OI RAASTA GHAT E, 'CHOR', 'CHOR' AOWAAZ SHONA EKTA CHOR ER SATHE BIYE DIYE OR JEEBAN KORTE PARBO NA NASTO !!!

NANDALAL: 'Chele amar 

ekdom khnaati chele, whisky 

gele na khub ekta BESHI; 

oi cigarette er sathe Rum 

ektu adhtu chekhe dakhe, 

jakhan hoy sardi KAASHI. 

Ekta rajnoitik dal er sahajogita e, 

ekta baaji karkhana tairi koreche, 

eksaathe kato shramik banaye BAAJI; 

erokom sona r tukro chele aar paaben 

na kothao, kobe biye r din thik korbo, 

apnar choto meye toh hoyei jaabe RAAJI.'

NONIGOPAL: 'O, apnaar 

chele tahole oi rajnoitik 

dal er sathe JUKTO; 

jeh konodin toh tahole emon 

hobe bisforon, je sab shramik 

hoye jaabe prithibi theke MUKTO. 

Amar baro meye r 

swami r toh chakri taa 

ee hoye galo BAATIL; 

bodhoy saada khaata ee diyechilo 

jomaa, 16 lakh taaka diye hoyto 

chakri ta korechilo HAASIL.'

NANDALAL: 'Ekdum chinta korben 

na, aapni hoyto jaanen na, jeh, dada 

aar didi r hoy gopon BAITHAK; 

'Kendra ta tomar, rajya ta amar', 

sadharan maanush sudhu upalabdhi korbe, 

jeh, chanachur ta ektu jhaal, ektu TAK. 

NRC aar CAA naa hotey dilei toh holo,

byaash, jatokhushi dhukuk Bangladesh 

theke, periye oi knaata taar er BYARRHA; 

nirbachan er aage ektu bilaati madh, 

suswaadu maangsho aar ek hazaar taaka 

dilei toh era hoye jaaye BHNYARRHA.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Kono garib 

madhyabitto ghar e, meye r 

biye debo, taao BHALO; 

apnaar chele r sathe biye debo 

na, kaaron or uparjan er shingha 

bhaag taaka ee toh KAALO. 

Kono sat, garib madhyabitto 

chele r ghar e giye naa hoy 

meye amaar korbe ektu KASTO; 

kintu oi raasta ghat e 'chor', 'chor' aowaaz 

shona ekta chor er saathe biye diye, or 

jeeban korte parbo na NASTO.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK QUALIFIED TO PLAY THE FINAL MATCH BY DEFEATING GT BY 15 RUNS ON 23.05.2023 !!!

"Ruturaj Gaikwad got a second 

chance due to the umpire's CALL; 

that Darshan Nalkande has 

bowled a 'NO BALL'. 

CSK openers contributed 100 runs 

together, as they both are in 

form and so well SET; 

again the ball went towards Shubman Gill 

and this time, in the case of Ajinkya Rahane, the 

bowler, Darshan Nalkande got a WICKET. 

What a delivery by Shami to 

bowled out Jadeja who scored 22; 

Dhoni failed to contribute, but, still, CSK 

managed to put up a decent score of 172. 

Deepak Chahar got rid of Wriddhiman 

Saha as his bowling line and length 

has been so perfect and TIGHT; 

Hardik Pandya came in 

with an aggressive mindset 

but could score only 8. 

Dhoni utilized 

Theekshana quite WELL; 

due to Theekshana, the 

wicket of Tewatia also FELL.  

The 'Jadeja Vs Gill' battle looked 

so interesting where Jadeja 

finished his bowling figure at 18/2; 

Deepak Chahar had the 

last laugh by getting the wicket 

of Shubman who scored 42. 

Never underestimate 

that talented AFGHAN; 

as he scored a quick 30 runs, 

after all, he is Rashid KHAN. 

Tushar Deshpande bowled 

as per his captain's PLAN; 

and indeed got rid of 

Rashid Khan, the danger MAN. 

It was too late for GT as 

Noor remained unbeaten at 7; 

CSK qualified to play the final match as 

GT got bowled out at 157."- Arindam Sain

GT WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 21.05.2023 !!!

"On 21.05.2023, for RCB, it was 

like a Quarter Final MATCH; 

Noor got rid of Faf as Saha's right 

pad helped Tewatia to take the CATCH. 

Rashid Khan bowled 

out Glenn MAXWELL; 

26 valuable runs were 

contributed by BRACEWELL. 

Noor was quite 

impressive with the BALL; 

but, at one end with an unbeaten 

knock of 101, Virat stood TALL. 

Wriddhiman Saha 

failed to DELIVER; 

but, for Shubman, it 

was 'never say NEVER'. 

The way Mr. Gill batted today, 

GT team hardly felt any FEAR; 

as if the score of 

197 runs looked so NEAR. 

A superb six in the last ball, wow, 

what a style to finish the GAME; 

GT won by 6 wickets, always 

remember, Shubman Gill is his NAME. 

MI fans are happy and said, 

'104 run kar ke Shubman GILL; 

laakhon RCB fan 

ka todh diya DIL.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI IS BECOMING NOTORIOUS WORLDWIDE FOR EACH AND EVERY SECRET BOMB FACTORY !!!

"NON-BENGALI INDUSTRIALIST: 

'What industry you guys are 

having in West BENGAL; 

we need to know, because, every year, 

just one month before the 'Bengal 

Summit', we get an invitation CALL.'

