GOD IS ALWAYS WITH THE POOR PEOPLE TO HELP THEM TO ENJOY IN ANY FESTIVAL WITH A HEARTIEST SMILE !!!

"Santa Claus is coming to 

meet you with a gift PACKET; 

but, the cold wave is also coming, 

so, be prepared, buy a JACKET; 

or maybe, you can also buy 

a high quality BLANKET; 

and celebrate the Christmas festival of 2021, 

by buying a good cake from the MARKET. 

Pray to Jesus that the 

pandemic period ends 

as early as POSSIBLE; 

also spread the awareness to get everyone 

vaccinated, so that the comeback of 

Corona virus becomes IMPOSSIBLE. 

On the 'Good Governance Day', the 

honourable Prime Minister of India, 

Shri Narendra Modi may provide 

the poor farmers a GIFT; 

as the Christmas Day is also the birthday 

of our respected Atal Behari Vajpayee 

who was respected and loved by 

everyone devoid of any political RIFT. 

God is always with the poor people 

to help them to enjoy in any festival 

with a heartiest SMILE; 

ho ho ho, that's why, with the sound of jingle 

bells, the reindeer of Santa Claus is always 

ready to run any extra MILE."- Arindam Sain

TO ATTRACT MORE BUSINESS, MAKE YOUR CUSTOMERS FEEL ABSOLUTELY COMFORTABLE !!!

"FEMALE HR CONSULTANT: 'Change 

your dressing 'sense and GET-UP'; 

also change your 'office 

premises SET-UP'. 

Even if you are not so 

fair and HANDSOME; 

but, your professional 

dress must look AWESOME. 

To attract more business, make 

your customers feel absolutely 

comfortable at any MOMENT; 

ask a formal question in an informal 

manner to your customer in a gossiping 

style to know their REQUIREMENT. 

Any type of customer service 

must be quick ENOUGH; 

as due to many private banks, 

the competition is very TOUGH.'

MALE PSU BANK STAFF: 'Providing quick 

service is not an issue, but, you never know, 

when there will be a software level problem 

and when the server link will go DOWN; 

in rural branches, there should be a separate 

user id and password only for passbook 

printing, and passbook kiosks must be there 

in each and every branches of any TOWN. 

Professional dress code is 

always followed in PSU Banks, 

but, there is a shortage of manpower 

after lots of RETIREMENT; 

to improve the comfort level of all 

customers, every year, the Indian 

Government must continue the 

process of RECRUITMENT.'"- Arindam Sain 

PRADHAN MANTRI HOBAAR SWAPNO DEKHLEYI TOH AAR HOYAA JAAYENA, KAAJ E KORE DEKHAATE HOY, JE SATYI EE KI SE JOGYO !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ke jano bolchilo, je saara 

Bharat naaki taader dike taakiye AACHE; 

kintu ki paribartan holo suni, seyi toh Kolkata 

pourasabha vote e santraas HOYECHE. 

Pradhan Mantri hobaar swapno dekhleyi 

toh aar hoyaa jaayena, kaaj e kore 

dekhaate hoy, je satyi ee ki se JOGYO; 

ekhano prochur bangaali raa baaire r rajya 

gulo e chole jacche, kaaj er khoj e, ki aar 

paribartan holo suni, etaa ee DURBHAGYO.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Dekhun kichu Councilor 

baa Co-ordinator raa toh nijeraa ee jaane, je 

taara thaakeni etodin maanush er PAASHE; 

taai bhoy toh ekta royecheyi, 

je oi nirdal prarthi taao jodi jaaye 

jeete, jodi sesh haasi HAASE. 

Aapni dekhben thik 

seyi ward gulo teyi 

hoyeche JHAAMELA; 

jekhaane councilor gulo kono kaaj ee 

koreni, sudhu koreche taaka gulo niye, 

noy chhoy KHELA.'"- Arindam Sain

LIKHENGE HUM EK KITAAB ZAROOR, KYON KI YEH PREM KAHANI NAHI RAHEGI ADHOORI !!!

"Toh kya, agar main bolta 

hoon Punjabi aur tu bole TAMIL; 

saccha pyar hain jaanu, ish dil 

mein sirf tum hee ho SAAMIL. 

