Friday, July 16, 2021

BUS, TRAM AAR METRO RAIL O CHOLCHE, SUDHU LOCAL TRAIN KEYI GYALO BHULEY !!!

"Naameyi 'Lockdown', dokaanpat, 
bazaar, sab ee toh gyalo KHULEY; 
bus, tram aar metro rail o cholche, 
sudhu local train keyi gyalo BHULEY. 
Jehetu Corona PARISTHITHI; 
taai office gulo e 50% UPOSTHITHI. 
Kintu oi 50% kormi der ke jete toh 
hocche office e, jehetu office KHOLAA; 
othocho raasta e, bus er sankhya kom, 
sab bus er dorjaa e, bheerh BAADURJHOLAA. 
Staff Special train cholche, 
kintu taate aar kothaye bojaaye 
thaakche samaajik DURATTWO; 
beshi sankhyak bus, tram, metro rail 
aar train cholle, tobeyi toh bheerh kom 
hobe, seyi byapar e, neyi kono GURUTTWO. 
Corona r tritiyo dheu e, hoyto baa 
ektu kom hobe SANKRAMAN; 
kintu obostha kharap kore debe, 
jaake korbe AAKRAMAN."- Arindam Sain

BINAAMULYE EE KHAAOWAANO UCHIT CHILO, TOBE JODI SEYI JOMAA JAL EKTU ADHTU JETO KOMEY !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ki byapar, eto lok 
kano daariye ache line e, sakaal SAKAAL; 
besh ranna o hocche dekhchi sabji r 
tarkaari, bhaath aar DAAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Arrey, oto prashno 
kiser, chupchaap ei line e daariye JAAN; 
maatro 5 taaka e, ei 'Maa Canteen' e 
petpurey sabji bhaath KHAAN.'

KALIKINKAR: 'E toh dekhchi Tamil Nadu r 
'Amma Canteen' er aadoleyi TAIRI; 
taar maane Bangabhoomi Sarkar er kaache 
bhalo ee taaka paisa royeche MAAIRI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aamra sabaai jaani, 
sab ee bujhi, kothaakar jal kothay goriye, 
aasoley kothay aache JOMEY; 
aamaar mat e, binaamulye ee khaaowaano 
uchit chilo, tobe jodi seyi jomaa jal 
ektu adhtu jeto KOMEY.'"- Arindam Sain

MUSKURAAYO ZAROOR, PAR BYAPAAR MEIN MUNAAFA BANAAYE RAKHNE KE LIYE, MAARTE RAHO DAANDA !!!

"SHAAKHA PRABANDHAK: 'Mahoday, kya 
bataayein dukh ki baat, jab hum sirf 
Scale-I 'Adhikari' teh, tab thaa 
woh din ekdum SHAANDAAR; 
jab se Scale-II 'Shaakha Prabandhak' 
baane, tab har over mein bouncer aur 
yorker aata hain, ballebaazi nahi ho 
paati hain pehle jaisa DHUAANDAAR.'

ANCHAL PRABANDHAK: 'Woh 
aaraam ke din GAYO; 
aab har kshetra mein 
pratiyogita ke din AAYO. 
Jung ke maidan mein, 
lahu hamesha garam 
rahena chaiye, yeh ho 
naa jaaye THAANDA; 
duniya mein ghath rahi hain imaandaari, 
badh rahi hain dhokadaari, muskuraayo zaroor, 
par byapaar mein munaafa banaaye rakhne 
ke liye, maarte raho DAANDA.'"- Arindam Sain


Thursday, July 15, 2021

IN MANY A CASES, THE PROBLEMS MAY VERY WELL AMPLIFY; IF BEFORE GIVING ANY OF YOUR HOUSE OR FLAT ON RENT TO ANY PERSON, IF YOU DON'T VERIFY !!!

"In many a cases, the 
problems may very well AMPLIFY; 
if before giving any of your house or flat 
on rent to any person, if you don't VERIFY. 
Policemen have always requested 
the landlords to provide the 
tenants INFORMATION; 
so that, the cops and the
intelligence officers can secretly 
do the necessary VERIFICATION. 
In the Indo-China, Indo-Bangladesh 
and Indo-Pak border areas states, 
beware, as our enemy nations can anytime 
activate any terrorist group sleeper CELL; 
So many anti-socials are roaming in different 
gangs in disguise to do criminal acts and 
loot your house, so, don't open the door 
straightaway just after hearing the calling BELL. 
The Intelligence Officers at the back end 
and the Secret Encounter Officers at the 
front end are active, steady and to create 
perfect traps, they are intentionally SLOW; 
but, without the cooperation and 
vigilance from the common people 
of all local areas, they cannot give 
those terrorists a big BLOW. 
Be a spy like Byomkesh Bakshi, 
Feluda, Kiriti or Kakababu, even 
if your parents consider you 
as an useless FELLOW; 
if you find anything suspicious 
in your locality, just provide timely 
information to the cops as they know 
how to track and FOLLOW."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

