MILCHEY BADDUA, RAJKOSH HOCCHE KAM; MON E HOCCHE, JANNAT NOY, AMAAR NASEEB E ACHE JAHANNAM !!!

"MUMTAZ: 'Milchey baddua, 
rajkosh hocche KAM; 
mon e hocche, jannat noy, amaar 
naseeb e ache JAHANNAM.'

AURANGZEB: 'Atyachar beshi 
kore na korle, shikkito 
lokjon paabena BHOY; 
Peyaada der pechone khorcha 
hocche bahut swarna mudra, 
taai toh rajkosh eto fnaaka HOY.'

MUMTAZ: 'Bandho kore 
daao sab Madrasha, 
kore raakho ekdom 
ashikkito o BOKA; 
pet o jakhan laagbe khide, era 
ee chhurbe paathor sudhu 
oi khaabar er lobh e, kaal theke 
Madrasha bandho karo KHOKA.
Paash er ekti desh e, 
sekhaankar shaasak, sab 
lootera der ke baar kore 
diyeche taader desh THEKE;
oder ke o khaabar o thaaka r jayega 
kore daao, ora o chhurbe paathor, 
tarpor dekhbo aami, jeh ei shikkito 
janagan er andolan katodin TEKE.'

AURANGZEB: 'Aami katogulo shikkito
yuvak der ke korechi niyog, taara amader 
hoye korbe loot, dharshan, bhumi dakhal 
o nanarakam er saaririk ATYACHAAR;
oi shikkito janagan jato ee koruk pratibad, 
jato ee jaanak naalish, pooro shaasan toh 
apnaar haath e, kaajei paabe sudhu 
mrityudanda, paabena kono BICHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

ESO GOREY TULI 'SONAR BANGABHOOMI' !!!

"Kabiguru bneche 
thakle bolten NISCHOI;
e kon Bangabhoomi 
teh aamra ROI.
Je Bangaali jaati chilo 
shikkito, maarjito ebong 
sukh o shanti teh bhora 
jeevan er BHAKTO; 
aaj seyi Bangabhoomi teh, 
nongra rajneeti r jonno, sadharan 
maanush er jeevan e sukh o shanti 
neyi, barong hoyeche ROKTAKTO.
Ei Bangaali jaati r ki hobe bhabisyat, 
taah ei Bangaali janagan kei 
korte hobe NIRDHARAN; 
jeh prashasak dite paarena kono 
samaajik o aarthik surakkha, 
taake kano korben NIRBACHAN.
Aamaar apnaar kar er taaka e, 
oi durnitigrasto neta netri 
raa korche FURTI;
Satyajit Ray r seyi cinema r mato, 
aasun dori dhore maari taan, bhenge 
jaak atyachaari shashak er MURTI. 
Je Swami Vivekananda, 
ekjon Bangaali hoye, 
aanlo saara biswa jurey 
Hindutva r NABAJAGARAN; 
taar proti shraddha neyi, othocho kon 
bideshi Lenin, Marx niye kiser jonno 
chilo eto maatamaati, kano chilo ei 
jaati r erokom adbhut ACHARAN.
Diye 20 taaka r pouch er 'Bangla' CHOLAI;
korche era apnader magaj DHOLAI.
Katojon ke Kerala, Chennai 
aar Hyderabad e jete hoy 
kaaj er khoje, ekbaar khoj 
niye dekhechen KI;
ei rajye kono karmosansthan nei, 
taai chele meye sab baaire chole 
jacche, gota rajya taa ke 
'Briddhashram' banaben NAAKI.
Kuo theke beriye aasun, 
ekbaar dekhe aasun GIYE;
paasher rajya gulo 
giyeche onek EGIYE.
Bangaali jaati r ki neyi 
suni, pratibha, vidya o 
buddhi, sab ee AACHE; 
kintu nongra rajneeti aar 
knaakra r mato maramari kore, 
sudhu sudhu maar KHACCHE.
Kano tobu sab jene o, 
ghumiye achi aami, 
ghumiye acho TUMI; 
chitto ke jaagao, gorje otho 'Royal 
Bengal Tiger' er mato, eso gorey tuli 
'SONAR BANGABHOOMI'."- Arindam Sain

EBAAR KINTU BANGABHOOMI R JANAGAN, OI KALIGHAT ER KAATA GHAA E BHALO KORE CHETAABE TATA COMPANY R NOON !!!

