PAARLE ROJ CHINA BADAAM BAA MATAR SHUTI KHAABEN, JAKHAN JETA JOTE !!!

"JAHAR RUGI: 'Ki aar 
bolbo daktaar babu, 
amar dukkher KATHA; 
eke toh seetkaal ese 
gache, aar saara raat kore 
amar dnaath e BYATHA.'

BHANU DAKTAAR: 'Taai naaki, 
haa korun, ektu mere dekhi AALO; 
hmm, dnaath er abostha 
motei noy BHALO. 
Boli kaal je mangsho kheyechen, 
seta ekhano dnaath er maari 
teh aatke ROYECHE;
apni khabaar rekhe deben, aar 
kitaanu raa khabaar khabena, emni 
emni ki aar dnaath e byatha HOYECHE.
Naa, taah bole oi tooth prick diye 
khochaben naa, ote abaar dnaath er 
majhkhaan gulo hoye jaaye FNAAKA; 
toothbrush baa nokh diye baar korun 
ogulo, osudh likhe dilum, abar 3 din 
por aasben, din ebaar 200 TAAKA.'

JAHAR RUGI: 'Ekta malam er naam 
likhechen thik ache, kintu vitamin B 
complex tablet o bolchen KHETE;
aami eto eto bhalo bhalo 
khabaar khaai, taah 
vitamin B ki neyi TAATE.'

BHANU DAKTAAR: 'Maari teh lege 
ache rakto r daag, taar maane 
bhalo ee beroye RAKTO; 
je toothbrush byabohaar 
korben, taar bristle jano 
na hoy beshi SHAKTO.
Paarle roj china badaam 
baa matar shuti khaaben, 
jakhan jeta JOTE;
aar khaasi r maangsho taa 
beshi na kheye, barong khaan beshi 
kore pnaatha r METE.'"- Arindam Sain

NAZARDAARI TEH GAA CHHARA BHAAB, SUDHU KHAZNA TA NAYE GUNI !!!

"SOUMITRA: 'Bazaar e gele toh, 
thik kortei paari na, je kinbo 
sudhu aloo, na sudhu BEGOON;
bazaar e o aagoon, aar seetkaal 
porlei, kano ki jaani Kolkata r 
chaturdike lege jaaye AAGOON.'

RABI: 'CESC r engineer gulo o 
toh korena kono electric lamp 
post er PARIDARSHAN;
sudhu onekkhon dhore bidyut 
pariseva na thakle, onek naalish 
pele, tobeyi daye paara e DARSHAN.'

CHINMOY: 'Ekta ayeen kora uchit bujhli, 
je, jekhane sekhane baanale cholbena, 
ek gaada jinishpatra r GUDAAM;
ei je eto aagun laagche Kolkata sahar 
e, ete jaamon aatanka choracche, 
tamon ee hocche sahar er BADNAAM.'

ANUP: 'Dekho kaando, sudhu idea 
r chorachori, boli beraal er galaa 
e ghanta ta bnaadhbe ke SUNI;
Kolkata pourasabha maane toh ekhan, 
'felo karhi, maakho tel', nazardaari teh gaa 
chhara bhaab, sudhu khazna ta naye GUNI.'"- Arindam Sain

THE 'WAKF BILL' WILL BE AMENDED IN THE WINTER SESSION OF 2024 IN THE PARLIAMENT !!!

"HERMIT: 'Conquering India 
without any war is their AIM; 
without any valid proof, no property is 
their property and they cannot CLAIM.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'This is 
a shadow war in the name of 
a particular RELIGION; 
to illegally grab the lands of Hindu, 
Sikh, Christian, Buddhist, Jain and 
Parsee people of any REGION.'

CHIEF WARRIOR: 'If the Wakf bill 
system is not changed, then there 
can be civil war at any PLACE;
and for the majority race it will be 
the golden opportunity to reduce 

the population of that minority RACE.'

KING: 'When there is no mention of this 
bullshit act in our constitution, then it 
requires immediate AMENDMENT; 
the 'Waqf Bill' will be amended 
in the Winter session of 2024 
in the PARLIAMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

IF YOU PERFORM, THE ULTIMATE ELECTION RESULTS WILL TRANSFORM !!!

"BABLOO: 'What a performance in 
Maharashtra in 2024 by 'MAHAYUTI'; 
what a team spirit 
indeed, just a BEAUTY.'

