EVEN IN 1971, THEY WANTED TO BE A PART OF INDIA ONLY, WELL, IT US NEVER TOO LATE !!!

"LEADER OF SEVEN SISTERS STATES 
TRIBAL ASSOCIATION: 'To our seven 
sisters states, Mohammad Yunus 
is openly THREATENING;
Even the Mughals failed to invade Assam for 
17 times due to a courageous military general, 
Lachit Borpukhan under King Pratap Singha, 
so, we are giving Bangladesh, a WARNING.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'The Bangladesh 

government knows it very well, that it will 

take just 3 days for Indian Armed Forces 

to conquer the Bangladesh NATION; 
the foreign eyes are on 'Narikel Jinjira' and 

'Daruchini Dweep' as these are in a strategic 

location and earn more revenues as 

people visit here to enjoy VACATION.'

BANGLADESHI REPORTER: 'We did an 
online survey, where the majority of people 
voted in favour of Sekh Hasina as she 
brought a good growth and DEVELOPMENT;
Mohammad Yunus may turn out to be a 
puppet in the hands of China, Pakistan and 
USA, and a biased leader, you cannot hurt 
other religions and their SENTIMENT.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Indira 
Gandhi surely did a blunder, that 
region should have been annexed 
to India as the 'East Bengal' STATE;
their people neither respect the freedom 
nor the 'Bangabandhu', then that means, 
even in 1971, they wanted to be a part 
of India only, well, it is never too LATE.'"- Arindam Sain

INSIDE THE SEMINAR HALL OF RG KAR HOSPITAL OF KOLKATA CITY, THE LADY DOCTOR GOT RAPED AND MURDERED BY A CIVIC VOLUNTEER !!!

"BABLOO: 'The poor parents worked 
hard to make their daughter a good 
doctor and shine in that CAREER;
but, inside the seminar hall of 'RG Kar'
hospital, the lady doctor got raped 
and murdered by a civic VOLUNTEER.
This is not 'Bangladesh', 
but it is also the 'West BENGAL';
here also, there is a huge life 
risk, no one is safe at ALL'.

BABOOL: 'To enter into the seminar 
hall of a government hospital, how 
an outsider got ACCESS; 
also the administration and the  
infrastructural system of 'RG Kar' 
hospital is in total MESS. 
The Kolkata Police was initially trying 
to make it a suicide case, but, after 
the medical students union PROTEST; 
the Kolkata Police declared it as a 
case of rape and murder after proper 
postmortem and forensic TEST.'

BABLA: 'Nurses and lady doctors are 
ordered to switch off their mobile 
phone while doing duty at NIGHT;
even there are no separate changing 
rooms and washrooms for hospital 
staff, such is their PLIGHT.
Even the doors of the 
washrooms used by the 
patients have broken CLEAT; 
also treating the doctors like robots by 
giving them 36 hours of duty, the hospital 
super must resign from that SEAT.'

BALA: 'It is very shameful to see that 
a lady doctor is getting raped and 
killed and that too inside a hospital 
run by West Bengal GOVERNMENT;
the arrested culprit must be hanged 
till death but were there other culprits 
too, that must be investigated by 
the Kolkata Police DEPARTMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WILL CONTROL THE ENTIRE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT FROM NOW ON AND CAN DO ANY SECRET SURGICAL STRIKE !!!

"ISI AGENT: 'By killing so many 
Bengali muslims in 'Bangladesh', 
we have got a huge SUCCESS; 
it has become 'East Pakistan' 
again, 'Rajakar' and 'Jamat' are 
back in their terrorism BUSINESS.'

PAKISTAN ARMY GENERAL: 'But we 
are surprised that  why 'NIA' and 
'NSG' is still so SILENT; 
we expected that they will start killing 
Bangladeshi and Rohingya terrorists
in India by becoming VIOLENT.'

CHINESE SPY: 'They 
all know about our 
joint VENTURE;
so they are waiting for us to 
fall into a trap, and then they 
will start their ADVENTURE.'

USA DIPLOMAT: 'You guys are all fools, 
the Indian Government Intelligence team 
members are very smart and WISE;
the economic and political downfall of 

Afghanistan, Pakistan and Bangladesh 
is a blessing in DISGUISE.
India will control the entire Indian 
subcontinent from now on and can 
do any secret surgical STRIKE;
the map will show 3 different nations, 
but, these 3 nations will be under Indian 
control, which you may like or DISLIKE.'"- Arindam Sain

TODER KE KI KOIMU AAMRA AAR, CHOKH ER SAAMNE DEKSI KATOGULA KULAANGAAR !!!

"KANGAL MUCHHALMAN: 'Dekhso 
ki tumra, 'Gana Bhavan' er bhitor e 
dhuika, kato lootpaat korsi AAMI; 
fokot e jaa paaowa jaaye, andolan toh 
ekta chhuta maatro, jodi o ei jinis 
gula noy khub ekta DAAMI.'

