RAJPRASAAD ER GONDI CHARIYAA, JAABO MORA TAPOBAN E !!!

"Mon je CHANCHALO; 

tobu aankhi kano CHHALOCHHALO; 

dukkho lukiyaao naa mor kache, 

praan khuley katha BALO; 

uthiya paro ei prem er rath e, 

mor saathe bhramon e CHALO. 

Poriyaacho laal saree, 

sinthi teh SINDUR; 

hey rajkanya, ei rajputra 

tomaare niye jaabe BOHUDUR. 

Rajprasaad er gondi chariyaa, 

jaabo mora TAPOBON E; 

upolobdhi koribe tumi je maanush er proti 

prem royeche kato poshu pakkhi der MON E. 

Jato ee hayo na kano rajprasaad 

er rajkanya, prakriti r proti 

thaakile BHALOBASHA; 

ei gaach paala o jano khusi teh 

hoyiaa jaaye aaro sobuj, bojhe 

maanush er hriday r BHASHA. 

Ekbaar paash er jungle e, shikaar korite esey 

poriyachilaam bhaari bipad e, ei tapoban er 

wrishi raa ee baachiyechilo mor PRAAN; 

taarpor thekeyi wrishi der sathe goriya uthilo 

ekta susamparka, proti robibaar ei mora 

eikhaane aasiya bili kori TRAAN."- Arindam Sain

OPEN THE 'GOLDEN GATE'; REDUCE THE 'REPO RATE' !!!

"The Indian economy 

is going to boom 

at this STAGE; 

because it is ready 

to fly high after coming out 

from the 'pandemic period CAGE'. 

Open the 'Golden GATE'; 

reduce the 'Repo RATE'. 

Tell the sellers to BAKE; 

as the buyers are ready to buy the CAKE. 

At higher level, it is time 

for some AMENDMENT; 

to attract more investors 

to do more INVESTMENT. 

All financial institutions should 

be under strict vigilance at 

each and every PLACE; 

discipline to be maintained and motivate 

even the weaker teams to emerge as 

a dark horse to win the RACE."- Arindam Sain

BJP HAS BROUGHT IN THESE NORTH EASTERN STATES, A RAPID MODERN INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENT

"KALIKINKAR: 'Both INC and Left Front 

welcomed TMC to help them, but, 

at present, the survival of both 

INC and Left Front is at STAKE; 

the victory of BJP in the Municipal 

Corporation election of 2021 in Tripura 

proved that giving tickets to the root level 

young leaders is not at all a MISTAKE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Except in Kerala, the 

Left Front has no existence and for 

years after years, the INC completely 

ignored the north eastern states and 

acted like any secret Chinese AGENT; 

the cause of 'Saffron Storm' in the neglected '

'Seven Sisters' is that the BJP has brought 

in these north eastern states, a rapid modern 

infrastructural DEVELOPMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR ANY GOVERNMENT SCHEME, THIS FELLOW DEMANDS 'CUT MONEY' WHICH IS A KIND OF BRIBE !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why you guys 

were doing hooliganism that this 

Panchayat member has come here 

to request for his PROTECTION; 

do you guys have any idea 

what can happen to you all, 

if we file a case under 

any legal SECTION ?'

POOR FARMER: 'Sir, we are poor, 

but, we still feel proud that 

we are honest and belong 

to a peaceful TRIBE; 

we were protesting outside the 

Panchayat office because for any 

government scheme, this fellow demands 

'cut money' which is a kind of BRIBE.' 

PANCHAYAT MEMBER: 'Sir, just ignore 

their words, don't poke your nose 

into it, otherwise, you will soon 

get a transfer ORDER; 

you have just got a new 

posting here two weeks ago, 

now, your posting can be in any 

remote area of India-Bangladesh BORDER.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Do you 

have any idea about 

how big is our NOSE; 

next week, we will open all your 

pending case files, to give you 

some strong DOSE.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE AGE GROUP OF 18 YEARS TO 25 YEARS, THE 'ATAL PENSION YOJANA' SCHEME IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERHIT !!!

"No need to take any TENSION; 

you can also get the PENSION. 

If your age is still under 

40 years, you are eligible 

and can do the APPLICATION; 

if your age is 18 years, to get Rs. 5000/- 

monthly pension, the premium is just 

Rs. 210/- as per CALCULATION. 

For 42 years, a candidate of 18 years 

of age will deposit Rs. 1,05,840/- 

(210 X 12 X 42) as an INVESTMENT; 

when he attains 60 years of age, then onwards, 

till 62 years of age, he will get Rs.1,20,000/- 

as his monthly pension PAYMENT. 

The pension scheme 

will go on till that 

pensioner's expiry DATE; 

after the death of the pensioner, the 

nominee will get Rs. 8.5 lakhs, no matter 

whatever is the current market interest RATE. 

So, 'Atal Pension Yojana' 

is just like a long term 

'Recurring DEPOSIT', 

therefore, for the age group of 18 years 

to 25 years, the 'Atal Pension Yojana' 

scheme is absolutely SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-0 IN THE DERBY MATCH ON 27.11.2021 !!!

"ATKMB started the match on 27.11.2021 

by attacking simultaneously from 

both left and right FLANK; 

the SCEB defenders were not 

doing man to man marking and were 

confused about how to fill in the BLANK. 

Due to Roy Krishna, the Mariner 

with the Jersey No. 21; 

the SCEB went down 

to ATKMB by 0-1. 

After just a few minutes, 

Joni Kouko made a perfect ASSIST; 

and Mariner Manvir Singh added 

another goal to his LIST. 

A long pass came in towards 

the SCEB penalty BOX; 

Arindam did a blunder and Liston Colaco 

capitalized on it like a smart FOX. 

After trailing by 3-0, SCEB went 

for goalkeeper SUBSTITUTION; 

Joni Kouko gained some self confidence 

in forward line, such was his INTUITION. 

In the second half, ATKMB 

did not play the game with 

an aggressive MENTALITY; 

rather felt satisfied with a 

3-0 victory over SCEB by playing 

a football of standard QUALITY."- Arindam Sain

SIR, WE HAVE A SUGGESTION TO IMPLEMENT A 'CASA READYKIT' WHERE THE 'READYKIT SERIAL NUMBER' (RSN) TO BE MAPPED WITH THE CIF NUMBER !!!

"ZONAL MANAGER: 'Big customers may 

not enter inside, as the branch is so 

overcrowded with customers and 

looking like any Ration SHOP; 

all digital products must be 

given to all the literate customers 

and regarding 'Digital products', 

we will surely do a 'WORKSHOP'.'

BRANCH MANAGER: 'Sir, we have 

a suggestion to implement 'CASA 

Readykit' where the 'Readykit Serial 

Number' (RSN) to be MAPPED; 

with the CIF number that is created by doing 

'Ekyc' by either biometric authentication 

or otp verification with UIDAI server, so, 

that more customers can be TAPPED.'

ASSISTANT BRANCH MANAGER:'Sir, CAPC 

must pass the uploaded documents within 2 

working days, to activate the savings account 

in which we gave instant CHEQUE-BOOK; 

even the customers will not 

visit the branch too frequently 

as they will be using the instant 

ATM card they TOOK.'"- Arindam Sain