Thursday, May 4, 2023

KKR WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 04.05.2023 !!!

"KKR decided to bat first, but, within 
2 overs, 2 wickets fell due to JANSEN; 
Rana roared and scored 42 runs 
after coming out of the DEN. 
If in this KKR team, you can 
completely rely on SOMEONE; 
then it is Rinku Singh, due to whose 
46 runs, KKR managed to score 171. 
KKR bowlers gave a perfect start, 
to dismiss Abhishek Sharma, what 
dive it was by Andre RUSSELL; 
in an over, Rahul Tripathi did give 
a tough challenge to Andre, but, 
in that over only, his wicket FELL. 
Anukul Roy knew what an 
important wicket he TOOK; 
because, the name of that 
SRH batsman is Harry BROOK. 
Klaasen and Markram were really 
steering the match in favour of 
SRH by playing sensible CRICKET; 
but, the scenario of the match on 
04.05.2023 suddenly changed when 
KKR got each of their WICKET. 
To the SRH fans, 
Abdul Samad still 
gave some HOPE; 
but, KKR won by 5 runs, as to score 
more runs against Chakravarthy, 
there is very little SCOPE."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

DC WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST GT ON 02.05.2023 !!!

"On 02.05.2023, from the very first 
ball, Salt also felt that 'Sher Shami' is 
in a terrific mood to hunt and ROAR; 
what a 'jugalbandi' of 'Shami-Saha', and 
Saha did take one outstanding catch, 
whereas, Shami ended at 11/4. 
Aman Hakim Khan got his 
maiden fifty by sailing the boat very 
carefully while rowing UPSTREAM; 
Ripal Patel gave him good support 
and 130 runs got scored by DC TEAM. 
Khalil gave the perfect 
start that Warner WANTED; 
Hardik led from the front 
and, as usual, DOMINATED. 
Some whispers are round the 
corner about the special slower 
deliveries by Mohit SHARMA; 
but, to bowl out Vijay Shankar, 
what a beautiful delivery it 
was by Ishant SHARMA. 
Kuldeep bowled smartly 
and kept it TIGHT; 
but, Tewatia with back to back 3 
overboundaries, continued the FIGHT. 
All the efforts made by the GT 
batsmen went into VAIN; 
as at 125 runs, DC 
stopped the GT TRAIN."- Arindam Sain

THOUGH YOU ARE THE KINGMAKER, BUT, AS YOU DON'T LIKE ANY THORN, YOU NEVER SIT ON ANY THRONE !!!

"ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'You don't 
have to worry about your KARMA; 
as you have in your personality, 
the power of CHARISMA.'

A COMMON MALE PERSON: 'I believe 
in creating my destiny by efficient 
and effective EXECUTION; 
wherever possible, even with 
amateur teammates and unfavorable 
conditions, I try to bring a REVOLUTION.'

ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'During the 
battle, in the battlefield, you hardly 
show your SUPREMACY; 
but, at the end of day, you 
emerge victorious in that battle 
due to your shrewd DIPLOMACY. 
Just like 'Krishna', by your motivating 
speeches, you know how to create an 
'Arjun' for a 'Karna' in any WARZONE; 
though, you are the Kingmaker, 
but, as you don't like any thorn, 
you never sit on any THRONE. 
You have a charming personality 
with a 'Krishna EFFECT'; 
as if, you are here with 
the 'Love' virus to INFECT. 
Even if you are committed to 
a relationship, unintentionally, you 
will still slip in love, to have multiple 
relationships, if you really do RETROSPECT; 
but, in each and 
every relationship, to 
your true lovers, you must 
always give love and RESPECT.'

A COMMON MALE PERSON: 'My goodness, 
not only in gymnastics, the Russian girls 
are also, really so good at ESPIONAGE; 
join our Indian intelligence bureau 
department, don't worry, you can 
remain underground at any STAGE.'

ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'Rather, 
I request you to become a devotee 
of 'Shri Krishna', after all, without pure 
love, the human life is MEANINGLESS; 
by dancing while chanting, 
'Hare Krishna, Hare Rama', you 
will really find the ultimate 
peace and HAPPINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, May 1, 2023

GORU CHOR ETODIN DHORE KORECHE ONEKGULO GORU CHURI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Goru chor etodin dhore 
koreche onekgulo goru CHURI; 
taai parakkhobhabe bolte chaiche je 
ekmatro ei goru churi tei royeche BAHADURI.'

