OH ! 'PRASAD' TAA TOH DEKHINI !!!

"MADAN: 'Oh ! 'Prasad' taa toh 
dekhini, erokom ekta bhool data 
entry korechi aamra, hey RAM;
eeni 'Lakkhi Bhandar' peten thik 
ee, kintu aasole 'Lakkhi Prasad 
Lahiri' ee eena r pooro NAAM.'

MANIK: 'Bhablum joma kore debo 
oi 'Lakkhi Bhandar' er DATABASE; 
kintu tomader ei bhool data 
entry, ekdum khaaiye dile CASE.
Ekhan notun sarkar ebaar 
aanche baaro paata r form, 
notun kore korte hobe ABEDAN;
ekta choto data entry r bhool e kato 
kichu fnaash hoye galo balo dekhini, 
satyi ee tomra sab ek ek ta MADAN.'"- Arindam Sain

GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS MUST IMPROVE ITS INFRASTRUCTURE !!!

"Why private schools 
still demand DONATION;
all parents are not so 
rich in this NATION.
Yes, maybe, private schools 
are having shorter VACATION;
are those parents forced to invest 
more for a better EDUCATION.
Almost everyone debates 

about bringing back 

'Gurukul CULTURE';
but no one debates that the
government schools must 
improve its INFRASTRUCTURE. 
Good theoretical education 
is good as in marksheet, it 
helps to get a better GRADE;
but, in reality, the skill based 
practical education wins in the long 
run, as that knowledge will never FADE."- Arindam Sain

I AM JUST A MIDDLE CLASS COMMON MAN !!!

"At breakfast, 
no Egg TOAST,
at lunch, no 
Chicken ROAST,
neither a guest 
nor a GHOST,
not a hunter, but 
can be your HOST.
I didn't ever search in any 
AI app, what is true love, 
but my heart can feel IT;
wise men always say that 
romance in true love always 
keep humans healthy and FIT.
From top to bottom, 
you can SCAN;
I am just a middle 
class common MAN.
Not so rich is neither my 
bank balance nor WALLET;
enriched with a modern 
mentality is my MINDSET.
I don't know how to PROPOSE,
with a red colored ROSE;
but, one thing 
is SURE,
that my love 
towards you is PURE.
Your father insulted 
me by saying that 
I am JOBLESS;
but, I have recruited so many 
young people in my firm which 
is a successful startup BUSINESS.
In any business, there will 
be profit, there will be LOSS;
but at the end of the day, your lover 
is not an employee, he is the BOSS.
I am neither a government 
servant nor a CELEBRITY;
but an entrepreneur with 
sincerity and INTEGRITY.
As a common man, I am putting 
the marriage proposal in front of 
you, waiting for your ACCEPTANCE;
it is up to you now to take the 
decision, even if you reject, I will 
move on without any GRIEVANCE."- Arindam Sain

TAARA BISHBRIKKHO R BEEJ ROPON KORE GACHE, NAAMEI BANGLADESH, AASOLE ROYE GACHE SEYI PURBA PAKISTAN !!!

"Border e, barood er 
gandho, bullet er SHABDO;
Bharatiya Sainik ra jaane kibhabe 
shatru der ke korte hoy JABDO.
Dharma r opor bhitti kore 
taara Hindu der ke taariye diye 
tairi koreche BANGLADESH;
Hindu der mon e knaata taar oraa 
ee diyeche aagey kaajei ei desh e aar 
korte deowa jaabena ANUPRABESH.
Naamei Bangladesh er janagan,  
othocho Bangabandhu ebong 
Kaviguru ke kore ASAMMAN;
taara bishbrikkho r beej ropon kore 
gache, naamei Bangladesh, aasole
roye gache seyi Purba PAKISTAN.
Emni emni ki aar Pradhan 
Mantri korlen Bangaali 
Hindu der ke PRANAAM;
eto anuprabesh hocchilo je, 
Hindu raa naa jaagle hoyto bodle 
jeto Paschimbanga r NAAM.
Baampanthi raa aasole China, 
Pakistan aar Bangladesh 
keyi besi BHALOBAASE;
taai bodhoy Hindu raa 
atyachaarito holey, Comrade 
gulo muchki muchki HAASE.
Yug e, yug e, kaal e, kaal e, 
Hindu dharma ke bnachaate, 
eseche Bhagwan er AVATAR;
CIA o haar meneche Bangaali Hindu 
der kaache, ebaar sab border elaaka 
e, bose jaabe KNAATA TAAR.
Medinipur e, khabaar er pratham e 
deowa hoy ucche seddho baa neem 
begoon, ekdum seshe aasbe MISTI;
eta ee prakriti r niyam, khub garam 
porbe, ghaam jhorhbe, tobei aase 

