Sunday, April 4, 2021

EKTA PRITHIBI R MODDHE KNHUJLEYI PAAOWA JAABE AARO KATO PRITHIBI; EKTA CHHABI R MODDHE LUKIYE AACHE AARO KATO CHHABI !!!

"Ekta prithibi r moddhe knhujleyi 
paaowa jaabe aaro kato PRITHIBI; 
ekta chhabi r moddhe lukiye 
aache aaro kato CHHABI. 
Maanush er chaahida r neyi 
je sesh, taai kato ki kore DAABI; 
sab taala bhaanga ki otoi sahaj, kasto 
naa korle paaowa jaaye naa CHAABI. 
Jato ee ekta maanush 
hok naa kano khub 
buddhimaan baa MEDHAABI; 
bhagabaan er leela bojha ki 
otoi sojaa, seta o maajhemoddhe 
aamra mon e, mon e BHAABI. 
Andhokaar taa amavasya r raat er mato 
ghutghutey holeyo, hridmajhaare asha 
tobu morena, kaaron por er din sakaal ei 
purbadik er aakaash e uday hobe RABI; 
saahitya ebong biggyan ek e apor er poripurak 
aar prakriti ee holo param guru, se shikkha naa 
diley howaa jaayena pandit aar taar soundarjya 
naa thaakle, howaa jaayena KABI."- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 2, 2021

VOTE E JEETLE, SABAI KE DEKHE NEBO, EI DHARAN ER HUMKI DICCHEY BOLEY, AARO BESHI KOREY GERUAA HOYE JACCHE CHARIDIK !!!

"BABLOO: 'Onek bachor opekkha koraar por, 
jodi o baa digital ration card pelum, 
taao ration dealer badmaaishi kore, 
daayena chaal, gam baa CHINI; 
odike abaar ek ekta rajnoitik lokjon naaki 
bolche, je taader ke vote taa dileyi naaki 
ghar er duaarey esey ration diye jaabe, aar 
koto mithye katha suntey hobe bol DEKHINI.'

BABOOL: 'Sudhu sarkar ke dosh diley 
hobe, ei sab ration dealer gulo toh 
aaro beshi BADMAASH; 
aamra ki aar jaante paarchi naa 
bhebechish, je kato kalobazaari 
kore era baaro MAASH. 
Chaaridike sudhu syndicate raaj, cut money, 
santraas, shilotaahaani, tolabaaji aar DURNITI; 
taai toh eto uttapto hoye utheche 
Bangabhoomi r RAJNEETI.'

BAABLA: 'Tora jaai bolish bhai, 
ebaar er ei nirbachan kintu 
besh jomey UTHECHE, 
oi Abbas chele taa kintu 
aj paara gnaa er Muslim der 
theke o, bhalo ee samarthan PACCHE. 
Kendriya sarkar er kichu 
bhoolbhaal neeti r jonnyo kintu, 
sahar er dikey, CPI(M) kichuta 
haarano jomi abaar firey pacche BOIKI; 
kintu CPI(M), Congress aar ISF 
thik kaader vote taa beshi taanbe 
nijeder dikey, TMC r naa BJP r, 
setaai dekhaar aache BAAKI.'

BALA: 'Ei daaba khela taa besh 
jompesh botey, prathamato, 
dhore neoyaa jaak je, graamanchal e 
hoyeche byapok MERUKARAN; 
kintu pooro 30% Muslim vote 
TMC r dikey naao jete paare, 
jehetu Abbas bhalo ee vote paabe, 
seta ekta KAARAN. 
Dwitiyoto, sadharan maanush er 
opor, shaashak dal er atyaachar 
sattyi ee hoye gache ATYAADHIK; 
vote e jeetle, sabai ke dekhe nebo, ei dharan 
er humki dicchey boley, aaro beshi korey 
geruaa hoye jacche CHARIDIK."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

CHATURDIKE TAAI FUTCHEY PADMA PHOOL, PUNORAAYE JAATE PRATISTHAA KORA JAAYE GANATANTRA !!!

