DC WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST GT ON 02.05.2023 !!!

"On 02.05.2023, from the very first 

ball, Salt also felt that 'Sher Shami' is 

in a terrific mood to hunt and ROAR; 

what a 'jugalbandi' of 'Shami-Saha', and 

Saha did take one outstanding catch, 

whereas, Shami ended at 11/4. 

Aman Hakim Khan got his 

maiden fifty by sailing the boat very 

carefully while rowing UPSTREAM; 

Ripal Patel gave him good support 

and 130 runs got scored by DC TEAM. 

Khalil gave the perfect 

start that Warner WANTED; 

Hardik led from the front 

and, as usual, DOMINATED. 

Some whispers are round the 

corner about the special slower 

deliveries by Mohit SHARMA; 

but, to bowl out Vijay Shankar, 

what a beautiful delivery it 

was by Ishant SHARMA. 

Kuldeep bowled smartly 

and kept it TIGHT; 

but, Tewatia with back to back 3 

overboundaries, continued the FIGHT. 

All the efforts made by the GT 

batsmen went into VAIN; 

as at 125 runs, DC 

stopped the GT TRAIN."- Arindam Sain

THOUGH YOU ARE THE KINGMAKER, BUT, AS YOU DON'T LIKE ANY THORN, YOU NEVER SIT ON ANY THRONE !!!

"ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'You don't 

have to worry about your KARMA; 

as you have in your personality, 

the power of CHARISMA.'

A COMMON MALE PERSON: 'I believe 

in creating my destiny by efficient 

and effective EXECUTION; 

wherever possible, even with 

amateur teammates and unfavorable 

conditions, I try to bring a REVOLUTION.'

ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'During the 

battle, in the battlefield, you hardly 

show your SUPREMACY; 

but, at the end of day, you 

emerge victorious in that battle 

due to your shrewd DIPLOMACY. 

Just like 'Krishna', by your motivating 

speeches, you know how to create an 

'Arjun' for a 'Karna' in any WARZONE; 

though, you are the Kingmaker, 

but, as you don't like any thorn, 

you never sit on any THRONE. 

You have a charming personality 

with a 'Krishna EFFECT'; 

as if, you are here with 

the 'Love' virus to INFECT. 

Even if you are committed to 

a relationship, unintentionally, you 

will still slip in love, to have multiple 

relationships, if you really do RETROSPECT; 

but, in each and 

every relationship, to 

your true lovers, you must 

always give love and RESPECT.'

A COMMON MALE PERSON: 'My goodness, 

not only in gymnastics, the Russian girls 

are also, really so good at ESPIONAGE; 

join our Indian intelligence bureau 

department, don't worry, you can 

remain underground at any STAGE.'

ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'Rather, 

I request you to become a devotee 

of 'Shri Krishna', after all, without pure 

love, the human life is MEANINGLESS; 

by dancing while chanting, 

'Hare Krishna, Hare Rama', you 

will really find the ultimate 

peace and HAPPINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

GORU CHOR ETODIN DHORE KORECHE ONEKGULO GORU CHURI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Goru chor etodin dhore 

koreche onekgulo goru CHURI; 

taai parakkhobhabe bolte chaiche je 

ekmatro ei goru churi tei royeche BAHADURI.'

BABOOL: 'Ki aar bolbo, e byata 

emon ee ekta behaaya BABA; 

je taar jonnyo, taar meye r ghaarrhe ese 

poreche kendriyo goyenda sanshta r THAABA.'

BABLA: 'Nehaat saamne nirbachan ache, 

taai rekheche putul er mato SAAJIYE; 

jei nirbachan e jeete jaabe, omni baar 

kore debe, dhaak dhol BAAJIYE.' 

BALA: 'Aar ekta dal, seyi Netaji Subhash 

theke Pranab Mukherjee parjyonto, 

chirokal 'Bangaali Bidweshi' ee ROILO; 

eder ee ekta ukeel er jonnyo, ekjon sat 

ebong sahosi bicharpati r theke 

katogulo case sorano HOLO.'"- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 30.04.2023 !!!

"What a style by RR's Yashasvi 

Jaiswal to get out of a bad PATCH; 

in just 62 balls, he scored 124 runs 

against MI in IPL's 1000th MATCH. 

At the other end, the 

wickets were FALLING; 

but, Yasasvi kept on conquering 

just like a Royal Rajput KING. 

Sandeep Sharma dismissed 

MI's Hitman with such a slower 

delivery we have rarely SEEN; 

Ravichandran Ashwin created a 

record by taking the wicket of the 

dangerous batsman, Cameron GREEN. 

Suryakumar Yadav 

had to depart at his 

individual score of 55; 

due to a sensational catch 

taken by Sandeep Sharma by 

going for a fantastic DIVE. 