swasti r jhoro haowa aar BRISTI."- Arindam Sain

WITH EFFECT FROM 1ST APRIL 2027, MERGER OF PSU BANKS IS A NECESSITY !!!

"FINANCE MINISTER: 'As it 
is a difficult phase, be it in 
any village or in any CITY;
with effect from 
1st April 2027, merger of 
PSU Banks is a NECESSITY.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Lots 
of videos we are seeing 
regarding this on YOUTUBE;
India Overseas Bank must 
merge with Canara Bank, the IOB 
staff can be trained in 'FLEXCUBE'.
PNB must acquire both Union 
Bank of India and the bank 
named as 'Punjab and SIND';
South must meet North, it will be 
an example of unity in diversity, a 
moment to proudly say, 'JAI HIND'.
Uco Bank and Bank of India must 
merge with Bank of Baroda, an 
example of  'East meets WEST'; 
the feasibility of merger of Central 
Bank of India and Bank of Maharashtra 
with Indian Bank is the BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

100 SAFFRON COLORED BUSES WITH SOLAR ENERGY, CNG AND HYDROGEN FUEL IN KOLKATA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Let us open a partnership 
firm to operate buses through Solar 
energy, CNG and HYDROGEN; 
the name of the company will be 
Saffron, the uniform will be saffron, 
for each bus, we will recruit two MEN.'

BABOOL: 'Ok, there will be 100 saffron 
colored buses in Kolkata, with 4 routes, 
25 buses in each route for TRANSPORT;
the 4 routes are Howrah to Joka, 
Howrah to Patuli, Howrah to Khardah 
and Howrah to Dumdum AIRPORT.'

BABLA: 'In these 50 seater saffron 
buses, standing not allowed, no one 
can board, if there is no vacant SEAT;
30 rupees fare for the first 10 Kms, 
40 rupees fare above 10 Kms, 
fully AC Bus to beat the HEAT.'

BALA: 'The energy from the Solar 
Rooftop will be used for lights & AC, 
ticket payment can be done ONLINE;
the driver can switch from CNG to 
Hydrogen and vice versa, at night, 
there will be no buses after NINE.'"- Arindam Sain

MERGE INTERNAL DEPARTMENTS TO GET MORE STAFF AND UTILIZE THEM TO NEW ZONES AS IN EACH ZONE THERE WILL BE ONLY 40 BRANCHES !!!

"CEO: 'Suddenly, why are 
we so inclined towards 
'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
because we liked redundancy 
and regarding any smart works, 
we showed NEGLIGENCE.'

CONSULTANT: 'Exactly, so, first 
start with the policy of 'Merger 
of Internal DEPARTMENT';
Merge FI with Marketing (FIM), merge 
credit monitoring with recovery & law
(CMRL) to do final NPA SETTLEMENT.
Club Administration, Inspection 
and P&D (AIPD) together and 
they will sit just beside your CABIN;
it will give you better control to 
decide which redundant paperwork 
can be thrown in the DUSTBIN.'

CEO: 'IT and Premises Department 
can be clubbed too, (ITP) it can 
be handled by any IT guy ALONE;
By merging, we will get extra staff, 
now, let us divide zones, only 40 
branches will be there in each ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain