IF IT IS TRUE LOVE, THEN WE DO SHARE !!!

"THAI GIRL: 'It is better to 
visit a red light area and  
rescue a PROSTITUTE; 
and by returning her to the 
mainstream society, regard her as 
your unfaithful wife's SUBSTITUTE.
She has ditched you, she has 
left you, she is no longer your 
better half, she is now a VULTURE;
in ancient India, men used to marry many 
women, 'Kamasutra' was written here, so 
liberal and modern was their CULTURE.'

INDIAN BOY: 'We say 

that smoking is 
injurious to HEALTH; 
but, on the other hand, we are 
not shutting down cigarette factories 
as it is helping them to gain WEALTH. 
Red light areas are 
giving some revenues 
to them and adultery 
is not a CRIME; 
but, if a person has multiple 
spouses or gets married for multiple 
times, then that person is mentally 
harassed from time to TIME.'

BALINESE HINDU GIRL: 'Come 
to Indonesia, where we respect 
'Love', even though polygamy is 
criticised, but still we DARE;
just like Bhutan, our focus is on happiness 
index, we find out, what makes our beloved 
ones happy, if the demands are not harmful 
or evil, if it is true love, then we do SHARE.'"- Arindam Sain

GYAN ARJAN KORTE HOLE, PORTEI HOBE BHALO KORE PROTYEKTA BISHOY R PAATHYA PUSTAK !!!

"JHUMJHUM: 'Master mashai, 100 
kilogram hole, tobei ki hoy 1 QUINTAL; 
shunlam kon ekta dam theke 
naaki jwal chereche GATOKAAL.'

JOGESHWAR: 'Haan jwal chereche, 
tobe Cusec e, Quintal e NOY;
1 Cusec jwal chhara maane, praaye proti 
second e, 28.32 litre jwal chara HOY.'

JHUMJHUM: 'Accha master mashai, 
dnhoya r rang dekhe ki bojha jaaye, 
kaarkhana e ki hocche TAIRI;
kato ki dekhi edik odik, mon e onek 
prashno jaage, kato kichu jinish er 
byapare ami kichui jaanina MAAIRI'.

JOGESHWAR: 'Gyan arjan korte hole, 
portei hobe bhalo kore protyekta 
bishoy r paathya PUSTAK;
pora e toh toder mon nei, sudhu khaali 
mobile phone e video game khelis 
aar vidyalay teh ese koris BAKBAK.'"- Arindam Sain

PRASHASHAK JODI HOY MITHYABAADI; TAHOLE TOH PRATIDIN EE BAARBE EK TA EK TA KORE PRATIBAADI !!!

"Prashashak jodi 
hoy MITHYABAADI: 
tahole toh pratidin ee baarbe 
ek ta ek ta kore PRATIBAADI.
Ora o toh chotobela theke kheye 
eseche TATA company r NOON; 
tahole TATA ke kano korlo tata bye bye, 
aasole prashasan e dhoreche GHOON.
Humki diye chaalano 
jaayena PRASHAASAN;
prashasak er prasroy peyeche bolei na 
dik e dik e atyachaar korche DUSSHASAN.
Sadharan maanush raajkar daye boleyi 
kintu fnaaka hoye jaayena oi RAJKOSH;
othocho police aar prashasan debena 
kono pariseva, taai baarche JANAROSH.
'Abhaya' kaando r 
hocchena kono BICHAAR; 
othocho dik e dik e 
berei choleche ATYACHAAR.
Aar jwolche na mombaati, ebaare 
jwolche pratibaad er MASHAAL;
sundar pariseva o bybohaar taa ee mon 
e thake, oi godi thakena CHIRAKAAL."- Arindam Sain

AAR DAL BATI CHURMA NOY, EENA RA EKHAN MAACH BHAATH KHAAN !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kolkata r lokjon bhool 
korena, jakhan kore 'Sainthia' 
(সাঁইথিয়া) r UCCHARAN; 
kintu 'Sain' (সাঁই) shabdo taar 
uccharan taa bhool kore 
fale, janina er ki KAARAN.'

