DEKHAIYACHE TOMARE JAAHA; TUMI KANO SUDHU DEKHIBE TAAHA !!!

"GOYENDA: 'Dekhaiyache 
tomare JAAHA; 
tumi kano sudhu 
dekhibe TAAHA.'

LEKHAK: 'Ami o toh 
bhabchilam TAAI; 
satyi ee, telepathy r 
jor ache MASHAAI.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Jato baro 
ee aporadhi hok na kano, koreche 
nischoi kono na kono BHOOL; 
haath er chhaap mooche dile o, 
emon o hote paare, je kothao 
hoyto pore royeche ekta CHOOL.'

GOYENDA: 'Shorshe r moddhei 
royeche bhoot, taai hoyto
laagche eto SAMOY; 
sadharan maanush jon kintu chaarbena, er 
sesh dekhei chaarbe, thik bichaar chiniye 
nebe, taai aporadhi raa peyeche BHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

GAJANAN EBONG GANAPATI HOLEN GOURIPUTRA GANESH !!!

"Nandi je ekdum 
Prabhu BHAKTO; 
taai taar pokkhe kathin dwaar 
prahari hoya chilo khub SHAKTO.
Taai nijei tairi korlen 
Ganesh ebong taate dilen 
praan, swayang Devi PARVATI;
kintu ki sanghaatik kaando, 
bhetore dhukte dayeni bole, Ganesh 
er mundu dilen kete onaar PATI.
Hey Mahadev, korechen 
marattok BHOOL,
nijer ee putra r dike 
churey maarlen TRISHUL.
Jaao Nandi jaao, niye eso seyi 
mundu, jeta dekhte paabe 
pratham e, hok se je kono PRAANI;
Gajasur er Gajamukh seyi samman 
pelo boiki, kaaron Shiv ee sei aashirvad 
diyechilen, seta amra sabai JAANI.
Ganapati ebong 
Gajanan holen 
Gouriputra GANESH; 
je kono devi devata r pujo r 
aage, korte hobe Ganesh er pujo, 
eta ee Mahadev er AADESH."- Arindam Sain

KHEPE ACHE GOTA PRITHIBI R SAMAGRA BANGAALI JAATI; AAR NOY, EBAAR BICHAAR CHAAI BICHAA, JWALAO MOMBAATI !!!

"GOYENDA: 'Amabasya r raat, 
charidike ghutghute ANDHAKAAR; 
ei shashaan e, kono awoaaz ee nei,
seaal gulo o aaj korchena CHITKAAR.
Apnar katha mato niye 
esechi ekti khaata aar KALAM;
ei chandal ee tahole aaj raat 
e hobe onaar MAADHYAM.'

TANTRIK: 'Khepe ache gota prithibi 
r samagra Bangaali JAATI;
aar noy, ebaar bichaar chaai 
bichaar, jwalao MOMBAATI.
Bhar korte daao onaake, oi 
chandaal er SHORIRE;
likhben uni thik ee oi 
khaata e, dheere DHEERE.'

LEKHAK: 'Bujhlen mashai, chole 
toh eloom apnaar sathe, jeh 
dekhte, eita thik kirokom HOY;
tobe aaj kintu Bhagaban Ram baa 
Bajrangbali r naam nitei hocche, 
satyi bolte ki, korche ektu ektu BHOY.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Apnar 
bhoy nei, bhoy paoaar katha 
taar, jaar opor korben uni BHAR;
shorir theke beriye jabaar por 
kintu por er din or shorir e thakbe 

durbalota o haalka JWAR.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU JUST KEEP ON GIVING ME ANY BIG AMOUNT OF BRIBE; SO THAT ALL YOUR RICH CORRUPTED AND CRIMINAL CLIENTS CAN SURVIVE !!!

"CORRUPTED JUDGE: 'You just keep 
on giving me any big amount of BRIBE; 
so that all your rich corrupted and 
criminal clients can SURVIVE. 
India is such a funny country where 
you will hardly find any case against any 
corrupted Judge, as there is no strict LAW; 
I will keep on giving the hearing date 
after date, as in the Indian Judiciary 
system, this is the best FLAW.'

CORRUPTED LAWYER: 'Don't you worry 
at all, our rich clients will provide you 
all types of ENTERTAINMENT; 
you don't have to rely on 
the government pension 
also, after your RETIREMENT.
We have hardly seen any ED or Income 
Tax raids on any corrupted Judge for 
earning money in an illegal WAY; 
after retirement, buy a property in any 
foreign nation as from all these intelligence 

officers, you will be staying far AWAY.'"- Arindam Sain

AS YOU ARE ROWING IT UPSTREAM, TAKE YOUR TIME, BE STEADY AND SLOW !!!

"ASTROLOGER: 'After reading your palm, 
I predict that you will engage with a girl 
who is from some other NATION; 
but, if my prediction comes true, don't 
be in a hurry, as she may tempt you to 
go to a foreign place for a VACATION.
Don't start rowing the boat 
of romance in full FLOW;
as you are rowing it upstream, take 
your time, be steady and SLOW.'

COMMON MAN: 'Well, recently I 
started liking an air hostess of 
an international AIRLINES; 
though her father is of Indian 
origin but her mother's 
birthplace is in PHILIPPINES. 
You saw some of my photos 
with her in social MEDIA; 
now, I understand, how you are 
generating this type of weird IDEA.
I just wanted to know that after 
jumping to any other company, 
should I get at least 25 percent HIKE; 
but, how funny, you started 
predicting my personal life, 
which I generally DISLIKE.'"- Arindam Sain

KANO ETO NRISHANGSO HOLO SEI RAAT, ER PECHONE ROYECHE KAAR HAAT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Daktaar noy toh, jano DAKAAT,
manush er pratibaad ke bhabche UTPAAT;
kano eto nrishangso holo seyi RAAT,
er pechone royeche kaar HAAT.
Je sob puja committee nijeder 
paisa e korbe Durga PUJA; 
ekmatro seyi pandal gulo tei jaabo, 
manush ke boka banano, noy eto SOJA.'

BABOOL: 'Pratibaadi der ke maaine 
feraate bolche kalankito KANCHAN; 
orrey, tahole aagey feraate bol Sarada 
aar SSC durniti r kaalo GUPTADHAN.
Sadharan manush er thekei taaka 
loot kore dicche maasik BHAATA;
aar graam er boka mahila gulo bhabche 
je taara peyeche aarthik SWADHINATA.
Etodin hoye galo, taa 
o jodi naa hoy er BICHAAR;
tahole hotei thakbe naari 
der opor ATYACHAAR.'

BABLA: 'Humki dicche jeh, pratibaadi 
der naam e korbe FIR, bhabishyat 
naaki kore debe ANDHAKAAR; 
10 koti lok takhan rajneeti tei naambe, 
emon biplab shuru hobe, je maati 
teh pisey jaabe sab AHANKAAR.'

BALA: 'Ekhano toh sabai maath 
e naameni, opekkha e ache, je 
sathik bichaar hobe KOBE;
kintu jodi bichaar naa hoy, ei 
atyachaari duskriti raa nishabde 
kharkuto r mato urrey JAABE.'"- Arindam Sain

KI NRISHANGSO CHILO SEI RAAT; KI AMAANOBIK ATYACHAAR !!!

"LEKHAK: 'Bolen ki mashaai, 
highly suspicious, sesh e kina, 
jato dosh Nando GHOSH; 
tobe akash kintu pariskar 
noy, meghacchonno, kano ee 
baa eto fnhosh FNHOSH.'

GOYENDA: 'Uttarbanga theke 
Kolkata aasbaar jonno, kono night 
helicopter service nei NISCHOI; 
pooro prokriya taa ee chilo purbo 
porikolpito, kintu bhabte pareni, jeh 
eta niye charidike hobe eto HOICHOI. 
Ki nrishangso chilo sei raat, 
ki amaanobik ATYACHAAR; 
taai toh sadharan munush sabai miley 
nemeche path e, chaaite BICHAAR.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Duskriti 
der diye bhangchur kore lopaat 
koreche onek PRAMAAN; 
bhoy peyeche jehetu sadharan manush 
sabai korche pratibaad, taai pratibaadi 
der dicche humki, korche ASAMMAN.
Kano doshi der ke bachaate chaiche, 
tahole ki koyek jon er kaan taanlei 
chole aasbe baro baro MATHA; 
eto ee baa bhoy kiser jonno, ekhane o ki 
cholto durniti, ebaar aar naatok noy, ebaar 
aar paa e noy, hoyeche hriday teh BYATHA.'"- Arindam Sain