KHANDANI MUSALMAN: 'Toder 
ke ki koimu aamra AAR; 
chokh er saamne dekshi 
katogula KULANGAAR'. 
Jeeni korsen Bangladesh 

ke swadhin, taar murti 

bhangsis tura, korchis abar 

sei murti r opor PRASRAAB;

tura toh deksi Mir Zafar er cheye 

o adham, kulangaar ebong gaddar, 

tura ki paap kaaj taa ee na korsis, 

seta sudhu ek baar BHAAB.

Tura prakrito musalman 
hoite paaris naai, 
hoisis MUCHHALMAN; 
jaanis sudhu chhal chaaturi, 
lootpaat aar dhangsoleela, toder 
naai kuno bibek aar AATMASAMMAN'"- Arindam Sain

JOY SURJYODEB ER JOY; OTIRIKTO BIDYUT BILL AAR NOY !!!

"BABLOO: 'Joy Surjyodeb er JOY;
otirikto bidyut bill aar NOY.
'www.pmsuryaghar.gov.in' website 
e darkhaasto kore, baari r chhad 
e lagiye fellum Solar PANEL;
proti maash e, praaye 300 unit 
bidyut er supply paabo binamulye, 
dekho dekhini prakriti r KHEL.'

BABOOL: 'Ei 'Pradhan Mantri 
Surya Ghar Muft Bill Yojana' 
ta kintu besh BHALO; 
subsidy o paaowa jaabe bhalo 
ee, aar Solar bidyut ei cholbe 
pakha aar jwolbe AALO.'

BABLA: 'Oi 'Haines 2 Solar Cooker 
aar Dutch Oven' e kintu bhalo ee hoy 
ranna, surjya r aalo r TAAPE;
Bharat Sarkar er uchit eirakam 'Solar Cooker' 
o subsidy teh deowa, kaaron LPG niye o, 

madhyabitto raa bhalo ee ache CHAAPE.'

BALA: 'Amader baari r chhad er 
Solar Panel e dhore naao je, 300 
unit bidyut utpanno HOLO; 
aamra maatro 200 unit khorcha korlum, oi 
otirikto 100 unit bidyut company r kache 
ferot jaabe, ki daarun byapar BALO.
Amar ghar er bidyut bill o bnaachlo, otirikto 
bidyut sarkar o pelo, ebong sarkar je amar 
theke kinlo, ami paabo sei bidyut er o DAAM;
je bidyut sarkar kine nebe, segulo sarkari 
electric bus gulo e deowa hobe, satyi ee 

Surjyodeb ke janai sato koti PRANAAM.'"- Arindam Sain

JAAK KICHU GHANTA R JONNO CHUTI, KORCHI BESH AARAM !!!

"Majhemoddhe kora bhalo UPOSH;
ete neyi kintu kono DOSH.
Pakasthali, Jakrita ebong 
Brikka paaye boiki BISHRAM; 
taara o bole othe, 'jaak kichu ghanta 
r jonno chuti, korchi besh AARAM.'
Jwal kom khaowaa r JONNO; 
oneker ee hoye KOSTHOKAATHINYA.
Aajkal khete bhule jacchi 
aamra chhatu, pepe aar BHUSHI; 
pratidin sakaal e pet pariskar howa khub 
jaroori, jodi mon ke rakhte hoy KHUSHI.
Jwal kom khaowaa taa o kintu paathar 
jome jabaar ekta onyotomo KAARAN;
roj ontoto paanch litre jwal paan korte 
ki asubidha, keyu toh koreni BAARAN.
Khaowa daaowa r por ee, 
songe songe ghumiye na 
pore, kichukkhon thakun JEGE;
protidin ontoto ek kilometre path
hnaatun, kintu seyi hnaata taa 
jano hoy ektu druto BEGE."- Arindam Sain

BHEEJE GHAASH ER SUBAAS, JHIJHI POKA R DAAK, AAR JONAKI R MITIMITI AALO, E JANO EK APARUP SRISTI !!!

"Saradin dhore aaj bristi 
porche taapur TUPUR;
bhaath ghum dicche gota 
graam, ekhan je DUPUR.
Ektu bela goralei, amader 
gram er school er maath e 
khela hobe FOOTBALL;
maath bolle bhool bola hobe, 
ei bristi teh doba hoye gache, 
maath e thoi thoi korche JWAL.
Jaara byata maath shukno 
thaakle o football khelte NAAMENA, 
taara o neme pore boiki, aajke toh 
dekhchi jhiri jhiri bristi o THAAMENA.
Khela sesh e, sabai jhaap diye pore 
galo pukur e, asole ghaat e je syaola SIRI;
ghaat er dhaar e, chaata niye bose ache 
'Thandi' buri, mon er sukh e, taanche BIRI.
Pukur er jwal e doob maarte maarte 
thik holo, je aaj raat er bela e, club e 
feast hobe, khaowa hobe KHICHURI;
'tora sab kochi sona naati aamar, amake 
ek thaala khete dis baba ra', korun konthe 
bolle amader graam er 'Thandi' BURI.
Raat e jakhan 'Thandi' buri o aamra 
khacchi khicuri, kichukkhon 
er jonno themeche BRISTI;
bheeje ghaash er subaas, jhijhi 
poka r daak, aar jonaki r mitimiti 
aalo, e jano ek aparup SRISTI."- Arindam Sain