OUR GEN-Z MEN MUST TAKE DOWRY AS A SECURITY DEPOSIT; IF HIS WIFE DEMANDS ALIMONY, JUST RETURN THAT DOWRY AMOUNT, THAT'S IT !!!

"GIRL'S FATHER: 'We are strictly 
against dowry, why in marriage, there 
should be any transaction of MONEY;
but, yes, my elder daughter got divorce 
by filing a domestic violence case and 
she got 20 lakhs as divorce ALIMONY.'

COMMON MAN: 'Oh ! please don't mind, 
but, it is the brutal truth that your elder 
daughter is a sophisticated PROSTITUTE;
for having a 'Suhag Raat', your daughter 
looted him, if she is not a characterless 
girl, all the money she must RESTITUTE.'

GIRL'S FATHER: See, nowadays this is the 
trend and why should a girl not misuse the 

loopholes of obsolete Indian marriage ACT;

that's the reason why non-working women 
always marry high salaried men, after all, 
this is an easy business in FACT.'

COMMON MAN: 'As your younger 
daughter is also a non working WOMAN;
and I am a salaried person, so, you have 
to give me dowry as much as you CAN.
Your daughters are like any 'Made 
in China' product, there is no 
warranty or guarantee at ALL;
I want 20 lakhs in dowry through valuable 
gifts only like gold, car, etc, and for you 
such pimp, the amount is very SMALL.
Our Gen-Z men must take 
dowry as a security DEPOSIT; 
if his wife demands alimony, just 
return that dowry money, that's IT.'"- Arindam Sain

TOBE EIBAARE PRAJAPATI DEKHTE PAAI JANO, ONEK TOH DEKHLUM SUYOPOKA !!

"Ki hriday peyecho hey KHOKA;
mastiska dekhchi ekebarei BOKA.
Ghano ghano porcho prem 
e, kheye o jaccho DHOKHA; 
tobe eibaare prajapati dekhte paai 
jano, onek toh dekhlum SUYOPOKA.
Prem maanei kintu 
noy jharh, noy kono 
damka HAAOWA;
prem maane besh haalka haalka 
boibe baatash, aar paal tola 
nouko e kore bheshe JAAOWA.
Joyaar o neyi, bhaata o 
neyi, kintu tobu o jano 
nadi r jwal e royeche TAAN;
premika r seyi misti haasi 
aar mridu kanthoswar shune 
jano juriye jaaye PRAAN.
Prem e porle, hriday 
thaake ekdum FURFURE;
mastiska o bole othe, je ei charitra 
ta hoye jaak ebaar ektu BHAVAGHURE.
Jeevan e joyar bhata r mato, 
ache boiki asha o NIRAASHA; 
tobu hridmajhare more o jano 
morena, satyikaar er BHALOBASHA."- Arindam Sain

GHAR E, GHAR E PRADEEP JWAALO, GHUCHIYE DAAO ANDHAKAAR, SABAAR JEEVAN E AASUK AALO !!!

"Aajker din ei toh firechilen maryada 
purushottam Bhagaban RAM; 
charidike aalo r roshnai teh 
seje uthechilo Ayodhya DHAM.
Sei anand e, ghar e, 
ghar e pradeep JWAALO;
ghuchiye daao andhakaar, 
sabaar jeevan e aasuk AALO.
Charidike samudra diye ghera 
amader ei chotto sobuj DWEEP;
samudra saikat e aaj jwolche 
kato shato PRADEEP.
Ei dweep e Tamil aar Bangaali 
ra milemishe thaaki, sabai 
ke jaanai 'Shubho DEEPAVALI;
ekhaane amra Bangaali ra Kali 
pujo o kori boiki besh dhumdham 
kore, ekhano hoy poshu BALI.
Pradeep er aalo e, jwaljwal korche 
charidik, jodi o ei raat taa AMAVASYA;
Maa Kali r aashirvad e, dur hok 
amader jeevan er sab SAMASYA."- Arindam Sain

SANGSAR E JANO THAAKE SUKH O SHAANTI !!!

