WOW ! THE SURVEY RESULTS ARE SHOWING 180; REALLY, BJP IN BANGABHOOMI IS BECOMING SO MIGHTY !!!

"KING: 'The recent meeting of BJP in 

Brigade Parade Ground on 7th March 2021 

is clearly indicating that for a fantastic 

political battle, the stage is very well SET; 

you guys are already doing a survey, 

so, can you somewhat predict that in 

Bangabhoomi Assembly Election of 2021, 

how many seats can BJP GET ?'

ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'In total, adding up 

all the seats in Coochbehar, Alipurduar, 

Jalpaiguri, Kalimpong, Darjeeling 

and Dinajpur, BJP may get 23; 

even in South 24 Parganas, 

BJP may put up a great 

show and surprise 

everyone by getting 23; 

in Bankura, Purba Bardhaman 

and especially in Paschim 

Bardhaman, in total, BJP 

may get another 23. 

The trend of the last Lok Sabha 

election is showing that the voters 

of North 24 Parganas may gift BJP with 22; 

the real change as well as challenge will 

come from Midnapore, where out of 

31 seats, BJP may secure 22. 

In each district of Howrah, Hooghly 

and Nadia, BJP may get 10; 

even in Murshidabad, BJP 

may give a good bite with a 10. 

In total, in Malda, Jhargram and 

Purulia, BJP may get 14; 

in Kolkata and Birbhum, the total 

seats secured by BJP may be just 13.'

HERMIT: 'Wow ! The survey 

results are showing 180; 

really, BJP in Bangabhoomi is 

becoming so MIGHTY.'"- Arindam Sain

JATO TUKU DARKAAR, TATO TUKU THAAKLEYI HOLO !!!

"BECHARAM: 'Jaader jato beshi paisa, 

dekhi taader poshaak er maap jaaye KOMEY; 

ekta bar er waiter hisebe kaaj kori aami, 

ki bolbo bhai, era kato je neechey NAAMEY. 

Amaar dada je baro byabsadar er baari te 

kore chaakor er kaaj, se byata sab 

samay ee BYAASTO; 

khub mepejhupe khaaye, 

pran khuley haasena, byata sab 

samay ee jano khub CHINTAAGRASTO. 

Amaar chele meye raa, 

pant ektu chirrey geleyi,

ekdum daaye FELEY; 

othocho baro lok e der chele 

meye gulo cherra jeans er pant pore 

ghorey, aar etaa ee naaki notun style BOLEY.'

KENARAM: 'Jato ee oi bideshi 

sanstha gulo maaruk amaader 

pukur er jal e DHEEL; 

amraa gorib baa madhyabitto raa 

chirokaal ee bojaaye raakhbo Bharatiya 

sanskriti r oitihyo o thaakbo RAKKHANSHEEL. 

Kichu baro lok e raa bhaabe je taara hoye 

gache aadhunik, jehetu taara korche 

paschyatto sabhyataa r ANUKARON; 

othocho eder ee chele meye der biye r 

samay dekhi kato ee naa kusanskaar maane 

era, jaar khujey paaina amraa kono ee KAARON. 

Kono kichu ee beshi thaaka bhalo noy, 

noiley je jeevan theke ubey jaabe 

sahaj saral nishpaap HAASI; 

jato tuku darkaar, tato tuku thaakleyi 

holo, taai toh naana samasya thaakle o, 

amader jeevan e royeche KHUSI.'"- Arindam Sain

JATO EE BAARUK RAJNOITIK UTTAAP; EBAAR PRAAYE SABAI DEBE PADMA PHOOL EI CHHAAP !!!

"Bangabhoomi r Brigade er maath e, 

7oi March 2021 taarikh e, anusthito 

holo gerua shibir er ek bishaal 

oitihaasik SAMABESH; 

ei janosamudra ee bujhiye dicche, 

je sesh dafaa nirbachan er aageyi, gerua 

shibir peye jaabe sankhyagaristhota, kaajeyi 

khela shuru r aageyi, kintu khela SESH. 

