Thursday, December 2, 2021

TRACK DOWN AND TAKE STRICT ACTIONS ON THOSE IDIOTS WHO ALL HAVE NOT TAKEN THE 2ND DOSE OF VACCINE YET !!!

"Track down and take strict actions on 
those idiots who all have not taken 
the 2nd dose of vaccine YET; 
it may become difficult in some places to 
stop the rapid spread of 'Omicron Variant' 
because those idiots are the real THREAT. 
Make it a rule that the new 
'Travel Pass' will be the 
'2nd dose vaccination CERTIFICATE'; 
find out those idiots even in your locality 
and inject them the 2nd dose of vaccine 
forcefully before it becomes too LATE. 
The Indian Government is providing the 
'Covid-19' vaccine for free, but, still, some 
idiots will remain as idiots FOREVER; 
this is an invisible proxy war, we 
always need to fight the battle with 
a mentality, 'it is now or NEVER'. 
Keep strict vigilance on all the tourists 
coming to India as China devastated 
Italy with a very smart PLAN; 
no need to panic at all, those idiots must get 
vaccinated as early as possible with a positive 
mind that 'together we CAN'."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, November 28, 2021

ISH DHARTI PE JAB TAK HO ZINDA; UDHTA RAHE YEH DIL, JAISE KI HAIN KOI PARINDA !!!

"Ish dharti pe 
jab tak ho ZINDA; 
udhta rahe yeh dil, 
jaise ki hain koi PARINDA. 
Khulaa hain 
yeh AASMAAN; 
kahi na kahi rakha huya hain tere 
liye, ek keemti pyarbhari SAAMAAN. 
Jab udh raha hain yeh DIL; 
tu kahi bhi kisi se bhi MIL. 
Bheerh mein ho 
jaayo SAAMIL; 
dhund lo aapni saccha pyar aur 
saabit karo ki tum ho uski KAABIL. 
Jab nazrein mil jaaye, sirf 
aur sirf apni dil ki SUNO; 
dhadkanein thoda tez hogi, phir bhi ek 
doosre ka haath naa chhoro tum DONO. 
Aab udho eksaath aasmaan 
mein, kyon ho PARESAAN; 
khullam khulla saccha pyar 
karoge, tabhi toh badegi SHAAN. 
Logon kaa kaam hain kahena, 
bahut mushkil bhi hain kuch logon 
ko sacche pyar ka matlab SAMJHAANA; 
par dimaag ko shaanth 
rakh degi yeh dil, jahaan sirf 
baajti rahegi pyar ka GAANA. 
Pyar toh andhaa hota hee hain, kyon 
ki dil ke maamle mein, dimaag thik 
tarah se naa kar paaye KAAM; 
zaroori nahi hain ki har pyar ka safar 
ananth ho, par udhte rahena chahiye, 
chahein jo bhi ho ANJAAM."- Arindam Sain

RAJPRASAAD ER GONDI CHARIYAA, JAABO MORA TAPOBAN E !!!

"Mon je CHANCHALO; 
tobu aankhi kano CHHALOCHHALO; 
dukkho lukiyaao naa mor kache, 
praan khuley katha BALO; 
uthiya paro ei prem er rath e, 
mor saathe bhramon e CHALO. 
Poriyaacho laal saree, 
sinthi teh SINDUR; 
hey rajkanya, ei rajputra 
tomaare niye jaabe BOHUDUR. 
Rajprasaad er gondi chariyaa, 
jaabo mora TAPOBON E; 
upolobdhi koribe tumi je maanush er proti 
prem royeche kato poshu pakkhi der MON E. 
Jato ee hayo na kano rajprasaad 
er rajkanya, prakriti r proti 
thaakile BHALOBASHA; 
ei gaach paala o jano khusi teh 
hoyiaa jaaye aaro sobuj, bojhe 
maanush er hriday r BHASHA. 
Ekbaar paash er jungle e, shikaar korite esey 
poriyachilaam bhaari bipad e, ei tapoban er 
wrishi raa ee baachiyechilo mor PRAAN; 
taarpor thekeyi wrishi der sathe goriya uthilo 
ekta susamparka, proti robibaar ei mora 
eikhaane aasiya bili kori TRAAN."- Arindam Sain

OPEN THE 'GOLDEN GATE'; REDUCE THE 'REPO RATE' !!!

