BARAF ! BARAF ! 10 PAISA, 20 PAISA BAA 50 PAISA E BARAF NIYE JAAN !!!

"BARAFWALA: 'Baraf ! Baraf ! 10 paisa, 

20 paisa baa 50 paisa e baraf niye JAAN; 

ei saada, khoyeri aar kamala baraf 

khele, juriye jaabe PRAAN.'

BABLOO: 'Orrey, ke achish kothay, 

oi barafwala ke ghirey raakh oi 

gobheer nalkoop er DHAARE; 

aami aaschi ekhhuni ghar theke, 

50 paisa niye, dekhish, tatokhone 

jano oi barafwala palaate naa PAARE.'

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BABOOL: 'Thakurda, o thakurda, 

daao naa go ek TAAKA; 

khub baraf testa peyeche ei 

garam e, aar je jaayena THAAKA.'

THAKURDA: 'Besh, besh, ei ne TOBE; 

duto aanbi, ete duto hoye JAABE.'

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BABLA: 'Jhatpath oi khoyeri 

rang er baraf taa daao DEKHINI; 

noile oi taao sesh 

hoye jaabe EKHANI.'

BARAFWALA: 'Aah ! Aar katokkhon 

aatke raakhbi tora AMAARE; 

oi baansh er bridge periye, jete 

hobe je khaal er OPAARE.'

BALA: 'Ektu pore tomaar baaksho r 

sab baraf hoye jaabe sesh, peye 

jaabe tumi sathik DAAM; 

ekhaane sabaai baraf khete khub ee 

bhalobashe, mon e rekho, jeh, eta Sainpara, 

Bhubannagar GRAAM."- Arindam Sain

WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT SOIL EROSION ONLY, BUT IT HAPPENS IN CASE OF BONES ALSO !!!

"DOCTOR: 'Your legs are in the 

preliminary stage of 'Bone EROSION'; 

so, it is advised to keep your knees 

under doctor's SUPERVISION.'

PATIENT: 'We have heard about 

soil erosion only, but, it happens in 

case of bones also, quite SURPRISING; 

maybe, nowadays, the cases 

of these types of disease based 

on bones are INCREASING.'

DOCTOR: 'Try to eat more milk or 

milk products, and give your legs 

the much needed RELAXATION; 

wear branded shoes only which provides 

more comfort and walk slowly when you 

feel 'knee INFLAMMATION.'"- Arindam Sain

AFTER PAYING THE PREMIUM, IF YOU STILL DON'T GET THE INSURANCE COVER; THEN, FOR THAT INSURANCE COMPANY, THE GAME IS OVER !!!

"After paying the premium, if you 

still don't get the insurance COVER; 

then, for that insurance company, 

the game is OVER. 

If the message from the top 

is not reaching at the ROOT; 

then, it is a feasible option 

to go for a 'System REBOOT'. 

If both the teams are respectively 

winning the central level and 

state level tournament CUP; 

then there is no 

doubt that there is 

a 'high level GOT UP'. 

Therefore, out of frustration 

and anger, one may look for 

another alternative SOLUTION; 

but, the victory against corruption 

and cruelty cannot be achieved 

without any big REVOLUTION."- Arindam Sain

RR WON BY 7 RUNS AGAINST KKR ON 18.04.2022 !!!

"RR scored 217 runs on 18.04.2022, 

as it was 'Jos Butler' show once AGAIN; 

only Sunil Narine of KKR managed 

to give them some PAIN. 

Sunil Narine went back to pavilion as 

Shimron Hetmyer made a direct HIT; 

but, Aaron Finch's aggressive style 

of batting became SUPERHIT. 

For KKR, all was going WELL; 

but, suddenly, wickets started to FELL. 

Ravichandran Ashwin with his 

special 'slight spinning' delivery, 

got rid of Andre RUSSELL; 

why the KKR batsmen smartly just 

not played out Chahal's last over, is 

a story of a foolish strategy to TELL. 

RR won the match by 7 runs as 

Yuzvendra Chahal's 40/5 changed the 

scenario of the match in RR's FAVOUR; 

though, Umesh Yadav of KKR proved 

with his bat, that his batting style also 

has some 'hard hitting' FLAVOUR."- Arindam Sain

SATTU AUR LITTI CHOKHA KA JALWA CHAL GAYA GURU !!!

"BABLOO: 'Sattu aur litti chokha 

ka jalwa chal gaya GURU; 

sab ko khaamosh kar diya Bihari Babu ne, 

arrey Babumashai, ei toh sab e SHURU.'

