GT WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 21.05.2023 !!!

"On 21.05.2023, for RCB, it was 

like a Quarter Final MATCH; 

Noor got rid of Faf as Saha's right 

pad helped Tewatia to take the CATCH. 

Rashid Khan bowled 

out Glenn MAXWELL; 

26 valuable runs were 

contributed by BRACEWELL. 

Noor was quite 

impressive with the BALL; 

but, at one end with an unbeaten 

knock of 101, Virat stood TALL. 

Wriddhiman Saha 

failed to DELIVER; 

but, for Shubman, it 

was 'never say NEVER'. 

The way Mr. Gill batted today, 

GT team hardly felt any FEAR; 

as if the score of 

197 runs looked so NEAR. 

A superb six in the last ball, wow, 

what a style to finish the GAME; 

GT won by 6 wickets, always 

remember, Shubman Gill is his NAME. 

MI fans are happy and said, 

'104 run kar ke Shubman GILL; 

laakhon RCB fan 

ka todh diya DIL.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI IS BECOMING NOTORIOUS WORLDWIDE FOR EACH AND EVERY SECRET BOMB FACTORY !!!

"NON-BENGALI INDUSTRIALIST: 

'What industry you guys are 

having in West BENGAL; 

we need to know, because, every year, 

just one month before the 'Bengal 

Summit', we get an invitation CALL.'

BENGALI JOURNALIST: 'Before 

investing in Bangabhoomi, 

always think THRICE; 

because the only 

industries are 'Vegetable 

Cutlet' and 'Puffed RICE'.'

NON-BENGALI INDUSTRIALIST: 'All 

those bloody politicians did not allow the 

great living legend, 'Ratan Tata' to start 

'Tata Nano' factory on West Bengal SOIL; 

also, there has been no improvement 

in Nandigram and Singur, rather, the 

entire socio-economic condition of 

West Bengal is in great TURMOIL.'

BENGALI JOURNALIST: 'If you are an 

anti-social or a terrorist or a mafia, then, 

for you, there can be no sad STORY; 

as Bangabhoomi is becoming 

notorious worldwide for each and 

every secret bomb FACTORY.'"- Arindam Sain

FNAASH HOYE GACHE SAB DURNITI, BERIE PORECHE KANKAAL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Fnaash hoye gache sab 

durniti, berie poreche KANKAAL; 

khub ee tatpar dekhchi, jaate taratari 

saaf hoye jaaye sab JANJAAL. 

Saangbaadik der saamne taai, 

ki sab bole jacche BHOOLBHAAL; 

ektu kathin prashno korlei, bole uthche, sab 

ee sharajantra, sab ee birodhi der CHAAL.'

BABOOL: '36000 chakri je galo, 

eta toh rajya sarkar er ee niyog 

paddhati r GAAFILOTI; 

jogyo der toh chakri dilo ee 

naa, abaar ajogyo der o 

koreche marattok KHOTI.'

BABLA: 'Je madhyamik, uccha madhyamik, 

snaatak ebong pratiyogitamulak likhito 

parikkha e pelo matro 45% number, se ki 

kore interview tei peye gelo, 10 number e 9; 

aar je madhyamik, uccha madhyamik, snaatak 

ebong pratiyogitamulak likhito parikkha e 

pelo 75% number, se pelo 10 number e 

3.5, egulo ke ki kore boli, je durniti NOY. '

BALA: 'Ei mudrasfiti r bazaar e, jekhane 

onyanno rajyagulo, ei 'Maharghya 

Bhaata' ke daye OGRADHIKAAR; 

sekhane ei rajya sarkar bolche, je 

'Maharghya Bhaata' naaki sudhumatro 

ekti bikalpo, noy kono ADHIKAAR. 

Matha r chul theke paa er 

nakh obdi, sab kota ee 

hoye gache BEKAAR; 

onek bachor sahyo kora hoye galo 

bhai, ebaar ei ashikkito durnitigrasto 

lokgulo ke nei aar DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 14.05.2023 !!!

"For KKR, it was a must-win match 

on 14.05.2023, and they were READY; 

the start by CSK openers 

looked quite STEADY. 

Chakravarthy could have also 

got Conway, as it was indeed a 

good 'leg before wicket' APPEAL; 

but, CSK team felt wounded as 

Chakravarthy took 2 quick wickets, so, 

Conway had to take his time to HEAL. 

Shardul got the wicket of Conway 

when his score was 30; 

once again, Shivam Dube 

proved himself MIGHTY. 