It was Tim David for MI 

on 30.04.2023, who alone 

turned the game completely 

into MI's FAVOUR; 

MI chased down 212 runs to win by 

6 wickets and everyone enjoyed the 

Australian's champion style of last 

moment 'Finishing FLAVOUR'."- Arindam Sain

PBKS WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 30.04.2023 !!!

"Watching the batting of 

Conway and Gaikwad is not 

only an ENTERTAINMENT; 

but also a lesson for 

young cricketers on 'perfect 

timing and PLACEMENT'. 

CSK's run rate of 10 runs per over got 

reduced, when Moeen was batting 

along with Conway who remained 

unbeaten with 8 runs short of a 100; 

but, due to two back to back 

overboundaries by MS Dhoni in 

the last 2 balls on 30.04.2023, 

CSK managed to score 200. 

The impact player of PBKS, Prabhsimran 

Singh did make an IMPACT; 

but, Jadeja often strikes back at the 

right time for CSK, which is indeed a FACT. 

Livingstone came in to dominate in 

style as if he was saying, 'here I AM';  

the 'Malinga style' bowler, Matheesha 

Pathirana beautifully bowled out SAM. 

Jitesh got out, as the catch was taken by 

the substitute fielder who did slip but his 

foot didn't touch the boundary ROPE; 

the all rounder of the Zimbabwe team, 

Sikandar Raza was still at the crease, 

and that's why, PBKS still had some HOPE. 

In the last ball, Sikandar Raza took 

3 runs to conquer the CSK FORT; 

PBKS won by 4 wickets and it was 

indeed a terrific team EFFORT."- Arindam Sain

OI DAL ER, PRATHAM SAARITE CHOLE ESECHE SAB CHOR, DAKAAT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ekta dal er gopon 

bhotabhuti tei jodi erokom 

ballot baaksho loot HOY; 

tahole asonno panchayat 

nirbachan e je ki hobe, se toh bojhai 

jacche, eta toh baro chinta r BISHOY.'

BABOOL: 'Oi dal er, pratham saarite 

chole eseche sab chor, DAKAAT; 

taai ekhan dheere dheere pooro 

dal taai hoye jacche KUPOKAAT.'

BABLA: 'Jaar rajneeti r 

kono obhigyyota ee nei, 

se naaki aanbe 'NABAJOYAAR'; 

odike uttarbanga teh, police 

gulo oi garib niriho maanush 

der ke jano bhabhe JANOYAAR.'

BALA: 'Ebaar e jekhane thikthak 

bhabhe hobe NIRBACHAN; 

mon e toh hoyna, je, jeet teh 

paarbe sei sab AASAN.'"- Arindam Sain

JOH BANK SE UDHAR LENE KE BAAD, EMI NA BHARE, USKA JEENA KAR DO HARAAM !!!

"Joh bank se udhar lene ke baad, EMI 

na bhare, uska jeena kar do HARAAM; 

beijjat karo saale ko, 

ekdum din dahare SAREAAM; 

poore mohalle 

mein kar do 

uska BADNAAM; 

chorna nahi hai usko, poora ek 

toli bana ke, peeche hee padh 

jaao uske, subah se le ke SHAAM. 

Pata karo kaun si 

bar mein jaata hain 

peene ke liye JAAM; 

wahaan bhi poora wasooli ka toli le 

ke jaao, aur woh sharaabi ko itna gaali 

do, ki woh bhool jaaye apna NAAM. 

Phir bhi agar EMI ka paisa na de, 

toh aagle subah, pouch jaao poora 

wasooli ka toli le ke, aur karo uske 

gharwalon ko pehle PRANAAM; 

phir bhi agar paisa na de, toh baithe 

raho uske ghar ke saamne, kanooni 

suchana patra chipka do deewar mein, 

aab dekho kya hota hain ANJAAM. 

Thik isi tarah private bank wale 

karte hain wasooli, isiliye private 

bank o ki vyapar mein hoti 

hain itna MUNAFA; 

sarkari bank o se liya huya 

udhar agar jyada kharab ho jaayega, 

toh 2025 saal mein mil jayegi sab ko 

bank nijikaran ka anokha TOHFA. 

Kahaan paisa chupa ke rakhoge, ek 

AADHAAR card number maarne se 

hee sab account number mil JAAYEGA; 

jab ush bank ke bachat khata se, ish bank 

ke udhar khata pe paisa chala jayega, tab 

yeh sab log, gali ke kutte ki tarah ROYEGA. 

Samay hain abhi bhi, sambhal jaao bacche 

log, kyon ki sabhi bank o mein aanewala 

hain, yeh private bank jaisa MAAHOL; 

aur agar aap har baar sahi samay pe, udhar 

chukta karte hain, toh koi bhi bank ke liye 

aap ho jaaoge ekdum ANMOL."- Arindam Sain