IN 2019, THE PEOPLE OF 'JAMMU AND KASHMIR' GOT A PEACEFUL, PROSPEROUS AND PERMANENT SETTLEMENT; TIBET MAY ALSO BECOME A UNION TERRITORY OF INDIA IF TIBETANS WANT IT BY PASSING APPROPRIATE BILLS IN THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT !!!

"Why is Pakistan getting the 
Chinese support EVERYTIME ? 
Because, China knows that only India can 
help Tibet to get Independence ANYTIME. 
Tibet always maintained its heritage and 
culture and has always been a sweet, 
Royal Kingdom on its OWN. 
But, China tried to invade Tibet many a 
times as a part of their conquest strategy 
which is widely KNOWN. 
If the Chinese people love 
Pakistanis so much, then China may 
provide employment to the Pakistanis 
on their Chinese HOMELAND. 
China is utilizing Pakistan as a 
profitable customer of several Chinese 
projects and products, and hence China 
has to take such a STAND. 
In 2019, the people of 
'Jammu and Kashmir' got 
a peaceful, prosperous 
and permanent SETTLEMENT. 
Tibet can also become a Union Territory 
of India if Tibetans want it, by passing 
the appropriate bills in the 
Indian PARLIAMENT."- Arindam Sain

NA NA NA, DADA O DIDI RA, KORCHI NA RAAG; KOBE HOBE SESH EI METRO PROJECT, 'JOKA THEKE BIBAADI BAG !!!

"Na na na, dada o didi ra, 
korchi na RAAG; 
sudhu jiggesh korchi kobe hobe sesh, 
ei metro project, 'Joka theke Bibaadi BAG'. 
Majerhat Setu ta je 
kobe hobe TOIRI; 
Brace Bridge e satti 
ki traffic jam hoy MAAIRI. 
Kolkata Metro Rail e o din din 
dekhi kato BHELKI; 
line e laaf dileyi mrityu, 
maanush er jivan jano ekta EAARKI. 
Japani Metro platform, train na asaa obdi 
thaake gheraa, satti ki daarun CHALAAKI; 
ei Kolkata Metro Rail 
katripakkho ki ekhano 
ghumiye achey NAAKI ! 
Kolkata sahar e ekhano hocchey 
plastic er packet er BYABOHAAR; 
Jute Mill gulo khuley diley, Jute bag 
bazaar e eley, hoto poribesh er UPOKAAR. 
Communists raa ontoto chaalato 
'Night Service' Bus jekono 
Railway Station THEKEY; 
ekhan toh dekhchi raat 9.30 holeyi 
maanush haa kore bus er jonno deergho 
opekkha e daariye THAAKEY. 
Apni hoyto Bangaali samaaj er sei 
swarnayug er itihaas teney eney, besh 
biggyo baa biddwojon e der mato 
bolteyi paaren, je ei sab bolaa BRITHA; 
kintu ekjon sadharon maanush hisebe 
eisab naa bolley o je gota prithibi jaanbe na 
ei Kolkata r, aar paanch ta sadharan 
maanush er dukkher KATHA."- Arindam Sain

BAHUT SAALON BAAD, JAMMU AUR KASHMIR KO MILI HAIN PAKISTAN SE AZAADI; KHATAM KARENGE AATANKBAAD, AUR NAA HONE DENGEY JAMMU AUR KASHMIR MEIN KOI BARBAADI !!!

"Aab Bharat ke kisi bhi praanth se, 
apni pasand ke ladke se 
shaadi kar sakti hain 
koi bhi 'Kashmir ki KALI'; 
teen baar talaq bolne se aab nahi hogi 
talaq, sahi mein Hindustan ki tamaam 
muslim ladkiyon ko san 2019 mein 
ek badiya sa 'Eid' ka tohfa MILI. 
Hai rabba, hum bhi 
sochte hain 
ki chaley jaaye Kashmir, 
dhoondne apni 
pyari si Kashmiri 'ANARKALI'. 
Aab Jammu aur Kashmir ke andar hee 
baanegi bahut saare sarkaari aur 
besarkaari daftarein, taah ki Kashmiri 
naujawaan o ko aur naa jaana padhein 
Gurgaon, Noida, Mumbai aur DILLI. 
Sunaa hain ki Pakistan Sarkar 
bandh kar degi Delhi se 
Lahore jaanewali BUS. 
Imran Khan jaise bekaar Wazir se 
yehi ummeed thi, chalo mazaak mazaak 
mein bol hee detey hain, 'SABBASH'. 
Ladakh ke logon ko 
bhi mili hain ek KHUSHI; 
Kashmiri Pandit log aab ghar wapsi 
kar sakte hain mukhre pe liye HAASI. 
Bahut saalon baad 
Jammu aur Kashmir ko 
mili hain Pakistan se AZAADI; 
khatam karenge aatankbaad, 
aur na hone dengey Jammu aur Kashmir 
mein koi BARBAADI."- Arindam Sain