Naam hain mera CHETAN; 

Punjab da anmol RATAN; 

rakhoonga khayal tera poora, 

karoonga poora JATAN; 

tu hee banegi meri tann, 

mann aur DHAN. 

Chadh gayi hain mujhko yeh 

'kambakht ishq' ka NASHA; 

aab tum se ek pal ki bhi doori sahaa 

naa jaaye, aye meri pyaari ANUSHA. 

Likhenge hum ek kitaab zaroor, 

kyon ki yeh prem kahani 

nahi rahegi ADHOORI; 

saccha pyar thodh deti hain 

sab deewarein, naa rahegi aab yeh 

doh rajya ke beech koi DOORI."- Arindam Sain

WILL THE INDIAN GOVERNMENT BECOME THE GUARANTOR, IF ANY PRIVATE BANK BECOMES BANKRUPT ???

"CUSTOMER: 'If this PSU Bank 

gets privatized, then your salary 

will become nearly DOUBLE; 

then, what is need to go for 

2 days nationwide strike to 

create more TROUBLE ?' 

PSU BANK STAFF: 'Yes, after 

privatization, our salary will INCREASE; 

but, you such poor fellow may not be 

able to stay for a long time at the CREASE. 

As a private banker, 

our focus will be business, 

business and BUSINESS; 

we will not bother about any social 

services to poor customers, as in priority 

sector loans, the rate of interest is quite LESS.'

CUSTOMER: 'Will the Indian 

Government become the guarantor,

if any private bank becomes BANKRUPT; 

because no one is having any faith on 

any 'Nirav Modi' category businessmen 

who are CORRUPT.'"- Arindam Sain

PROTI TAA SAHAR EI KINTU ACHE EROKOM 'KHAABAR GOLI' !!!

"Thanda e jato ee KNAAPI; 

bhalo ee laagche khete garam garam JILIPI. 

Paash er dokaan ei 

bhaajche 'Phoolkopi PAKORA'; 

bheerh hobe na kano, daam je 

maatro 10 taaka JORA. 

Oi dyakho, eta 'Shimla Mirch' er chop NAAKI; 

etaai baa aamraa naa kheye kibhabhe THAAKI. 

Bejaaye diyeche jhaal, ei jeev 

abaar khujche kono MISTI; 

sattyi ee 'rasogolla' kintu 

bangaali r anobadyo SRISTI. 

Paash er misti dokaan e, 

amader saamneyi tairi hocche 

rasogolla ekdum garam GARAM; 

kota rasogolla je kheye felloom, 

khayal neyi bote, aasole eto taai 

suswaadu aar NARAM. 

Proti taa sahar ei kintu ache 

erokom 'Khaabar GOLI'; 

jaake aamra eengrezi teh kaayeda 

kore 'Food Street' BOLI."- Arindam Sain

SLOWLY AND STEADILY, BJP MAY FADE THROUGHOUT THE INDIA NATION; IF THEY TRY TO BURN THEIR HANDS BY PRIVATIZING ANY PSU ORGANIZATION !!!

"Slowly and steadily, BJP may 

fade throughout the India NATION; 

if they try to burn their hands by 

privatizing any PSU ORGANIZATION. 

In case of mergers, still, the 

common people will TOLERATE; 

but, if they keep on privatizing, then the 

voters may show BJP, the main exit GATE. 

Why for privatization, 

there is such an URGENCY; 

the Indian economy is recovering well, there 

is also no case of political EMERGENCY. 

Why on 'Crypto currency', 

the Indian Government 

is not putting a BAN; 

people still have so much 

faith on any PSU Bank, you can 

verify it from any common MAN. 

By privatizing any PSU organization, 

the Indian Government is indirectly 

trying to help the rich businessmen 

to loot any financial INSTITUTION; 

when it comes to 'financial inclusion' 

and 'priority sector improvement', 

these private banks have no 

such CONTRIBUTION. 

Slowly and steadily, go 

for fruitful discussions 

to bring any feasible 

economic REFORM; 

but don't just take a decision like 

'Mohammad Bin Tughluq' to disappoint 

the Indians by creating in their mind, 

a psychological STORM."- Arindam Sain