Thursday, April 14, 2022

SUKH, SHANTI EBONG SAMRIDDHI TAKHAN EE KORBE BIRAAJ, JAKHAN PROJA DER PROTI APNAAR HRIDAY HOBE BIRAAT !!!

"Seyi samay o nischoi kono fakir 
bolechilo je, 'Raja aapni ULANGA'; 
shunlen naa taar katha, 
hoye galo BANGABHANGA. 
Aaj o seyi ek ee katha ee bolbo, 
e jyaano itihaas er punorabritti, 
ebaar e o aapni NIRBIKAR; 
cheye dekhun, jungle 
theke beriye esey, graam e 
dhuke korche SHIKAR. 
Lok e amaaye fakir bole, 
kakhono bole bhikari, 
kakhono baa bole KHYAPAA; 
tobu o kono mandir er saamne daariye 
bhagaban er saamne gorbito bodh kori, 
kaaron maati teyi royeche amaar PAA. 
Rajyer proja raa dicche KAR; 
seyi taaka teyi niyog korechen eto CHAAKAR. 
Proja der katha ebaar toh bhaabun, 
tobeyi toh hote paarben apni 
sarbasreshto SAMRAT; 
sukh, shanti ebong samriddhi takhan 
ee korbe biraaj, jakhan proja der proti 
apnaar hriday hobe BIRAAT."-  Arindam Sain

GUJARAT TITANS WON BY 37 RUNS AGAINST RAJASTHAN ROYALS BY 37 RUNS !!!

"Kem chho ? MAZA MA; 
just enjoy the 'Pandya PANORAMA'. 
After the run out of WADE; 
Hardik started to INVADE. 
Chahal kept on bowling 
by using his BRAIN; 
but, against the Gujarat Titans skipper, 
all his strategies went in VAIN. 
Abhinav Manohar's batting 
looked MAGNIFICENT; 
and, later on, to hit through the gaps, 
David Miller was very EFFICIENT. 
In reply to 192, Jos Butler, as usual, 
batted like a royal boss, but, got 
bowled out by Lockie FERGUSON; 
Hardik Pandya made a direct throw 
at the stumps to do the run out of the 
Rajasthan Royals captain, Sanju SAMSON. 
Shami took the important wicket 
of Shimron and Yash Dayal 
also bowled so WELL; 
Gujarat Titans won by 37 runs 
on 14.04.2022 as 9 wickets of 
Rajasthan Royals FELL."- Arindam Sain

CHARIDIKE E TOH DEKHCHI JANO SEYI 'AATANKA' CINEMA R CHHABI !!!

"Charidike e toh dekhchi jano 
seyi 'Aatanka' cinema r CHHABI; 
satyi ee, ei bnaador gulo ke maanush 
koreni, thik ee bolechilen 'BISWAKABI'. 
'Master mashaai, 
aapni kichu dekhen ni,' 
sab ee bhule JAAN; 
Siliguri theke Sundarban, 
sarbatra ee katogulo niriho 
mahila o shishu haracche PRAAN. 
Kothay aaj seyi buddhijeebi ra, 
kothay aar taara bolche, 'haal 
chherona, barong kantho chharo JORE'; 
'tomaake chaai, tomaake 
chaai', korleyi ki aar dhoya 
tulsi paata howaa JAAYERE. 
Kono naari nirjaatito holey, bodhoy 
ekti mahila paaye khub MAJAA; 
taai aar duskriti der 
hoyna kono SAAJAA. 
Choto kaaparh kano PORECHE; 
eto raat e kano Park Street er pub e GACHE. 
E jyaano seyi, 
naachte naa jaanle 
uthon BNAAKA; 
aayen shrinkhola jakhan samlaate 
paarchena, takhan ghuriye deowaa 
ee bhaalo rajnoitik CHAAKA. 
Ek dikey, proti maash e, 
'500' baa '1000' taaka ditey giye, 
rajkosh hoye jacche KHAALI; 
taar opor shironaam e uthe 
aasche 'Rampurhat', 'Jhalda', 'Behala' 
ebong 'HNAASHKHAALI'."- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 8, 2022

BEFORE CARRYING OUT ANY BIG OPERATION, THE WORD, 'SILENCE' IS THE KEYWORD !!!

"CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Your Highness ! 
We have found out all the enemies, 
so, just remain SILENT; 
also order your intelligence officers and 
secret agents, that they will not take any 
steps where the scenario may look VIOLENT.'

KING: 'Ok, let us see the list, to verify 
the name and identity of the enemies 
which you guys have FOUND; 
don't worry, our intelligence officers and 
secret agents are also expert in carrying out 
any mission by remaining UNDERGROUND.' 

HERMIT: 'Your Highness ! Actually, 
the chief warrior is indirectly 
trying to say that before 
carrying out any big OPERATION; 
the word, 'Silence' is the keyword, otherwise, 
some enemies sponsored media channels 
may create spicy news to create 
unnecessary SENSATION.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

KKR WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST MI ON 06.04.2022 !!!

"The MI openers were under STRESS; 
due to the speed of 'Umesh EXPRESS'. 
It was due to Suryakumar and 
Tilak, that MI scored 161; 
and in this pitch, the score looked 
competitive and a decent ONE. 
While chasing, once again, 
Ajinkya failed to IMPRESS; 
but, Venkatesh with his 'half a ton', 
is again back in his BUSINESS. 
MI bowlers felt that they bounced back, when 
they took the important wicket of RUSSELL; 
but, hang on, the name of this team is KKR, 
they may have a legendary story to TELL. 
Never underestimate a bowler 
when he comes out to BAT; 
as the batting looked so easy and cool, oh ! 
what an outstanding batting display by 'PAT'. 
The 'Cummins Cyclone' has hit the 
MI camp badly to bring a massive 
destruction on 06.04.2022; 
KKR won the match by 
5 wickets as in the 16 overs 
only, they reached 162."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, April 3, 2022

I WANT TO REMAIN AS A BIRD AFTER REBIRTH !!!

"MANGALA (WHITE COW): 'Why 
you always love to sit on 
my back EVERYDAY ?'

MUNIA (WHITE CRANE): 'I don't know, 
but, I like it, many questions have no 
answers, what you SAY ?'

MANGALA: 'Yeah ! Yeah ! Quite a 
smart answer indeed; so, what 
are the news headlines TODAY ?'

MUNIA: 'In all the news, one thing is 
common, the life of human beings is 
becoming more complex day by DAY.'

MANGALA: 'Once upon a time, 
you were saying that you 
want to be a human being 
in your next BIRTH.'

MUNIA: 'I was wrong, actually, the 
intelligent brains have more demand 
and are never satisfied, hence, I want 
to remain as a bird after REBIRTH.'

MANGALA: 'Life cycle is just like 
the Sunrise and Sunset; I need to 
go back home now, as the 
Sun is setting in the WEST.'

MUNIA: 'Oho ! Look towards the sky, I love 
watching this everyday, as, so many birds 
are flying together and going back happily 
to their respective NEST.'"- Arindam Sain

THAT IS JUST THE COMBINED MAGIC OF 'ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE' AND 'INTERNET' !!!

"TEACHER: 'Who is your 
best friend in this SCHOOL ?'

STUDENT: 'My mobile handset, 
it is so helpful and COOL.'

TEACHER: 'No, no, that can't be, 
it is a non-living THING.'

STUDENT: 'But, it provides me the 
answer of any question on ANYTHING.' 

TEACHER: 'That is just the 
combined magic of 'Artificial 
Intelligence' and 'INTERNET'.

STUDENT: 'Whatever it is, why can't it be 
regarded as a best friend, considering so much 
help and support that we GET.'"- Arindam Sain