Friday, December 1, 2023

JE KORCHE DURNITI R PRATIBAAD, EDER GUNDA RAA TAADER BAARI TEH GIYE DEKHACCHE BHOY !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Je korche durniti r 
pratibaad, eder gunda raa taader 
baari teh giye dekhacche BHOY; 
aar ei kaaran ei toh eder dal 
er neta gulo ke jekhane 
sekhane petaano HOY. 
Nachiketa toh dekhchi ekhan 
aar gaayena kono bidrohi GAAN; 
bodhoy ekhan chup kore thaaka 
r jonnyo maasik taaka PAAN.'

MIRAJUL: 'Je sundar bagaan 
saajiye giyechilo TAMONASH; 
oi bhaipo aar Jahangir miley 
koreche sei bagaan er SARBONASH.
Amader ke toh votebank 
baaniye rekhe amader ee opor 
koreche era nirmam ATYACHAAR;
Mid Day meal er taaka theke 
kichu taaka diye dilei ki hoye galo 
Bagtui hatyakaando r BICHAAR.'

MANIRUL: 'Ei rajyer r ja abostha, amaar 
toh mon e hoy, era ee 'Mir Zafar', barang 
Kendra teh jeeni achen, uni ee 'NAWAB'; 
chool theke chaal obdi, sab kichutei churi, 
othocho sarkari karmider ke kukur bhaabe, 
DA chailei naaki, royeche taaka r ABHAAB.
Ki dosh korechilo, oi 
niriho saut chele ta, jaar 
naam Anis KHAN; 
Naushad Siddiqui ee Diamond 
Harbour e daarak, jeetiye debo 
oke, jato ee larai hok TAANTAAN.'

MAFIJUL: 'Je kono jaatiyo dal ke, ebaar 
theke vote dibo aamra, kaaron ei anchalik dal 
sudhu ee kore gache vote bank RAJNEETI;
taao jodi bujhtaam je, sadharan maanush 
er jonno kichu kaaj koreche, kichui 
koreni, ulte korei gache DURNITI.
Nandigram e fail koreche maane, se fail 
ee koreche, taar maane maanush er hriday 
teh, se aar neyi satota r pratik HISEBE; 
Kono kaaj neyi ekhane, amader chele raa 
sabai onyo rajye giye kaaj korche, taai 
ghum aasena taader katha BHEBE.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE T-20 SERIES AGAINST AUSTRALIA WITH THIS VICTORY BY 20 RUNS ON 01.12.2023 !!!

"Some changes in both the 
teams, but, these new players 
also have some good TALENT;
with the bat, Yashasvi Jaiswal, as 
usual, gave the Australian bowlers, 
some hard hitting TREATMENT.
Iyer got out at 8 and the Indian 
captain could only score 1;
Rinku Singh came in and said, 
'Don't worry, I will spare no ONE.'
Rinku Singh was IMPRESSIVE;
and Jitesh Sharma was AGGRESSIVE.
In reply to 174, Travis 
Head was roaring AGAIN;
thanks to Axar Patel for 
getting rid of that PAIN.
Axar Patel bowled so smartly that the 
game became very exciting and it was 
not easy for the Australians to MANAGE;
Australia still had the winning chance, 
but, Deepak Chahar took 2 successive 
wickets to do the much needed DAMAGE.
On 01.12.2023, Avesh mixed up his 
bowling deliveries well, as Wade was 
completely in a counterattacking MOOD; 
India won the series with this victory by 
20 runs, unlike in the previous match, 
the fast bowling has been quite GOOD."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, November 30, 2023

KAARUR BAARI R BOU TAAR PREMIK ER SAATHE GHAR KORBE BOLE PAALIYE GELE, PAARA R BURO BHAAM GULO R SE KI KASTO !!!

"RUPAM: "Ei prajanma r Bangaali 
bou gulo jano baan er jwal e 
bhese aasa baaroyaari NOUKA; 
thik jamon Kokil besh 
kaayeda kore baanaye 
Kaak ke BOKA. 
Divorce case korlei paaowa jaabe 
taaka, taai ei kulta meye gulo baap 
er baari te theke premik er saathe 
kore jaaye jato khusi BHALOBAASA; 
odike bechara chele gulo parishram kore 
korlo taaka uparjon, seyi taaka o dite 
hocche bou ke, abaar paara r buro bhaam 
der theke shunte hocche kotu BHAASHA.'