"BABLOO: 'Raat holei Hindu baari r 
sundari bou der ke tuley niye jeto, 
oi jaati r kalanka ebong kulaangaar, 

barahonandan SHAHJAHAN; 
saala kaata r baccha, suor er mato 
ee dekhte, 1000 taaka anudaan 
rajya sarkar dicche bole, tui 
meyeder kere nibi SAMMAN. 
Ek samay chilo 
CPI(M) er basta 
pachaa MAAL; 
TMC teh dhuke aaro prashray 
peyeche, Talibani shashan cholche 
ekhane, jodi o eta 2024 SAAL.'

BABOOL: 'Oi daaini buri ta 
jedin haarbe, gota rajya jurey 
neme aasbe akaal DEEPAVALI; 
aar hote deowa jaabena 
ei rajye, nongra rajneeti 
r naam e NARABALI.
Bangaali jaati r uchit, ebaar 
oke ekta uchit shikkha deowa, 
kaaron or jonno kato niriho 
maa er kol hoyeche KHAALI;
jobe theke khamota e eseche, mahila 
der ee hoyeche sammanhaani, sei 
Park Street kando theke shuru, 
ekhan jwolche SANDESHKHALI.'

BABLA: 'Shahjahan er mato narak er 

kit, satyi ee, je kono jaati r ee kalanka, o 

graftaar hobaar por kintu, or jaati r lokjon 

o hoyeche khusi, koreni kono APOTTI ;
kaaron sabai toh aar kharap noy, oder 
moddhe onekei ekhan shikkito, kintu ei 
shashak dal bhaabe, je oi jaati r samasta 
vote, jano eder poitrik SAMPOTTI.'

BALA: 'Ami ei dal taa ke dal mon 

e korina, eta ekta private limited 
company jaara sudhu ee kore khoon, 
atyachaar, dharshan, churi aar DURNITI;
'Bangaali' jaati eto garbo kore, kintu 
onektai boka, dakkhin bharatiya der 
theke shekha uchit, kibhabhe ulte 
dite hoy, jaate na hoy nongra RAJNITI.
Nandigram e, je here gache, 
se abaar laagate chaiche 
Nandigram e AAGOON; 
ebaar kintu Bangaboomi r janagan, 
oi Kalighat er kaata ghaa e bhalo 
kore chetaabe TATA company r NOON.'"- Arindam Sain

RR QUALIFIED FOR THE NEXT ROUND BY DEFEATING RCB BY 4 WICKETS ON 22.05.2024 !!!

"Rovman took it, even 
if the catch was LOW;
Trent gave RCB, the 
first big BLOW.
Virat fell in Chahal's trap, 
after the POWERPLAY;
Ashwin hunted Green and Maxwell, 
a comeback indeed, one must SAY.
Despite being expensive, Avesh ended 
up at his bowling figure of 44/3;
in the total score of 172, the highest 
contributor is Kohli with his 33.
Jaiswal was sent back to 
the pavilion by GREEN;
Sanju made a blunder 
and got out at his 17.
The match looked evenly 
poised when RR lost 3 
wickets at the score of 86;
before being bowled 
out by Siraj, the Mr. Riyan 
scored a valuable 36.
Hetmyer and Powell made it 
look so easy and RR 
qualified in the next ROUND; 
by defeating RCB by 4 wickets 
on 22.05.2024 at the 
Narendra Modi GROUND."- Arindam Sain

THAT'S WHY WE SAY, THAT IN SOME CASES, A WHORE IS BETTER THAN A NON WORKING WIFE !!!

