Tuesday, May 24, 2022

GT RACED TO THE FINAL OF IPL 2022 BY DEFEATING RR BY 7 WICKETS ON 24.05.2022 !!!

"A good delivery by DAYAL; 
took the wicket of JAISWAL. 
Hardik slipped on the ground and 
Rashid also missed an easy CATCH; 
Jos understood that on 24.05.2022, it is 
his day and scored 89 runs in the MATCH. 
Padikkal of RR scored only 28; 
Sanju's 47 is a valuable contribution in 188. 
Wriddhiman got hunted by Trent 
and had to return with a 'DUCK'; 
it was Wade's fault while running, can't 
say that, for Gill, it was just a bad LUCK. 
Hardik and David stayed calm and 
startetaking the control of the 
match as quickly as they CAN; 
then, slowly and steadily, GT team 
dominated and won by 7 wickets as Miller 
emerged as the 'Danger MAN'."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, May 22, 2022

MAANUSH ER JEEBAN KAHINI TOH NOY, JANO SHAKUNI R PAASHA !!!

"Cholte cholte, marubhumi teh 
hotath dekhte peye ek MARICHIKA; 
mon holo uru uru, gaailo gaan, 
'dhinka chika, dhinka CHIKA'. 
Elo ekta DHUMKETU; 
bhaanglo MILAN-SETU. 
Ghorra r rang hole KAALO; 
sabsamay douroye naa BHAALO. 
Jato ee poruk BAAJ; 
thik urrhte thaake UROJAHAAJ. 
Raasta anakabnaka, noy je SOJAA; 
khub bristi hoyeche, taai maati o BHEJAA. 
Maati r raasta e kaada, aar 
eet er raasta e SYAOLA; 
juto taa khule dileyi holo, hok 
naa khaali paa e path CHALA. 
Paaka peyaara laage misti, aar 
knaacha peyaara laage DNAASHAA; 
sab samay jwal khete hobe ke boleche, maajhe 
moddhe khaowa bhalo noon diye SHASHAA. 
Maanush er jeeban kahini toh 
noy, jano Shakuni r PAASHA; 
tobu o guhaa r oi praante aalo ache 
boiki, mon e thaake jano eituku ASHA. 
Shaanto samudra jekono 
muhurte hoteyi paare UTTAAL; 
jharh themey gele, por er din notun kore 
shuru aar ekta notun SAKAAL."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

YOU CAN PRODUCE POTATO IN POLYBAGS, ONION, CHILLI, BRINJAL IN EARTHEN POTS, EVEN RICE TOO IN SMALL TUBS, GO FOR TERRACE FARMING !!!

"BABLOO: 'We are worried 
about the rise in potato PRICE; 
as rice is available at Rs.2 per kilogram, 
we are planning to eat more 'Water RICE'.

BABOOL: 'Middlemen are stepping 
in to cause food INFLATION; 
something fishy is going on to fool the 
people in the 'public foods DISTRIBUTION.'

BABLA: 'Why to give them so importance, 
they are always there to loot you and 
will create an artificial panic scenario 
which may look so ALARMING; 
you can produce potato in poly bags, 
onion, chilli, brinjal in earthen pots, 
even rice too in small tubs, go 
for terrace FARMING.'

BALA: 'Yeah ! Already in the 
developed nations, terrace farming 
is gaining a huge POPULARITY; 
it is an indirect strategy to keep your family 
healthy and contribute in greenery and 
economic PROSPERITY.'"- Arindam Sain

AAYEEN SHRINKHOLA JANO BOJAAY THAAKE, TOBEYI TOH SABAAI BOLBE, JE ETA EKTA SUNDAR JUNGLE !!!