EKHAANE ETO DUSHAN AAR SABKICHU HOCCHEY DAAMI; TAAI 'CHAAND' E BA 'MANGAL' E GIYE KINBO JAMI !!!

"Ekhaane eto dushan aar 
sabkichu hocchey DAAMI; 
taai 'Chaand' e ba 'Mangal' e 
giye kinbo JAMI. 
'Chandraayaan -II' galo chaand er 
dakshin praantey, khujtey bujhi JAL. 
Prithibi teh toh jal o jacchey komey, jodi o 
prithibi r maatro ek bhaag hocchey STHAL. 
Antarctica teh jodi maanush thaakte paare, 
bishaal baro ekti baiggyanik 
gobeshona kendra BAANIYE; 
tahole Chaand e o tairi koraa jaaye ekta 
bishal baro baiggyanik gobeshona kendra, 
eto prashnachinnyo ki NIYE ! 
Chaand e bhaari poshaak porle, 
jaabo naa BHESHEY; 
Kangaroo r mato laafaate laafaate, naa hoy 
radio signal ei adda maarbo hesey HESEY. 
Chaand er maati ki urbar, 
hobe ki kono FASAL; 
maati r tolaa e jodi achey jal, taaholey 
baaniye debo gobheer jal er NAL. 
Bishaal baro ekti baiggyanik kendra r 
moddhey thaakbe ghar baari, 
khela r maath, office, school, factory, 
park, restaurant o BAZAAR. 
Oi kendra r bhetorey 'Oxygen' aar 
'Gravity' taa thakbe ekdum 
prithibi r mato ee, kaajeyi 
kono chinta neyi AAR. 
Mangal graho te o naaki jal achey, kintu 
poshu pakhi o thakte paare, okhaane o 
maanush er icchey basobaas KORBAAR. 
Emon o din hoyto aasbe jakhan Chaand e 
ebong Mangal e o thaakbe apnaar parivaar 
er kono sadasyo, sukh ei thaakbe je JAAR. 
Prithibi teh ekhan eto dushan 
aar concrete er JUNGLE; 
je, taai bodhoy maanush er opekkha e 
royechey 'CHAAND' o 'MANGAL'."- Arindam Sain

AT PRESENT, WE DON'T NEED THE SPEED OF 'BULLETT', BUT, TRAVEL SECURITY, EASE OF BOOKING TICKETS, CLEAN AMBIENCE, GOOD FOODS AND SPEEDY SERVICES FROM INDIAN RAILWAYS AT ITS BEST !!!

