KKR LIFTED THE IPL 2024 TROPHY ON 26.05.2024 BY DEFEATING SRH BY 8 WICKETS IN CHENNAI !!!

"In any final match, Starc has 

always been the star of the 

bowling DEPARTMENT; 

he bowled out Abhishek by 

bowling the 'Best bowling 

delivery of the TOURNAMENT'.

For the SRH fans, again, 

a moment of SORROW; 

as Vaibhav dismissed 

Travis at his score of 0.

Starc maintained his 

perfect length and LINE; 

and Tripathi had to 

depart by scoring only 9.

Markram looked aggressive

and tried hard to STAY; 

but Russell said, 'You have to 

go back, as today is my DAY.'

Russell bowled well to have 

a splendid spell of 3/19;

SRH got bowled 

out at just 113.

For SRH, the highest contribution 

came from Pat who scored 24;

Harshit hunted Nitish and Klaasen 

in his bowling spell of 2/24.

It was a cake walk for KKR 

to defeat SRH by 8 wickets, 

as Venkatesh Iyer fully 

dominated the final GAME;

on 26.05.2024, at Chennai, KKR 

lifted the IPL 2024 trophy and it is 

their third IPL trophy to be written in 

golden words in the the 'Hall of FAME'."- Arindam Sain

SAMAAL SAMAAL; AASCHE REMAAL, KORTE DHAMAAL; 27 SE MAY, 2024 SAAL !!!

"Samaal SAMAAL; 
aasche REMAAL.
korte DHAMAAL; 
27 se May, 2024 SAAL.
Bandho Bimanbandar, 
bandho JETTY;
Bongaon elaaka 
bodhoy paabe PETI.
Muro taa bhagabhagi 
kore khaabe Sagar 
aar BANGLADESH;
Lyaja ta kintu paabe Kalighat o 
madhya Kolkata, satarkatamulak 
byabostha niye raakhuk bisesh BISESH.
Sandhya 7 taa e jakhan shuru hobe 
KKR bonaam SRH er IPL 2024 
er final match, chupchaap 
ghar e bose dyakho KHELA;
oi domka haowaa tei, onek 
jayega e gaach upre portei 
paare, prakriti ke haalka 
bhabe niyona, korona ABOHELA.
Emon apodharto rajya SARKAR;
koreni nadi bnaadh er SANSKAR.
Jehetu oti bhaari bristi hobe, jwal 
kintu onek graam keyi 
hoyto bhaasiye DEBE;
nijer adhikaar sambandhe 
hayo sachetan, sarkar theke 
kintu sab sahajya cheye NEBE.
Jharh toh 

hobeyi eto 

SHAKTISHALI; 

je haar e gaach ketecho 

bhai tomra, rege achen 

swayang Maa KALI."- Arindam Sain

MILCHEY BADDUA, RAJKOSH HOCCHE KAM; MON E HOCCHE, JANNAT NOY, AMAAR NASEEB E ACHE JAHANNAM !!!

"MUMTAZ: 'Milchey baddua, 
rajkosh hocche KAM; 
mon e hocche, jannat noy, amaar 
naseeb e ache JAHANNAM.'

AURANGZEB: 'Atyachar beshi 
kore na korle, shikkito 
lokjon paabena BHOY; 
Peyaada der pechone khorcha 
hocche bahut swarna mudra, 
taai toh rajkosh eto fnaaka HOY.'

MUMTAZ: 'Bandho kore 
daao sab Madrasha, 
kore raakho ekdom 
ashikkito o BOKA; 
pet o jakhan laagbe khide, era 
ee chhurbe paathor sudhu 
oi khaabar er lobh e, kaal theke 
Madrasha bandho karo KHOKA.
Paash er ekti desh e, 
sekhaankar shaasak, sab 
lootera der ke baar kore 
diyeche taader desh THEKE;
oder ke o khaabar o thaaka r jayega 
kore daao, ora o chhurbe paathor, 
tarpor dekhbo aami, jeh ei shikkito 
janagan er andolan katodin TEKE.'

