EKTU JHAAL JHAAL NAA HOLEY KI AAR, BHAALO LAAGE KHETE MAANGSHO R JHOL !!!

"NANDO: 'Nirbachan er aagey 

sab criminal file gulo ke KHOL; 

aar je jekhaane je abostha teyi 

lukiye thaak naa kano, sab kota ke TOL; 

haat ei bhaangte hobe samasta 

samaajbirodhi der DHOL; 

ektu jhaal jhaal naa holey ki aar, 

bhaalo laage khete maangsho r JHOL.'

NONI: 'Uddhar toh hocche 

onek boma taaja TAAJA; 

icche toh hoy maajhemoddheyi, je 

jail er baaireyi eder ke diye diyi SAAJA. 

Bangladesh simaantey ekhan ee 

katogulo aatankbaadi, bhalo ee 

ter peye gache MAJAA; 

bujhey gache besh bhalo kore, je 

Bharatiya der biruddhe chhaya yuddha 

chaalano taa, oto noy SOJAA.'

NANDO: 'Bangabhoomi r sadharan 

maanush ki aar oto 

bojhe, je ki chhak 

kosche BANGLADESH; 

amader ei goyenda aar police er peshaa 

boley, aamra jaante paarchi, je ektu asatarko 

holeyi, kato taa biparjoy r sammukhin 

hotey paare amader ei 'BHARAT' DESH. 

Kato chaadh galo urrey, 

fetey giye BOMA; 

tobu o je ki kore nirbikaar 

thaake kichu ucchapadastho MAMA.'

NONI: 'Nirbachan er aageyi 

kintu jhaankh jhaankh e, 

prochur baro baro maach DHOKEY; 

taar moddhe beshir bhaag ee, 

aar konodin o berote paarena, 

jakhan jaaye oi jaal e DHUKEY. 

Dengue baa malaria jakhan hoy, 

seyi samay mosha jato ee maarina 

kano, jebhabheyi maarina kano, 

keyu korena kono PRASHNO; 

kaaron Police Department o jaane, je dharma 

ebong samaaj ke raksha korbaar jonnyo, 

'Sudarshan Chakra' onekbaar cherechen 

Bhagaban 'SHRI KRISHNA'.'"- Arindam Sain

#BringFuelUnderGST IS THE NEED OF THE HOUR, WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO MUCH TIME TO DECIDE !!!

"BABLOO: 'How can we expect 

the GDP of India to GROW; 

when such a high rise in the price of all 

types of fuel has raised everyone's EYEBROW.'

BABOOL: 'Confused and surprised 

are the members of GST COUNCIL; 

that so many years have passed, 

why fuel is not under GST STILL ? 

If you include fuel 

under GST, there will be 

a huge price REDUCTION; 

inflation will automatically get tamed 

and many loss making firms will do profits 

after reaching the break even JUNCTION.'

BABLA: 'State level and Central level 

politics are basically the reasons for 

such a poor socio-economic CONDITION; 

and it is shameful to see some 

politicians shouting for more pension, 

more salary, more REMUNERATION. 

Europe is planning to switch 

to the energy obtained from 

Wind, Water and SUN; 

now, the middle east nations are targeting 

India to sell their fuel at a much cheaper 

price also, and there lies the real FUN. 

BALA: 'Price of fuel is 

decreasing day by day 

in International MARKET; 

but, in India, both Central Government 

and State Governments are 

increasing their profit BASKET. 

#BringFuelUnderGST is the 

need of hour, why are they 

taking so much time to DECIDE; 

or regarding this issue, are they 

waiting for some agitations and 

campaigns NATIONWIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB KOTA KE CHAAP E RAAKHBO, BHALOMATO KAAJ NAA KORLE, PROTI PAANCH BACHOR BAAD E, SARKAR AAMRA THIK PAALTE DEBO, GURU !!!

"BABLOO: 'Police er holo shaasti, 

kintu taader mantri r kano NOY; 

plaster theke bandage, maatro 

ek diney, ki bichitra ABHINOY.'

BABOOL: 'Bhoy toh ekta acheyi, 

jodi sadharan maanush gulo 

kore daaye BIDAAYE; 

taai toh abhinaba kaayeda e, 

ontoto kichu lok ke jodi bokaa 

banaano jaaye, kore sahanubhuti ADAAYE.'

BABLA: 'Nirbachan e pratidwandita 

koraar ticket naa peleyi jaara dal 

chhere daaye, prashno othey boiki, 

je taader ki adou ache kono nirdisto 

rajnoitik mat o ADARSHA; 

aadi bonaam nabbya r gostidwanda toh 

legeyi royeche, odike abaar Gujarati byabsadaar der haath e, praaye sab Sarkari sanstha tuley dile, kathin arthanoitik 

biparjoy r mukhe porbe BHARATBARSHA.'

BALA: 'Sabtheke bhalo bhai, 

rashtrapati shaashan, aasole je 

odhik sannyasi teh gaajon NASTO; 

rajneeti taa ke, byabsaa bhebe, era sudhu 

dakaati korteyi oi godi gulo e bosey, bojhena 

sadharan maanush er kono dukkho KASTO. 

Taa bole ki vote debona, 

nischoi debo, jato ee 

hok naa era ek ee 

goyaal er GORU; 

kintu sab kota ke chaap e raakhbo, 

bhalomato kaaj naa korle, proti 

paanch bachor baad e, Sarkar 

aamra thik paalte debo, GURU.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIAN GOVERNMENT HAS PRIVATIZED PSU BANKS TO DO PROFITABLE BUSINESS ONLY, SO, ONLY RICH AND BIG CUSTOMERS WILL BE TREATED AS KING !!!

"A POOR ILLITERATE CUSTOMER: 'Sir, why 

the bank has deducted 'Minimun Balance 

Charge', when I had a balance of Rs. 4,200/-; 

even, what is this, for printing my 

passbook more than 3 times in a 

month, the bank is deducting Rs. 200/-. 

I will complain about it to 

the Indian GOVERNMENT; 

we, the poor customers are facing 

so much financial HARASSMENT.'

BANK CLERK: 'Ha ha ha, let me just 

have a great laugh at it, oh, Sir, 

the Indian Government is no more 

the owner of this BANK; 

it was once the big PSU bank, but, now, it 

has been privatized, so, you can waste your 

valuable time and energy by complaining 

about it to any MLA, MP of any RANK. 

Let me tell you that the minimum balance 

for any Savings Account in our bank 

is now Rs. 5,000/-; 

also, if your average savings 

balance in your account in a 

year exceeds Rs. 50,000/-, 

then we will deduct 'Annual 

Custody and Maintainence 

Charge' of another Rs. 500/-.'

A POOR ILLITERATE CUSTOMER: 'Where 

is the Branch Manager, 

immediately, I want to 

close my Savings ACCOUNT; 

only 4 PSU Banks exist in India now, 

I will go and open a savings account 

in any of those PSU Banks where 

minimum balance is still of so small AMOUNT.'

BRANCH OFFICER: 'Sir, please fill up the 

'Account Closure Form' if you wish to, or 

maintain silence here, but, please don't YELL; 

go to any political rally or media house, 

where you can say as much 

sad story you want to TELL. 

Indian Government has privatized PSU banks 

to do profitable business only, so, only rich 

and big customers will be treated as KING; 

why should this private bank will bother 

about you such poor customer who 

actually has NOTHING. 

Next month, all the branches in 

remote rural areas will be closed, no 

concept of 'compromise of loans' are 

there anymore, also forget about agricultural 

loans at a cheaper rate of INTEREST; 

see the fun, now, it is our turn to laugh at you 

such poor customers who were laughing at us 

when we were going for bank strikes against 

privatization and you guys were proudly saying, 

'Privatization policy is the BEST'.'"- Arindam Sain

EENI EE TOH MAHAKAAL; PARONE BAAGH ER CHHAAL; ONAAR GOLAAYE JORIYE THAAKE BISHADHAR SAAP; HAATH E ABAAR DOMRU BAANDHA TRISHUL, BAAPRE BAAP !!!

"Eeni ee toh MAHAKAAL; 

parone baagh er CHHAAL; 

onaar golaaye joriye 

thaake bishadhar SAAP; 

haath e abaar domru 

baandha trishul, baapre BAAP. 

Kono poshu ee 

thaakena ANATH; 

jehetu royechen taader 

rakshakarta, PASHUPATINATH. 

Kakhano Bhole Baba, 

toh kakhano ki BHAYANKAR; 

keyu bole Shiv, toh 

keyu bole SHANKAR. 

Saara biswa bhrammande 

bikhyaato ei neelkanthi 'NATARAJ'; 

se ki nritya, se ki rudramurti, 

sattyi ee teeni ee aasol MAHARAJ. 

Prachando raagi 

kintu ei TRILOCHAN; 

Ganesh bhalo ee bujhechilen, jakhan 

teeni paalan korchilen ekti BACHAN. 

Khub saabdhaan, oi biggyan aar unnayan 

er naam e, prakriti ke niye korle KHELA; 

Mahadev kintu bhalo ee bujhiye daaye 

boiki, je kaake bole DHANGSHALEELA. 

