PREPARE A HIGH LEVEL LIST AND ASSIGN THE OFFICERS WHO HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST !!!

"INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'There is 

no need to waste money and 

time by doing ARREST; 

prepare a high level list 

and assign the officers who 

have always been the BEST.'

UNDERCOVER AGENT: 'But, there 

must be no media COVERAGE; 

only their photos may be published 

in any 'Missing Case' PAGE.'"- Arindam Sain

THIS NEW INDIA BELIEVES IN DIRECT MASS KILLINGS OF MOSQUITOES, SO, WE DON'T NEED ANY MOSQUITO COIL !!!

"A BANGLADESHI BORDER COP: 'In terms 

of vigilance and administration, the 

current Bangladesh government 

is very much WEAK; 

that is a very important reason 

why the Pakistan government is 

targeting to create terrorist camps 

here and the terrorism is at its PEAK.'

AN INDIAN AIR FORCE FIGHTER: 'You 

the new generation of Bangladeshi 

people don't even pay respect to the 

'Bengali revolution' against West PAKISTAN; 

if the Bangladesh government keeps on 

giving indirect support to Pakistani 

terrorists, then, one day, your Bangladesh 

will become a 2nd TALIBANISTAN. 

Be very careful, our Indian Armed 

forces can anytime do surgical 

strikes on Bangladeshi SOIL; 

this new India believes in direct mass 

killings of the mosquitoes, so, we 

don't need any mosquito COIL.'"- Arindam Sain

EK VAADA ZAROOR NIBHAANA, KE TUMHARE DIL MEIN SIRF HUM HEE KARENGE RAJ !!!

"RAJPUT RAJPUTRA: 'Rajput hain hum, 

joh ladki hamaare saamne nahi JHUKEGI; 

usse kabhi bhi hamaara 

pyar nahi MILEGI. 

Agar har waqt 

jung LADEGI; 

toh dil ke maamle mein, 

saara jeevan PACHTAAYEGI.'

RAJPUT RAJKANYA: 'Agar thoda 

jhukne se pyar milegi, toh 

humko kyon hogi AITRAAZ; 

par saari zindegi, ek vaada zaroor 

nibhaana, ki tumhare dil mein 

sirf hum hee karenge RAJ. 

Thoda dimaag laagao, koi bhi ladki 

aake jhukh jaayegi, aur karegi nautanki, 

kyon ki usse bhi pataa hain Rajput 

riyaasat ki reeti aur RIWAAZ; 

chinta mat karo, saccha pyar kiye hain 

tumse, jab bhi koi khatra dikhegi, sab se 

pehle hum hee tumko karenge saavdhaan, 

de ke pyar ki AWAAZ.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK LIFTED THE IPL 2021 TROPHY ON 15.10.2021 BY DEFEATING KKR WHICH MADE A GREAT COMEBACK IN THIS IPL 2021 TOURNAMENT !!!

"Faf du Plessis completely 

dominated in the final GAME; 

as all the KKR bowlers 

failed to TAME. 

In the score of 192 runs by CSK, 

du Plessis alone scored 86; 

in the KKR team, only Sunil Narine looked 

impressive with a bowling figure of 2/26. 

While chasing, till the first 10 overs, 

KKR was competing WELL; 

after the dismissal of Venkatesh, 

so many KKR wickets started to FELL. 

On 15.10.2021, CSK seamers 

took off the PACE; 

and in comparison to the 

KKR seamers, they won the RACE. 

KKR looked just like the Indian cricket team 

of 1990's era, where the middle order used to 

collapse after the dismissal of opening PAIR; 

and as spectators, the Indians 

used to switch off their TV sets 

and leave the living room CHAIR. 

KKR bowlers batted better than 

the KKR middle order BATSMEN; 

had any middle order KKR batsmen stayed, 

it could have been a different story THEN. 

MS Dhoni knew very well about 

the KKR middle order WEAKNESS; 

and the CSK bowlers once again 

did the right BUSINESS. 

It was a tough match for KKR, but, the KKR 

really did a great job under Eoin Morgan's 

captaincy by making a fantastic comeback 

in this IPL 2021 TOURNAMENT; 

CSK lifted the IPL 2021 trophy 

by winning by 27 runs, and once 

again, the captaincy of MS Dhoni 

is just MAGNIFICENT."- Arindam Sain

ARTHANEETI R POLI MAATI EKHAN ACHE NARAM, PROJAA DER ABHIGGYOTA O KARMO KHAMOTA EE EKHAN 'TURUP ER TAASH' !!!

"RAJA: 'Sabaai bhaabe je 

shinghaasan e bosleyi, 

bodhoy khub ee MAJAA; 

kintu shinghaasan je 

kaanta e bhora, kono kaaj 

ee jyano laage naa SOJAA.'

SANNYASI: 'Kaaj kyano oto sahaj 

hobe, kintu thik samay mato 

pariseva jodi naa paaye PROJA; 

taahole sudhu ee hoy thaakbe 

shingaasan e bose thaaka Raja, 

hote paarbena hriday r RAJA.'

RAJA: 'Shinghaasan toh noy, 

jano golaap phool er bagaan, 

phool e royeche KAANTA; 

ei mahamaari r samay, 

kothaao je tamon joyaar dekhina, 

charidikey sudhu BHNAATA.'

SANNYASI: 'Maati jodi naram naa hoto, 

oi mushaaldhaare bristi r jal e, taahole 

ki aar kora jeto eto CHAASH; 

arthaneeti r poli maati ekhan ache naram, 

projaa der abhiggyota o karmo khamota 

ee ekhan 'Turup er TAASH.'"- Arindam Sain

'BONFIRE' SHABDO TAA MASHAAI EKKEBAAREYI BILAATI; REWAAZI KHAASI MAANGSHO R SEEKH KEBAAB E, JOMEY UTHECHE EI MODHUR RAATI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Jyotsna raati r chaand er 

aalo e, korchi mora CHORUIBHAATI; 

'Bonfire' shabdo taa mashaai 

ekkebaareyi BILAATI; 

rewaazi khaasi maangsho r seekh 

kebaab e, jomey utheche ei modhur RAATI; 

jungle er gaach er fnaak e, fnaak e, jonaaki 

raa dicche aalo, taai laageni aar harkin BAATI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhalo ee dhorecho 

dekhchi, tumi ei gaan KHAANI; 

tomaare je dosh diyina, oi 'French 

Red Wine' er gunn aamra o JAANI; 

ei French aangur rash er aangur gulo 

bhalo ee chilo misti, jaar kaache 

haar meney jaabe CHINI; 

bhaasan parbo sesh holo aaj, saamne 

lakkhipujo, por er bachor abaar eso, hey 

'Maa Durge DURGATINASHINI.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 13.10.2021 !!!

"Both Shaw and Stoinis each 

managed to contribute only 18; 

so many dot balls, wow ! what a good bowling 

performance by KKR bowlers it has BEEN. 

Overall, the KKR bowling, especially 

of Chakravarthy was FINE; 

Hetmyer managed to score some 

runs quickly after getting a LIFELINE. 

13.10.2021 was surely the day of two 

cricketers having the surname 'IYER'; 

Venkatesh of KKR really has the 

potential to create a bright CAREER. 

Shreyas remained not out at 30, 

whereas Shikhar scored 36; 

the chase of KKR looked so cool with 

Venky scoring 55 and Gill scoring 46. 

There were no potholes in the road, but, 

whosoever was sitting in the driver seat 

of the KKR team bus, was driving it ROUGH; 

be careful KKR, because your next opponent 

team is CSK under MS Dhoni's captaincy, 

and that war will be very very TOUGH. 

Though, KKR won by 3 wickets, but, 

4 KKR batsmen went out at their 

individual score of 0 run, what a SHAME; 

why Tripathi was so tensed, only he knows, 

but, luckily, a last moment 6 from him 

helped KKR to win the GAME."- Arindam Sain