Sunday, December 22, 2019

'AAMRAA 'MIDDLE CLASS'; AAMRAA EE 'TURUPER TAASH' !!!

"Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH'. 
Noyi tato garib, 
noyi tato DHONI; 
tobu kobe paabo abaar por er maash 
er maaine, seyi dingulo GUNI. 
Chirokaal ee amader bangsho 
parampara khub ee RAKKHANSHEEL; 
bhalobashi shanti, sampriti o paristhithi, 
jaa kina STHITHISHEEL. 
Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH'. 
Khub dhoni aar khub gorib, 
ei samaaj er kichu ANGSHO; 
kintu je kono samaaj e, amader 
janosankhya ee ADHIKANGSHO. 
Jekono rajnoitik dal ke jeet teh holey, 
amraa ee sesh BHARSHA; 
tobu amader elaaka teyi beshi 
upodrab korey Dengue r MASHA. 
Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH. 
Aamraa nijeder ke 
mon e korina 
kono BUDDHIJEEBI; 
barong jekono annyay er pratibaad 
koraar khamota raakhi, takhan 
hoye jaai aamra, BIRJEEBI; 
keyu baa hoye jaaye 
bidrohi KABI; 
keyu baa aankey bhalo bhalo 
cartoon baa emni CHABI. 
Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH. 
Aamraa ee kori 
protibaad, daman 
korte DURNITI; 
amader vote na peley, kono rajneetibeed 
kono nirbachan e jetey na, jato ee koruk 
amader sathey, ora, nongra RAJNEETI. 
Amader katha bhebeyi 
taairi hoye 
nityanotun RASHTRANEETI; 
amader saarbik abodaan er jonnyo ee 
Bharat er saamaajik o arthanoitik 
byabostha e aasey byapok GATI. 
Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH.'"- Arindam Sain

FORGET THE PAST, AT PRESENT, DON'T YOU DARE; AS I AM NOT IN A MOOD TO SHARE !!!

"Miss Z: 'He is a conqueror of so 
many female 'HEARTS'; 
as because he stopped ruling my 
heart; nowadays, it really HURTS.'

Miss Y: 'He is 
surely the King 
of 'ROMANCE'; 
but, due to some ego problems, 
for some days, you closed 
the romantic ENTRANCE; 
why should I not capitalize on that 
opportunity, when I have got 
a golden CHANCE.'

Miss X: 'The King of 'Romance' is neither 
so rich nor spends too much MONEY; 
but, his romantic acts 
can make you feel HORNY; 
can wet you up even if the 
weather is not so RAINY; 
he never forgets his true lovers, that's why; 
he is still and always remain my best HONEY.'

Miss Y: 'Forget the past, 
at present, don't you DARE; 
as I am not in 
a mood to SHARE; 
as he is like a beautiful romantic 
gift to me, which is quite RARE; 
well, I am not insulting your true love 
towards him, but, you can only access 
him, when in this world, I will not be THERE; 
who knows, maybe, 
a much better person than him 
is waiting for you SOMEWHERE; 
when you have left my current lover once, 
he is your past now, till I go away from him, 
don't come to conquer him again HERE.'"- Arindam Sain

DON'T INSULT OUR HONOURABLE SUPREME COURT AND PARLIAMENT; NO BILLS GET PASSED IN BOTH THE HOUSES WITHOUT ANY DEBATE, DISCUSSION AND ARGUMENT !!!

"When someone said, 
'Garibi hatao', then some political 
parties started criticizing HER; 
by saying that she is trying 
to make rich people richer 
and poor people POORER. 
In those days, there were no television, 
no media channels, no internet, so, on the 
basis of rumors only, a party defeated a 
ruling party, that we can UNDERSTAND; 
but, in this age of globalization, 
modernization and digitization, with so 
many internet users and educated people, 
India is now a rational LAND. 
But, alas, still, the educated people of 
India rely on rumors rather than 
doing some research works 
on any SUBJECT; 
that's why, maybe, too much theoretically 
inclined first boys or girls in the 
corporate world are sometimes regarded 
as 'Intellectually IMPERFECT.' 
'CAA' and 'CAB' 
is about 
giving CITIZENSHIP; 
but, still, the educated people of India gets 
brainwashed by some politically motivated 
rumors and becomes a dumb headed SHEEP. 
Before shouting and yelling just like those 
uneducated hooligans, have you ever read 
actually what is 'CAA' and 'CAB' in any 
Internet based search ENGINE ? 
If the answer is a big 'NO', then, how 
foolish and dumb headed 
you are, even your college 
professors can IMAGINE. 
Even if we assume that you are 
getting pocket money from them 
to do any fake PROTEST; 
then also, what's the point 
in getting hospitalized after 
becoming so VIOLENT. 
Don't insult 
our honorable Supreme Court 
and PARLIAMENT; 
no bills get passed in both the 
houses without any debate, 
discussion and ARGUMENT."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE SERIES BY 2-1 AGAINST WEST INDIES BY WINNING THE DECIDER MATCH BY 4 WICKETS ON 22.12.2019 !!!