Surya r shorir er taap er jonnyo taar 

bou janaalen taar nijer baba r kaache 

naalish aar Vishnu ee kintu chilen 

Shiv er pratham BHAKTO; 

Viswakarma r pokkhe 

'Pushpak Vimaan', 'Trishul' aar 

'Sudharshan Chakra' tairi koraa 

r kaaj taa chilo naa khub ekta SHAKTO. 

Purnima aar Amavasya ki aar 

emni emni hoy, Daksha r obhisaap 

samlaate, Chandra o hoyechen 

ei 'Adi Dev' er SHARONAPANNO; 

Sati nilen nijer ee praan aar Vishnu 

thamalen Shiv er taandav nritya, jehetu 

'Sudarshan Chakra' dwaara kora holo 

Sati r mritodeho CHINNOBHINNO. 

'Adi Shakti Shiv' toh amar, ananta, 

taai abaar punarjanma nilen SATI; 

tobe ebaar Himalaya r kol e, 

ebong onaar naam holo PARVATI. 

Asur aar Devata der yuddhe, 

Devata raa yuddha jeetlo thik ee, 

kintu Agastya Muni je kore felechilen 

hajom praaye sab samudra r sab JAL; 

Sagar putra der aatmaa r Shanti r jonnyo, 

Ganga ke martya teh aanlo Bhagirath, 

kintu jatadhaari Shiv er daulat e, 

Ganga r gati holo onektaai DURBAL. 

'Shiv' er mato bor paabe bole, 

kato ee naa pujo kore kato PAATRI; 

taai toh eto dhumdhaam kore, proti bachar 

paalito hoy 'SHIVRAATRI'."- Arindam Sain

EKTU NAATAK KORE EKTU SOHANUBHUTI PELEYO, MEETING ER MAATH KINTU THAAKBE FNAAKA !!!

"Emni teyi lok e bole je, 

'naachte naa jaanle, uthon BNAAKA'; 

ektu naatak kore ektu sohanubhuti peleyo, 

meeting er maath kintu thaakbe FNAAKA. 

Maajhemoddhe hoyto kono Bangaal ke,

tobu o, High Court dekhaano JAAYE; 

kintu kono Medinipur er lok ke Supreme 

Court dekhaano taa o shakto BEJAAYE. 

Medinipur er lok emniteyi onek shikkito, 

oder ke bokaa banaano oto sojaa noy, 

jato ee koruk NAATAKBAAJI; 

kato kaayeda ee naa korlo, korlo 

kato chhalchaaturi, kintu tobu o 

sabai bujhey gache sab KAARSAAJI. 

Ole baba le baba ! ki baccha baccha 

haasi r kaando, eto janopriyota, 

eto sundar suraksha byabostha, 

taao koyekjon diye dilo DHAAKKA; 

camera teh o keyu dhora porlo naa, 

kono police o naaki chilo naa, eisab 

cinema r ticket bikri ee hobena, 

ekdum flop chitranatya PAKKA. 

Accha, aaro obaak laagche eita bhebe, 

je keyu oi shibir thekeyi baa kano 

uccha parjaaye r tadanto r daabi 

korlo na ei BYAPAARE; 

dhore neoyaa jaak, gurutaro chot legeche, 

tahole nikatbarti haspaatal ei niye jaaoa 

hobe, kintu ei kshetrey kano Kolkata 

obdi aana holo gaari teh KORE. 

Ki jaani maairi, aaro je kato 

dekhte hobe naatak aar CIRCUS; 

sattyi ee ki bichitra ei Bangabhoomi r 

rajneeti, hey SELEUKUS."- Arindam Sain

NO CURRENT SHOULD FLOW AT THAT TIME THROUGH ANY ELECTRICAL WIRE !!!

"Whenever there will 

be a breakout of a FIRE; 

always ensure that no current should 

flow at that time through any electrical WIRE. 

The newly recruited inspectors who are in 

charge of electrical audit or fire audit 

of multi-storeyed buildings are 

not so good as CHECKERS; 

so, prevention is better than cure, henceforth, 

be alert about the electrical connections, get 

it checked by electricians twice a year, and 

don't forget to install 'Circuit BREAKERS'. 

For 'Fire Brigade' staffs, the training 

courses must be upgraded with the 

syllabus of new international smart 

strategies and MODERNIZATION; 

regular recruitment of people and creating 

senior experienced leaders to lead any 

emergency operation will provide security 

as well as success for the ORGANIZATION. 

Whenever there is a fire in the 

building, as per the basic rules, 

never ever use the LIFT; 

look for windows, emergency doors 

or any safe open space, from where 

you can make a secured SHIFT. 

Unlike in corporate offices, in the 

government sector offices, the 

mock drill based on fire alarms is 

not given any importance at ALL; 

fire can break out in any office building, 

be careful, start implementing mock drill 

on one particular day every month, 

it is time to take the CALL."- Arindam Sain