NON WORKING WOMEN ARE JUST MISUSING THE LOOPHOLES OF THE 'HINDU' MARRIAGE ACT' WHICH REQUIRES SOME AMENDMENT !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Had you been of some 
other community, your life would 
have been full of happiness and 
so much ENTERTAINMENT;
non working women are just 
misusing the loopholes of 
the 'Hindu Marriage Act' which 
requires some AMENDMENT.
Just like 'Honey Trap', by 
filing a fake domestic violence 
case, the non working women 
are doing money making BUSINESS; 
in the High Courts also, the learned 
Judges must be proactive to clear out 
these cases, because keeping these 
cases as 'pending', are MEANINGLESS.'

MALCOLM: 'If the arrest warrant is 

issued, don't apply for a BAIL; 
for 48 hours, try to 
remain inside the JAIL.
As per Corporate HR policies, you 

will automatically get suspended from 

your job, so, you will become JOBLESS;
in the High Court, you will say, 'I cannot 
pay any money to her as I am 
unemployed now, your HIGHNESS'.
Try to get a job in a 
foreign firm or MNC with 
a job posting in 
any foreign NATION;
the HR policies of MNCs are more 
liberal, flexible and standardized, 
even if any employee suffers 
from any legal DEFAMATION.'

MANJEET: 'Many government 
servants are resigning from 
their jobs and joining POLITICS; 
and they are really doing well 
for the country, with their talent 
and experience, as per STATISTICS.
We worked as your spies and 
found out that your wife is 
having a boyfriend with whom 
she enjoys every WEEKEND;
but, I really don't understand, why under 
the 'Hindu Marriage Act', such divorce 
cases become the source of income for 
lawyers, as if the TV serial has no 'THE END'.'

MAANIK: 'If the bride is involved 
in adultery and it is not 
regarded as a CRIME; 
then if the groom files a divorce 
on this ground, then why is it 
regarded as a CRIME ?'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED SRI LANKA IN SRI LANKA BY 10 WICKETS TO LIFT THE ASIA CUP 2023 ON 17.09.2023 !!!

"On the day of Viswakarma Puja, and 

PM Narendra Modi's birthday, Sri Lanka 

decided to bat after winning the TOSS;

but, in the Asia Cup final match 

on 17.09.2023 at Colombo, 

India emerged as the Big BOSS.

It was a perfect start 

by Jasprit BUMRAH;

by dismissing the Sri Lankan 

opener, Kusal PERERA.

One over was enough, and 

the destruction was MASSIVE;

four fielders in the slip position means

the Indian captain was also AGGRESSIVE.

Mohammed Siraj became the 

'Maruti' today by taking 6 wickets 

alone to destroy Sri LANKA;

those were some beautiful deliveries 

especially those two deliveries to 

'clean bowled' Mendis and SHANAKA.

The Asia Cup tournament 

was not of T-20 but of F-50;

but Sri Lanka got bundled out 

at 15.2 overs with a score of 50.

Later on, Hardik Pandya took 

3 wickets to wrap up the SHOW;

India won the final match by 10 wickets 

as Kishan and Gill were in full FLOW.

Congratulations to the 

Indian cricket team for 

lifting their 8th Asia CUP;

but, don't get carried away, the 

big challenge is coming, your 

mission is to lift the World CUP."- Arindam Sain

OI ELAAKA EE HOBE 'BERHAMPORE NEW TOWN' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Oi Berhampore Bypass er 
udbhodon niye chollo kato NAATOK; 
abaar dilo bandho kore, jehetu beshi 
lorry ba truck kora jacche naa AATOK.'

BABOOL: 'Ei traffic jam er 
jonno, Berhampore er lokjon 
ekhan hocche NAAJEHAAL; 
ekhano Girja more e, bhalo 
ee jwal jome jaaye, nikaashi 
byabostha o BEHAAL.'

BABLA: 'Thik jeikhaan diye 
shuru hocche Berhampore 
Bypass er RAASTA;
aar kichu bachor pore, oi elaaka ee 
hobe 'Berhampore New Town', jekhane 
jinishpatro r daam hoyto hobe SHASTA.'

BALA: 'Por e bhabisyat e, jaa hobe 
hobe, ete o rajneeti kiser, khule 
dik Berhampore BYPASS; 
oi bypass chaalu hole, okhane o byabsa 
ebong karmosansthan baarbe, jehetu 
lokjon korte shuru korbe BASOBAAS.'"- Arindam Sain

BANKING SERVICE IS SO FAST AND THEIR BEHAVIOUR IS SO COOL !!!

"Excellent IT Infrastructure, 
sufficient manpower and 
good customer SERVICE; 
are the keys to success in the 
banking industry, no matter, in 
whichever place, is your OFFICE.
Today, customers want everything
to be done quickly and FAST;
no one likes to stand in long queues now, 
that has become the story of the PAST.
As a customer, when he often hears 
from a bank staff, that the 'link is DOWN';
then the customer surely searches for 
some other bank in that village or TOWN.
The bank with a good IT infrastructure
is surely going to IMPRESS; 
and will ultimately motivate the 
customer to do more BUSINESS.
Insufficient manpower in a branch of 
any Bank is surely going to result in 
several work status as 'PENDING'; 
but, where there is sufficient manpower, the 

works are getting done quickly, hence, the 

popularity of those banks are TRENDING.

'Good Customer Service' is becoming 

very important in this competitive MARKET; 
and it can only do the magic to reach 
your quarterly business TARGET. 
Always remember that in any 
business, the 'Word of mouth' 
is the best marketing TOOL; 
the best feedback from your customer 
should be, 'Banking service is so fast and 
their behaviour is so COOL.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA HAS CREATED A NEW HISTORY BY THRASHING PAKISTAN BY 228 RUNS ON 11.09.2023 !!!

"'Rohit and Shubman', 
Wow ! What a COMBO; 
to attack the Pakistani 
bowlers at COLOMBO.
While bowling, there should 
be no margin of ERROR; 
as for Pakistan, both the Indian  
openers are the cause of TERROR. 
Then came Virat Kohli, 
to rule like a KING;
KL Rahul played with so much comfort 
that scoring a ton is a very easy THING.
KL Rahul remained not out at 111 
and Virat remained unbeaten at 122; 
On the reserve day, India scored 
a massive total of 356/2.
Jasprit Bumrah always makes 
a comeback with a BANG;
Hardik Pandya knows how to lead 
as a leader of the bowling GANG.
After taking the wicket of Fakhar 
Zaman, there is no doubt that Kuldeep 
Yadav got such a MOTIVATION;
that he destroyed the Pakistani 
middle order, as his bowling figure  
of 25/5 has created a SENSATION.
On 11.09.2023, India bowled out 
Pakistan at their score of 128; 
India completely thrashed Pakistan 
as the victory margin of runs is 228."- Arindam Sain

IMMEDIATELY DO YOUR AADHAAR BIOMETRIC LOCK !!!

"Immediately do your 
AADHAAR Biometric LOCK; 
otherwise, anytime you may 
experience a financial SHOCK.
Avoid AEPS withdrawal
from any shop at any COST
withdraw money from any Bank or 
ATM, your money will not be LOST.
Your fingerprint can 
also be REPLICATED;
so, lock it up, before it 
becomes COMPLICATED. 
Download the 'MyAadhaar' app, 
enter your AADHAR NUMBER; 
to login, enter the OTP, received at
your registered mobile NUMBER. 
Just lock your biometric, always use 
masked Aadhaar Card, don't be SILLY; 
just 2 minutes before AEPS withdrawal, 

unlock your biometric TEMPORARILY."- Arindam Sain

'ONE EARTH', 'ONE FAMILY', 'ONE FUTURE' AND THE FUTURE IS REALLY BRIGHT !!!

"'One Earth', One Family', 'One 
Future' and the future is really BRIGHT; 
gone are the days of darkness and 
we are travelling towards the LIGHT. 
When China started 
spreading the Corona Virus, 
we entered into a TUNNEL;
the vaccine made in 'Bharat' nation 
was the engine of a train to take 
us out of that tunnel as WELL.
After that phase, the 'Bharat' 
nation never looked back, rather 
increased its MOMENTUM;
it is now marching steadily towards 
prosperity and to celebrate it, they 
are beating up the 'Victory DRUM'.
Powerful Kings always transform 
their Kingdom into a powerful 
Kingdom, no matter, how much 
difficulty they have to FACE;
what fun is there to win any deadly war, 
if there are no strong enemy kingdoms, 
the sword should be sharp and strategy 
should be shrewd to win the RACE.
To become the 'Kings of the Kings', 
you need to stretch your hands 
towards other Kings with a kingly 

gesture of pure FRIENDSHIP; 
the 'Charisma', 'Calmness', 'Caring' and 

'Cheerfulness' in a leader's character 

are the pillars to pave the way for his 
Kingdom to attain global LEADERSHIP."- Arindam Sain