FOR ANY GOVERNMENT SCHEME, THIS FELLOW DEMANDS 'CUT MONEY' WHICH IS A KIND OF BRIBE !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why you guys 

were doing hooliganism that this 

Panchayat member has come here 

to request for his PROTECTION; 

do you guys have any idea 

what can happen to you all, 

if we file a case under 

any legal SECTION ?'

POOR FARMER: 'Sir, we are poor, 

but, we still feel proud that 

we are honest and belong 

to a peaceful TRIBE; 

we were protesting outside the 

Panchayat office because for any 

government scheme, this fellow demands 

'cut money' which is a kind of BRIBE.' 

PANCHAYAT MEMBER: 'Sir, just ignore 

their words, don't poke your nose 

into it, otherwise, you will soon 

get a transfer ORDER; 

you have just got a new 

posting here two weeks ago, 

now, your posting can be in any 

remote area of India-Bangladesh BORDER.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Do you 

have any idea about 

how big is our NOSE; 

next week, we will open all your 

pending case files, to give you 

some strong DOSE.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE AGE GROUP OF 18 YEARS TO 25 YEARS, THE 'ATAL PENSION YOJANA' SCHEME IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERHIT !!!

"No need to take any TENSION; 

you can also get the PENSION. 

If your age is still under 

40 years, you are eligible 

and can do the APPLICATION; 

if your age is 18 years, to get Rs. 5000/- 

monthly pension, the premium is just 

Rs. 210/- as per CALCULATION. 

For 42 years, a candidate of 18 years 

of age will deposit Rs. 1,05,840/- 

(210 X 12 X 42) as an INVESTMENT; 

when he attains 60 years of age, then onwards, 

till 62 years of age, he will get Rs.1,20,000/- 

as his monthly pension PAYMENT. 

The pension scheme 

will go on till that 

pensioner's expiry DATE; 

after the death of the pensioner, the 

nominee will get Rs. 8.5 lakhs, no matter 

whatever is the current market interest RATE. 

So, 'Atal Pension Yojana' 

is just like a long term 

'Recurring DEPOSIT', 

therefore, for the age group of 18 years 

to 25 years, the 'Atal Pension Yojana' 

scheme is absolutely SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-0 IN THE DERBY MATCH ON 27.11.2021 !!!

"ATKMB started the match on 27.11.2021 

by attacking simultaneously from 

both left and right FLANK; 

the SCEB defenders were not 

doing man to man marking and were 

confused about how to fill in the BLANK. 

Due to Roy Krishna, the Mariner 

with the Jersey No. 21; 

the SCEB went down 

to ATKMB by 0-1. 

After just a few minutes, 

Joni Kouko made a perfect ASSIST; 

and Mariner Manvir Singh added 

another goal to his LIST. 

A long pass came in towards 

the SCEB penalty BOX; 

Arindam did a blunder and Liston Colaco 

capitalized on it like a smart FOX. 

After trailing by 3-0, SCEB went 

for goalkeeper SUBSTITUTION; 

Joni Kouko gained some self confidence 

in forward line, such was his INTUITION. 

In the second half, ATKMB 

did not play the game with 

an aggressive MENTALITY; 

rather felt satisfied with a 

3-0 victory over SCEB by playing 

a football of standard QUALITY."- Arindam Sain

SIR, WE HAVE A SUGGESTION TO IMPLEMENT A 'CASA READYKIT' WHERE THE 'READYKIT SERIAL NUMBER' (RSN) TO BE MAPPED WITH THE CIF NUMBER !!!

"ZONAL MANAGER: 'Big customers may 

not enter inside, as the branch is so 

overcrowded with customers and 

looking like any Ration SHOP; 

all digital products must be 

given to all the literate customers 

and regarding 'Digital products', 

we will surely do a 'WORKSHOP'.'

BRANCH MANAGER: 'Sir, we have 

a suggestion to implement 'CASA 

Readykit' where the 'Readykit Serial 

Number' (RSN) to be MAPPED; 

with the CIF number that is created by doing 

'Ekyc' by either biometric authentication 

or otp verification with UIDAI server, so, 

that more customers can be TAPPED.'

