MOHUN BAGAN LIFTED THE DURAND CUP OF 2023 BY DEFEATING EAST BENGAL BY 1-0 !!!

"On 12th August 2023, in the 
Durand Cup 2023 group stage, 
after the shock of a DEFEAT, 
The Mohun Bagan team 
came back like super giants 
to achieve an outstanding FEAT. 
Vishal Kaith, the goalkeeper 
of Mohun Bagan surely 
deserves the 'Golden 
Glove' of the TOURNAMENT;
Anwar Ali is becoming a great 
defender and more grooming 
is required from the Indian 
football team MANAGEMENT. 
For that wrong kick, Anirudh Thapa, 

the talented midfielder of the 

Indian football team was 

given a PUNISHMENT;

'down to 10 men', no problem 

boss, Juan Ferrando has already 

brought in Manvir Singh to 

create more EXCITEMENT.

At the 71st minute, the Greek 

gene, Australian striker, Dimitri 

Petratos single-handedly made 
it 1-0 with a left footed SHOT; 
and he ran towards the Mohun Bagan 
fans to celebrate it, that's the 
Mariner's spirit, no matter whether 
there is a barricade or NOT. 
Mohun Bagan lifted the Durand Cup 
title for 17th time on 03.09.2023 
by defeating EAST BENGAL; 
it was not only a derby 
final match, but, also, a match 
of sweet revenge after ALL."- Arindam Sain

EMNI EMNI KI AAR CHEYE ROYI TOMAAR CHABI R PAANE !!!

"Emni emni ki aar cheye 
royi tomaar chabi r PAANE,
janina ei khabor ta 
gache kina tomaar KAANE;
mor hridaye korecho churi ei 
bhora bharsha r SHRAABONE, 
taai bhabchi, asonno falgun e, tomakei 
korbo baran, tumi ee hobe mor KONE.
Maa maara jabaar por, ghar 
e jano lakkhichara dasha, baari 
te teen bhai aar dui bon er 
sab samay baba r sampatti 
niyeyi chole JHAGRAJHAATI, 
jehetu ami baari r konisto putra, taai 
baba amay beshi bhalobashe aar bole, 
'biye r por tui o jano sampatti r maya 
korisni, kaaron maati ee taaka abaar 
mrityu r por, ei taaka ee MAATI.' 
Nikuchi koreche tor sangsar er, 
ATM card, cheque boi, mobile aar bag 
niye beriyei porlaam, 'Har Har Mahadev' 
bole, bhebechilam hobo SANNYASI,
kintu bhagaban er o ki aparup leela 
balo dekhini, oi Duranto Express train 
ei kina dekhiye diley bhelki, noile 
toh choleyi jetaam sudur KAASI;
tomar dike takanor por, hriday jano 
bole uthlo, ke tumi, hey ELOKESHI,
mor hriday gyalo gole, kaaran tomar 
soundarjyer baahaar chilo baddo BESHI.
Train er compartment e bose, 
besh ektu gaaye poreyi 
korlaam tomar sathe ALAAP,
holo boiki besh onekkhon 
dhore hasyakoutuk e
bhora BAARTALAAP; 
Samay je kakhan kete gyalo, 
tumi neme gele, jeyi elo PATNA,
aami o neme gelam, 
kore ekta BAHAANA; 
phone kore bole dilam 
ek bondhu ke, 'aaschi ami 
tor baari, kore rakhish RANNA',
sab ee bujhte paarchile tumi, taai 
dile muchki hese, nijer mobile number 
ta diye bolle, 'amar naam ANANYA'.
Hazaribagh er St. Columba's 
college er hostel e, amar 
roommate chilo BIBHAS, 
hotath na bolei Jasidih theke Patna 
e taar baari aaschi, Bibhas thik 
peyeche onyo kichu r ABHAAS. 
Bibhas taar didi ke o sab boleche, or 
baari jetei, Binita didi bolei felle, 
'seshmesh kaar prem e porli BHAI;
nijer baba r dokaan taai saamla barong, 
sannyasi aar hote hobena, khub jaldi 
tor biye teh boubhaat khete CHAAI.'
Phone e na hoy holo ektu katha 
katakati, taa bole ki hoy 
jaabe tomar sathe AARI; 
thik kaayeda kore tomaar 
thikana ta peyechi, Digha r 
Yadav Colony teh tomar BAARI.
Asha kori ei chithi ta tumi 
thik samay mato ee PEYECHO;
ebong eta porbaar por, eta chhire 
feloni, barang guchiyei REKHECHO.
Jasidih teh toh Maths er tuition ee 
korie kato taaka ee naa KAAMIYECHI; 
jehetu Mathematics 
niye MSc KORECHI. 
sudhumatro tomaar jonne, 
Patna r 'CIMAGE Group' e korchi 
chakri osthaayi shikkak HISEBE;
kaal toh robibaar, oi '17 Degrees' 
restaurant e dekha karo, jaa siddhanto 
nebe, niyo barong ektu BHEBE."- Arindam Sain

KONO DAL ER NOI GO AAMI, AAMI SUDHUI AAMI; KONO DAL E NEI GO AAMI, AAMI SUDHUI AAMI !!!

"Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI.

Tomar party amaar party, 
esob kichui BUJHINA,
satyi katha boli sudhui, taai 
rajneeti korte PAARINA. 
Tomra BHRASTACHARI,
tomra ee ATYACHAARI.

Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI.

Tomader tore lajja 
e mukh dhekeche naa 
jaani kato NAARI,
khete khaowa sadharan 
maanush aami, taai pratibaad 
korite naahi PAARI.
Rajneeti noy, aamra 
sudhui sukh shanti CHAAI,
taai ebaar vote deowar aage, 
bhalobhabe korbo je JAACHAAI.

Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI."- Arindam Sain

TIME HAS COME TO PASS THE BILL, 'ONE NATION, ONE ELECTION' !!!

"Time has come to pass the bill 
of 'One Nation, One ELECTION'; 
the idea to reduce the expenses 
is indeed a feasible SELECTION.
Once every 5 years, one has to cast 
his or her vote both for Lok Sabha 
and Rajya Sabha TOGETHER;
the opposition parties may yell at both 
the houses because they are selfish, 
just ignore them, no need to BOTHER.
If both the elections are conducted 
together, 2 EVM machines will be there 
in each and every polling STATION; 
as the elections will be conducted after 
every 5 years, so, there will be higher 
percentage of voters' PARTICIPATION.
In each and every polling 
booth, the soldiers of the 
Indian Army will be AVAILABLE;
hence, there is hardly any scope for 
political violence, everywhere, the 
situation will remain STABLE."- Arindam Sain

IF THOSE BEGGARS WANT TO DIE LIKE STREET DOGS, LET THEM COME !!!

"CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Our neighbour 
kingdom is again planning to wage 
a war against our KINGDOM;
they are brainwashing 
their young generation in 
the name of FREEDOM.'

HERMIT: 'The No. 1 beggar kingdom 
is using their media channels 
to spread this type of RUMOUR; 
even a little child of our 
kingdom will laugh at it, as it 
has become a topic of HUMOUR.'

KING: 'Printing and distribution
of fake currency notes were 
their only source of INCOME;
all the screws have been tightened, 
if those beggars want to die like 
street dogs, let them COME.'"- Arindam Sain

CHAND E CAMERA POUCHE GALO, AAR JADAVPUR CAMPUS E POUCHOLONA, JU R MAAN IJJAT SAB SESH !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jamon JNU,
thik tamon ee JU;
Hostel er aashepashe 
hocche ganja r CHAASH,
ota ki maadak pachaar koraar 
jaayega, na ekta college CAMPUS.'

BABOOL: 'Aar ekjon toh, bhaggyish 
boleni je, 'Jaadu' ke Chand thekei niye 
esechilo Roshan bangsho r 'RAKESH', 
praaye sabai bolche je, Chand e camera 
pouche galo, aar Jadavpur campus e 
poucholona, JU r maan ijjat sab SESH.'

BABLA: 'Ekta kaaj e ektu 
Budge Budge er dike giyechilam, 
okhaane raasta toh noy, jano DOBAA,
kono kaaj sankraanta phone 
korlei dekhi, oi Hakim saheb 
hoye jaan kaala o BOBAA.
Kalighat er kaaku naaki rege 
giye boleche, 'tor baba r KI'; 
satyi ee aro je kato circus 
dekhaa r ache BAAKI.'

BALA: 'Kalighat noy, ekhan khabor er 
shironaam e ache 'Jadavpur KAANDO', 
kaaku ke oto patta deowaa r ki ache, 
sabaai jaane, o byata BHANDO; 
Jadavpur University r campus e 
ekhano CCTV boslo na kano BOTE, 
Kolkata Police kencho khurte giye, 
peye jetei paare KEUTE.'"- Arindam Sain

BE STEADY, EVEN IF YOU ARE QUITE SLOW; TO DEFEAT 'CHANG'E', 'LUNA' AND 'APOLLO' !!!

"Be steady, even if you are quite SLOW; 
to defeat 'Chang'e', 'Luna' and 'APOLLO'.
'Vikram Lander' didn't accept any DEFEAT;
rather achieved an outstanding FEAT. 
After the soft landing on the 

Moon, the mission is not OVER; 
it is now the time to do some detailed 
research work by 'Pragyaan ROVER'. 
On 23.08.2023 at 6.04 PM of Indian 
Standard Time, the 'Chandrayaan-3' 
reached its DESTINATION; 
to achieve the record to land near 
the south pole region of the Moon, 
India was the first NATION.
The motive of this project 

was to find out whether the 

south pole region of the Moon 

is having water or NOT; 
even if there is a big layer of 

frozen ice, then, also, some 

scientific research works can 

be done, on whatever we GOT.
It got launched from Earth on 
14th July 2023 and it landed on 
the moon after 41 DAYS; 
reverse the number 41, yes, the 
'Pragyaan Rover' will do research for 
1 Lunar Day, that is, for 14 Earth DAYS. 
The Indian Space 
Research Organization 
(ISRO) has created a 
new historic MOMENT;
the next mission will be to 
create a 'Lunar City' on the Moon, 
provided there will be full support 
from the Indian GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain