Thursday, September 23, 2021

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS WITH 29 BALLS TO SPARE AGAINST MI ON 23.09.2021 !!!

"The start of the innings by 
MI openers was good ENOUGH; 
but, KKR bowlers bounced back 
to make it quite TOUGH. 
On 23.09.2021 against KKR, 
except de Kock, no other MI batsmen 
were allowed to ACCELERATE; 
though Prasidh Krishna and Lockie Ferguson 
got wickets, but, Varun Chakravarthy and 
Sunil Narine reduced MI RUN-RATE. 
Venkatesh Iyer impressed everyone 
again and scored 53 runs and emerged 
as 'Venky, the VICTORIOUS'; 
and after his dismissal, it was 
Rahul Tripathi who scored 74 runs 
by becoming more FEROCIOUS. 
Jasprit Bumrah with a 
bowling figure of 43/3, 
kept on hunting for his CAPTAIN; 
this win of KKR by 7 wickets with 
good net run rate in the points table, 
is surely a good GAIN."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

NOTHING SHOULD BE THERE IN THE FILE; THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF MAINTAINING A LOW PROFILE !!!

"GIRL: 'Protocol must 
not be BROKEN; 
no planned activity 
must be MISTAKEN. 
Nothing should be 
there in the FILE; 
that is the beauty of 
maintaining a low PROFILE.'

BOY: 'They are trying to track 
the tracking NETWORK; 
so you need to do some 
extra bit of WORK. 
Focus only on 
mission COMPLETION; 
as our backup team is 
expert in data DELETION.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

RR WON BY 2 RUNS AS KARTIK TYAGI STOPPED PBKS AT 183 ON 21.09.2021 !!!

"Chris Gayle was watching the match 
while sitting at the SIDELINE; 
Oh ! what a match, where both 
Jaiswal and Rahul got out at 49. 
Mahipal Lomror emerged 
as a surprise PACKAGE; 
Arshdeep Singh bagged 5 wickets, 
fully charged up at this young AGE. 
Though, RR won by 2 runs, but, in terms 
of fielding, the RR fielders were 
passing through a bad PHASE; 
the knocks of Mayank and Pooran went in 
vain on 21.09.2021 as Kartik Tyagi stopped 
PBKS at 183 in their run CHASE."- Arindam Sain

ONEK POURASABHA TEH, EKTU BRISTI HOLEYI, JOMCHE JAL, BAARCHE BHOGAANTI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Arrey mashai, raakhun 
apnaar Bhawanipore seat aar 
taar vote er FALAAFAL; 
boli ei khabor taa ki raakhen, je, 
seyi jaayega gulo teyo jal jomche, 
jekhaane konodin ee jomto naa JAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aasole, ei bachor e 
khub bristi hocche toh, taai jekhaane 
sekhaane jal jacche JOMEY; 
jodi o tarpor abaar du din 
por, jal jaaye nemey, jakhan 
bristi ekdum jaaye KOMEY.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Se toh kichu kichu rog 
emni ee jaaye serey, jodi kono daktaar 
ke, keyu naa o DEKHAAYE; 
kintu oi sab rog er samay, shorir e 
khub kasto hoy boiki, taai se daktaar 
dekhiye, katogulo osudh KHAAYE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Onek pourasabha 
teh, ektu bristi holeyi, jomche 
jal, baarche BHOGAANTI; 
jehetu pourasabha vote hocchena, taai 
councilor gulo hoyeche akarmanya r dheki, 
aar baarche ASHAANTI.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, September 20, 2021

KKR THRASHED RCB BY 9 WICKETS ON 20.09.2021 !!!

"On 20.09.2021, only 5 runs 
got scored by the RCB SKIPPER; 
after Devdutt Padikkal, the second 
highest scorer is the RCB WICKETKEEPER. 
Good bowling support came from 
Lockie Ferguson and Andre RUSSELL; 
the middle order of RCB got shattered due 
to Varun Chakravarthy's 13/3 bowling SPELL. 
To win the match, KKR just needed to score 93; 
as Andre Russell's bowling figure is 9/3. 
The 'Rajanikanth' fan, Venkatesh Iyer 
proved again that his passionate decision 
to become a cricketer is not WRONG; 
KKR thrashed RCB by 9 wickets as 
Shubman Gill with a knock of 48 runs, 
looked so super STRONG."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, September 19, 2021

CSK WON BY 20 RUNS AGAINST MI ON 19.09.2021 !!!

"Rohit Sharma missed the IPL-2020 match 
on 19.09.2021, maybe due to a mild INJURY; 
but, Faf du Plessis got ducked out as 
Trent Boult continued his bowling FURY. 
Suddenly, Milne of MI started to 
bowl like an emerging HERO; 
to send back Moeen Ali at the 
pavilion at his individual score of ZERO. 
Even Rayudu and Dhoni of 
CSK failed to DELIVER; 
and CSK lost 4 wickets 
after the end of 6th OVER. 
Rabindra Jadeja kept on steering 
the ball through the MI field SETTING; 
CSK came back in style as Ruturaj 
Gaikwad's knock of 88 was so EXCITING. 
MI started chasing 
the 157 runs TARGET; 
de Kock got hunted by Deepak Chahar 
as a victim of 'Leg before WICKET'. 
MI kept on losing wickets at regular intervals, 
but, Saurabh Tiwary fought alone with his 50; 
and at last, MI fell short of 
CSK's score of 156 by 20. 
With the bat, Dwayne Bravo 
scored a speedy 23; 
and in the bowling department, 
he rocked again with 25/3."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, September 18, 2021

START A NEW JOURNEY AND ENJOY BATHING WITH YOUR NEW PARTNER IN THE ROMANTIC BATH TUB !!!

"GIRL: 'When the frequency 
at both ends doesn't match, 
there has to be a BREAKUP; 
nothing to worry about it, 
that's quite natural, just 
chill out and cheer UP. 
Start a new journey and 
enjoy bathing with your new 
partner in the romantic bath TUB; 
let us enjoy in this room tonight, as 
in this pandemic period, there 
is no need to go to a PUB.'

BOY: 'Wow ! I am really impressed 
with your psychology which 
has lots of POSITIVITY; 
you can adjust well with me 
as you are having such a liberal 
attitude with a gracious GRAVITY. 
Romance surely becomes an 
affectionate activity if both the 
lovers have a modern MENTALITY; 
no give and take policy, no greed for 
power and status automatically improves 
the relationship QUALITY.'"- Arindam Sain