laagche BAASI. 

Jato ee baaruk 

rajnoitik UTTAAP; 

ebaar praaye sabai debe 

Padma phool ei CHHAAP."- Arindam Sain

BINDAAS BOLPURI BHOJON O BHRAMAN BOTEY !!!

"Bhabchi mon e, mon e, 

je aachi jakhan hethay, 

kaajeyi diye diyi kichu TATHYA; 

gharoa ranna e paarodorshi, 

'Ram Shyam', 'Mahamaya', 

'Kasahara', 'Apanjon' aar 'AATHITHYA'. 

'Gopal' aar 'Nataraj' er 

misti r swaad jaayena BHOLA; 

tobe ekhano maharaja r shinghasan e 

bosey royeche 'SARBAMANGALA'. 

Bus stand er paashe, 

besh bhaalo ee 

cholche, 'Club CENTRAL'; 

'Chimney' r sab roll gulo besh 

suswaadu, jodi o 'Chitra' cinema hall 

taa khub ekta cholena AAJKAAL. 

'Lodge More' er kaacheyi royeche 

'9x9' aar 'Nadia Mistanna Bhandar', 

se khabor aar raakhe KAJON; 

'Berbeque Chicken' o paaowa jaaye 

dekhi, abaar 'Nalen gur er doi' o 

bikri kore 'APANJON'. 

'Mahamaya' ebong 'Chimney' r 

ranna kora khaasi r maangsho r 

kintu daarun SWAAD; 

'Kolkata Arsalan' er biryani bhaalo ee, kintu 

pratiyogita theke 'Kolkata Haji Biryani' 

ke o deowaa jaabena BAAD. 

'Park Guest House' er 'Pineapple Rice', 

baa 'China Shanghai' r 'Mixed Thupka' r 

swaad ektu BHINNO; 

'Swiggy' noy, aasoley lockdown er 

samay, ei sab hotel er aaro janopriyota 

bereche 'Khabarwala' r JONNYO. 

Haaspaatal er gate er 

ultodikey nanarakam er chop er, 

ekti bikhyaato DOKAAN; 

'Mio Amore' o hoyeche besh janopriyo, 

ekhaane cake, pastry ebong ghee er 

laddoo besh majaa kore KHAAN. 

'Chimney' goli r saamne oi 

aadha seddho desi, haansh o 

broiler murgi r deem er dokaan e 

bhaalo ee bheerh hoy BOIKI; 

Bindaas Bolpuri bhojon o bhraman botey, 

ekhaane phal er sharbath o bhaalo paaowa 

jaaye, aar maajhemoddhe aakh er rash 

naa kheye ki thaaka jaaye NAAKI. 

Ektu haalka bristi holey, bhalo ee laage 

khete sonamug daal diye taari kora 

khichuri aar katogulo posto BARRHA; 

bhramanrashik aar bhojonrashik der jonnyo 

adarsha jaayega botey Bolpur, taai toh ajaanteyi 

tairi hoye galo ei CHARRHA."- Arindam Sain

KAKHANO 'PURNIMA', KAKHANO 'AMABASYA'; 'SANGSAR' ER AAR EK NAAM HOLO, 'SAMASYA' !!!

"Kakhano 'purnima', kakhano 'AMABASYA'; 

'sangsar' er aar ek naam holo, 'SAMASYA'. 

Aami shyamla baran, tumi tuktukey FARSHA; 

ek e apor ke korechi BHARSHA. 

Raasta e kato baadha BIPATTI; 

tobu o tumi karoni kono AAPOTTI. 

Prem, bhalobasha niye, 

naana muni r naana JUKTI; 

keyu keyu toh abaar amaader ke 

eksaathe dekhleyi, kore felto kato ki UKTI. 

Ke ki bollo, ki aar aasey jaaye 

taatey, atoot aache ebong thaakbe 

amaader ei BHALOBASHA; 

kano eto prem, kano ee baa hoy adbhut 

aakarshan, se prashno r uttar je paaina, taai 

korina aar nijeke JIGGASHA."- Arindam Sain

SWACCHO RAJNOITIK LOK E DER KEYI VOTE DEBE AAM JANATA !!!

"Kurey ghar theke ATTALIKA; 

duaarey duaarey urhche TAAKA; 

kaaron aasche je nirbachan, aar, 

jaai hok naa kano praarthi TAALIKA; 

sabaai je maria dhore raakhte 

dakhal e, je jaar nijeder ELAAKA. 

Neyi tamon JAAKJAMAK; 

tobu o prarthi taalika e thaakbe CHAMAK. 

Ke kon jaayega e, 

ekdum BICHAKKHAN; 

se byapar e kora hoyeche 

boiki bhalo ee PARJABEKKHAN. 

Bhoy neyi, bhoy neyi, 

kaaron charidike thaakbe 

prochur Bharatiya SENA; 

jekhaane jaa osudh dorkaar, 

samay mato deowaa hobe boiki, 

jato ee koruk naa kano maya KANNA. 