BABOOL: 'Bottomline is,
that if you PERFORM; 
the ultimate election 
results will TRANSFORM.'

BABLA: '10 percent population 
of the top 30 nations will 
be Indians only by 2030;
at least that is the secret mission 
of India and to gain more knowledge, 
Indians are always THIRSTY.'

BALA: 'Even the poorest fellow of 
the 'Economic Pyramid' in India 
is demanding DEVELOPMENT; 
step by step, the common people of 
such a big democracy, are respecting 
the words, 'Vision' and 'ACHIEVEMENT'."- Arindam Sain

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL INDEED, THOUGH, SOMETIMES IT BRINGS HAPPINESS, SOMETIMES IT BRINGS SORROW !!!

"GIRL: 'When love is in the air, 
don't forget to open up your MIND; 
else you may unknowingly 
leave your love BEHIND.'

BOY: 'Love often hurts, 
so, it is better to IGNORE;
but, girls like you are always 
desperate, what's in me to EXPLORE.'

GIRL: 'When we girls fall in true 
love, it is like, after a sunny day, 
the clouds are going to RAIN;
even Radha could not control herself 
when she fell in love with Krishna 
as our heart dominates our BRAIN;
why you need to worry about 
the tunnels and the hilly TERRAIN; 
when I am the loco pilot of 
this superb romantic TRAIN.'

BOY: 'Oh ! No ! Not AGAIN; 
but, yes, it is true, no pain, no GAIN.
Don't speed up the romantic 
train, be steady and SLOW;
open up your hair, enjoy the 
wind, just go with the FLOW.
Due to past experiences, I am 
just a bit sceptical, but, my 
mind is not at all NARROW;
love is beautiful indeed, though, 
sometimes it brings happiness, 
sometimes it brings SORROW.'"- Arindam Sain

EKMATRO BHALOBASHA TEI PAABE TUMI SAB RANG, PAABE TUMI SUKH O SHAANTI !!!

"MADHAVI: 'Gaa er 
rang hok na KAALO; 
kintu tomar mon 
ta je khub BHAALO.'

MURALI: 'Tomake o 

dekhte noy toh MANDO;
aar oi mukh e ki sundar misti haasi 
tomar, tomakei aamar PACHONDO.'

MADHAVI: 'Tahole aar ki, 
haath ta dharo AMAAR; 
aar niye chalo saat 
samudra PAAR.
Ei sab saamaajik praani der 
samaaj kintu bhalo ee nishtoor, 
era ki bujhbe amader ei BHALOBASA; 
tumi jakhan bnaashi bajaao, 
mon e hoye jano, tomar buk chire 
beriye aasche prem er BHASHA.'

MURALI: 'Kakhano 
raat, kakhano DIN; 
kintu ei prithibi kintu noy saada 
aar kaalo, barong ekdom RANGIN.
Ekmatro bhalobasha tei 
paabe tumi sab rang, 
paabe tumi sukh o SHAANTI;
Ki seet, ki barsha, ki grisyo, baa hemanta, 
baa basanta, jato khushi bhalobese jaao 
amake, ete nei kono KLAANTI.'"- Arindam Sain

JEKHANE DHAKKA DILE HOBE KAAJ, SEKHANEI DHAKKA DIN TARATARI !!!

"Katogulo Bengal 
Police er toh dekhchi 
berei jacche BNHURI;
aar jaara douradouri kore chor 
dhorche, taara bhabche, 'ei bujhi 
posting hoye galo JALPAIGURI'.
Sorasori jodi madhya Kolkata 
r dike dhakka maarto 'AMPHAN'; 
tahole onek baari ee bhenge porto 
aar chole jeto onek PRAAN.
Sanglaap boltei paarodarshi Bihar 
er bangshodbhuto HAKIM;
samasya r kono samadhan ee neyi, 
thik jano rupkatha r 'Ghora r DIM'.
Onek naatok ache kendra aar rajye r 
moddhe, beshi aasha korben aa AAR;
hoyto aar hobe o na 
'Abhaya' r BICHAAR.
Taar ee dekhchi 'PMAY' teh 
abaar hoye jacche baari, jaar 
aagey thekei ache paaka BAARI;
sadharan manush er kache ek taa ee 

anurodh, jeh, jekhane dhakka dile hobe 

kaaj, sekhanei dhakka din TARATARI."- Arindam Sain