Saturday, September 25, 2021

BHAWANIPORE ER SEAT TAA JAA HOK KORE JETA TAAI HOLO AASOL KATHA; KE KI MON E KORLO, KAAR KI KHOTI HOLO, SEYI NIYE VOTER DER NEYI KONO MATHABYATHA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Bhawanipore 
jodi o Nandigram er mato NOY; 
taah bole ki Bhawanipore er lokjon 
eto ee boka, je bujhbena ABHINOY.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhawanipore e 
kintu naa haarleyi BHAALO; 
noile kintu 'Mini Pakistan' e hobe 
utsav, jwaaliye aatasbaazi r AALO.' 

KALIKINKAR: 'Jeetuk baa haaruk, 
taah bole ki ekta maanush er deho 
ke deowaa jaayena SAMMAN; 
je nadi r jal dhukey tairi holo khaal, 
aaj seyi nadi keyi bolche dobaa, 
kora uchit noy ei dharan er ASAMMAN.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhwanipore er 
seat taa jaa hok kore jeta taai 
holo aasol KATHA; 
ke ki mon e korlo, kaar 
ki khoti holo, seyi niye voter 
der neyi kono MATHABYATHA.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, September 23, 2021

SABAAI EK TAA KORE NOUKA KINEY RAAKHUN, JOMAA JAL E O SURAKKHITO THAAKUK SABAAR PARIBAAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Tarko r khaatir e, 
jodi meneyo niyi, je hoyeche 
prochur BRISTI; 
taa bole ki jomaa jal 
namaano jaayena taratari, 
sedikey neyi kano kaaro r kono DRISTI.'

BABOOL: 'Bhaabte o lajja laage, je ekhan 
sampoorna behaal, Bangabhoomi r nadi 
baandh o jal nikaashi BYABOSTHA; 
sadharan maanush toh praashno 
korbeyi, proti bachor eto kar deoyaa 
sattweo, kano hobe ei DURABOSTHA.'

BABLA: 'Kono prashno noy, 
kono pratibaad noy, sudhu 
khaali diye jaao vote aar VOTE; 
hok naa mrityu michhil, 
ganataantrik adhikaar o kiney 
neyowaa jaaye, chhoriye diley take r NOTE.' 

BALA: 'Jomaa jal e o, neme 
elo mrityu, kaaron kintu seyi 
bidyut er kholaa taar ABAAR; 
Sabaai ek ta kore nouka kiney 
raakhun, jomaa jal e o, surakkhito 
thakuk sabaar PARIBAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS WITH 29 BALLS TO SPARE AGAINST MI ON 23.09.2021 !!!

"The start of the innings by 
MI openers was good ENOUGH; 
but, KKR bowlers bounced back 
to make it quite TOUGH. 
On 23.09.2021 against KKR, 
except de Kock, no other MI batsmen 
were allowed to ACCELERATE; 
though Prasidh Krishna and Lockie Ferguson 
got wickets, but, Varun Chakravarthy and 
Sunil Narine reduced MI RUN-RATE. 
Venkatesh Iyer impressed everyone 
again and scored 53 runs and emerged 
as 'Venky, the VICTORIOUS'; 
and after his dismissal, it was 
Rahul Tripathi who scored 74 runs 
by becoming more FEROCIOUS. 
Jasprit Bumrah with a 
bowling figure of 43/3, 
kept on hunting for his CAPTAIN; 
this win of KKR by 7 wickets with 
good net run rate in the points table, 
is surely a good GAIN."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

NOTHING SHOULD BE THERE IN THE FILE; THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF MAINTAINING A LOW PROFILE !!!

"GIRL: 'Protocol must 
not be BROKEN; 
no planned activity 
must be MISTAKEN. 
Nothing should be 
there in the FILE; 
that is the beauty of 
maintaining a low PROFILE.'

BOY: 'They are trying to track 
the tracking NETWORK; 
so you need to do some 
extra bit of WORK. 
Focus only on 
mission COMPLETION; 
as our backup team is 
expert in data DELETION.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

RR WON BY 2 RUNS AS KARTIK TYAGI STOPPED PBKS AT 183 ON 21.09.2021 !!!

"Chris Gayle was watching the match 
while sitting at the SIDELINE; 
Oh ! what a match, where both 
Jaiswal and Rahul got out at 49. 
Mahipal Lomror emerged 
as a surprise PACKAGE; 
Arshdeep Singh bagged 5 wickets, 
fully charged up at this young AGE. 
Though, RR won by 2 runs, but, in terms 
of fielding, the RR fielders were 
passing through a bad PHASE; 
the knocks of Mayank and Pooran went in 
vain on 21.09.2021 as Kartik Tyagi stopped 
PBKS at 183 in their run CHASE."- Arindam Sain

ONEK POURASABHA TEH, EKTU BRISTI HOLEYI, JOMCHE JAL, BAARCHE BHOGAANTI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Arrey mashai, raakhun 
apnaar Bhawanipore seat aar 
taar vote er FALAAFAL; 
boli ei khabor taa ki raakhen, je, 
seyi jaayega gulo teyo jal jomche, 
jekhaane konodin ee jomto naa JAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aasole, ei bachor e 
khub bristi hocche toh, taai jekhaane 
sekhaane jal jacche JOMEY; 
jodi o tarpor abaar du din 
por, jal jaaye nemey, jakhan 
bristi ekdum jaaye KOMEY.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Se toh kichu kichu rog 
emni ee jaaye serey, jodi kono daktaar 
ke, keyu naa o DEKHAAYE; 
kintu oi sab rog er samay, shorir e 
khub kasto hoy boiki, taai se daktaar 
dekhiye, katogulo osudh KHAAYE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Onek pourasabha 
teh, ektu bristi holeyi, jomche 
jal, baarche BHOGAANTI; 
jehetu pourasabha vote hocchena, taai 
councilor gulo hoyeche akarmanya r dheki, 
aar baarche ASHAANTI.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, September 20, 2021

KKR THRASHED RCB BY 9 WICKETS ON 20.09.2021 !!!

"On 20.09.2021, only 5 runs 
got scored by the RCB SKIPPER; 
after Devdutt Padikkal, the second 
highest scorer is the RCB WICKETKEEPER. 
Good bowling support came from 
Lockie Ferguson and Andre RUSSELL; 
the middle order of RCB got shattered due 
to Varun Chakravarthy's 13/3 bowling SPELL. 
To win the match, KKR just needed to score 93; 
as Andre Russell's bowling figure is 9/3. 
The 'Rajanikanth' fan, Venkatesh Iyer 
proved again that his passionate decision 
to become a cricketer is not WRONG; 
KKR thrashed RCB by 9 wickets as 
Shubman Gill with a knock of 48 runs, 
looked so super STRONG."- Arindam Sain