BENGALI JOURNALIST: 'Before 

investing in Bangabhoomi, 

always think THRICE; 

because the only 

industries are 'Vegetable 

Cutlet' and 'Puffed RICE'.'

NON-BENGALI INDUSTRIALIST: 'All 

those bloody politicians did not allow the 

great living legend, 'Ratan Tata' to start 

'Tata Nano' factory on West Bengal SOIL; 

also, there has been no improvement 

in Nandigram and Singur, rather, the 

entire socio-economic condition of 

West Bengal is in great TURMOIL.'

BENGALI JOURNALIST: 'If you are an 

anti-social or a terrorist or a mafia, then, 

for you, there can be no sad STORY; 

as Bangabhoomi is becoming 

notorious worldwide for each and 

every secret bomb FACTORY.'"- Arindam Sain

FNAASH HOYE GACHE SAB DURNITI, BERIE PORECHE KANKAAL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Fnaash hoye gache sab 

durniti, berie poreche KANKAAL; 

khub ee tatpar dekhchi, jaate taratari 

saaf hoye jaaye sab JANJAAL. 

Saangbaadik der saamne taai, 

ki sab bole jacche BHOOLBHAAL; 

ektu kathin prashno korlei, bole uthche, sab 

ee sharajantra, sab ee birodhi der CHAAL.'

BABOOL: '36000 chakri je galo, 

eta toh rajya sarkar er ee niyog 

paddhati r GAAFILOTI; 

jogyo der toh chakri dilo ee 

naa, abaar ajogyo der o 

koreche marattok KHOTI.'

BABLA: 'Je madhyamik, uccha madhyamik, 

snaatak ebong pratiyogitamulak likhito 

parikkha e pelo matro 45% number, se ki 

kore interview tei peye gelo, 10 number e 9; 

aar je madhyamik, uccha madhyamik, snaatak 

ebong pratiyogitamulak likhito parikkha e 

pelo 75% number, se pelo 10 number e 

3.5, egulo ke ki kore boli, je durniti NOY. '

BALA: 'Ei mudrasfiti r bazaar e, jekhane 

onyanno rajyagulo, ei 'Maharghya 

Bhaata' ke daye OGRADHIKAAR; 

sekhane ei rajya sarkar bolche, je 

'Maharghya Bhaata' naaki sudhumatro 

ekti bikalpo, noy kono ADHIKAAR. 

Matha r chul theke paa er 

nakh obdi, sab kota ee 

hoye gache BEKAAR; 

onek bachor sahyo kora hoye galo 

bhai, ebaar ei ashikkito durnitigrasto 

lokgulo ke nei aar DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 14.05.2023 !!!

"For KKR, it was a must-win match 

on 14.05.2023, and they were READY; 

the start by CSK openers 

looked quite STEADY. 

Chakravarthy could have also 

got Conway, as it was indeed a 

good 'leg before wicket' APPEAL; 

but, CSK team felt wounded as 

Chakravarthy took 2 quick wickets, so, 

Conway had to take his time to HEAL. 

Shardul got the wicket of Conway 

when his score was 30; 

once again, Shivam Dube 

proved himself MIGHTY. 

Ambati got bowled out by 

Sunil, because without seeing 

the ball, he just swung the BAT; 

Mr. Narine also bowled out 

Moeen Ali, as if he was back again 

in the hunting ground like a wild CAT. 

Gurbaz got out as Tushar Deshpande 

took a good catch at the boundary line 

and kept his control while RUNNING; 

though, CSK scored only 144, but, in a 

slowish pitch, Deepak Chahar took 3 wickets 

to prove himself as a bowler who is CUNNING. 

A strong player like Rinku in the 

middle order of the Indian team 

can be an added ADVANTAGE; 

as if Rinku and Rana were competing 

with each other about who will score a half 

century first, while continuing the RAMPAGE. 

Nitish Rana led from the front 

and remained unbeaten at 57; 

KKR won against CSK by 6 wickets after 

finishing their innings at 147."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST PBKS ON 08.05.2023 !!!

"For KKR, inclusion of Vaibhav 

as an opening bowler is 

indeed a bad SELECTION; 

but, it was a fantastic day for Gurbaz 

as he reacted very quickly to take 

four good catches with PERFECTION. 

Shikhar with a slowish strike 

rate gave the spectators, the 

much desired ENTERTAINMENT; 

whereas Chakravarthy knows 

how to take wickets even by 

doing any type of EXPERIMENT. 

PBKS tailenders targeted the KKR 

pace bowlers and raced to 179; 

Sunil Narine is losing his wicket 

taking ability, though conceded just 29. 

Jason as an impact player did his 

job to provide the early MOMENTUM; 

Rana scored 51 by hitting the ball through 

the gaps at Eden Gardens STADIUM. 

PBKS were in a dominating position but, 

for them, Andre's batting was hitting 

them as if they were facing a 'TYPHOON'; 

the thrilling drama continued till the last ball 

of the match, as if Arshdeep was saying, 

'you guys are not going to win it so SOON'. 

Russell had to depart despite 

making a desperate dive as 

Arshdeep made a direct HIT; 

KKR won by 5 wickets on 08.05.2023, as 

Rinku's heroic batting performance in the 

last over is once again so SUPERHIT"- Arindam Sain