Wednesday, November 17, 2021

INDIA WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 17.11.2021 !!!

"Rahul Dravid is now 
the new Big BOSS; 
on 17.11.2021, Rohit 
Sharma won the TOSS. 
Bhuvaneswar Kumar bowled 
a terrific inswinging delivery to 
get rid of one opening BATSMAN; 
Ravichandran Ashwin had to 
bowl a very special delivery to 
take the wicket of CHAPMAN. 
Martin Guptill of New Zealand 
kept on DOMINATING; 
164 runs looked competitive though 
the pitch looked good for BATTING. 
Though India had a good start and won 
the match by 5 wickets, but, Boult bowled 
well with a bowling figure of 31/2; 
Suryakumar Yadav wanted to finish 
the match but got bowled out at 
his score of 62."- Arindam Sain

Monday, November 15, 2021

'LOVE' IS INDEED A VERY BEAUTIFUL WORD !!!

"GIRL: 'Thanks a lot for adding 
sweetness to my WORLD; 
'Love' is indeed a very 
beautiful WORD. 
No matter even 
if you stay LOW; 
the 'river of romance' 
should always be in full FLOW.'

BOY: 'I never wanted a rose 
with a thorn, and is quite happy 
with you such MARIGOLD; 
be whatever you are, no 
need to glitter like any pearl, 
platinum, diamond or GOLD. 
Our sweet romance must 
have another vital outer sugar 
coating of 'FRIENDSHIP'; 
then only, both of us will learn how 
to swim and survive even if the ship 
sinks just like the 'Titanic' SHIP."- Arindam Sain

Friday, November 12, 2021

TAARA NAAKI CHILO 'BAHIRAGATO' AAR 'BARGI'; AAR NIJEDER LOK GULO EE HOYE GALO MURGI !!!

"Taara naaki chilo 'Bahiragato' aar 'BARGI'; 
aar nijeder lok gulo ee hoye galo MURGI. 
Onnyanno rajya gulo e kome galo 
petrol aar diesel aar DAAM; 
aar Bangabhoomi teh proti maash e, sanchay 
khaata e, 500 taaka dileyi, hoy jaaye SUNAAM. 
Chaakri peleyi je sunbey 
naa era kono KATHA; 
proti taa club e, proti bachor taaka dileyi, 
aar vote er aagey, neyi kono MATHABYATHA. 
Je dal jeetbe, seyi 
dikeyi jaacche JHUKEY; 
khaal er jal ghola kore dicche boiki, 
nadi r onek maach gulo DHUKEY. 
Rajneeti je ekhan 'Club Cricket' 
baa 'Club Football' er mato 
hoye gache BYABSAA; 
aar emon obostha hoyeche chaaridike, 
je aar dus bachor por hoyto paaowa 
jaabena porjaapto sankhyak CHAASHAA. 
Nichu tala r neta gulo r je khidey aar 
metena, rakkhosh bote ek ekta, 
taar opor abaar HYANGLAA; 
notun shilpo toh dur er katha, 
jegulo aache, seyi sab factory 
teyo jhuliye dicche TAALA. 
Aayeen byabostha eto taai 
bhalo hoyeche je, jekhaane 
sekhaane fetey jacche BOMAA; 
naalish jaanalen, kintu kono laabh neyi, 
kaaron sab kichu r sesheyi kintu 
ghatonasthal e pouchoye kono MAMA. 
Chaakri aar kothay mashai, 
din din baarche Bangabhoomi 
teh, 'Shikkito BEKAAR'; 
kendriya sarkar jodi ebaar '100 din' er kaaj 
taa o daaye bandho kore, taahole chaaridike
pore jaabe HAHAKAAR."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

THE ENGINE OF THIS EXPRESS TRAIN IS COMPLETELY OUTDATED; SO OUR BRAND REPUTATION IN THE MARKET IS GETTING NEGATIVELY RATED !!!

"MARKETING MANAGER: 'By providing 
good customer services, we need to 
grab as many customers as we CAN; 
we will tap those customers whose 
'CIBIL score' is more than 700 after 
verifying their 'Aadhaar' and 'PAN'.'

HR MANAGER: 'The engine of this 
express train is completely OUTDATED; 
so our brand reputation in the market 
is getting negatively RATED.'

IT MANAGER: 'Unless you invest 
money on upgraded version or 
modern INFRASTRUCTURE; 
it is ultimately going to hamper 
the work culture of the entire 
organizational STRUCTURE.'

FINANCE MANAGER: 'To bring a rapid 
change in technology, allocation of 
more funds is the feasible SOLUTION; 
but, how can I approve or generate it, 
unless and until the board members 
pass the RESOLUTION.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, November 8, 2021

A SENSIBLE AND SUPPORTIVE OPPOSITION IS A NECESSITY FOR A SMOOTH NATION BUILDING AS PER PAST STATISTICS !!!

"BABLOO: 'Except few politicians who 
came to BJP from TMC, others have 
miserably failed to DELIVER; 
and the Left Front tactfully did the marketing 
that BJP is becoming a B Team of TMC, so, 
the voters must become more CLEVER.'

BABOOL: 'BJP could have given 
more tickets to their root level 
experienced young leaders to motivate 
all the BJP supporters and WORKERS; 
because, basically, the voters started to have a 
mindset that BJP is not having its own strong 
party workers, so they are hijacking all the 
politicians from TMC, just like the HIJACKERS.'

BABLA: 'The Left Front for the first time 
gave so many young politicians, an 
opportunity to CONTEST; 
but their alliance with INC and 
especially with ISF gave them a 
big 'zero' in the final result of the TEST.'

BALA: 'Good leaders are resigning 
from INC, due to that age old, bad 
'Gandhi dynasty lobby' POLITICS'; 
a sensible and supportive opposition is 
necessity for a smooth democratic nation 
building as per past STATISTICS.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, November 6, 2021

THIS IS THE IDEAL TIME TO REDUCE REPO RATE AND THE PRICES OF FUEL AND EDIBLE OIL TO TAME INFLATION !!!

"Make a direct phone call 
to all those Indians who 
are yet to take even the 
1st dose of VACCINATION; 
let 'W.H.O' predict whatever they feel like, 
but, the Indians have unitedly fought well 
against Corona virus and it is surely a 
moment to cheer for the India NATION. 
Thanks to the Indian Government that the 
vaccines were provided to all for free of COST; 
otherwise, due to so much poverty issues, 
many more lives could have been LOST. 
To raise the money for such a 
huge 'free vaccination drive' expenses, 
the prices of fuel and edible oil 
were raised INTENTIONALLY; 
now, when India has done more than 
100 crores vaccination, the leaders of those 
nations are also praising, who all criticized the 
rise of fuel prices in India, INTERNATIONALLY. 
Now, after analyzing the current 
pandemic scenario, it is in a very 
well controlled SITUATION; 
so, this is the ideal time to reduce 
repo rate and the prices of fuel and 
edible oil to tame INFLATION."- Arindam Sain

THE HINDU MALE MUST ALWAYS TAKE HUGE DOWRY AS A 'BACKUP MONEY FOR DIVORCE' BEFORE ACCEPTING A 'NON WORKING HINDU FEMALE' AS HIS WIFE !!!

"PRIEST: 'If a Hindu male gets married 
to any 'non working Hindu female', and 
then, if there is a divorce CASE; 
too much money gets drained out from the bank 
balance of that Hindu male, so, that the name of 
his wife in all the legal papers, he can ERASE.'

LAWYER: 'That's why, I always suggest 
any Hindu male to get married to any 
'working Hindu female' only to have 
a smooth and tension free LIFE; 
but, in other case, the Hindu male must 
always take huge dowry as a 'backup money 
for divorce', before accepting a 'non working 
Hindu female' as his WIFE.'"- Arindam Sain