UNLESS YOU GUN DOWN THE TERRORISTS, THE WORLD ECONOMY WILL NOT PROSPER !!!

"MOSSAD LADY OFFICER: 'When 
China was eyeing to capture 
the Bangladesh MARKET; 
the USA intentionally planned 
to capture St. Martins, that 
island became their TARGET.'

SVR FEMALE AGENT: 'The safe 
hiding places for the terrorists 
operating in India are generally in 
Kashmir, Kerala and West BENGAL;
India may go for twin surgical strikes 
in two neighbouring terrorist nations 
and China may conquer north Pakistan 
which is not a difficult task at ALL.'

SIA MALE AGENT: 'We belong to a 
modern nation and you will always see 
jealousy from Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran 
where mentality is still in the Stone AGE;
we welcome the move for a common 
currency of Asia, but, the condition of 
our economy may compel us to send 
back Kerala workers at this STAGE.'

IB MALE OFFICER: 'Our first target 

should be to put an end to financial 
terrorism, so that, those terrorists 
organizations die out of STARVATION;
unless you gun down the terrorists, 
the global economy will not prosper, 
so, we must start joint operations by 
entering into any terrorist NATION."- Arindam Sain

TUFAN JHATKA MUTTON BIRYANI !!!

"BAADAL: 'Korechish ki re bhai, 
Bangaali der ekhan Biryani 
khaowa r jhokh bereche JAANI; 
kintu taa bole, hotath tor dokaan 
e eto bheerh, dokaan er naam, 
'Tufan Jhatka Mutton BIRYANI.'

TUFAN: 'Pratham e khulechilam 
'Tufan Jhatka Mutton' naam 
e ekta maangsho r DOKAAN;
ekdin ek sarkari bank manager bollen, 
'ekta restaurant khulun aar amader 
bank theke mudra loan niye JAAN'.'

BIDYUT: 'Por er baarshik bachor theke, 
bina mortgage e, Pradhan Mantri Mudra 
Yojana loan paaowa jaabe 20 LAKH;
ohe Tufan Tiwari, ei Paschimbanga tei 
theke ja tui, aar Uttar Pradesh e desh er 
baari te giye chaash korte hobena 'AAKH'.'"- Arindam Sain

MEN FIRE BULLETS AND THESE BITCHES BLEED !!!

"BABLOO: 'I just told my wife that she 

should not make those semi nude 

reels in any social media WEBSITE; 

she filed a false domestic violence 

case against me and for our 

family, she is now a TERMITE.'

BABOOL: 'A wife of any anti-social 

person or a drunkard hardly files 

any case of domestic VIOLENCE;

because he beats her up and even 

her parents so well, if possible, that 

there is always a pin drop SILENCE.'

BABLA: 'These types of 

disgusting girls deserve 

this type of TREATMENT;

even the laws of Hindu marriage act 

has so many bloody loopholes, that 

it requires immediate AMENDMENT.'

BALA: 'By filing false cases, these 

girls do earn money as some judges 

and lawyers also cannot control GREED; 

as the cases are intentionally delayed 

and harassment continues, men fire 

bullets and these bitches BLEED.'"- Arindam Sain

PRASHASHAK ER KAPAAL E DUKKHO ACHE, JODI BHOOLE JAAYE 'SAHANUBHUTI' AAR 'SOUJONNYO' !!!

"Baro ee bipad boiki, jodi samasta 
daktaar ra deke bose DHARMAGHAT;
samay thakte thaktei kintu 
kaatiye felaa bhaalo, ei JAT.
Eena ra ee samaj er sab 
theke beshi MEDHAABI;
aar nyajyo boiki eder 
sab kota DAABI.
Ekhano hoyni 
'Abhaya' r BICHAAR; 
dik e dik e baarche naari 
der opor ATYACHAAR.
Prashasan jodi naa dite 
paare sadharan maanush 
der ke SURAKKHA;
ei Bangaali sadharan maanush gulo 
ee hoye uthbe baagh ebong paalta 
maarbe, diye debe uchit SHIKKA.
Ganatantra tairi hoyeche 
janagan er dwara, janagan er 
saarbik surakkha r JONNYO;
prashashak er kapaal e dukkho 
ache, jodi bhoole jaaye 'Sahanubhuti' 
aar 'SOUJONNYO'."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN BEAT EAST BENGAL BY 2-0 AT THE 400TH KOLKATA DERBY ON 19.10.2024 !!!