"The Indian economy 
is going to boom 
at this STAGE; 
because it is ready 
to fly high after coming out 
from the 'pandemic period CAGE'. 
Open the 'Golden GATE'; 
reduce the 'Repo RATE'. 
Tell the sellers to BAKE; 
as the buyers are ready to buy the CAKE. 
At higher level, it is time 
for some AMENDMENT; 
to attract more investors 
to do more INVESTMENT. 
All financial institutions should 
be under strict vigilance at 
each and every PLACE; 
discipline to be maintained and motivate 
even the weaker teams to emerge as 
a dark horse to win the RACE."- Arindam Sain

BJP HAS BROUGHT IN THESE NORTH EASTERN STATES, A RAPID MODERN INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENT

"KALIKINKAR: 'Both INC and Left Front 
welcomed TMC to help them, but, 
at present, the survival of both 
INC and Left Front is at STAKE; 
the victory of BJP in the Municipal 
Corporation election of 2021 in Tripura 
proved that giving tickets to the root level 
young leaders is not at all a MISTAKE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Except in Kerala, the 
Left Front has no existence and for 
years after years, the INC completely 
ignored the north eastern states and 
acted like any secret Chinese AGENT; 
the cause of 'Saffron Storm' in the neglected '
'Seven Sisters' is that the BJP has brought 
in these north eastern states, a rapid modern 
infrastructural DEVELOPMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, November 27, 2021

FOR ANY GOVERNMENT SCHEME, THIS FELLOW DEMANDS 'CUT MONEY' WHICH IS A KIND OF BRIBE !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why you guys 
were doing hooliganism that this 
Panchayat member has come here 
to request for his PROTECTION; 
do you guys have any idea 
what can happen to you all, 
if we file a case under 
any legal SECTION ?'

POOR FARMER: 'Sir, we are poor, 
but, we still feel proud that 
we are honest and belong 
to a peaceful TRIBE; 
we were protesting outside the 
Panchayat office because for any 
government scheme, this fellow demands 
'cut money' which is a kind of BRIBE.' 

PANCHAYAT MEMBER: 'Sir, just ignore 
their words, don't poke your nose 
into it, otherwise, you will soon 
get a transfer ORDER; 
you have just got a new 
posting here two weeks ago, 
now, your posting can be in any 
remote area of India-Bangladesh BORDER.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Do you 
have any idea about 
how big is our NOSE; 
next week, we will open all your 
pending case files, to give you 
some strong DOSE.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE AGE GROUP OF 18 YEARS TO 25 YEARS, THE 'ATAL PENSION YOJANA' SCHEME IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERHIT !!!

"No need to take any TENSION; 
you can also get the PENSION. 
If your age is still under 
40 years, you are eligible 
and can do the APPLICATION; 
if your age is 18 years, to get Rs. 5000/- 
monthly pension, the premium is just 
Rs. 210/- as per CALCULATION. 
For 42 years, a candidate of 18 years 
of age will deposit Rs. 1,05,840/- 
(210 X 12 X 42) as an INVESTMENT; 
when he attains 60 years of age, then onwards, 
till 62 years of age, he will get Rs.1,20,000/- 
as his monthly pension PAYMENT. 
The pension scheme 
will go on till that 
pensioner's expiry DATE; 
after the death of the pensioner, the 
nominee will get Rs. 8.5 lakhs, no matter 
whatever is the current market interest RATE. 
So, 'Atal Pension Yojana' 
is just like a long term 
'Recurring DEPOSIT', 
therefore, for the age group of 18 years 
to 25 years, the 'Atal Pension Yojana' 
scheme is absolutely SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain