BERHAMPORE KE EKDOM EKTA ALAADA ZILLA HISEBE GHOSONA KORA UCHIT !!!

"Bosiya Bhagirathi r 
nadi r TEERE,
dekhitechi maajhi taa re, nouka 
baaiya loiya jaaye dheere DHEERE.
Berhampore er bridge khub ekta 
baro noye, hnetei jaowaa jaaye 
epaar theke OPAAR, 
tobu o kichu lok 
ekhano pachondo kore, 
korite kheya PARAPAAR.
Berhampore sahar e, ki raat 
ki din, toto baa rickshaw 
konodin ee thaakena BANDHO,
tobe oi Berhampore station er 
kaache, ekhano paaowa jaaye 
katogulo laash er pocha GANDHO.
Berhampore er ek dike 
ektu Nawabi thaat, toh aar ek 
dike Brahman der aabhijaatyo r 
chhaap ekhano BARTAMAN;
Berhampore ke ekdom ekta alaada 
zilla hisebe ghosona kora uchit, tobei 

Berhampore er aadi baasinda der 
deowa hobe upojukto SAMMAN.
Jiaganj Rail Station er saathe rail 
line er madhyam e, Azimganj Rail 
Station ke jure dileyi HOLO;
taarpor aar ki, ekdum Berhampore er 
opor diye Sealdah-Shillong Express 
train e chepe ghurte CHALO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED WEST INDIES BY 200 RUNS ON 01.08.2023 TO WIN THE 3 MATCH SERIES BY 2-1 !!!

"On 01.08.2023, Ishan Kishan 
showed as an opener, what 
aggressiveness is all ABOUT,
Sanju Samson showed his 
aggression when after Ishan's 
departure, Ruturaj also got OUT.
Shubman Gill's performance
is too CONSISTENT, 
to boost the confidence 
level at the Indian TENT. 
Due to 'Hardik Hurricane', 
India stormed to 351/5,
Shubman Gill is the highest
contributor with his knock of 85.
By taking 3 early 
wickets, Mukesh Kumar 
emerged as a MONSTER,
Shardul and Jaydev also took 
wickets and for West Indies, at a 
score of 50/6, it was really a DISASTER.
Alick Athanaze got bowled out by 
Kuldeep, when his score was 32, 
and Kuldeep finished his 
bowling figure at 25/2. 
Shardul Thakur broke the 
dangerous tailenders PARTNERSHIP, 
and also earned 4 valuable 
wickets through his HARDSHIP.
India won by 200 runs to win 
the 3 match series by 2-1, 
as West Indies got 
bowled out at 151."- Arindam Sain

SE JE BANGLADESH ER BIKHYATO BHIKHARINI, TAAKE JE AAMRA KHUB BHALO KORE CHINI !!!

"MAMA: 'Se je Bangladesh 
er bikhyato BHIKHARINI,
taake je aamra khub 
bhalo kore CHINI.
Nehaat amader 
haath paa BNADHAA,
noile ei rahasya ta toh 
khub ee sahaj DHNADHAA.'

BHAAGNE: 'Baccha ta je kaar chilo, 
seyi niye chaa er dokaane adda 
maarchilo lokjon, bose BOSE;
jaai hok seshmesh kichu ekta 
uttar se diyechilo, onek kichu bhebe 
aar onek rakam anko KOSHE.
Kano je tobu bheto Bangaali 
gulo, egulo keyi maatha e 
tule naache ki JAANI, 
noile ki aar eto lokjon thokiye, 
eto sampatti taairi kore, hote 
paarto dakaat der RANI.'"- Arindam Sain

CHOR SANDEHE KORECHE BIBASTRA; AASOL CHOR PELE BODHOY CHALIYEYI DITO ASTRA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Chor sandehe 
koreche BIBASTRA; 
aasol chor pele bodhoy 
chaliyeyi dito ASTRA.'

BABOOL: 'Pass fail 
neyi, taai nei seyi 
shikkagato JOGYOTA, 
lajja e maatha hneth hoye 
gache sabaar, dekhe ei 
madhyajugio BARBAROTA.'

BABLA: 'Ekjon toh abaar 
ghar er kheye bon er 
mosh taarate JAAYE,
taara jano bojhena, je 
sudhumatro santraas koreyi, 
rekheche khamota BOJAAYE.'

BALA: 'Jedin oi 'Park Street' case e, 
oi daapute mahila police er kore 
deowaa holo badli, sedin thekei 
mahila der abostha KHAARAP; 
parivartan je ki holo kichu bojha 
galo na, ulte ekhan jaa paristhiti, 
jano ekhane mahila hoye 
jonmaano taai hoye gache PAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

TO FINISH OFF THE CHRISTIAN TERRORIST GROUP, ON THE MANIPUR HILLS, THE SURGICAL STRIKES MAY TAKE PLACE !!!

"HERMIT: 'The Christian Kuki tribe 
must be banned from any 
government level FACILITY, 
unless and until they stop killing our 
Sanatan Hindu Meiti tribe of Manipur, 
and bring peace and STABILITY.'

ROYAL INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'The 
Hindus in the entire North Eastern 
India are united now and taking 
sweet revenge by hitting back HARD,
both Myanmar and Bangladesh are 
funding those Kuki, the Christian terrorist 
tribe secretly and doing drama by 
playing the sentiment CARD.'

KING: 'This is new India, that is, 'Naya 
Hindustan' where all Hindus are united 
now to win the global competitive RACE, 
so, to finish off the Christian terrorist 
group, on the Manipur hills, surgical 
strikes may take PLACE.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU GUYS MUST ALWAYS BE A DARK KNIGHT !!!

"FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'The 
management is always searching 
for some donkeys, so, you guys 
must always be a dark KNIGHT;
no need to take too much work 
pressure, no need to put extra 
pressure on your subordinates, 
have a good sleep every NIGHT.
Ultimately, everyone is earning 
money to remain happy and to 
provide their family members, 
the much needed HAPPINESS; 
companies will come and go, 
employees will come and go, 
no one knows, the next day, 
what will be the BUSINESS.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'We
follow the strategy of sharing the 
workload as per core competencies,
which is known as 'STREAMLINE';
and at the end of the day, those 
little effort by everyone with not 
so pressure creates wonderful 
results, everything works FINE.
We have infused a culture to view 
the 'business roadmap', that is, what 
is the target, where we are right 
now, and how much more to GET.'"- Arindam Sain

TUMI EIBAAR E PANCHAYAT PRADHAN HOTE PAARTENA, JODI NA OI BALLOT PAPER GULO KHETO, KATOGULO CHHAGOL !!!

"KAAKU: 'Haan re bhaipo, 
Councillor hobaar por khub 
je dekhchi bereche tor BNHURI;
sara bachor ee toh dekhchi, je 
tui tor pourasabha teh korei geli 
sudhu raasta KNHORAKNHURI.
Raasta jaa baniyechish 
maairi, sab maal 
masla ee toh BHYAJAAL;
nikaashi byabostha ekdom behaal, 
raasta o poriskaar korish na tora, 
charidike pore thaake JANJAAL.'

BHAIPO: 'Dyakho kaaku, reetimato 
EVM er vote e, jeetechi ami, tomaar 
mato booth e duskriti paathie 
korini kono GANDOGOL;
taao eto kichu kore o, tumi ei 
baar e Panchayat Pradhan hote 
paartena, jodi na oi ballot paper 
gulo kheto, katogulo CHHAGOL.
100 din er kaaj er naam e, 
jherecho lakh lakh taaka, kendriya 
sarkar noy toh aar AANDHO; 
jei dekhlo je durniti hocche, 
kore dieche 100 din er kaaj 
er taka deowa BANDHO.
Nikaashi byabostha niye tumi 
bolcho amake, aaj obdi tumi 
koraaoni oi nadi baandh er 
eto tuku o MERAAMATI; 
jeetle chhappa vote e, taao abaar 
chhagol gulo ke diye ballot paper 
khaaiye, tumi abaar amaar saamne 
dekhate esecho KERAAMATI.'"- Arindam Sain