"Gaacher tala e bose, taamuk 
niye haath e, thakurda korche 
aaowaaz, 'purr purr PURR';
chorui paakhi gulo mon er anand 
e, ei bose toh ei orhe, aar korche 
aaowaaz, 'furr furr FURR.'
Vidyalay gulo teh je 
bhaipnhota obdi 
diye diyeche CHUTI;
taai toh pratidin aamra khelchi keet 
keet, bou basanti, kabaddi, danguli, 
marble, baaghbandi ebong teen GUTI.
Duti graam er moddhe 
diye boye gache ekta 
chotto khaal, sekhane 
aamra baaite jaayi DINGAA;
neel akash e penja tulo r mato 
megh, khaal er dui dhaare kaash 
phool, kakhano dekha jaaye 
paankouri, kakhano MAACHRAANGA.
Dingaa ta asole lakkhi r baba 
r, asole or baba je maajhi, 
majhemoddhe gaan gaaye 
boiki, bodhoy 'BHAATIAALI';
ei lakkhi r palla e pore, amar hoyeche 
chhip diye maach dhorbaar nesha, 
ektu baro maach porlei, lakkhi 
khusi hoye, daye HAATHTAALI.
Sarat kaal e, ei pujo r 
chuti teh, upolobdhi kori 
boiki Bangabhoomi r 
prakriti r ei sundar ROOP;
Durga pujo sesh, sabaar ektu mon 
kharap, jyotsna raat er akaash e, 
kato taara r samagam, jhijhi poka kintu 
dekei choleche, se motei hoyna CHUP.
Aasche lakkhi pujo, oi purnima 
raat e, saara raat dhore khelbo 
amra kabaddi, kaku raa khelbe 
taash, aar daadu ra khelbe PASHA;
lakkhi abaar besh bhalo ee banaaye 
narkol er naaru, aaro katarakam naaru 
baanaye, garam luchi aar gaaowa 
ghee diye chola r dal, ekdum KHAASHA.
Proti bachor lakkhi pujo kore 
graam bangla r onek CHAASHA;
falan ta bhalo hok, hey maa 
lakkhi, mon e royeche eituku ASHA.
Samriddhi aante giye, hoy boiki 
ektu kasto, hoy boiki KLAANTI;
kintu aashirvad karo hey maa lakkhi, 
sangsar e jano thaake sukh o SHAANTI."- Arindam Sain

WHY TO PLAY 'HIDE AND SEEK' !!!

"My heart was filled 
with joy, and excitement 
was in full FLOW;
full of positive energy 
and I was wearing a t-shirt 
which was YELLOW.
After seeing you, when 
my heart slipped towards 
you, I got no CLUE;
with long hairs and a smile 
you did magic on me, and 
your beautiful saree was BLUE.
Ironically, once 
my EX-GIRLFRIEND 
Introduced you to me 
as her best FRIEND.
At that juncture, 
my heart was 
occupied by HER;
never thought that a break-up 
will happen and I have 
to search for ANOTHER.
Now if you proceed towards 
me, then there is a high chance 
that she will CRITICIZE;
by saying to the people that her 
best friend has played some 
tricks to hack her best PRIZE.
Very soon, our level 
of romance will reach 
at its highest PEAK;
let the world know that 
we are lovebirds, why to 
play 'Hide and SEEK'."- Arindam Sain

KOTHAY LEKHA ACHE, JE PREM E AGHAAT PELE, HOTEI HOBE DEVDAS !!!

"KAALU: 'Prem e porbaar aage 
ei lokta chilo CHAATAAL; 
prem e aghaat peye ekhan 
ei lokta ee hoyeche MAATAAL.

LAALU: 'Liver taa praaye gache, madh 
kheye kheye koreche SARBANASH;
Kothay lekha ache, je prem e 
aghaat pele, hotei hobe DEVDAS.'

DHABALI: 'Amra teen jon mile 
toh katobaar bojhano r chesta 
korechi, 'Ekta premika gache 
toh gache, abar aasbe onyo KEYU'; 
oke dosh diye o laabh nei, ki korei 
baa bujhbe amader bhasha, 
bhabche bodhoy ekta maataal ke 
dekhe, korchi sudhu gheyu GHEYU.'"- Arindam Sain

OI CHOKH ER JWAL JHORE JAAOWA MUHURTE, AAMI O AASI, KINTU CHUPI CHUPI, AAMAR NAAM SHAANTI !!!

"Prithibi r buk CHIREY,
aami aasi firey FIREY;
kato ee naa yuddha, kato ee 
naa mrityu, kato ee naa rakto 
jaaye jhore, tarpor aase KLAANTI;
oi chokh er jwal jhore jaaowa 
muhurte, aami o aasi, kintu chupi 
chupi, aamar naam SHAANTI.
Jakhan sukh samriddhi thaake, 
takhan ee dekhi ek shreni r 
maanush kore beshi YUDDHA; 
pratham pratham bujhtam naa, ekhan 
besh bujhte paari, je, kano orokom 
bhabe haase oi 'Laughing BUDDHA'.
Khaali haath e esecho, jaabe 
o khaali haath e, santusto 
thaako jato tuku korecho ARJAN;
lobh thekei aase durniti, aar oi durniti ee 
aane hingsha dik e dik e, tarpor gota jaati 
taar hoye jaaye ek prokaar BISARJAN.
Aami toh Shanti, aatma o khoje 
aamaye, othocho aagun e pure 
chaai hoye gache taar SHARIR;
mon er baasona jatokkhon na hoy 
paripurna, se jano ek ashaanto 
nadi, moteyi royena dhir STHIR."- Arindam Sain