BABOOL: ''PK' r kutbuddhi r prashangsha 

kintu ei kshetre korteyi HOY; 

taai toh 'Bihari Belt' e neme, Vajpayee ji 

r bhakto, Bihari Babu mere dilen CHHOY.'

BABLA: 'Seyi holud golaap er ki mahima, 

taai bodhoy, CBI je kota case tadanto 

korche, taar ekta o hoyni ekhano SESH; 

taai lokjon er moddhe ekta baarta jacche, 

je 'sobuj' ebong 'gerua' r moddhe ekta 

kutnoitik bondhutwa royeche BISESH.'

BALA: '2021 saal e, ekjon khub 

'bahiragata' bole, ei Bihari der 

keyi korechilo khub APOMAAN; 

aaj taai ekta sujog er darkaar chilo, 

jekhaane Bihari raa abaar firey paaye taader 

praapyo AATMASAMMAN.'"- Arindam Sain

SRH WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST KKR ON 15.04.2022 !!!

"KKR lost the toss and also 

lost 3 wickets quickly on the first 

day of the Bengali New Year of 1429; 

as the two left handed bowlers, Natarajan 

and Jansen of SRH utilized the pace of 

the pitch with their angular LINE. 

Umran Malik's yorker at 149 Km/hour 

got capitalized as he predicted 

Sreyas Iyer's body MOVEMENT; 

on the other end, Nitish Rana kept 

his cool and scored half a ton to 

become the saviour of that MOMENT. 

Bhuvaneswar Kumar bowled some good yorkers, 

but, Andre Russell continued the FIGHT; 

the Andre's knock of unbeaten 49 runs helped 

KKR to end up at 175 on that NIGHT. 

Both Abhishek and Kane got bowled 

out, though, the ball has hit the BAT; 

in the first 6 overs, it has been a good 

bowling performance by Andre and PAT. 

KKR lost the match by 7 wickets as they 

had to face the 'Tripathi THUNDER'; 

and Markram found it too easy to steer 

SRH to victory, no WONDER."- Arindam Sain

BAARO MAASH E, TERO PAARBAN NIYE, SUKH, SHANTI AAR SAMRIDDHI THAAKUK SHOLO AANA !!!

"Ei Bangabhoomi teh 

abaar firey aasuk 

gourabaanwito BANGAALIYANA; 

baaro maash e, tero paarban 

niye, sukh, shanti aar samriddhi 

thaakuk sholo AANA. 

Poyla January teh noy, 

poyla baisakh ei hok haalkhaata, 

hok ekti subho SUCHONA; 

ei byapar e, samasto bangaali 

byabsaayi samiti gulo korteyi 

paare BIBECHONA. 

Sobuj e bhora, ei rupashi bangla, 

ek aporoop SHRISTI; 

rasogolla aar misti doi khele, je 

kono lok er mon o hoye jaaye MISTI. 

Biswabikhyato ei bangaali r 

'Nababarsher BAITHAK'; 

gaan, aabritti aar katha e, rashobodh jano, 

ektu misti misti, ektu jhaal jhaal, ektu tak TAK. 

Bangaaliyana maaneyi toh ektu 

khadyarashik, ektu bhramanrashik 

aar mon er moddhe afuranto FURTI; 

bangaaliyana maaneyi toh notun kichu 

jaanbaar koutuhal, notun kichu chintadhaara, 

aar seyi oithiyomoyee panjaabi aar DHUTI. 

Sorshe r tel aar maach chaara 

ki aar bangaali ranna HOY; 

taai toh trawler niye chole jaaye samudra 

teh maach dhorte, neyi kono BHOY. 

Kochuri, khichuri theke kochi pnaatha, 

aar chingri, bhetki periye EELISH; 

kichu ee baad neyi bangaali r rannaghar e, taai 

toh Kolkata ke khub pachondo korto 'ENGLISH'. 

'Rajneeti' shabdo taa 

bodhoy bangla abhidhan 

thekeyi poruk ebaar BAAD; 

kaaron ei rajneeti ee kramaasho bangaali r 

ghar e, ghar e, eneche sarbanash, kato 

bangaali r swapno hoyeche BARBAAD. 

Bangaali firuk taar purono 

chhande, purono oitihyo te, 

eituku ee roilo ASHA; 

bangaali manishi raa notun itihaas tairi korechilo 

boleyi kintu, ekhano bangaali raa, saara viswe 

paaye prochur BHALOBASHA."- Arindam Sain