Ambati got bowled out by 

Sunil, because without seeing 

the ball, he just swung the BAT; 

Mr. Narine also bowled out 

Moeen Ali, as if he was back again 

in the hunting ground like a wild CAT. 

Gurbaz got out as Tushar Deshpande 

took a good catch at the boundary line 

and kept his control while RUNNING; 

though, CSK scored only 144, but, in a 

slowish pitch, Deepak Chahar took 3 wickets 

to prove himself as a bowler who is CUNNING. 

A strong player like Rinku in the 

middle order of the Indian team 

can be an added ADVANTAGE; 

as if Rinku and Rana were competing 

with each other about who will score a half 

century first, while continuing the RAMPAGE. 

Nitish Rana led from the front 

and remained unbeaten at 57; 

KKR won against CSK by 6 wickets after 

finishing their innings at 147."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST PBKS ON 08.05.2023 !!!

"For KKR, inclusion of Vaibhav 

as an opening bowler is 

indeed a bad SELECTION; 

but, it was a fantastic day for Gurbaz 

as he reacted very quickly to take 

four good catches with PERFECTION. 

Shikhar with a slowish strike 

rate gave the spectators, the 

much desired ENTERTAINMENT; 

whereas Chakravarthy knows 

how to take wickets even by 

doing any type of EXPERIMENT. 

PBKS tailenders targeted the KKR 

pace bowlers and raced to 179; 

Sunil Narine is losing his wicket 

taking ability, though conceded just 29. 

Jason as an impact player did his 

job to provide the early MOMENTUM; 

Rana scored 51 by hitting the ball through 

the gaps at Eden Gardens STADIUM. 

PBKS were in a dominating position but, 

for them, Andre's batting was hitting 

them as if they were facing a 'TYPHOON'; 

the thrilling drama continued till the last ball 

of the match, as if Arshdeep was saying, 

'you guys are not going to win it so SOON'. 

Russell had to depart despite 

making a desperate dive as 

Arshdeep made a direct HIT; 

KKR won by 5 wickets on 08.05.2023, as 

Rinku's heroic batting performance in the 

last over is once again so SUPERHIT"- Arindam Sain

JHARH JE DHEYE AASCHE KAKA; KEU BOLCHE, 'MOCHA', KEU BOLCHE 'MOKA' !!!

"BHAIPO: 'Jharh je dheye aasche KAKA; 

keu bolche 'Mocha', keu bolche 'MOKA'.'

KAKA: 'Sebaar 'Amphan' jharh e kato 

khhoti holo, kintu kono khotipuran ee 

dilene ko, oi saala r byata, 'SAALA'; 

aar jatosab mithye pratisruti aar 

uskanimulak baktabya emon chechiye 

bolbe, je hoye jaaye kaan JHALAPALA.'

BHAIPO: 'Oi 'Amphan' jharh er por 

adou ki taara kono khotipuran peyeche, 

jaara chilo satyikaar er KHOTIGRASTO; 

mon e toh hoyna, teerpal churi korte o 

baad rakheni era, 'Bargi elo desh e', 

bote, era eto tai DURNITIGRASTO.'

KAKA: 'Tobe 'Yemen' desh er naam 

deowa ei jharh toh nirbachan er 

aage aasche, sabai bhorpur paabe 

khotipuran, eta ee toh RAJNEETI;

ora mon e, mon e bolbe, 'tomraa ja 

chaao, die dicchi, sudhu vote ta die 

dilei hobe, jaate aabaar paanch bachor 

dhore korte paari, byapok DURNITI''"- Arindam Sain

GT WON BY 56 RUNS AGAINST LSG ON 07.05.2023 !!!

"On 07.05.2023, what delivery to bowl 

to tame Wriddhiman Saha, the LSG 

bowlers were unable to UNDERSTAND; 

the GT openers, Wriddhiman Saha and 

Shubman Gill fully dominated the show 

to put up the 142 runs partnership STAND. 

Wriddhiman scored 81 and 

Shubman remained unbeaten 

with just 6 runs short of a TON; 

it was indeed a good reply 

too by the LSG openers 

Mayers and QUINTON. 

Not only did Rashid Khan 

dismiss de Kock, a dangerous 

player of the MATCH; 

but, also to dismiss Mayers, 

Mr. Rashid Khan took a 

sensational sliding CATCH. 

Mohit Sharma, as usual, is an 

expert in pace VARIATION; 

and his bowling figure of 29/4 deserves 

a round of applause and APPRECIATION. 

GT defended their 

massive score of 227; 

and won by 56 runs, as 

LSG ended at 171/7."- Arindam Sain