BABOOL: 'Tobe ei 'Sain' (সাঁই)
bangsho kintu Shridi Sainbaba 
(সাঁইবাবা) r bhakto NOY; 
kintu 'Ugra Kshatriya' kano 
bola hoye eder ke, jaante hole, 
ektu itihaas er paata oltaate HOY.'

BABLA: 'Alwar er, ubhay 'Saini' o 

'Sain' (সাঁই) e ra chilo Maharana 

Pratap er aamole r SAINIK;
tarpor Benaras aar Patna 
hoye, Paschimbanga teh 
choriye porlo edik ODIK.'

BALA: 'Patna theke dui 
bhaag hoye, ekta gosthi 
dhuklo Medinipur aar ekta 
gosthi dhuklo BARDHAMAN; 
praaye 100 bachor dhore ei Rajput ra 
achen Bangabhoomi teh, taai hoyeche 
Bangaali, aar dal bati churma noy, eena 
ra ekhan sabai maach bhaath KHAAN.'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, YOU NEVER KNOW, ANYTIME ANYWHERE YOU CAN CREATE ANY MAGIC !!!

"PUNJABI: 'There is nothing 

more delicious in life than those 

mouth watering chicken DISHES;

I agree that you guys belong to the 

coastal areas, that's why, your taste buds 

are always so fond of so many FISHES.'

BENGALI: 'Those who eat fish like 

me, always have a smart BRAIN;

you are like 'Simran' of DDLJ, always 

running to board the romantic TRAIN.'

PUNJABI: 'It proves that 

we have a good heart and 

we are always OPTIMISTIC;

life becomes boring as your 

brain is too smart to always 

make you think REALISTIC'.

BENGALI: 'That's why, I selected you 

only as my better half, because your 

romantic heart can defy any LOGIC;

when you listen to your heart, you 

never know, anytime anywhere you 

can create any MAGIC.'"- Arindam Sain

GADI CHAARO EBAAR; PAALA BADAL ER SAMAY ESECHE ABAAR !!!

"2011 saal theke sudhu 

shunchi oi shilanyas er ee GALPO; 

Spain e giye ke jano bollo 'Salboni', 
koi tobu elo na toh kono SHILPO.
Takhan kaar din e, keu Calcutta 
University theke 70 percent pele, 
loofe nito je kono SANSTHA; 
aar ekhan sabai 90 percent paaye, 
othocho competitive parikkha e golla 
paaye, eto taa ee kharap ABOSTHA.
Takhan kaar din e, chor dakaat ra Police 
ke bhoy peto bole, sadharan maanush 
kintu Police der ke dito onek SAMMAN;
ekhan toh Police er theke chor e der kadar 
beshi, emon hoyeche ei samaaj, Police 
der ke sahyo korte hoy kato APOMAAN.
Nichu sthar er class e, English 
na poraano ta chilo Baam 
shaasan er ekta baro BHOOL; 
onek Bangla medium chaatro raa IIT 
parikkha pass koreche, eto taa ee bhalo 
chilo sarkari Bangla medium SCHOOL.
Takhan kintu 
reetimato korte 
hoto PORASHONA; 
shikkhak shikkika ra bolei 
diten, 'Pora pore naa aasle, 
aar class er bhitore ESONA'.
Takhan kaar din er class 8 
pass kora lokjon koreche 
je gyan ARJAN;
ekhan kaar graduate pass kora chhatro 
chaatri der seyi gyaan neyi, emon ki 
'Bangaaliyana' ke o diyeche BISARJAN.
Sarkari school e takhan 
kono kharcha ee 
laagto na PRAAYE; 
emni ee nije theke school e chole 
jeto sabai, ekhan toh 'Mid day Meal' 
khaowaa r lobh ei school e JAAYE.
Shikkhak Shikkika raa baari r 
kachakachi r kono school ei korten 
chaakri, chilo onek DWAAITYO; 
aar jehetu pass fail chilo, school gulo r 
moddhe pratiyogita chilo, taai unaara 
protyek bishoy diten samaan GURUTTWO.
Jataytaat e o bisesh khorcha 
hoto na, Bus ebong Tram er 

jonno chilo je 'Student PASS'; 
aar paribahan byabostha o 
chilo durdaanto, ghano ghano 
chilo laal rang er sarkari BUS.
School jabaar samay sarkari 
bus er dorja e moja kore 
jhule jhule JAAOWA; 
aar baari ferbaar samay 
tram e bose, bhalo ee laagto 
khete thanda HAAOWA.
Jei na dhakka 
khelo 'TATA';
pooro rajyer shilpo 
teh elo BNHAATA.
'Calcutta Tram Company' r 

chilo takhan ki daarun pariseva, 

jakhan khamota e chilo 'BAAM'; 
ekhan emon prashasan, je Kolkata r maan 

samman toh gacheyi, oitihaasik oithiyo 
taa o galo, bandho hoye galo TRAM.
Eto sundar swasthyo byabostha 
ekhan ei rajye, je saarbei naa 
apnaar kono BYAMO;
raakh bhai toder oi sathihaara 
card, chollum bhai Vellore e, oder 
satyi ee ki sundar PARIKHATAMO.
Etodin tobu o Bangaali jaati 
sahyo kore nilo, ki dhoirjyoshakti 
ache tahole BHAABOON; 
tobe ei 'Abhaya' kaando 
kintu choriye dilo 
kaata ghaa e NOON.
Aagun er fulki teh diyeche 
phoo, daau daau kore jwolche 
aagun, charidik UTTAAL;
gorje uthlo Bangaali jaati, Royal Bengal 
Tiger er mato, paal tola nouko kore elo 
kato praatibaadi, jwollo kato MASHAAL.
Rakkhak ee jakhan Bhakkak, 
takhan khamotachyuto 
kore deowaa ee BHALO;
jato ee baro hok na kano 
surango, taar thik sesh praanto 
teh giye, dekha jaaye asha r AALO.
Baarota toh baajiyei 
cherecho, gadi chaaro EBAAR;
itihaas er punarabritti ghote boiki, 
paala badal er samay eseche ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

KAHE KI HEY, EI KANYA; PRAKRITI NAHE, MANUSYA JAATI KORIYACHE EI BANYA !!!

"KELTU: 'Kahe ki 
hey, ei KANYA;
prakriti nahe, manusya 
jaati koriyaache ei BANYA.
Ektu na hoy dhukiyache jwal, 
jaaye toh naahi kahaar o PRAAN;
chahiya dekhiyacho ki, je nouka 
koriya aasiteche banya r TRAAN.'

PALTU: 'Tui je 
dekhchi amader ke 
besh bhalo ee HASAALI; 
orrey chalti bhasha r sathe 
sadhu bhasha meshaale, sei 
dosh ke bole, 'GURUCHANDAALI'.
Taah jwal toh aar chhara jaayena 
jatokkhon na rajya sarkar er kichu 
aamla dicche taader SAKKHAR;
se bodhoy bhabche, je vidyalay 
gulo e pass fail neyi bole, 
sabai ekdom NIRAKKHAR'.

BILTU: 'Sei 2011 saal, 

aar ekhan 2024 SAAL;
kothay ki masterplan, ek 
ee rakam roye gache GHATAL.
Paschimbanga r janagan 
koreche je BHOOL; 
aaj dite hocche 
taar ee MAASOOL.'

LALTU: 'Paschimbanga r charidike 
sudhu hataasha aar HAHAKAAR; 
duskriti raa prokasye atyachaar kore, 
police o prashasan ekdom NIRBIKAAR.
Saamnei Durga Pujo, oi 
Durga Pujo e sab kichu 
bhule jaabe 'BANGAALI'; 
abar kono 'Abhaya' r dharshan 
o nrishangso hatyaleela ghotbe, 
ei jaati ta royeyi jaabe KANGAALI.."- Arindam Sain