Maarbaar dorkaar ee neyi 

Royal Bengal Tiger er thaaba 

baa Golden Cobra r CHOBOL; 

kaaron sab bhaalo bhaalo ghora 

palaate arombho koreche, praaye 

faaka hoye gache sobuj ASTABOL. 

Odisha, Telengana aar Delhi Sarkar 

kintu Kendra Sarkar er saathe korche 

kaandhe kaandh miliye KAAJ; 

aar ei Bangabhoomi teh cholche 

sudhu ee durniti aar tolabaaji, 

tobu o neyi kono LAAJ. 

Koreche santraas, niyeche 

cut money, baariyeche BEKARATTWA; 

school shikkhak hok baa police niyog, 

konodikeyi era daayeni kono GURUTTWA. 

Jomi ee ditey paarena, neyi kono 

'Special Economic Zone' er parikhatamo, 

taai aaschena kono SHILPO; 

sudhu khela, mela, maulvi, purohit, 

gunda aar club gulo e dheleche taaka, 

taar porimaan o noy khub ALPO. 

Ektu raat holeyi, emon 

ki Kolkata r bukeyi, neyi 

kono naari SURAKKHA; 

koyla pachaar aar goru 

pachaar kore, seshmesh 

holo naa aar sesh RAKKHA. 

Bhaipo r bondhu PK 

esey, khele dilo bhaipo r 

aadesh anusaare chaal, aar 

netri hoye galo sudhu ee PISI; 

abaar itihaas er punarabritti, kaaron 

parivartan er suchona hobe seyi Nandigram 

thekeyi, jehetu Bhawanipore er misti 

ekhan laagche BAASI. 

Jato ee baaruk 

rajnoitik UTTAAP; 

ebaar praaye sabai debe 

Padma phool ei CHHAAP."- Arindam Sain

BINDAAS BOLPURI BHOJON O BHRAMAN BOTEY !!!

"Bhabchi mon e, mon e, 

je aachi jakhan hethay, 

kaajeyi diye diyi kichu TATHYA; 

gharoa ranna e paarodorshi, 

'Ram Shyam', 'Mahamaya', 

'Kasahara', 'Apanjon' aar 'AATHITHYA'. 

'Gopal' aar 'Nataraj' er 

misti r swaad jaayena BHOLA; 

tobe ekhano maharaja r shinghasan e 

bosey royeche 'SARBAMANGALA'. 

Bus stand er paashe, 

besh bhaalo ee 

cholche, 'Club CENTRAL'; 

'Chimney' r sab roll gulo besh 

suswaadu, jodi o 'Chitra' cinema hall 

taa khub ekta cholena AAJKAAL. 

'Lodge More' er kaacheyi royeche 

'9x9' aar 'Nadia Mistanna Bhandar', 

se khabor aar raakhe KAJON; 

'Berbeque Chicken' o paaowa jaaye 

dekhi, abaar 'Nalen gur er doi' o 

bikri kore 'APANJON'. 

'Mahamaya' ebong 'Chimney' r 

ranna kora khaasi r maangsho r 

kintu daarun SWAAD; 

'Kolkata Arsalan' er biryani bhaalo ee, kintu 

pratiyogita theke 'Kolkata Haji Biryani' 

ke o deowaa jaabena BAAD. 

'Park Guest House' er 'Pineapple Rice', 

baa 'China Shanghai' r 'Mixed Thupka' r 

swaad ektu BHINNO; 

'Swiggy' noy, aasoley lockdown er 

samay, ei sab hotel er aaro janopriyota 

bereche 'Khabarwala' r JONNYO. 

Haaspaatal er gate er 

ultodikey nanarakam er chop er, 

ekti bikhyaato DOKAAN; 

'Mio Amore' o hoyeche besh janopriyo, 

ekhaane cake, pastry ebong ghee er 

laddoo besh majaa kore KHAAN. 

'Chimney' goli r saamne oi 

aadha seddho desi, haansh o 

broiler murgi r deem er dokaan e 

bhaalo ee bheerh hoy BOIKI; 

Bindaas Bolpuri bhojon o bhraman botey, 

ekhaane phal er sharbath o bhaalo paaowa 

jaaye, aar maajhemoddhe aakh er rash 

naa kheye ki thaaka jaaye NAAKI. 