"It was the 400th Kolkata Derby 
match on 19.10.2024 and the 
Saltlake Stadium was FULL;
initially the East Bengal strikers did try 
hard, but, the Mohun Bagan goalkeeper, 
Kaith was very vigilant and CAREFUL.
Mohun Bagan went for the 
counterattack and Manvir's header 
to net the ball was really EXCELLENT;
but, alas, the Mohun Bagan 
team just fell in the trap of 
offside at that MOMENT.
Had Liston Colaco been successful
in his shots, no doubt, he could 
have become the HERO;
even Mohun Bagan 
could have easily 
won this match by 5-0.
Deep defense of East Bengal got totally 
exposed as the Mohun Bagan strikers 
were raiding every now and THEN;
Manvir utilised the unmarked region 
and gave a fantastic pass and what 
a finish to score a goal by MACLAREN.
The 2nd half 
was of Maclaren and 
Rodriguez PARTNERSHIP;
though, Liston can be the 
trump card for the next matches 
in this CHAMPIONSHIP.
It was a one sided game 
where East Bengal could 
hardly make any IMPACT;
Petratos scored from a penalty 
and Mohun Bagan had to end the 
match with only 2-0 in FACT."- Arindam Sain

MAHALAXMI MAHABHOG !!!

"HERMIT: 'Today, our 'Royal 
Chef' has surely cooked 
something INTERESTING;
on 'Mahalaxmi Mahabhog' day, 

every year, our 'Royal Chef' 

always cooks something EXCITING.'

KING: 'Yes, here comes our 
'Royal Chef' with his 
disciples to serve the FOOD;
his disciples are also learning 
to cook varieties of royal food 
items and they are all so GOOD.'

ROYAL CHEF: 'Namaskar ! 
Maharaj ! you are about to 
enjoy the 'Emperor RICE';
but, this rice is not good for those 
who are having diabetes or fatty 
liver, it is just a little ADVICE.
The black rice is accompanied by 
Barbati (Lobia) Dal, Barbati Bada 
and Banana stem (Thor) CURRY;
this is a very nutritious vegetarian dish, 

but, chew the food items properly, no 

need to eat it in a HURRY.'"- Arindam Sain

TO SAIL THE SHIP SMOOTHLY AND DO LOTS OF FISHING, 'KNOWLEDGE IS POWER' !!!

"GIRL: 'What is true 
love, I do KNOW; 
I want to dance with 
you under the SNOW.
My heart is ringing 
the romantic BELL;
and the brain asks, 'you are 
in love ! oh ! How did you FELL ?'

BOY: 'My income 
is quite LOW; 
and indeed a very 
poor FOLLOW.
But, I do respect your love, 
otherwise, I had no plan 
to settle down at this AGE;
your rich father wants me to venture 
out in your city, but, I will continue 
my small business in our VILLAGE.'

GIRL: 'My father has always 
maintained a diversified portfolio 
while doing the BUSINESS;
we will start a partnership business 
in the city after marriage where 
your investment will be LESS.
In any case, my plan is that 
our children will study in a 
reputed school of this CITY;
my true love is not blind, our 
children will even graduate from a 
top rated world class UNIVERSITY.
No matter, in business, even if it is 
sea storm or just THUNDERSHOWER;
to sail the ship smoothly and do lots 
of fishing, 'Knowledge is POWER'.'"- Arindam Sain