Monday, July 19, 2021

SAADHE KI AAR PRAKASHITO HOYNA PRAKASYE, OI MEDHA TAALIKA; EMNI EMNI KI AAR, KICHU LOK HOTATH BAANIYE FELLO ATTALIKA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ektu dekhben Sir ! 
Praaye paanch bachor aagey diye 
rekhechi ponero lakkho TAAKA; 
etodin er pratikkha r por, kaal 
'Personal Interview' ditey jaabe 
amaar ador er KHOKHA'. 

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aah ! taaka jakhan 
diyeyi diyechen, thaakun nischinto, 
prashno kora hobe khub ee sahaj SARAL; 
tobe Interview Panel e jaara thaakben, 
taader jonnyo ektu byabostha kore 
deben 'Teachers' jaatiyo TARAL.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Ekdum kicchu chinta korben 
naa, Sir, aami toh aasole chop muri aar 
madh er dokaan ee CHALAAI; 
tobe aami nijey konodin somrash paan 
korina, liver kharaap hoye jaabe, kintu amaar 
dokaan e daarun bikri hoy bangla CHOLAAI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Saadhe ki aar prakashito 
hoyena prakasye, oi medhaa TAALIKA; 
emni emni ki aar, kichu lok hotath 
baaniye fello ATTALIKA.'"- Arindam Sain

OI 'HIRAK RAJAR DESH' ER KUYO THEKE EDER KE KORE AANTE HOBE BAAR; TOBE JODI EI BISWAAYAN ER KATHIN PRATIYOGITA E, BANGAALI JAATI TAAR PURONO GAURAB FIREY PAAYE ABAAR !!!

"Jakhan Pradhan Mantri hobaar ekta subarno 
sujog peyechilen Bangabhoomi r 'JYOTI'; 
takhan Somnath Babu hoyechilen 
ashantusto, ei naa holey Bangaali JAATI. 
Bangabhoomi teh Rohingya raa esey daapiye 
beraak, taate naaki neyi kono BHOOL; 
kintu ekjon Bangaali, kendriya pratirakkha 
mantri holeyi, hoye jaaye eder CHOKKHUSHOOL. 
Purbabanga r Hindu der proti kano eto 
raag, Bangla sahitya teh eenader o
royeche jothestho ABODAAN; 
itihaas er paata ektu oltaaleyi bojhaa 
jaaye, je swaadhinata sangram e o 
era diyeche onek BALIDAAN. 
Ekhano Bangabhoomi r onek 
jaayega e, kano ei Purbabanga r 
Hindu raa SHARANARTHI; 
aar kodin por e hoyto dekhaa jaabe 
je oi Rohingya der ee onekjon hoye 
jaabe nirbachan er PRAARTHI. 
Uttarbanga, Rarhbanga 
aar Darjeeling er maanush 
jon ekhano onektaai ABOHELITO; 
prashashan kintu din din Kolkata kendrik 
hoye jacche, ebong sudhumaatro Kolkata r 
neta netri dwaara ee PARICHAALITO. 
Kono obangaali esey chhori guriye 
jaak, taate neyi kono SAMASYA; 
kintu kono bangaali r unnati holeyi, 
taar biruddhe rotaaye era KUTSAA. 
Ki Rabindranath Tagore, ki Satyajit Ray, 
eenaara konodin ee Bangaali jaati ke 
niye korenni gorbito BODH; 
kaaron ei jaati r moddhe kono ekotaa neyi, nijer 
swaartha chhara kichu bojhena, beshi chalaak 
bhaabe, kintu odhikangsho ee NIRBODH. 
Taai toh Kabiguru ek baar 
bolechilen, 'Rekhecho Bangaali 
kore, maanush KARONI'; 
kintu ei Bangaali ee abaar, Bangabhoomi r 
baaire geley, vidya o buddhi r daulat e, 
pooro bodle daaye DHARONI. 
Oi 'Hirak Rajar Desh' er ondhokaar 
kuyo theke eder ke kore 
aante hobe BAAR; 
tobe jodi ei biswaayan er kathin 
pratiyogita e, Bangaali jaati taar purono 
gaurab firey paaye ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

Friday, July 16, 2021

BUS, TRAM AAR METRO RAIL O CHOLCHE, SUDHU LOCAL TRAIN KEYI GYALO BHULEY !!!

"Naameyi 'Lockdown', dokaanpat, 
bazaar, sab ee toh gyalo KHULEY; 
bus, tram aar metro rail o cholche, 
sudhu local train keyi gyalo BHULEY. 
Jehetu Corona PARISTHITHI; 
taai office gulo e 50% UPOSTHITHI. 
Kintu oi 50% kormi der ke jete toh 
hocche office e, jehetu office KHOLAA; 
othocho raasta e, bus er sankhya kom, 
sab bus er dorjaa e, bheerh BAADURJHOLAA. 
Staff Special train cholche, 
kintu taate aar kothaye bojaaye 
thaakche samaajik DURATTWO; 
beshi sankhyak bus, tram, metro rail 
aar train cholle, tobeyi toh bheerh kom 
hobe, seyi byapar e, neyi kono GURUTTWO. 
Corona r tritiyo dheu e, hoyto baa 
ektu kom hobe SANKRAMAN; 
kintu obostha kharap kore debe, 
jaake korbe AAKRAMAN."- Arindam Sain

BINAAMULYE EE KHAAOWAANO UCHIT CHILO, TOBE JODI SEYI JOMAA JAL EKTU ADHTU JETO KOMEY !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ki byapar, eto lok 
kano daariye ache line e, sakaal SAKAAL; 
besh ranna o hocche dekhchi sabji r 
tarkaari, bhaath aar DAAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Arrey, oto prashno 
kiser, chupchaap ei line e daariye JAAN; 
maatro 5 taaka e, ei 'Maa Canteen' e 
petpurey sabji bhaath KHAAN.'