"In Cuttack on 22.12.2019, 
no one scored a TON; 
Nicholas scored 89 and 
74 got scored by KIERON. 
Rohit and Rahul 
gave a perfect 
partnership of 122; 
both Shreyas and Rishabh 
scored 7 each as Keemo got 
Pant as his Wicket No. 2. 
After Kedar's dismissal, 
Ravindra and Virat was the 
last recognized batting PAIR; 
Jadeja played patiently 
at the other end as Kohli can 
change anytime, any GEAR. 
When Paul got Kohli at his 85, 
Shardul came in with 
no such FEAR; 
the fantastic innings by the 
Thakur made it look that the 
target of 315 is so NEAR. 
India won the series by 2-1 
by defeating West Indies 
by 4 wickets in the DECIDER; 
but, thanks to the West Indies team also, 
for playing such an excellent cricket 
in India, no WONDER."- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 20, 2019

REMOVE UPPER OR MIDDLE BERTHS IN ANY GENERAL COMPARTMENT; INCREASE MORE SEATS BY ONLY 'CHAIR CAR' SYSTEM ARRANGEMENT !!!

"Remove upper or middle berths 
in any 'General' COMPARTMENT; 
increase more seats by only 
'Chair Car' system ARRANGEMENT. 
The upper or middle berths are 
used to keep any LUGGAGE; 
the way some passenger sleeps 
on it, they look like any SAVAGE. 
Many a times, they tie a 
big cloth at two ends 
of the berths and sleep on 
that tied hanging CLOTH; 
sometimes, tall people gets a minor injury 
in their head due to those low heighted 
berths and even the space utilization 
of the coaches are not at all WORTH. 
The space and length 
of all General coaches 
must be increased 
with four emergency WINDOWS; 
focus on 'Suitability', 'Safety' and 
'Security' as these are the keywords, 
based on which, any type of revenue of 
Indian Railways GROWS."- Arindam Sain

GUPI BAGHA R 'HANUMAN TUPI' !!!

"'Ei Ajay Nad er 
teer e, charidikey 
kato BAALU; 
ei seethkaal er dupur e besh 
bhalo ee laagchey khetey khaasi r 
mangsho r jhol er AALU; 
emni teyi konkoney thanda, taar opor 
abaar saittyoprabaho, chaai amaar 
ekta 'Hanuman TUPI'; 
Bagha da, haathtaali merey 
chaaite hobey 
oi tupi', bolley GUPI. 

Bolle Bagha, 'Garam poshak 
ekgaada porey, ei thanda e 
thekey ki laabh SUNI; 
barong chalo, choley jaai garam er 
desh e ghurtey kichudin er jonne, 
ami ekta bhalo jaayega JAANI.'

Gupi bolley hesey, 'Ki je balo Bagha da, 
ei Bangabhoomi r prakriti r roop er 
satti ee ki aparup SOUNDARJYA; 
ei prakriti r roop ee 
aamaar kachey 
prithibi r ashtam ASHCHORJYA.'

Bolle Bagha, 'Bhooth er Raja r 
Chef er naam 
ki bolo DEKHINI; 
maairi ki daarun suswaadu ranna korey, 
Bhooth er Raja bhaggyo kore satti 
peyechey ekta bhalo RAADHUNI. 
Thanda e tomar 
dhorechey GALAA, 
gaan toh aar tamon kichu gaailey na, 
goriye galo BELA; 
ami ee sudhu dhol peetiye 
gelum ektu HAAPIYE; 
odikey ei thanda haaowa dicchey 
amaar shorir KAAPIYE; 
arrey dwiprahar nidra e jaccho naaki, 
taah jabaar aagey, shono hey GUPI; 
merey niyi haathtaali, aaniye niyi 
duto 'Hanuman TUPI'.'"- Arindam Sain

CHECK CCTV FOOTAGES AND GO FOR RAPID ARRESTS; AS THEY ARE DOING VIOLENCE AND ANTISOCIAL ACTIVITIES IN THE NAME OF PROTESTS !!!

"When they are doing violence 
and antisocial activities in the 
name of PROTESTS; 
the only solution to this issue 
is to check CCTV footages and 
go for rapid ARRESTS. 
Destroying Indian Government 
as well as Indian taxpayers' 
properties; what type of Indian 
citizens they ARE; 
maybe, they are the real infiltrators 
getting funds from Pakistan 
or Bangladesh, that's why; they are 
doing it out of FEAR. 
Cops of India are really doing 
a great job by counterattacking 
those politically funded antisocial 
people on the STREETS; 
let those anti social people feel 
how painful it is, when 
out of anger, 
a policeman BEATS. 
Those political parties which demanded 
CAB once upon a time are now 
protesting it to play a political GAME; 
if some politicians keep on changing 
their skin colour like chameleons, then 
for them, its really a SHAME. 
Constitution of India has given the 
rights to protest peacefully, 
but not the rights to do 
unnecessary VIOLENCE; 
keep peace and harmony in the society 
as CAB has nothing to do with the 
existing Indian citizens, please have 
this common SENSE."- Arindam Sain