A GLOBAL RECESSION IS COMING, SO, BE A LITTLE WISER, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, BE A SMART GUY BY BECOMING A MISER !!!

"A global recession is coming, 

so, be a little WISER; 

don't get carried away, be a 

smart guy by becoming a MISER. 

A global recession is coming to 

hit the economy of your NATION; 

so, it is better to be careful from now on, rather 

than waiting for the big shocking SENSATION. 

Not only in other nations, even in your nation, 

again some layoffs will take PLACE; 

many multinational companies will 

reduce their market penetration PACE. 

Based on the reports of the financial crisis, 

mergers and acquisitions of many 

firms will become a NECESSITY; 

daily wages may become so low 

that there will be no extra benefit by 

migrating from any village to any CITY. 

The government cannot save all the firms, 

so, those loss making firms will be SOLD; 

no one will bother to see whether 

this firm is new or OLD. 

Always remember that 

nothing is PERMANENT; 

not even any 

nation's GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain

ONCE YOU ARE OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU ARE OUT OF MY MIND !!!

"GIRL: 'As you are too friendly 

towards the girls, it is the reason why 

I am facing a tough COMPETITION; 

don't fall into the trap of drinking 

hot coffee whenever they 

give you any INVITATION.' 

BOY: 'To have full control on me, you 

should never remain out of my SIGHT; 

otherwise, you never know who is 

going to be my new girlfriend TONIGHT. 

Once you are out of my sight, 

you are out of my MIND; 

again, if you come under my sight, 

then it may take some time to REWIND.'

GIRL: 'Fine, then it is better to break up 

with you, I am no longer your GIRLFRIEND; 

today, in our sweet 

love story, it is 'The END'.'

BOY: 'You are already deleted by 

me from my romantic DATABASE; 

you tried to fool an intelligence officer, 

we know about everyone's illegal CASE. 

Someone shared CCTV footage of you 

and your new boyfriend while going 

inside a hotel room last Saturday NIGHT; 

men are smarter, you see, you are 

already clean bowled baby, goodbye, 

go away, please, no more FIGHT.'"- Arindam Sain

AN EXTRA AC MACHINE CAN BE A GREAT MOTIVATING FACTOR FOR ANY EMPLOYEE !!!

"FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'As our 

organization has achieved a good PROFIT; 

so each and every department must 

get a new AC machine, isn't IT ?'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'Good to 

see that you are becoming an 

HR manager, NOWADAYS; 

otherwise, we used to think 

that you are here to do ramp walk 

shows on FTV in those DAYS.'

FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'See, an 

extra AC machine can be a great 

motivating factor for any EMPLOYEE; 

after all, it is too hot outside in 

this summer season and there 

is a heat wave too, you SEE.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'But, by 

providing an extra big AC machine 

to each and every DEPARTMENT; 

don't try to increase the workload and 

working time, otherwise, there will be 

no motivation or ENCOURAGEMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

OH ! BABY, YOU ARE NOT ALONE; LIKE YOU, I AM ALSO IN THE HOT ZONE !!!

"Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 
like you, I am also in the hot ZONE. 

Let there be rainfall, 

let there be CYCLONE; 

come and meet me now, enough 
of talking over the mobile PHONE. 

No, no, I am not a FOOL; 

just like a cucumber, I am so COOL. 

Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 

like you, I am also in the hot ZONE. 

No matter, if there 
is heat WAVE; 
to protect and hide you, 
I know a secret CAVE. 
Let them track me with 
the help of a DRONE; 
don't worry, in many places, 
they can only find my CLONE.

Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 
like you, I am also in the hot ZONE. 

For them, love may be FORBIDDEN; 
but, true love never remains HIDDEN. 
We will write our own destiny, they are 
bound to read whatever will be WRITTEN; 
dreams of two love birds cannot be just 
shattered like this, they are bound to LISTEN.

Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 
like you, I am also in the hot ZONE. 

Some nights may look 
haunted and DARK; 
but, in our romantic heart, there 
is always a hope, always a SPARK. 
Our ship of romance 
is ready to FLOAT; 
no risk, no gain, as in my ship, there 
is neither any life jacket nor any LIFEBOAT. 

Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 
like you, I am also in the hot ZONE."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE TRAINED IN THAT MANNER ONLY BY THE BEST COMMANDOS, TO ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED !!!

"CIVILIAN: 'You guys 

are really so FEARLESS; 

even in this jungle, the wild animals 

are scared of you guys, my GOODNESS.'

COMMANDO: 'We are trained in that 

manner only by the best commandos, 

to always expect the UNEXPECTED; 

we are always vigilant 

and by us, our enemies 

are never UNDERESTIMATED.'

CIVILIAN: 'You such commandos 

of the Indian Army never feel 

tired at any SITUATION; 

during any operation, the entire 

unit assembles perfectly, so effective 

is your team COMMUNICATION.'

COMMANDO: 'Personally, I also got trained 

by 'Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangha' in 

these warfare skills since CHILDHOOD; 

also, the Indian Government is planning 

to make at least 2 years military service 

compulsory for all, which is GOOD.'"- Arindam Sain

RR WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST GT ON 16.04.2023 !!!

"On 16.04.2023, three RR 

players almost got COLLIDED; 

at last, with Wriddhiman's wicket, 

Trent Boult got REWARDED. 

Shubman Gill dominated the show 

by perfect timing while using his FEET; 

David Miller is surely coming back in 

form, as per the GT team score SHEET. 

While defending 177, Hardik sent 

back Yashasvi to the pavilion to 

give GT, the early ADVANTAGE; 

Shami bowled out Butler and 

RR team with a score of 4/2 were 

really struggling at that STAGE. 

Rashid Khan took 2 wickets but 

could not tame Sanju SAMSON; 

Sanju got out at his individual score of 60, 

but, the competitive thrilling game was still ON; 

because, as a fantastic finisher for RR, 

there came a superhero, SHIMRON; 

hence, RR won by 3 wickets and 

Mr. Hetmyer also scored half a TON."- Arindam Sain

FLAT KINTE GELE, 'POLICE VERIFICATION CERTIFICATE' DARKAR !!!

"PROMOTER: 'Ki muskil, flat 

er moddhe katogulo kaalo 

taaka porlo DHORAA; 

aar apnaara amake 

ekhane deke ene 

korchen JERAA.' 

POLICE: 'Kaalo taaka ke 

saada korbar jonno, flat 

kinchen ONEKJON; 

taai flat jeeni kinchen, 

onaar sambandhe 

sabkichu jana PRAYOJON.'

PROMOTER: 'Eta o aar ek samasya, 

Kolkata Police ja bhabhe, taar thik 

ulto ta bhabe Bangabhoomi SARKAR; 

ebaar theke prashashan toh ekdom 

karrha niyam kore dileyi paare, je flat kinte 

gele, 'Police Verification Certificate' DARKAR.'

POLICE: 'Dekhun, ei 'flat culture' e, 

keu karur khabor rakhena bolei, 

jato durnitigrasto lokjon oi flat gulo 

kei banaye taader gopon ASTAANA; 

kono para e, kono ghar e keu bharrha e 

thakle, ekta chaa er dokandar o sab 

khabor rakhe, 'para culture' e, sabaar 

khabor, khub sahaj ee jaaye JAANA.'"- Arindam Sain