Ebaar er Bangabhoomi r nirbachan e, 

kono dal noy, beshi pradhannyo 

paabe bhaalo netri baa NETA; 

rajneeti je ekhan club football, sudhu jersey 

bodlaaye, taai swaccho rajnoitik lok e der 

keyi vote debe aam JANATA."- Arindam Sain

BELIEVE US, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE, AS IT IS NEVER TOO LATE !!!

"RAMESWARI: 'Our technical team 

is taking too much time to 

resolve the issues, that 

we can UNDERSTAND; 

but, if the 'Allahabadians' provide them 

with proper suggestions and feedbacks, 

then, we, 'Indians' can even improve the 

market value of our own existing BRAND. 

Wherever there are excess staffs, 

we are planning to reduce the staff 

strength to do a balancing ACT; 

proper distribution of work and strict 

adherence to office orders were not 

maintained by 'Allahabadians', it is also a FACT.'

RAMPRASAD: 'In terms of technical skills 

and knowledge of upgraded version 

of 'Bancslinc', the 'Allahabadians' are 

far more advanced to LEAD; 

but, alas, due to some political factors and 

slight window dressing in the balance sheets, 

the 'Indians' were unnecessarily given 

the upper hand INSTEAD. 

In some cases, the traditional 

and conservative banking practices 

of the 'Indians' are really good and 

feasible, that we really APPRECIATE; 

had Mr. Chidambaram not been a big NPA 

customer, then 'Indians' could have been within 

the top three position, but, believe us, it is still 

possible, as it is never too LATE.'"- Arindam Sain

WE KNOW HOW TO GIVE THEM THE BEST LIFETIME AND MEMORABLE TREATMENT !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'Almost all the 

political parties are giving the slogan 

that a dangerous game will be PLAYED; 

so, what will be your strategies so that in 

the polling booths, no major disturbances 

take place to get the voting process DELAYED.'

SOLDIER OF INDIAN ARMY: 'Basically, in 

these cases, the Presiding Officer has the 

full power of the administrative ROLE; 

so, sometimes, we remain as silent 

spectators only, despite witnessing 

any type of disciplinary LOOPHOLE.'

JOURNALIST: 'Any election in 

Bangabhoomi has always 

been so VIOLENT; 

it is quite shameful and 

due to too much politics, the 

victims feel terrified and remain SILENT.'

SOLDIER OF INDIAN ARMY: 'If the 

Election Commission provide us some 

kind of free hand to administer the situation 

after some new and necessary AMEMDMENT; 

then, no matter how many goons and 

anti-socials try to create disturbances, 

we know how to give them the best lifetime 

and memorable TREATMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

CHELE RAA EE KINTU BHALO RAADHUNI HOY, BHEBONA AMADER KHUB CHOTOKHAATO !!!

"KHOKHABABU: 'Ruti gulo je praaye 

sab ee kore felecho AADHPORRA; 

aiyee toh noy, sattyi katha taa bollum 

bole, hoye galo tomaar mukh GOMRRAA.'

KHUKUMONI: 'Uuh, ekhan jatto dosh 

amaar, oi ruti gulo thik gol gol kore 

beltey paaroni, taai bodhoy sekhte 

giye, gache PURREY; 

tobe rewaazi khaasi maangsho r 

jhol ranna korte bolleyi dekhi, 

bhalo ee dwaittyo niye naao, 

takhan aar thaako na tumi KNURREY.'

KHOKHABABU: 'Aajker ektu 

onyorakam kichu koraa JAAK; 

'Gowardhan' gaaowaa ghee aar 'Amul' 

maakhan oi baati teh meshaano THAAK. 

Ebaar oi ghee aar maakhan er 

mishran ke unoon e bosiye, 

goliye kore daao ekdum TARAL; 

tarpor kaancha rewaazi khaasi r maangsho 

gulo oi taral e chubiye naayo bhalo kore, 

er por er paddhati o besh SARAL.'

KHUKUMONI: 'Eki go, karrha teh 

ek knaari 'Patanjali' gaaowa 

ghee diley DHELEY; 

aada, rosun aar piyaaz er saathe, 

ei kaaju posto baata taa, kamon 

jano laagche GOLMELEY. 

Maa go Maa, aar paarine, 

kaancha lanka aar pudina diye 

oita abaar kirokom chaatni BANAALE; 

etto sab meshaccho, dekho baapu, 

kaal abaar office jeti hobe tomaake, 

pet jano kharaap naa hoye, eisab KHELE.'

KHOKHABABU: 'Ruti sekhbaar 

samay toh 'TV Serial' er 

dikeyi chilo CHOKH; 

aar aami ranna korte eleyi, 

takhan dekhi tomaar eidikeyi 

baare beshi JHONKH. 

Baaje naa bokey, garam masla 

taa besh bhalo kore BAATO; 

chele raa ee kintu bhalo raadhuni hoy, bhebona 

amader khub CHOTOKHAATO.'"- Arindam Sain