ASSISTANT BRANCH MANAGER:'Sir, CAPC 

must pass the uploaded documents within 2 

working days, to activate the savings account 

in which we gave instant CHEQUE-BOOK; 

even the customers will not 

visit the branch too frequently 

as they will be using the instant 

ATM card they TOOK.'"- Arindam Sain

ETO VOTE PEYEYO, MITLO NA KONO PURONO SAMASYA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Praaye sabaai bhebechilo je 

abaar khamota e ele, baarbe karmosansthan 

o maaine, kintu kothay ki, eto vote peyeyo, 

mitlo na kono purono SAMASYA; 

purnima aar jyotsna raat e jano 

aakash thaake meghla, aar 'andhokaar 

er roop' upobhog korbaar jonnyo 

toh aacheyi 'AMABASYA'.'

BABOOL: 'Bhalo ee toh khelche 

dekhchi chupi CHUPI; 

Sonia Gandhi r mathaa 

teyo poriye dicche TUPI. 

Jebhabheyi hok jaatiyo stharh e, 

pradhan birodhi dal hote HOBE; 

kintu jaara 'SSC' r likhito parikkha e pass 

kore royeche, taara chaakri paabe KOBE. 

BABLA: 'Kono kaaj korbena, 

othocho dekhaabe AHONKAAR; 

aar nichu tala r durnitigrasto 

neta gulo toh ekdum BEKAAR.  

Shunyo peyechey maane ei noy, 

je ekdum domey gache 'LAAL; 

dorkaar porle oi 'SSC' durniti 

niye korteyi paare HARTAAL.'

BALA: 'Ei muhurte, oi ahonkaari netaa 

der ke maanosik dhakka, ekmaatro 

gerua shibir ee ditey SAKKHAM; 

ekmaatro taara ee hok pourasabha r praarthi, 

jaara dheergo din dhore gerua shibir er sainik 

achen ebong korechen prochur PARISHRAM. 

Abhineta raa sudhu oi stage e 

uthe, cinema r sanglaap bole, 

kurote paaren HAATHTAALI; 

kintu ekjon aasol rajnoitik neta 

ee kintu je kono dal er sanghatan 

ke kore SHAKTISHAALI.'"- Arindam Sain

KHAATH TAA UTHLO KEPEY, EKTU MRIDU BHUMIKAMPO HOLO BODHHOY !!!

"Saal 2021, November maash er 

26 taarikh, hoyni takhan SURYODAY; 

seyi samay, khaath taa jano uthlo kepey, ektu mridu bhumikampo holo BODHHOY. 

Seeth kaal ei jano tectonic plate 

gulo norachora kore beshi, 

itihaas aache SAKKHI; 

ei bhumikampo ee jakhon samudra teh 

hoy, se Tsunami teh o khoti hoy prochur, 

maara jaaye kato poshu PAKKHI. 

Japan e naaki sunechi, 

'bhumikampo', noy aar kono 

samasya oder KAACHE; 

baari r deowaal gulo o naaki shakto 

kaagaj er tairi shunechi, taai baari bhenge 

porleyo bechey jabaar sambhabona ACHE. 

Notun baari tairi r 

samay, bheeth taa 

jano hoye SHAKTO; 

kaaron maati ektu beshi kepey uthleyi, 

kapaal e dukkho aache, jato ee apni hon 

naa kano 'Mahadev' er BHAKTO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WHITEWASHED NEW ZEALAND BY 3-0 IN THE PAYTM T-20 SERIES BY WINNING THE MATCH ON 21.11.2021 AT EDEN GARDENS BY 73 RUNS !!!

"To play in 'Eden Gardens', 

has always been each and 

every cricketer's DREAM; 

any opposition team is 

always kept under pressure 

due to loud 'Spectators SCREAM'. 

After winning the Paytm T-20 series 

within 2 matches, the target for 

India was to 'WHITEWASH'; 

Rohit Sharma, the 'Hitman' led 

from the front to score a fantastic 

half century, well played, SABBASH ! 

Three Indian batsmen 

became Santner's VICTIM; 

the ball got stuck at Sodhi's right 

hand palm, what a lucky wicket for HIM ! 

Though, both Venkatesh Iyer and 

Sreyas Iyer played a sensible KNOCK; 

but, in the last over, it was Deepak Chahar 

who gave the 'Kiwis', a last moment SHOCK. 

In quick succession, three 

wickets of New Zealand FELL; 

when to do the spin bowling, 

came the bowler, Axar PATEL. 

Chahal took the 

wicket of Martin Guptill 

who really batted so WELL; 

Ishan Kishan was outstanding in the 

fielding, whereas both Harshal and 

Venkatesh had a good bowling SPELL. 

India defended 184 runs by 73 runs on 

21.11.2021 to have a 3-0 series victory and 

some New Zealand team fans may WEEP; 

as another history has been 

created by India regarding 

the 'Clean SWEEP'."- Arindam Sain