"MALE LAWYER: 'Nowadays, 
the Judges of Lower Courts lack 
so much modern law KNOWLEDGE; 
all those such 'good for nothing' old 
judges must take voluntary retirement, 
everyone must ACKNOWLEDGE.
Those types of Judges 
ask the lawyers about the 
recent laws AMENDMENT;
as if he/she has become a 
Judge to become a subject of 
fun, comedy or ENTERTAINMENT.
The non working Hindu 

girls are fully utilizing 

the loopholes of the 

Hindu Marriage ACT;

these married girls are filing 

false domestic violence cases and 

then begging for money in courts, 

what an easy business, it is, in FACT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Yeah, that's 

why, we say, that some cases, 

a whore is far better than 

a non working WIFE;

because a whore will take her 

money for that much time spent 

only, and will not blackmail her 

clients for their entire LIFE.
Recently, we saw a case in 

Kolkata, where a married 

boy gunned down his wife 

and his mother-in-LAW;
as for 6 years, the corrupted Judge 

was taking bribes and was stretching 

the divorce case unnecessarily, 

it is also a Court's FLAW.
In West Bengal, we are bloody 

fools basically to give those 

corrupted judges and heinous 

cops, even a little bit of RESPECT; 
if a Judge of lower court doesn't 

obey the orders of the High Court, 

then that Judge must be replaced 

with immediate EFFECT.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST SRH ON 21.05.2024 TO BECOME THE 1ST FINALIST OF TATA IPL 2024 !!!

"Toss was won by PAT; 
and he decided to BAT.
Head got bowled out at ZERO; 
as Mitchell emerged as the HERO.
What a catch taken by RUSSELL; 
as a result, Abhishek's wicket FELL.
Nitish departed as the catch 
was taken by GURBAZ;
Starc stormed in to 
bowled out SHAHBAZ.
Klaasen was about 
to rule like a KING;
but, a cool catch was 
taken by Rinku SINGH.
Tripathi had a confusion
at the partner's running CALL;
and had to go back to the pavilion
as Andre quickly threw the BALL.
Cummins played the 
captain's knock of 30; 
to win the match, the 
target for KKR was 160.
As usual, Narine 
looked AGGRESSIVE; 
but, Rahamanullah 
was also IMPRESSIVE.
On 21.05.2024, Venkatesh 
said, 'yeh dil maange MORE'; 
Shreyas said, 'Carry on, I am going 
to chase down your individual SCORE.
Winning by 8 wickets, KKR 
qualified as the first FINALIST; 
SRH will get another chance, let 
us see if there will be any TWIST."- Arindam Sain

'MAY I HELP YOU' AI ROBOTS MUST RESPOND TO THE INITIAL LEVEL PHONE CALLS !!!

"LADY HR MANAGER: 'We are 
getting lots of escalations, 
and they all are WOMEN; 
it is a very competitive environment, 
to bring in more business, be 
flexible, don't be so selective, MAN.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'Maybe, 
some beautiful women have complained 
as I tried hard to sell our products by 
saying that they are smart and BEAUTIFUL;
see, while marketing any product, I cannot 
talk like a rough old sarpanch of khap 
panchayat, I have to talk with a nice smile, 
cool words and I must look CHEERFUL.'

LADY HR MANAGER: 'Show me a 
woman who doesn't want to hear that she 
is looking beautiful, the escalation came 
from the women whom you are IGNORING;
I understand, your marketing strategy is to 
target the rich women, but, when you are 
sitting on that seat, you must give 
equal time to everyone, like any KING.
A lady customer can call you anytime, 
as she can have several queries about 
our products, but, you cannot play 
the game of 'Block BLOCK';
respond to their calls even if they call you 
at odd hours, even if she is not a potential 

customer for you, now, to all those 
mobile numbers, you just UNLOCK.
In any poor family, the poor 
women as respective 
housewives have huge IMPACT; 
whatever they say regarding money 
or golden jewellery, their respective 
husband obey them, that is a FACT.

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'See, time 
is money, and we don't waste time on 
that customer where we will not earn 
anything by doing any INVESTMENT;
bring in the concept of 'May I Help You' 
AI robot in our organization, who will 
respond to the initial level calls, it is just 
a suggestion to our top MANAGEMENT.'"- Arindam Sain