KALIKINKAR: 'E toh dekhchi Tamil Nadu r 
'Amma Canteen' er aadoleyi TAIRI; 
taar maane Bangabhoomi Sarkar er kaache 
bhalo ee taaka paisa royeche MAAIRI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aamra sabaai jaani, 
sab ee bujhi, kothaakar jal kothay goriye, 
aasoley kothay aache JOMEY; 
aamaar mat e, binaamulye ee khaaowaano 
uchit chilo, tobe jodi seyi jomaa jal 
ektu adhtu jeto KOMEY.'"- Arindam Sain

MUSKURAAYO ZAROOR, PAR BYAPAAR MEIN MUNAAFA BANAAYE RAKHNE KE LIYE, MAARTE RAHO DAANDA !!!

"SHAAKHA PRABANDHAK: 'Mahoday, kya 
bataayein dukh ki baat, jab hum sirf 
Scale-I 'Adhikari' teh, tab thaa 
woh din ekdum SHAANDAAR; 
jab se Scale-II 'Shaakha Prabandhak' 
baane, tab har over mein bouncer aur 
yorker aata hain, ballebaazi nahi ho 
paati hain pehle jaisa DHUAANDAAR.'

ANCHAL PRABANDHAK: 'Woh 
aaraam ke din GAYO; 
aab har kshetra mein 
pratiyogita ke din AAYO. 
Jung ke maidan mein, 
lahu hamesha garam 
rahena chaiye, yeh ho 
naa jaaye THAANDA; 
duniya mein ghath rahi hain imaandaari, 
badh rahi hain dhokadaari, muskuraayo zaroor, 
par byapaar mein munaafa banaaye rakhne 
ke liye, maarte raho DAANDA.'"- Arindam Sain


Thursday, July 15, 2021

IN MANY A CASES, THE PROBLEMS MAY VERY WELL AMPLIFY; IF BEFORE GIVING ANY OF YOUR HOUSE OR FLAT ON RENT TO ANY PERSON, IF YOU DON'T VERIFY !!!

"In many a cases, the 
problems may very well AMPLIFY; 
if before giving any of your house or flat 
on rent to any person, if you don't VERIFY. 
Policemen have always requested 
the landlords to provide the 
tenants INFORMATION; 
so that, the cops and the
intelligence officers can secretly 
do the necessary VERIFICATION. 
In the Indo-China, Indo-Bangladesh 
and Indo-Pak border areas states, 
beware, as our enemy nations can anytime 
activate any terrorist group sleeper CELL; 
So many anti-socials are roaming in different 
gangs in disguise to do criminal acts and 
loot your house, so, don't open the door 
straightaway just after hearing the calling BELL. 
The Intelligence Officers at the back end 
and the Secret Encounter Officers at the 
front end are active, steady and to create 
perfect traps, they are intentionally SLOW; 
but, without the cooperation and 
vigilance from the common people 
of all local areas, they cannot give 
those terrorists a big BLOW. 
Be a spy like Byomkesh Bakshi, 
Feluda, Kiriti or Kakababu, even 
if your parents consider you 
as an useless FELLOW; 
if you find anything suspicious 
in your locality, just provide timely 
information to the cops as they know 
how to track and FOLLOW."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

THE DISBURSEMENT OF PLI FOR 15 DAYS IN FY 2020-21 BY INDIAN BANK ITSELF PROVES THAT THE SYNERGY IS POSITIVE !!!

"With effect from 1st April 2020, 
many PSU Banks completed the 
process of AMALGAMATION; 
Indian Bank and Allahabad Bank 
merged together to become the 
7th largest PSU Bank of India NATION.
In South India, particularly, in 
Jewel Loans, Indian Bank has 
a good market CONCENTRATION; 
so many rural branches of 
Allahabad 
Bank helped the Indian Bank to do 
rapid market PENETRATION. 
Merging of nearby branches 
became an administrative NECESSITY; 
as a merged entity, more focus was 
given to maintain a good asset QUALITY. 
The efficiency level of ATM centres of 
Indian Bank is good and the location of 
almost all its branches are having 
a business FEASIBILITY; 
in comparison to Indian Bank, the 
Allahabad Bank is having more branches 
in remote rural areas, more or less based 
on just cheaper premises rent AVAILABILITY. 
After the merger process, in terms of 
IT infrastructure, Indian Bank is 
becoming much more developed, 
upgraded and ORGANIZED; 
in this era of global competition, 
digital products of PSU banks have 
become very important, even the 
bank customers have also REALIZED. 
Keeping the soft copies of CASA accounts 
in 'CAPC' and loan documents in 'DAMC' 
respectively is really a good INITIATIVE; 
the disbursement of PLI for 15 days in 
FY 2020-21 by the Indian Bank itself proves 
that the synergy is POSITIVE."- Arindam Sain