BABOOL: 'Ki aar bolbo, e byata 
emon ee ekta behaaya BABA; 
je taar jonnyo, taar meye r ghaarrhe ese 
poreche kendriyo goyenda sanshta r THAABA.'

BABLA: 'Nehaat saamne nirbachan ache, 
taai rekheche putul er mato SAAJIYE; 
jei nirbachan e jeete jaabe, omni baar 
kore debe, dhaak dhol BAAJIYE.' 

BALA: 'Aar ekta dal, seyi Netaji Subhash 
theke Pranab Mukherjee parjyonto, 
chirokal 'Bangaali Bidweshi' ee ROILO; 
eder ee ekta ukeel er jonnyo, ekjon sat 
ebong sahosi bicharpati r theke 
katogulo case sorano HOLO.'"- Arindam Sain


Sunday, April 30, 2023

MI WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 30.04.2023 !!!

"What a style by RR's Yashasvi 
Jaiswal to get out of a bad PATCH; 
in just 62 balls, he scored 124 runs 
against MI in IPL's 1000th MATCH. 
At the other end, the 
wickets were FALLING; 
but, Yasasvi kept on conquering 
just like a Royal Rajput KING. 
Sandeep Sharma dismissed 
MI's Hitman with such a slower 
delivery we have rarely SEEN; 
Ravichandran Ashwin created 
record by taking the wicket of the 
dangerous batsman, Cameron GREEN. 
Suryakumar Yadav 
had to depart at his 
individual score of 55; 
due to a sensational catch 
taken by Sandeep Sharma by 
going for a fantastic DIVE. 
It was Tim David for MI 
on 30.04.2023, who alone 
turned the game completely 
into MI's FAVOUR; 
MI chased down 212 runs to win by 
6 wickets and everyone enjoyed the 
Australian's champion style of last 
moment 'Finishing FLAVOUR'."- Arindam Sain

PBKS WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 30.04.2023 !!!

"Watching the batting of 
Conway and Gaikwad is not 
only an ENTERTAINMENT; 
but also a lesson for 
young cricketers on 'perfect 
timing and PLACEMENT'. 
CSK's run rate of 10 runs per over got 
reduced, when Moeen was batting 
along with Conway who remained 
unbeaten with 8 runs short of a 100; 
but, due to two back to back 
overboundaries by MS Dhoni in 
the last 2 balls on 30.04.2023, 
CSK managed to score 200. 
The impact player of PBKS, Prabhsimran 
Singh did make an IMPACT; 
but, Jadeja often strikes back at the 
right time for CSK, which is indeed a FACT. 
Livingstone came in to dominate in 
style as if he was saying, 'here I AM';  
the 'Malinga style' bowler, Matheesha 
Pathirana beautifully bowled out SAM. 
Jitesh got out, as the catch was taken by 
the substitute fielder who did slip but his 
foot didn't touch the boundary ROPE; 
the all rounder of the Zimbabwe team, 
Sikandar Raza was still at the crease, 
and that's why, PBKS still had some HOPE. 
In the last ball, Sikandar Raza took 
3 runs to conquer the CSK FORT; 
PBKS won by 4 wickets and it was 
indeed a terrific team EFFORT."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, April 29, 2023

OI DAL ER, PRATHAM SAARITE CHOLE ESECHE SAB CHOR, DAKAAT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ekta dal er gopon 
bhotabhuti tei jodi erokom 
ballot baaksho loot HOY; 
tahole asonno panchayat 
nirbachan e je ki hobe, se toh bojhai 
jacche, eta toh baro chinta r BISHOY.'

BABOOL: 'Oi dal er, pratham saarite 
chole eseche sab chor, DAKAAT; 
taai ekhan dheere dheere pooro 
dal taai hoye jacche KUPOKAAT.'

BABLA: 'Jaar rajneeti r 
kono obhigyyota ee nei, 
se naaki aanbe 'NABAJOYAAR'; 
odike uttarbanga teh, police 
gulo oi garib niriho maanush 
der ke jano bhabhe JANOYAAR.'

BALA: 'Ebaar e jekhane thikthak 
bhabhe hobe NIRBACHAN; 
mon e toh hoyna, je, jeet teh 
paarbe sei sab AASAN.'"- Arindam Sain