"Shaashak er aason e MAHILA; 
othocho mahila der oporei jato ABOHELA. 
Kaamduni kaando toh 
sabai jaane aar Park Street e 
jakhan holo DHARSHAN; 
takhan meye taai hoye galo charitraheen, 
jaamaa kaaparh naaki thikthaak poreni, taai 
naaki hoye gache otirikto AAKARSHAN. 
Ei dharshan niye jakhan prokasye kukatha 
bollo ek abhineta, takhan kichu chullukhor 
bangaali dilo kato ee naa HAATHTAALI; 
ekta samay toh abaar dharshita der ke taaka 
deowa shuru korechilo, takhan sabaai mon e 
mon e, ei netri ke khub diyechilo GAALAGAALI. 
Madrasah gulo e shikkhak naai baa 
niyog holo, ekta gorib musalmaan 
chaasi naai baa khete pelo dui BELA; 
kintu maulvi der ke diye daao maasik bhaata, 
oraa korbe magaj dholaai, tobeyi toh bojaaye 
thaakbe Muslim votebank rajneeti r KHELA. 
Pratham bachor gulo e, 
kichu kathin prashno korleyi 
bolto, 'O ekta MAAOBAADI'; 
keyu ektu bhalo cartoon enkey 
ektu haasyokoutuk korleyi bolto, 
'O hoye utheche PRATIBAADI'. 
Bhabchen jomi kine ekta baari tairi korben, 
bhaabchen sarkaari prakalpa r taaka niye 
baari tairi korben, kintu jol e ektu nemeyi 
dekhte paaben, je 'Syndicate' aar 
'Cut Money' teh sabaai NAAJEHAAL; 
baro baro contractor raa ee BDO theke ekhano 
taaka paayeni, toh aapni kon 'Haridas Pal' suni,  
sarbatra durnitigrastha, saahajya seyi sab 
graambaasi ee raai pelona, 'Amphaan' jharh e, 
jaader urrey galo ghar er CHAAL. 
Taarpor e pechon er saari 
theke hotath maatha cnhaara 
diye uthlo PARIBAARTANTRA; 
chaturdike taai futchey padma phool, 
punoraaye jaate pratisthaa 
kora jaaye GANATANTRA. 
Goonda der dwaara 
aaghaat praapto hoye, 
maara gelen ekjon niriho BRIDDHA; 
jato ee oi wheelchair e bosey, 
naatak kore, chaak sahanubhuti, 
keyu aar korena oi netri ke SHRADDHA. 
ei bokaa aar kaankra r 
mato swabhaabh er 
bangaali jaati r, kobe aar 
sojaa hobe SHIRHDAARA; 
'Corona Kaal' e je sob bangaali raa feroth elo, 
taara o ki tahole bohiragato, bodhoy baarbaar 
beltala e giye nijer matha fataa teh bhalobaashe 
katogulo bangaali NYAARA."- Arindam Sain

Monday, March 29, 2021

ELECTION DUTY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DUTY TO RETAIN PEACE, STABILITY AND DEMOCRACY !!!

"On the previous night, the Presiding Officer 
must make sure that on each ballot paper, 
there should be his/her SIGNATURE; 
mock polling of at least 50 votes must 
be done and it is also true that all the 
polling agents are not of polite NATURE. 
All the anti-socials 
must feel the HEAT; 
that how dangerous it is indeed when 
the paramilitary forces start to BEAT. 
If the polling agents do not 
cooperate with each other 
and create any DISTURBANCE; 
then the Presiding Officer has full power 
to get them out of the Polling Booth to 
avoid any other type of NUISANCE. 
Before the election day, the polling personnel 
must avoid eating rich foods at any COST; 
because if any one falls ill on the 
polling day, some valuable time is LOST. 
The reserve team of polling personnel 
is always kept handy and the people 
in the reserve bench are always 
ready to act as a backup SYSTEM; 
in whichever polling booths, too much 
violence and other disturbances have 
taken place, are to be thoroughly scrutinized 
even after a neutral POST-MORTEM. 
All strong rooms 
must have a system of 3-tier 
security and SURVEILLANCE; 
even the Intelligence Officers and 
Commandos must do their expert duty 
perfectly and secretly in ACCORDANCE. 
Election duty is a very 
important duty to retain peace, 
stability and DEMOCRACY; 
anti incumbency factor steps in 
whenever the ruling government 
starts executing AUTOCRACY."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, March 28, 2021

EGULO TAAI TULTEY ELAAM, JAATE PORIMAAN E KOM NAA HOYE JAAYE AALU AAR BEGOON PORA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei re ! Hari Daa amader 
dikeyi maarche torch er AALO; 
bodhoy amader etokkhon er sab 
parishram bujhi britha hoye GALO.'

HARIPADA: 'Tora ki bhaabli, 
je aami ghumiye porechi, 
ore, aami je toder theke 
o aaro CHAALU; 
ekta samay aami o toh 
toder mato ee chilaam naaki, 
oi boyesh e o, aami o katobaar dhora 
porechi korte giye churi, begoon aar AALU.'

BABOOL: 'Aasole Hari Daa, 
kaal Holika Dahan er por, 
prasad khaabe gotaa PAARA; 
egulo taai tultey elaam, 
jaate porimaan e kom naa 
hoye jaaye aalu aar begoon PORA.'

RADHARANI: 'Koi go aye, praaye 
paanch minute er beshi hoye galo, 
prakriti r daak e seyi je gele, etokkhon 
ki korcho, eto raat e, baagaan er DIKEY; 
dorjaa taa khuley diye gacho, 
mosha dhukche hu hu kore, 
sattyi ee bhagaban je kaar saathe 
sangsaar korte diyeche AMAAKEY.'

BABLA: 'Orre baba re ! 
Boudi jodi ekbaar dekhe 
feley amader ke, taaholeyi 
kintu SARBONAASH; 
kaaron meyeder pet e katha 
chaapa thaakena, gotaa 
paara r lok ke jaaniye debe, 
sab hoye jaabe BEFAASH.'

HARIPADA: 'Aah ! chechiyona, 
jacchi daarao, toraa kicchu chintaa 
korishna, ei aalu aar begoon niye, 
ei pukur er paash diye PAALA; 
tobe saamle jaabi, Bishu master er 
bilaati kukur, 'Bristow' r kintu 
thaake raat er belaa e, 
ekdum chain KHOLA.'

BALA: 'Oi 'Bristow' r jonnyo onek 
daami biscuit kiney enechi, o oigulo 
khete khub ee BHAALOBAASEY; 
dhanyabaad Hari Daa, kaal aamraa ee 
aabir aar Holika Dahan er prasad 
diye jaabo ekhaane ESEY.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 7 RUNS AGAINST ENGLAND ON 28.03.2021 TO WIN THE 3 MATCHES ODI SERIES OF 50-50 FORMAT BY 2-1 !!!

"Though it looked slowish, but, 
Rohit scored a valuable 37; 
on the other end, Shikhar looked 
in good touch and ended up at 67. 
At an individual score of just 7 runs, 
Virat got bowled by MOEEN; 
but, what a beautiful batting by 
Rishabh and Hardik it has BEEN. 
England started to 
chase a target of 330 
runs in a positive MOOD; 
but, Bhuvaneswar hunted down 
both Jason and Jonny as his bowling 
line and length were so GOOD. 
England batsmen failed to 
accelerate but slowly and 
steadily gave a good FIGHT; 
as the wickets were falling at regular 
intervals due to Shardul's excellent 
bowling which kept everything TIGHT. 
The intense competition 
was not over YET; 
as after Malan, surely 
Sam Curran looked so well SET. 
Oh ! How many catches can 
you miss in the 19th over to let 
both the English batsmen SURVIVE; 
however, Wood got run out 
but Sam Curran remained 
not out at his knock of 95. 
India won by 7 runs in 
Pune on 28.03.2021, i.e. during 
the colourful festival of HOLI; 
and thereby England team lost the 3 matches 
ODI series of 50-50 format by 1-2 against India 
team which was led by KOHLI."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, March 27, 2021

PAKISTANI BOWLER DER BIRUDDHE, T-20 MATCH E, BHARATIYA BATSMAN DER KAACHE KONO BYAPAR EE NOY OI 148 RUN TOLA !!!

"Santraas aar maaramaari r rajneeti 
korechilo boleyi toh gohaara 
herechilo baampanthi BUDDHA; 
ebaar Bangabhoomi r janogan 
ganatantra firiye aante TMC r 
biruddhe ghoshona koreche YUDDHA. 
Jato ee bhaangchur 
kora hok BJP 
netaa der GAARI; 
'Nabanno' theke samasto office soriye 
aana hobe, abaar kallolini hoye uthbe 
seyi oitihaasik 'Writers Building' er BAARI. 
Etodin aagey plaster khuley 
jaowaar por o, etodin dhore 
seyi wheelchair LAAGEY; 
sahanubhuti aadaye korte giye, 
naatok taa ektu beshi ee hoye jacche 
naa ki, hotasha e aar RAAGEY. 
Bojho thyala, ekhan abaar 
phone kore chaaiche SAAHAJYO; 
taao abaar nirbachan shuru hoye jabaar por, 
ei byapar taa sattyi ee khub AASCHARJYO. 
Emon bedharak maar mereche 
daanda diye, Kendriya AADHASENA; 
kheloyaar aahoto hoyeche prochur, maath e 
taai kheloyaar chilo kota maatro haath e GONA. 
Ei 2021 er Bangabhoomi nirbachan ekhan 
aar sudhu nirbachan noy, ekhan eta 
'Bharat' bonaam 'Pakistan' er Cricket KHELA; 
Pakistani bowler der biruddhe T-20 
match e, Bharatiya batsman der kaache 
kono byapar ee noy oi 148 run TOLA. 
Nirbachan hok ekdum 
shantipurna BHAABE; 
sabaai nirbhigney nijer vote ditey paarle, tobeyi 
toh aasol ganatantra r jay HOBE."- Arindam Sain