Sunday, April 3, 2022

THE 'EVM' IS THE BEST WEAPON, THE COMMON PEOPLE MUST UNDERSTAND !!!

"BABLOO: 'In Iswar Chandra 
Vidyasagar's 'Varna Parichay' book, 
there was one boy who gave a 
hard bite on his aunty's EAR; 
because, that woman never scolded 
that boy when he was doing anti-social 
activities since childhood, and hence 
he continued to do it without any FEAR.' 

BABOOL: 'Drop by drop, at 
one time, it fills the GLASS; 
because, from the top level, they 
have always been given the 'Free PASS'.'

BABLA: 'But, at one point, 
there has to be a RESTRICTION; 
otherwise, the anti-social activities is 
bound to become their political ADDICTION.'

BALA: 'The lower level hooligans don't 
get so much courage without any 
high level supporting HAND; 
so, to teach a lesson to the harmful politicians, 
the 'EVM' is the best weapon, the common 
people must UNDERSTAND.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, April 2, 2022

SUDHU MAANUSH NOY, KOHICHEO PAAKHI; ESO HEY, ESO, HEY 'KALBAISAKHI' !!!

"Sudhu maanush noy, kohicheo PAAKHI; 
eso hey, eso, hey 'KALBAISAKHI'. 
Footpath e suye thaake 
je sab MAJDUR; 
taara o bolche, 'kothay 
acho kaalo megh, aar KATODUR'. 
Ele toh bhalo ee hoy, ektu swasti 
paaowa jaabe, kintu Kolkata e toh abaar 
dumdaam onek gaach pore jaaye BOTE; 
kothao bidyut er taar jhole, kothayo gaari 
jaaye bhenge, pourasabha paisa daayena, 
taai CESC r lokjon eseyi gaach KAATE. 
Corona virus o neyi, taai lockdown o 
neyi, kaajeyi abaar baarche 
prochur vaayu DUSHAN; 
raasta r aashe paashe prochur gaach 
laagano hok, ektu holeyo ei byapar e 
sachetan hok PRASHASHAN."- Arindam Sain

CHILO 'KAANKRA' JAATI, EKHAN HOYECHE 'KACHRA' JAATI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Chilo 'kaankra' jaati, 
ekhan hoyeche 'kachra' JAATI; 
pratibaad korbaar shirhdaara gache bneke, 
kintu bhalo ee jwaalate paare MOMBAATI. 
Mukh toh noy, jano jaangiya, 
khulleyi oita beriye PORHE; 
jato ee mayur er pekham laagaak, kaak 
ee theke jaaye, aar kokil ese deem PARHE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Maa, baba r poreyi 
kintu je kono shikkak er SAMMAN; 
e toh dekhchi ghor kaliyug, jekhaane 
chaatro raa korche shikkak der ASAMMAN. 
Sabai miley ei arajokota r 
pratibaad naa korle, ei jaati r 
aaro kharaap parinati ASONNO; 
hoyto sabai prokasye pratibaad korte 
paarchena, kintu ei shikkito samaaj 
kintu satyi ee khub BISANNO.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 1, 2022

KKR WON AGAINST PBKS BY 6 WICKETS ON 01.04.2022 !!!

"In the year of 2022, on 
the day of 'April FOOL'; 
the captain of KKR, even with an 
aggressive mindset, looked so COOL. 
Mayank Agarwal 
failed to DELIVER; 
as he became the victim of 
Umesh Yadav in the first OVER. 
Rajapaksa was in full flow 
and started to DOMINATE; 
but, Mavi got his wicket despite 
having a bad economical RATE. 
As per the plan, KKR was in a 
hurry to finish off PBKS INNINGS; 
but, Kagiso Rabada scored 25 runs quickly 
without worrying about all these THINGS. 
To get rid of Rabada, in Andre Russell's 
bowling delivery, Tim Southee 
took a sensational CATCH; 
Umesh Yadav is once again in 
love with the 'Purple Cap' as he 
bagged 4 wickets in the MATCH. 
In reply to 137, at the score of 51, 
4 wickets of KKR FELL; 
and then, to do the real damage, 
came the batsmen, Andre RUSSELL. 
Billings gave the much required 
support at the other end, and 
Andre kept on hitting the BALL; 
to grab the 'Orange Cap' and help KKR to 
win by 6 wickets, as if, to him, the Wankhede 
stadium looked quite SMALL."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, March 31, 2022

IF IT HAS BECOME NPA, THEN GO FOR ONE TIME SETTLEMENT; THAT WILL BE THE BEST FEASIBLE TREATMENT !!!

"FEMALE LAWYER: 'If it has become NPA, 
then go for one time SETTLEMENT; 
that will be the best 
feasible TREATMENT. 
Accept another fresh proposal 
which is not HARMFUL; 
after the thunderstorms and rainfall, 
even the nature look so BEAUTIFUL.'

MALE PETITIONER: 'The real problem 
lies with the entire Indian judicial 
system which is as slow as a SNAIL; 
it is like on the 'Time Coffin', 
someone is continuously trying 
to hammer the last NAIL. 
Whatever decision to be 
taken, it should be 
quick and FAST; 
but, alas, in terms of global ranking, the 
Indian judicial system is outdated and 
its position is at the LAST.'"- Arindam Sain

BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, E JE DEKHI 'BOMBBHUMI' !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Bomb, bomb, bomb, 
bomb, e je dekhi 'BOMBBHUMI'; 
faatle e bomb, urrey jaabo aami, 
urrey jaabe TUMI. 
Jaana neyi, du bela, du 
mutho ki khaabar KHAABE; 
tobu charidike tumi prochur 
bomb khujhe PAABE.'

SHIBSHANKAR: 'Paap taar 
baap ke o chhare naa JE; 
jato ee se gur batasha 
kheye, bahurupi SAAJE. 
Shorshe r moddheyi aache bhooth, 
sadharan maanush o taa jaane SAB; 
buddhijeebi gulo aaj bhoy gorte lukoye, 
aar koi bolena, 'hok KALORAB'.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

POSITIVE ENERGY COMES FROM POSITIVE MIND; PAST IS PAST, JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND !!!

"Positive energy comes 
from positive MIND; 
past is past, just 
leave it BEHIND. 
Enjoy it as it comes, 
as in the next moment, 
you may FIND; 
that it is just an illusion for a 
period of time, as love and hunger 
for power are sometimes BLIND. 
What has to go, 
it will surely GO; 
ignore the person 
who has too much EGO. 
Even in odd times, march 
ahead, even if you are ALONE; 
the superb speedy flow of any 
river water can move any STONE. 
Whenever there is any 
objection, analyze yourself 
whether you are right or WRONG; 
the more you can find out the mistakes 
or errors at an early stage, it will make 
you more efficient and STRONG."- Arindam Sain