Wednesday, September 8, 2021

BHAWANIPORE KENDRA TEH JODI ONAAR VOTE SANKHYA NAA HOY AASI HAZAAR; TAAHOLE BUJHTE HOBE JE GHAR ER MAATH E O KOME GACHE ONAAR JANOPRIYOTA R BAZAAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bhawanipore kendra teh jodi 
onaar vote sankhya naa hoy aasi HAZAAR; 
taahole bujhte hobe je ghar er maath e o 
kome gache onaar janopriyota r BAZAAR.' 

BABOOL: 'Jeeni bhaalo kaaj korten, 
teeni je kano oi Bhawanipore seat taa 
cherey dilen ke JAANE; 
uni sab samasya r samadhan 
korten sahaj saral bhaabe, taai 
Bhawanipore er voter raa onaakeyi MAANE.'

BABLA: 'Baaire giye herey jaabaar por, 
ekhan mon e porlo ghar er KATHA; 
shikkak ebong Police niyog korte 
bolleyi, hoye jaaye maatha BYATHA.'

BALA: 'Ei Bhawanipore e 
herey geleyi kintu dal taao 
hoye jaabe SESH; 
taai shikkhak ebong Police er 
chaakri prarthi der daabi meney nik, 
eita ee debo UPODESH.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, September 5, 2021

SALE OF ARMS AND AMMUNITION WILL BOOM USA ECONOMY AS USA WANTS THIS CHAOTIC SITUATION TO EXIST !!!

"Taliban terrorists listened to his song 
and then killed that folk music ARTIST; 
the weakest President of USA is weeping 
publicly, really, Joe Biden is a DRAMATIST. 
What a secret deal between USA and Taliban, 
that is why, USA is in the ISIS hit LIST; 
Afghans and Tajiks will never accept defeat 
as they know how to fightback and RESIST. 
No one has faith on the public statements 
made by the Taliban as each and every 
Taliban is still a TERRORIST; 
women are having no freedom in 
Afghanistan and Taliban people have also 
threatened a popular female JOURNALIST. 
It was the master plan of USA along with 
the Taliban to bring an administrative 
and political TWIST; 
sale of arms and ammunition 
will boom USA economy as USA wants 
this chaotic situation to EXIST."- Arindam Sain

Friday, September 3, 2021

ONTOTO PROTI MAASH E, OI 'LAKKHI BHANDAR' ER TAAKA E HOYE JAABE EKTA SARI !!!

"Kochikacha theke BUROBURI; 
sabai korche HUROHURI; 
Totowala taanche BIRI; 
lok e lokaranya Block Office er SIRI. 
Baari r mahila der sanchay r 
khaata khulun TARATARI; 
ontoto proti maash e, oi 'Lakkhi Bhandar' 
er taaka e hoye jaabe ekta SARI. 
Tamon kono niyog neyi thik ee, 
kintu chaturdike 'Shree' jukto 
prakalpa r CHHORACHHORI; 
maasik bhaata aar chaal daal toh 
sarkar diccheyi, naai baa thaklo 
pocket e tamon KORI. 
'Cut Money' r naam e hoyto ektu 
adhtu korche taara KAARAKAARI; 
kaake aar naalish jaanaben, aasol daftar taa 
kintu seyi neel saada BAARI."- Arindam Sain

Monday, August 23, 2021

YOU WANT MY MIND TO FLY IN A WORLD OF FANTASY; TO ALLOW MY HEART TO FEEL A STATE OF ECSTASY !!!

"GIRL: 'Why I love you, I don't 
know, but, I love you, that's ALL; 
my world of love has the best quality 
romance, though it may look SMALL. 
The beauty is always at its peak here and 
is a natural beauty, nothing is GLAMOURIZED; 
I welcome you to this beautiful world where 
at every step, you may feel MESMERIZED.' 

BOY: 'You want my mind to 
fly in a world of FANTASY; 
to allow my heart to feel 
a state of ECSTASY. 
You want me to do a 
silly mistake in a romantic 
sense of youthful EXUBERANCE; 
thanks for inviting me to your favourite 
garden, full of beautiful flowers and 
nice FRAGRANCE.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, August 22, 2021

WHAT FUN IS THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE ONLY, WITH SO MANY COLOURS, THE CONTENTS LOOK BEAUTIFUL !!!

"READER: 'Who told you to publish 
your printed books in letters with 
blue and red colour COMBINATION; 
the American firm, Amazon.com has cancelled 
the deal with you regarding e-books, so, your 
printed books are only limited to India NATION. 
When you are providing colours 
to those letters, the production 
price of books are RISING; 
and why you are not providing 
some discounts on those books 
is also quite SURPRISING.'

WRITER: 'What fun is there in black 
and white only, with so many colours, 
the contents look BEAUTIFUL; 
though, many books which got published in the 
initial stages have black and white letters only, 
but, in travel books, the letters are COLOURFUL. 
Except few books, other books 
are priced at a reasonable AMOUNT; 
anyway, still, I will try to give maximum 
permissible limit DISCOUNT.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, August 19, 2021

TALIBAN ARE STILL THE TERRORISTS, STILL THE SAME; JOE BIDEN HAS CREATED A DARK SPOT IN AMERICAN HISTORY, WHAT A SHAME !!!

"CIA AGENT: 'Sometimes people do ELECT;  
which is not PERFECT. 
Taliban are still the terrorists, 
still the SAME; 
Joe Biden has created a dark spot 
in American history, what a SHAME ! 
Many 'Pentagon' officials are also 
unhappy with such a foolish PRESIDENT; 
for Joe Biden only, the global terrorism 
will increase worldwide at PRESENT.'

AFGHAN SPY: 'Afghan women have to 
wear burqah only and are now JOBLESS; 
Afghan men have to keep beards, so, 
it is a loss for razor BUSINESS.' 

RAW AGENT: 'As per secret sources, 
Afghans are now furious and 
are getting UNITED; 
they are planning to give a nice 
treatment to Taliban, even though 
their resources are quite LIMITED. 
Afghans have become educated and 
modern in these 20 years, so, for them, 
the Taliban rule is totally UNACCEPTABLE; 
everyone understands that USA wants to revive 
its economy by selling guns and bullets, by 
creating a situation which is UNSTABLE.'

ISRAELI HACKER: 'Why Russia has accepted 
the Taliban rule is a bit of surprise and 
almost everyone is ignoring THAT; 
why some nations want a third world war, don't 
worry, to chase any smart mouse, our 
organization is still the best CAT.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

THE BRAVE AFGHAN FREEDOM FIGHTERS WILL SURELY COUNTERATTACK TALIBAN ON AFGHANISTAN SOIL !!!

"TALIBAN: 'We will rule the world one day, we 
can conquer and capture any GOVERNMENT; 
whatever we will order, all the nations have to 
obey that, otherwise, they may have to LAMENT.'

INDIAN: 'We heartily congratulate Joe Biden 
and Kamala Harris for creating a new HELL; 
but, our Intelligence Department has already 
tracked each and every Talibani sleeper CELL.'

TALIBAN: 'Our master plan is to conquer all 
the major economic hubs of AFGHANISTAN; 
and then with the joint venture with China, 
we will capture the entire PAKISTAN.'

INDIAN: 'It is easier said than done, because 
the brave Afghan freedom fighters will surely 
counterattack Taliban on Afghanistan SOIL; 
Iran and Saudi Arabia have to keep a safe 
distance from Taliban as their dominance is 
declining in the business of OIL.'"- Arindam Sain