AURANGZEB: 'Aami katogulo shikkito
yuvak der ke korechi niyog, taara amader 
hoye korbe loot, dharshan, bhumi dakhal 
o nanarakam er saaririk ATYACHAAR;
oi shikkito janagan jato ee koruk pratibad, 
jato ee jaanak naalish, pooro shaasan toh 
apnaar haath e, kaajei paabe sudhu 
mrityudanda, paabena kono BICHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

ESO GOREY TULI 'SONAR BANGABHOOMI' !!!

"Kabiguru bneche 
thakle bolten NISCHOI;
e kon Bangabhoomi 
teh aamra ROI.
Je Bangaali jaati chilo 
shikkito, maarjito ebong 
sukh o shanti teh bhora 
jeevan er BHAKTO; 
aaj seyi Bangabhoomi teh, 
nongra rajneeti r jonno, sadharan 
maanush er jeevan e sukh o shanti 
neyi, barong hoyeche ROKTAKTO.
Ei Bangaali jaati r ki hobe bhabisyat, 
taah ei Bangaali janagan kei 
korte hobe NIRDHARAN; 
jeh prashasak dite paarena kono 
samaajik o aarthik surakkha, 
taake kano korben NIRBACHAN.
Aamaar apnaar kar er taaka e, 
oi durnitigrasto neta netri 
raa korche FURTI;
Satyajit Ray r seyi cinema r mato, 
aasun dori dhore maari taan, bhenge 
jaak atyachaari shashak er MURTI. 
Je Swami Vivekananda, 
ekjon Bangaali hoye, 
aanlo saara biswa jurey 
Hindutva r NABAJAGARAN; 
taar proti shraddha neyi, othocho kon 
bideshi Lenin, Marx niye kiser jonno 
chilo eto maatamaati, kano chilo ei 
jaati r erokom adbhut ACHARAN.
Diye 20 taaka r pouch er 'Bangla' CHOLAI;
korche era apnader magaj DHOLAI.
Katojon ke Kerala, Chennai 
aar Hyderabad e jete hoy 
kaaj er khoje, ekbaar khoj 
niye dekhechen KI;
ei rajye kono karmosansthan nei, 
taai chele meye sab baaire chole 
jacche, gota rajya taa ke 
'Briddhashram' banaben NAAKI.
Kuo theke beriye aasun, 
ekbaar dekhe aasun GIYE;
paasher rajya gulo 
giyeche onek EGIYE.
Bangaali jaati r ki neyi 
suni, pratibha, vidya o 
buddhi, sab ee AACHE; 
kintu nongra rajneeti aar 
knaakra r mato maramari kore, 
sudhu sudhu maar KHACCHE.
Kano tobu sab jene o, 
ghumiye achi aami, 
ghumiye acho TUMI; 
chitto ke jaagao, gorje otho 'Royal 
Bengal Tiger' er mato, eso gorey tuli 
'SONAR BANGABHOOMI'."- Arindam Sain

EBAAR KINTU BANGABHOOMI R JANAGAN, OI KALIGHAT ER KAATA GHAA E BHALO KORE CHETAABE TATA COMPANY R NOON !!!

"BABLOO: 'Raat holei Hindu baari r 
sundari bou der ke tuley niye jeto, 
oi jaati r kalanka ebong kulaangaar, 

barahonandan SHAHJAHAN; 
saala kaata r baccha, suor er mato 
ee dekhte, 1000 taaka anudaan 
rajya sarkar dicche bole, tui 
meyeder kere nibi SAMMAN. 
Ek samay chilo 
CPI(M) er basta 
pachaa MAAL; 
TMC teh dhuke aaro prashray 
peyeche, Talibani shashan cholche 
ekhane, jodi o eta 2024 SAAL.'

BABOOL: 'Oi daaini buri ta 
jedin haarbe, gota rajya jurey 
neme aasbe akaal DEEPAVALI; 
aar hote deowa jaabena 
ei rajye, nongra rajneeti 
r naam e NARABALI.
Bangaali jaati r uchit, ebaar 
oke ekta uchit shikkha deowa, 
kaaron or jonno kato niriho 
maa er kol hoyeche KHAALI;
jobe theke khamota e eseche, mahila 
der ee hoyeche sammanhaani, sei 
Park Street kando theke shuru, 
ekhan jwolche SANDESHKHALI.'

BABLA: 'Shahjahan er mato narak er 

kit, satyi ee, je kono jaati r ee kalanka, o 

graftaar hobaar por kintu, or jaati r lokjon 

o hoyeche khusi, koreni kono APOTTI ;
kaaron sabai toh aar kharap noy, oder 
moddhe onekei ekhan shikkito, kintu ei 
shashak dal bhaabe, je oi jaati r samasta 
vote, jano eder poitrik SAMPOTTI.'

BALA: 'Ami ei dal taa ke dal mon 

e korina, eta ekta private limited 
company jaara sudhu ee kore khoon, 
atyachaar, dharshan, churi aar DURNITI;
'Bangaali' jaati eto garbo kore, kintu 
onektai boka, dakkhin bharatiya der 
theke shekha uchit, kibhabhe ulte 
dite hoy, jaate na hoy nongra RAJNITI.
Nandigram e, je here gache, 
se abaar laagate chaiche 
Nandigram e AAGOON; 
ebaar kintu Bangaboomi r janagan, 
oi Kalighat er kaata ghaa e bhalo 
kore chetaabe TATA company r NOON.'"- Arindam Sain

RR QUALIFIED FOR THE NEXT ROUND BY DEFEATING RCB BY 4 WICKETS ON 22.05.2024 !!!

"Rovman took it, even 
if the catch was LOW;
Trent gave RCB, the 
first big BLOW.
Virat fell in Chahal's trap, 
after the POWERPLAY;
Ashwin hunted Green and Maxwell, 
a comeback indeed, one must SAY.
Despite being expensive, Avesh ended 
up at his bowling figure of 44/3;
in the total score of 172, the highest 
contributor is Kohli with his 33.
Jaiswal was sent back to 
the pavilion by GREEN;
Sanju made a blunder 
and got out at his 17.
The match looked evenly 
poised when RR lost 3 
wickets at the score of 86;
before being bowled 
out by Siraj, the Mr. Riyan 
scored a valuable 36.
Hetmyer and Powell made it 
look so easy and RR 
qualified in the next ROUND; 
by defeating RCB by 4 wickets 
on 22.05.2024 at the 
Narendra Modi GROUND."- Arindam Sain

THAT'S WHY WE SAY, THAT IN SOME CASES, A WHORE IS BETTER THAN A NON WORKING WIFE !!!

"MALE LAWYER: 'Nowadays, 
the Judges of Lower Courts lack 
so much modern law KNOWLEDGE; 
all those such 'good for nothing' old 
judges must take voluntary retirement, 
everyone must ACKNOWLEDGE.
Those types of Judges 
ask the lawyers about the 
recent laws AMENDMENT;
as if he/she has become a 
Judge to become a subject of 
fun, comedy or ENTERTAINMENT.
The non working Hindu 

girls are fully utilizing 

the loopholes of the 

Hindu Marriage ACT;

these married girls are filing 

false domestic violence cases and 

then begging for money in courts, 

what an easy business, it is, in FACT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Yeah, that's 

why, we say, that some cases, 

a whore is far better than 

a non working WIFE;

because a whore will take her 

money for that much time spent 

only, and will not blackmail her 

clients for their entire LIFE.
Recently, we saw a case in 

Kolkata, where a married 

boy gunned down his wife 

and his mother-in-LAW;
as for 6 years, the corrupted Judge 

was taking bribes and was stretching 

the divorce case unnecessarily, 

it is also a Court's FLAW.
In West Bengal, we are bloody 

fools basically to give those 

corrupted judges and heinous 

cops, even a little bit of RESPECT; 
if a Judge of lower court doesn't 

obey the orders of the High Court, 

then that Judge must be replaced 

with immediate EFFECT.'"- Arindam Sain