ANUPAM: 'Kaarur baari r bou taar 
premik er sathe ghar korbe bole 
paaliye gele, paara r buro 
bhaam gulo r se ki KASTO; 
jano seyi bou ta chilo paratuto bou, 
othocho era ee roj kore nijeder bou er 
mrityu kaamona, ei buro bhaam gulo naa 
jaani kato meye r jeevan koreche NASTO. 
Bangaali samaaj ekhano mandhaata r 
aamol ei royeche, bhaabe jano, Bou 
palalei sab ee oi chele r ee DOSH;
aar ei buro bhaam gulo, jaader ke taader 
bou raa patta ee daayena, taara ghar er 
kheye, taarate aase bon er MOSH.'

SHUBAM: 'Mohammed Shami ke o 
kato katha sunte hoyeche, aar jeyi 
se World Cup e bhalo KHELLO; 
seyi daaini ta bhablo, je jato besi taaka 
Shami uparjon korbe, tato ee court er 
madhyam e taaka taante paarbo BHAALO. 
Ekhan Bangaali r ghar e, 
ghar e, eta ekta style hoye 
dariyeche meyeder, je 
biye korbo, maa HABO; 
tarpor ekta mithye 'Domestic Violence' 
case dekhiye, court e ekta case kore, 
paara r lokjon aar police ke ghush khaaiye, 
swasur baari theke taaka TAANBO.'

NIRUPAM: 'Shrabanti etobaar biye 
korle neyi kono dosh, kintu ekta 
chele dwitiyo baar biye korlei, baaje 
chokh e dakhe ei Bangaali SAMAAJ; 
Nusrat toh boltei paarchilo naa je, ke taar 
baccha r baba, tobu o se bhaalo eder 
kaache, satyi ee, ekta 'Purush Commission' 
er o darkar hoye daariyeche AAJ.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, November 29, 2023

T MAANEI C; EBAAR JAIL E JAABE CHOR ER PISI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jaara ee korche churi aar 
durniti r pratibaad, taader baari te 
ora paathiye dicche GUNDAA; 
bhabche je ei gunda gulo 
maarbaar humki dilei, sadharan 
maanush e raa hoye jaabe THANDAA.'

BABOOL: 'Naa, tobe aamra sadharan 
maanush e ra korbo emon ABHINOY; 
je oder ke dekhe 
peyechi khub BHOY. 
P. C. Sarkar jamon magic 
dekhaaye, temni chupi 
chupi proti maash e, ekta 
ekta kore adrisyo kore dileyi HOY; 
sadharan maanush er sab kichu loot 
kore jaabe, aar janogan, er biruddhe 
byabostha nebena, taa hoy naaki,  
thik paalta maarbe, oto sojaa NOY.'

BABLA: 'Chunoputi noy, jaara 
eder ke paathaye, dhorte hobe 
seyi boyaal MAACH; 
sadharan maanush er sab 
kichu loot kore tairi koreche 
kaalo taaka r GAACH. 
T Maanei C;
ebaar jail e jaabe chor er PISI.'

BALA: 'Ei gunda gulo jaanena je 
khetey khaaowa sadharan maanush 
der ke humki deowaa maane, Sundarban 
er baagh ke deowa holo KNHOCHAA;
sab Police hoyto 'Singham', 'Simba' baa 
'Suryavanshi' noy, tobe jaara aachen 
'Dabangg', taara kintu jaane, je tairi hocche 
Tihar jail er notun notun KNHAACHAA.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, November 26, 2023

INDIA WON BY 44 RUNS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 26.11.2023 !!!

"In Thiruvananthapuram, the name 
of the stadium is 'GREENFIELD'; 
on 26.11.2023, Australia won 
the toss and decided to FIELD.
It was 'Jaiswal Jalwa' all the way to 
give Marcus Stoinis a befitting REPLY; 
at the other end, Gaikwad was cool as 
cucumber on whom India can also RELY.
The knock of 53 runs in just 25 balls by 
Yashasvi came to an end due to ELLIS;
Ishan Kishan batted fearlessly with a free 
mind as India was not in any CRISIS.
Like Jaiswal and Kisan, Mr. Gaikwad 
also scored half a ton and India 
may have not reached 235; 
if in an over, the cool 
player, Rinku Singh 
wouldn't have scored 25.
Australia started their innings 
with so much AGGRESSION; 
Ravi bowled out Short, as bringing in 
spinners early was a good DECISION.
Prasidh got something to cheer 
as Tilak took an excellent CATCH; 
to dismiss Inglis who was so 
dangerous in the previous MATCH.
Suryakumar is a very sly captain as 
he tried to create a trap for MAXWELL; 
despite being expensive, ultimately, 
Glenn became the victim of Axar PATEL.
After the departure of 
Smith, it was good fightback 
by both Tim and MARCUS; 
but to break any partnership, Ravi 
Bishnoi always strikes back, as if 
on his shoulder, it is the special ONUS.
Both Prasidh and Arshdeep bowled 
some beautiful yorkers and Australia 
lost 9 wickets when their score was 155;
Wade tried but it was too late as India 
won by 44 runs and Axar Patel came 
back well and only conceded 25."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, November 25, 2023

BHARAT SARKAR EKHAN AAR OTO SAHAJ E, VISA DEBENA BANGLADESHI DER KE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bangabhoomi r Super 
Speciality hospital gulo jano 
ekta gul biheen AANCH; 
taai maanush er jeevan o 
hoyeche sukkho, ektu kichu dhakka 
laaglei bhenge jaabe, jano KNAACH.
Mid day meal aar khaowate hobena, 
bank account e proti maash e 
barang diye dik 2500 TAAKA;
abaar naaki Bangladeshi der ke voter 
card koriye debe bolche, ebar bhai 
ghora uchit rajneeti r CHAAKA.'

BABOOL: 'Rohit Sharma mon e 
mon e bolchilo hoyto, 'Sesh 
match e ese, herey gelaam AAMI'; 
kintu Bharat durdaanto kheleche bhai, 
oi semi final ei hoyto herey jeto, jodi 
orokom daarun ball naa korto SHAMI.
Jedin Bharat final e haarlo, sedin toh 
mon e hocchilo jano Australia noy, World 
Cup taa bodhoy jeeteche BANGLADESH;
IPL e thaka uchit na kono Bangladeshi, aar 
VISA o bandho kore dik, chaturdik diye 
ekbaar aakraman korlei, oder sab SESH.'

BABLA: 'Mitchell Marsh ke 
kora uchit Cricket theke ek 
bachor er jonno NIRBASAN; 
durbhaggya taai, noile Bharat e, 
oi World Cup raakhar jonno tairi 
hoye jeto ekti sona r SHINGHASAN.'

BALA: 'Bharat Sarkar ekhan aar 
oto sahaj e, VISA debena 
Bangladeshi der ke, aar BCCI toh 
niyeche ekdom sathik SIDHHANTO; 
kintu oi kaanta taar 
laagano nei bole, Bangladeshi 
anuprabeshkaari der niye BSF o 
ekhan khub ee birakto o KLAANTO.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, November 23, 2023

INDIA STUNNED AUSTRALIA BY CHASING 209 RUNS AND WINNING THE MATCH BY 2 WICKETS ON 23.11.2023 AT VIZAG !!!

"On 23.11.2023, it was the fresh 
and young Indian team under 
Suryakumar Yadav's LEADERSHIP; 
Ravi Bishnoi bowled out Short, 
but, Smith and Inglis carried 
on to build a big PARTNERSHIP.
Australia's scoreboard stopped 
at 208 and Inglis alone scored 110;
but, the Vizag spectators asked 'How's 
the Josh' to the young Indian MEN.
The Indian coach must make note 
of the fact that Ravi Bishnoi 
missed an easy CATCH; 
and the miscommunication between 
Jaiswal and Gaikwad have been the 
worst silly mistake in the MATCH.
Jaiswal also departed by gifting 
a catch to Steven Smith and 
India was struggling at 22/2; 
but, Suryakumar answered, 'High Sir' 
to the Vishakapatnam spectators and 
Ishan gave him a good support TOO.
Australia came back in 
the match due to Tanveer 
Sangha's bowling spell of 47/2;
when Suryakumar got out at 80, 
Australia bounced back, but, Rinku finished 
the match in style with his knock of 22.
In T-20 cricket, the massive chase by 
209 runs against Australia is the 
highest run chase done by India EVER;
India won by 2 wickets and everyone is 
loving this 'Clash of the Champions' 
series and getting the 'Cricket FEVER'."- Arindam Sain