BHOOTH & BHIKHARI !!!

BHOOTH & BHIKHARI !!!

Written By: Arindam Sain

"BHOOTH: 'Generally, after 
seeing me, so many 
people became SENSELESS; 
but, you are laughing at 
me, after seeing me, why 
are you so FEARLESS.'

BHIKHARI: 'I have nothing 
to lose, then, why there 
will be any FEAR;
I wake up everyday by 
thinking that my death, due 
to starvation may be very NEAR.'

BHOOTH: 'My wife also walks on 
this street at midnight hours by 
wearing a saree of colour WHITE;
the area where she walks every 
night has been declared by the 
local cops as a 'dangerous SITE'.'

BHIKHARI: 'Yeah ! I know that girl 
who fled with her lover after 
her two years of MARRIAGE; 
and then committed suicide as her 
lover got married to some other girl 
who was just in her TEENAGE.
You had an extramarital affair with 
a lady politician and you started 
blackmailing her on the basis of 
the Oyo Hotel video FOOTAGE;
but, her aim was to become a 
great politician, so, she hired a 
supari killer to get rid of you to 
maintain her good public IMAGE.'

BHOOTH: 'My goodness ! 

How do you know all these 

things, you are a beggar 

or a private DETECTIVE; 

but, after death, we are close 

to each other like a happily 

married couple and she has 

become very much SUPPORTIVE.
Unless and until we see the death 
of our respective lovers, we will 
not take a birth AGAIN;
both her soul and my 
soul are having no peace 
and in so much PAIN.'

BHIKHARI: 'You both have 

also committed mistakes, 

one cannot clap with 

only one HAND;
take a rebirth after 

surrendering to Baba Bhoothnath 

and Bajrangbali, it will be better for 

both of you, try to UNDERSTAND.'"- Arindam Sain

HALF THE BATTLE IS WON, WHEN AMONG THE SOLDIERS, THERE IS A STRONG PATRIOTIC SENTIMENT !!!

"HERMIT: 'You have to be like 'Arjun', 
not like 'Krishna', who was 
very clever and CUNNING;
but, whatever the circumstances may be, 
you have to apply such strategies, that 
the show must always be RUNNING.'

KING: 'No one knows what is going 
to happen in the war TOMORROW; 
but, when 'Arjun' had to kill 'Karna', in 
Arjun's heart, was there no SORROW ?'

HERMIT: 'Duty for the people of 
your Kingdom is of top PRIORITY;
within the minds of your soldiers you have 
to infuse that confidence of INTEGRITY.
Half the battle is won, when 
among the soldiers, there is 
a strong patriotic SENTIMENT;
tell your chief warriors to stick to the 
basic rules of warfare to win the war, 
there is no need to EXPERIMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

CREATE FUTURE LEADERS AND ON 'R&D' AND 'AI', MAKE PROPER INVESTMENT !!!

"It is not always that you will 
get a biscuit with some CREAM;
it is not always that you will get 
a readymade champion TEAM.
Sometimes, silent observation
is very much ESSENTIAL;
to find out which player of your 
team is having what POTENTIAL.
What motivates a 
person may VARY;
but, the responsibility of the 
team mission they must CARRY.
Customers are confused, many 
a times, in this modern AGE;
so, they simply go for those products 
which are having a brand IMAGE.
So, the word, 'Brand' 
is not created just by 
publicity or ADVERTISEMENT;
it was due to the hard work of 
the employees and at the backend, 
the 'research and DEVELOPMENT'.
When you have created the 'Brand', 
your next challenge is to maintain IT;
to deal with the increase of the customers, 
the 'Franchisee' system became SUPERHIT.
In the initial phase, 
'outsourcing' of jobs may 
look rosy and WONDERFUL; 
but, after some years, in the outsourcing 
units, the quality degrades and corruption 
may step in, one must be very CAREFUL.
'Outsourcing' is a tool to tackle economic 

recession, so, it is a good strategy 

when your organization is in a LOSS;

otherwise, no need to outsource, recruit 

people in the direct payroll and groom them, 

so that, they become the future BOSS.
Create future leaders and on 'R&D' 
and 'AI', make proper INVESTMENT;
otherwise, the global scenario is changing 
so fast, that in future, you may LAMENT."- Arindam Sain

RCBW WON BY 2 RUNS AGAINST UPW ON 24.02.2024 IN THE TATA WPL 2024 !!!

"Sophie Devine had to depart, as 
Grace Harris made an early STRIKE; 
Sabbhineni Meghana scored 53, though 
her style of batting you may not LIKE.
Richa Ghosh roared like a tigress with 
her knock of 62 at the RCBW's DEN;
and RCBW managed to put up a 
competitive score of 157.
Though for a team like UPW, it 
was not a difficult TASK; 
but they were struggling at 49/3 as 
Sobhana Asha made it a tough ASK.
Shweta Sherawat got out 
as Smriti Mandhana responded 
quickly to take a good CATCH; 
which allowed Sobhana Asha 
to pounce again, and it was 
the turning point of the MATCH.
On 24.02.2024, Sobhana Asha ended 
up with her bowling figure of 5/22;
RCBW defended the thrilling 
match against UPW just by 2."- Arindam Sain

CHUPCHAP KORE NIK GRAFTAAR; NOILE KETE JAABE SAB TAAR !!!