THE DISBURSEMENT OF PLI FOR 15 DAYS IN FY 2020-21 BY INDIAN BANK ITSELF PROVES THAT THE SYNERGY IS POSITIVE !!!

"With effect from 1st April 2020, 
many PSU Banks completed the 
process of AMALGAMATION; 
Indian Bank and Allahabad Bank 
merged together to become the 
7th largest PSU Bank of India NATION.
In South India, particularly, in 
Jewel Loans, Indian Bank has 
a good market CONCENTRATION; 
so many rural branches of 
Allahabad 
Bank helped the Indian Bank to do 
rapid market PENETRATION. 
Merging of nearby branches 
became an administrative NECESSITY; 
as a merged entity, more focus was 
given to maintain a good asset QUALITY. 
The efficiency level of ATM centres of 
Indian Bank is good and the location of 
almost all its branches are having 
a business FEASIBILITY; 
in comparison to Indian Bank, the 
Allahabad Bank is having more branches 
in remote rural areas, more or less based 
on just cheaper premises rent AVAILABILITY. 
After the merger process, in terms of 
IT infrastructure, Indian Bank is 
becoming much more developed, 
upgraded and ORGANIZED; 
in this era of global competition, 
digital products of PSU banks have 
become very important, even the 
bank customers have also REALIZED. 
Keeping the soft copies of CASA accounts 
in 'CAPC' and loan documents in 'DAMC' 
respectively is really a good INITIATIVE; 
the disbursement of PLI for 15 days in 
FY 2020-21 by the Indian Bank itself proves 
that the synergy is POSITIVE."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

WHO ARE YOU ACTUALLY, IS NOT AT ALL A MYSTERY, THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS !!!

"Who are you to 
whisper in my EARS; 
who are you to invisibly 
guide me in my golden YEARS. 
Who are you to open up my EYES; 
the dead body burns, but the soul FLIES. 
Who are you to motivate 
me in odd times to fight 
the battle hard to WIN; 
who are you to instruct 
indirectly when to step 
out and when to step IN. 
Who are you actually, 
is not at all a mystery, 
as the whole world KNOWS; 
you are the Bhagwan Krishna, and like 
Arjun, we fight directly in the battlefield 
with a bow and many ARROWS."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 11, 2021

ITALY CAME BACK IN THE FINAL MATCH IN STYLE TO MAKE IT 1-1 AND WON THE PENALTY SHOOTOUT AGAINST ENGLAND IN ENGLAND ON 11.07.2021 TO LIFT THE EURO CUP 2020 !!!

"Getting an early goal was 
their strategy and lifting the 
Euro Cup 2020 was their AMBITION; 
the England team under Gareth Southgate 
looked fully energized and their performance 
was truly a professional EXHIBITION. 
Just at 2 minutes of play on 
11th July 2021, the Italian fans 
at Wembley got shocked after 
what they actually SAW; 
a perfect elevated cross by 
Kieran Trippier from right flank to 
left flank and the ball went inside the 
goal post due to a superb shot by Luke SHAW. 
The Italians went for the counterattack 
but inside the English penalty area, 
they lacked COORDINATION; 
so, they changed their strategy to increase 
possession in forward midfield area to 
have the feasible ball CHANNELIZATION. 
Federico Chiesa alone kept the 
English defenders under pressure 
and played the role of an efficient 
ball passing ORGANIZER. 
At the 67th minute of the match, 
Jordan Pickford was helpless as 
Leonardo Bonucci was standing at 
perfect position to score the EQUALIZER. 
The final match went to the penalty shootout, 
where the drama started when the ball 
hit the side bar post of the penalty shot 
taken by Marcus RASHFORD; 
Gianluigi Donnarumma had the last laugh 
with some outstanding saves, though, 
even after saving some shots, it was a 
tough luck for Jordan PICKFORD. 
For the England team, 
the Euro Cup 2020 
has not come to HOME; 
rather the Italy team under 
Roberto Mancini lifted the 
Euro Cup 2020 to take it to ROME."- Arindam Sain