Ektu haalka bristi holey, bhalo ee laage 

khete sonamug daal diye taari kora 

khichuri aar katogulo posto BARRHA; 

bhramanrashik aar bhojonrashik der jonnyo 

adarsha jaayega botey Bolpur, taai toh ajaanteyi 

tairi hoye galo ei CHARRHA."- Arindam Sain

KAKHANO 'PURNIMA', KAKHANO 'AMABASYA'; 'SANGSAR' ER AAR EK NAAM HOLO, 'SAMASYA' !!!

"Kakhano 'purnima', kakhano 'AMABASYA'; 

'sangsar' er aar ek naam holo, 'SAMASYA'. 

Aami shyamla baran, tumi tuktukey FARSHA; 

ek e apor ke korechi BHARSHA. 

Raasta e kato baadha BIPATTI; 

tobu o tumi karoni kono AAPOTTI. 

Prem, bhalobasha niye, 

naana muni r naana JUKTI; 

keyu keyu toh abaar amaader ke 

eksaathe dekhleyi, kore felto kato ki UKTI. 

Ke ki bollo, ki aar aasey jaaye 

taatey, atoot aache ebong thaakbe 

amaader ei BHALOBASHA; 

kano eto prem, kano ee baa hoy adbhut 

aakarshan, se prashno r uttar je paaina, taai 

korina aar nijeke JIGGASHA."- Arindam Sain

SWACCHO RAJNOITIK LOK E DER KEYI VOTE DEBE AAM JANATA !!!

"Kurey ghar theke ATTALIKA; 

duaarey duaarey urhche TAAKA; 

kaaron aasche je nirbachan, aar, 

jaai hok naa kano praarthi TAALIKA; 

sabaai je maria dhore raakhte 

dakhal e, je jaar nijeder ELAAKA. 

Neyi tamon JAAKJAMAK; 

tobu o prarthi taalika e thaakbe CHAMAK. 

Ke kon jaayega e, 

ekdum BICHAKKHAN; 

se byapar e kora hoyeche 

boiki bhalo ee PARJABEKKHAN. 

Bhoy neyi, bhoy neyi, 

kaaron charidike thaakbe 

prochur Bharatiya SENA; 

jekhaane jaa osudh dorkaar, 

samay mato deowaa hobe boiki, 

jato ee koruk naa kano maya KANNA. 

Ebaar er Bangabhoomi r nirbachan e, 

kono dal noy, beshi pradhannyo 

paabe bhaalo netri baa NETA; 

rajneeti je ekhan club football, sudhu jersey 

bodlaaye, taai swaccho rajnoitik lok e der 

keyi vote debe aam JANATA."- Arindam Sain

BELIEVE US, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE, AS IT IS NEVER TOO LATE !!!

"RAMESWARI: 'Our technical team 

is taking too much time to 

resolve the issues, that 

we can UNDERSTAND; 

but, if the 'Allahabadians' provide them 

with proper suggestions and feedbacks, 

then, we, 'Indians' can even improve the 

market value of our own existing BRAND. 

Wherever there are excess staffs, 

we are planning to reduce the staff 

strength to do a balancing ACT; 

proper distribution of work and strict 

adherence to office orders were not 

maintained by 'Allahabadians', it is also a FACT.'

RAMPRASAD: 'In terms of technical skills 

and knowledge of upgraded version 

of 'Bancslinc', the 'Allahabadians' are 

far more advanced to LEAD; 

but, alas, due to some political factors and 

slight window dressing in the balance sheets, 

the 'Indians' were unnecessarily given 

the upper hand INSTEAD. 

In some cases, the traditional 

and conservative banking practices 

of the 'Indians' are really good and 

feasible, that we really APPRECIATE; 

had Mr. Chidambaram not been a big NPA 

customer, then 'Indians' could have been within 

the top three position, but, believe us, it is still 

possible, as it is never too LATE.'"- Arindam Sain