"Oi duskriti r annyay, atyachaar 

aar durniti r sab kaagaz, 

adalat e poreche JAMAA;
taao bolche, korte paarbena 

taake graftaar, ulte abaar mantri 

gulo chaaiche KHAMAA.
Sab ee naaki, taader kshetre 'BAHIRAGATO';
aar saak diye maach dhaakbe KATO.
'Maa, Maati, Maanush', ei 
sab ee koreche LOOT;
ei atyachaarito o laanchito maanush 
der kintu oikya hocche aaro ATOOT.
Police ke jedin dhore ei sadharan 
maanush gulo korbe TAARHA; 
oi shashak dal er lokjon o 
hoye jaabe GRAAMCHHARA.
Chupchap kore nik GRAFTAAR;
noile kete jaabe sab TAAR.
Jamon buno ol, tamon 
ee kintu bagha TNETOOL;
seshmesh hoyto dekha jaabe, je bagaan 
e aar futche naa seyi PHOOL."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN WON BY 1-0 AGAINST GOA IN ISL 2024 ON 14.02.2024 !!!

"In the initial period of the 1st half, 
FC Goa dominated fully with 
Carlos and BRANDON; 
but, Mohun Bagan coach, 
Habas had a different plan 
and the tactical game was ON. 
Petratos was smart enough to make 
the ball moving by playing at the DEEP;
a swinging shot by Petratos 
got saved by ARSHDEEP.
In the second half, Noah 
completely changed his GEAR;
but, Vishal saved all the direct
shots without any FEAR.
Arshdeep came out to clear the BALL; 
but, Petratos is so smart after ALL.
Petratos saw the opportunity and 
chipped the ball towards the TARGET;
what a control of that long shot indeed, 
and it is 1-0 as the ball touches the NET.
Manvir could have made it 2-0, by 
taking a shot of his CLASS; 
but, missed the golden chance 
as he opted to PASS.
On the day of Saraswati Puja, 
in the ISL 2024, FC Goa 
team is no more UNBEATEN;
as on 14.02.2024, Mohun 
Bagan won it by 1-0 and that 
too in FC Goa's DEN."- Arindam Sain

AMADER OKHANE JAARA SARKAR CHALAYE, TAARA EKDUM BEKAAR !!!

"Byabsa chalaaye 'BEGUM JAAN';
1000 taaka e bikoye naari r SAMMAN.
Kothay lukiyeche SHAHJAHAN;
jaane oi NURJAHAN.
Pratham e galo SHILPO;
tarpor shuru holo dhop er GALPO.
Pass fail neyi school e, baro 
hoye korbe tomra BHIKKA;
kheyecho sudhu mid day 
meal, paaoni je kono SHIKKA.
Seyi Park Street theke 
shuru 'Naari NIRJAATAN';
aar sahyo kora jaayena, 
ebaare hok ei sarkar er PATAN.
Emon ekti jaati bote, bojhena 
kono rajnoitik CHAAL;
magaj dholai korbaar jonno ee toh 20 
taaka r pouch e dicche cholai MAAL.
Ekdom dakshin Kolkata kendrik 
sarkar, tai dakshin Kolkata r 
lokjon er kache sab ee BHALO;
kintu gram er lokeder katha 
keyu bhabena, emon ki uttarbanga 
te o pouchoyni unnayan er AALO.
Kaader ke jano era bole 'Buddhijeevi', 
ogulo aasole samaaj er 
ek jaatiyo APODHAARTHO;
sudhu jaa hok kore kaaj aar paisa kamano 
r dhaanda, anaatel maarka lecture debe, 
kintu bojhe sudhu nijeder SWAARTHO.
Aar ekjon toh ghar er kheye, bon er 
mosh taarate jaaye, othocho samlaate 
paarena nijer ghar er AAGOON;
jaatiyo sthar e, oi 'Indi' r pindi chotke 
gache, khaal paare bose khaak barang 
panta bhaat aar pora BEGOON.
Kolkata High Court ache bolei ekhano 
tobu o shanti teh bneche thakte 
paarche sadharan MAANUSH;
noile Police aar Prashasan toh 
pratiyogita kore nijeder moddhe, je 
ke kaar theke nite paarbe beshi GHUSH.
Sudhu atyachaar aar 

durniti chhara, aar 

kono kaaj ee toh korena 

ei apadharto SARKAR; 
ekta rajmistri parjyonto Hyderabad, 

Chennai baa Kerala e giye bole, 

'amader okhane jaara sarkar chalaye, 

taara ekdum BEKAAR'."- Arindam Sain