"Katogulo madhu r chaak lukiye, kaalo 
bhalluk sejeche bheeje BERAAL; 
kaalo cheetah muchki hese bolle, 'Mowgli thik 
knhuje baar kore nebe, jato ee karo AARAAL. 
Bnaador gulo r aar kono kaaj naai bote, 
mon e ektu furti jaagleyi, kore NACHANAACHI; 
keute r saamne porle neul, seyi saap bole 
othe, 'chhere de bhai, paaliye BNAACHI'. 
Siyaal er kathabarta shunle 
bojhaai jaaye, je se khub CHALAAK; 
Kharghosh pratidin ektu douradouri kore, bole 
othe, 'abaar kaal dourobo, aaj ei obdi THAAK.' 
Baagh ebaar e sabai ke boleche, 'aayeen 
shrinkhola jano bojaaye thaake, tobeyi 
toh sabaai bolbe, je eta ekta sundar JUNGLE'; 
shingho ghum theke uthe hotath bolle, 
'Baagh kintu thik ee boleche, mileymishey 
thaakle sabaar ee MANGAL."- Arindam Sain

LSG DEFENDED 210 RUNS JUST BY 2 RUNS AGAINST KKR ON 18.05.2022 !!!

"When Abhijeet Tomar 
missed an easy CATCH; 
Quinton decided to emerge 
as a super giant in the MATCH. 
The LSG wicketkeeper started to ROCK; 
and KKR bowlers were in SHOCK; 
Oh ! What an outstanding KNOCK; 
140 runs got scored by Mr. de KOCK. 
In reply to 210, KKR 
had a bad start with 9/2; 
but, Nitish Rana started the 
counterattack with his speedy 42. 
Though, along with Sam, the KKR captain, 
Sreyas played well but got out at his 50; 
even though, Mohsin and Marcus 
bowled well and looked MIGHTY. 
But, the war was not 
over yet, as everyone witnessed 
'Sunil Storm' and 'Rinku THUNDER'; 
but, fortune favoured LSG, as Lewis 
took an excellent catch, which is 
really a left handed BLINDER. 
So near, yet so FAR; 
but, really, well played KKR. 
LSG defended 210 runs 
just by 2 runs to 
win the MATCH; 
as on 18.05.2022, it is a thrilling 
story of one missed catch and 
one outstanding CATCH."- Arindam Sain

Monday, May 16, 2022

IF THE CIVILIANS CAN GUN DOWN ANY TERRORIST, THEN WE WILL INCLUDE THEM IN OUR MILITARY DEPARTMENT AND PROVIDE REMUNERATION !!!

"ROYAL CHIEF WARRIOR: 'We are 
searching the terrorists in each 
and every village and TOWN; 
we have given our warriors 
the order as well as freedom 
to gun them DOWN.'

HERMIT: 'It is not enough, 
we must train all our civilians 
with arms and AMMUNITION; 
if the civilians can gun down any terrorist, 
then we will include them in our military 
department and provide REMUNERATION.'

KING: 'Within 2 days, we can 
completely destroy the terrorists 
by another 'Surgical STRIKE'; 
but, there are so many enemies 
within your kingdom who are traitors, 
and that is the thing, we all DISLIKE.'

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'The terrorists 
are getting funds illegally from these 
traitors as per information from the 
department of INTELLIGENCE; 
we are tracking all their financial sources 
and transactions, an if something is fishy 
in it, then we will raid their factories 
and houses in their PRESENCE.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, May 15, 2022

RR WON BY 24 RUNS AGAINST LSG ON 15.05.2022 !!!

"Avesh succeeded in hitting the off stump 
by breaking through Jos's defensive WALL; 
41 runs in just 29 balls is indeed a 
valuable contribution by JAISWAL; 
Bishnoi got rid of another 
dangerous RR batsman, PADIKKAL; 
instead of allowing Avesh to bowl his 4th 
over, the LSG captain gave the ball to KRUNAL. 
On 15.05.2022, RR bowlers dominated 
the show to have the victory by 
24 runs as LSG ended at 154/8; 
though, one has to appreciate 
the 'Hooda Hurricane' of 59 runs 
in reply to 178."- Arindam Sain