"Why you cannot book a 
unreserved ticket through 
'Rail Saarthi' app inside 
any Railway STATION ? 
From the Railways Ministry of India, 
we really want to know 
the logic behind it, kindly give 
its detailed EXPLANATION. 
If we start booking unreserved tickets 
after entering a Railway station, 
will the Railway Staffs sitting 
at Rail Counters become JOBLESS ? 
In this era of digitization, any app 
should be made accessible from 
anywhere, anytime; otherwise, 
that app is basically USELESS. 
Suppose, say, for example, if a person 
fails to book a unreserved ticket 
through 'Rail Saarthi' app from a 
few kilometres away from the 
Railway Station, then he has to stand in 
a long queue before any Rail COUNTER. 
Then, there is no utility of that app, as 
the concept of 'Digital India' mission of 
Modi Government is a failure inside any 
Rail Station as a person is standing in the 
queue despite having an app, so, the Rail 
services has not become any BETTER. 
In the Rail Counters, 
the Railway Clerks who are 
given a huge amount 
of salaries are still not 
so speedy and EFFICIENT. 
Unless and until, the Modi Government 
officially declares the VRS age at 50 years 
and normal retirement age at 55 years, 
any Government sector services 
will not become EXCELLENT. 
By reducing the retirement age, you are 
actually opening a new gate for the 
people of young generation to join 
Indian Railways through 
All India level Railways RECRUITMENT. 
Recently, a young lady and 
her mother died in Mathura, 
due to a case of robbery 
in a Rail COMPARTMENT. 
Why still there are no CCTV system in 
every compartment, with a special 
monitoring compartment full of staffs 
of Railways Police Force DEPARTMENT ? 
Why the IRCTC 
will still enjoy such a 
monopoly with so much 
poor QUALITY ? 
When you are going for a 
'Public-Private Partnership' (PPP) model, 
you open the tender system for other 
companies too to add more VARIETY. 
Time has come to bring back the 
'Government Catering System', where, 
the Royal Chefs will be recruited in 
Indian Railways for the 
5-Star Superfast TRAINS. 
Cleanliness and Maintainence staffs 
must be of Indian Railways only, 
and the Indian Railway apps 
must have access to all the 
branded restaurant CHAINS. 
Are you happy with the online 
customer care service 
of Indian Railways; not at all, 
as the 'Disha' is still not so 
good enough, it needs IMPROVEMENT. 
The 'May I Help You' with the Toll free 
number '1947' of Indian Railways must 
operate on a 24x7 basis with a 
corporate tie-up with any reputed 
IT firm's Call Center DEPARTMENT. 
We are quite satisfied with speed 
of 'Rajdhani' and 'Duranto' Express, 
we don't need 
the speed of 'BULLETT'; 
what we need is speedy services, ease of 
booking tickets, clean ambience, good 
foods and travel security from the Indian 
Railways at its level BEST."- Arindam Sain

CUSTOMERS LOVE THEIR FAVOURITE FIRMS, BY EXTENDING THEIR FRIENDSHIP ARMS, BUT DUE TO REDUNDANCY IN SEVERAL PROCESSES, THE 'FRIENDSHIP' LOSES ITS CHARMS !!!

"In this competitive world of 
globalization, good and speedy 
customer services is an ESSENCE; 
to get an edge over the other competitors 
to create a good brand of business and 
'Corporate Social BENEVOLENCE'. 
If your business runs in a loss, profitability 
will not increase by just hearing anyone 
giving some CONDOLENCE. 
The umpire will signal a 'SIX' if and 
only if you hit a ball to send it 
over the boundary FENCE. 
To speed up any process, 
we have to first find out 
the areas of REDUNDANCY; 
and then we will analyze whether 
slowing up of any process is due to 
employees' laziness TENDENCY. 
Rapidly reduce any type 
of redundant PROCESS; 
to increase the net profitability 
of any BUSINESS. 
Customers who 
respect the word, 
'Brand Value', always love 
their favorite FIRMS; 
and also unconditionally 
regard them as 
corporate friends to 
extend their ARMS; 
but, due to delay in any process, if the 
customer services gets hampered, then 
the word, 'Consumer Friendship' loses 
all its CHARMS."- Arindam Sain

TO FULFILL 'ACCHE DIN' DREAM IN INDIA BY ITS 75TH INDEPENDENCE YEAR, RECRUIT PERSONS WHO WANT TO COME BACK TO THE MAINSTREAM, IN THE PSU BANKS RECOVERY CELL (PBRC) TEAM !!!

"Modi Government 
knows very WELL; 
that regarding NPA Recovery Bill, 
they have a very sad story to TELL. 
Gone are the days of utilizing ledger 
accounts for loan recovery or 
changing repayment schedule 
for Loan RESTRUCTURING; 
as due to '100% NPA free' initiative 
by RBI, in the profitability of any 
PSU Bank, the provisioning is 
bound to STING. 
A majority of total NPA borrowers belong 
to 'Vijay Mallya', 'Nirav Modi', '
Mehul Choksey', 'Lalit Modi' category 
and are basically wilful DEFAULTERS. 
Even if a property is not mortgaged, 
it can be seized as the defaulter's 
activities are as equivalent 
as that of FRAUDSTERS. 
When doing NPA recovery 
by any means 
is the ultimate MISSION; 
then there is no problem if 
recovery agents or local cops claim 
the NPA Recovery COMMISSION. 
Persons who became 
anti-socials due to some constraints 
or misfortunes and want to 
come back to the MAINSTREAM; 
will be recruited as 
secret agents in the 
PSU Banks Recovery 
Cell (PBRC) TEAM; 
otherwise, the 'Acche Din' concept to 
make India, a super power nation on its 
75th Independence year, will just 
remain as a DREAM."- Arindam Sain