THE TIME HAS COME TO TEACH THE CHINESE PEOPLE, A HARD LESSON !!!

"The time has come to teach the 
Chinese people, a hard LESSON; 
the cold war of 
India Vs China is now ON. 
Your private data is not safe 
when you are using 
the Chinese 'UC BROWSER'; 
you may be creating your own video and 
earning money in 'Tiktok', but, actually, 
the app is a Chinese FUNDRAISER. 
We know that to use 'Vivo', 'Oppo', 'Redmi', 
'Xiaomi', 'Gionee' mobile handsets, you 
don't need to pay any extra TAX; 
but, you can boost the Indian economy, 
if you use the mobile handsets of 'Lava', 
'Karbonn' 'iBall', 'Jio' and 'MICROMAX'. 
Even try to ignore 'Alibaba', 
rather give attention 
to our desi 'FLIPKART'; 
even the desi 'Grofers' provide you the 
highest discounts when you buy after 
adding the products to the CART. 
You also cannot FORGET; 
another Indian brand, 'BIG BASKET'. 
For online payments, you can use 
Indian wallets like 
'Paytm' and 'FREECHARGE'; 
it is time for the Tamils in Singapore 
to counter the Chinese aggression 
with full command and CHARGE. 
Due to some proposed new airports, 
'Arunachal Pradesh' will become 
India's most beautiful tourism KINGDOM; 
all the Tibetans will revolt against the 
Chinese Government to get the much 
awaited 'Tibetan FREEDOM'."- Arindam Sain

'LIKHTE LIKHTE LOVE HO JAAYE' AND THE TYPING OF WORDS WENT ON AND ON !!!

"In the 'Soft Skills' class of 
'ICFAI Business School', Kolkata, 
I wrote my first ever movie review 
as 'writing' has always 
been one of my HOBBIES; 
in 2007, we were given a homework to 
write something about just anything, so, 
I wrote about Utpal Dutta and Amol Palekar 
starrer, 'Golmaal' film which is still 
one of my favourite comedy MOVIES. 
In our childhood days, with 'Artex 
fountain pen', I used to write DIARIES; 
in those pages, there were basically 
some fairytales and weird STORIES; 
in 2016, suddenly, don't know what 
happened, I started to write POETRIES. 
The advertising tagline of 'Rotomac' was 
'Likhte likhte love ho jaaye' featuring 
Kunal Khemu and Raveena TANDON; 
I was writing in 'blogspot' and 'mouthshut' 
websites, though, no pens required, but, 
still, the typing of words went on and ON. 
Sachin Tendulkar in 
the advertisement 
of 'Reynolds' used to say, 
'Blue and White, ready to WRITE'; 
the advertisement tagline of 'Cello Butterflo' 
was 'Itna smooth, ki likhe san sananan sain 
sain', that's why, a fan of 'Pankaj Udhaas' 
wrote so many letters OVERNIGHT. 
Therefore, 'Passion' is the best driving 
force of any research, invention, 
innovation, discovery and creativity 
to win several GAMES; 
and 'Passion' also motivates you to 
march forward rapidly as you can see 
that in 2020 itself, I have completed 
writing 1000 POEMS."- Arindam Sain

NOWADAYS, 'JOB SATISFACTION' AND ESPECIALLY FOR WOMEN EMPLOYEES, THE 'FLEXIBLE TIMING' ARE GETTING MORE WEIGHTAGE !!!

"The word, 'Boring' 
becomes a real thorn, 
if your job becomes 
too MONOTONOUS; 
and then, in many a cases, we have 
seen that good employees are 
jumping to another company and their 
decision is so SPONTANEOUS. 
Many people are not aware of the fact 
that the 'HR Intelligence' is becoming 
very important NOWADAYS; 
just like in football clubs, you never know 
when the 'Transfer Windows' are getting 
capitalized so effectively these DAYS. 
Psychology of any animal is 
directly related to the tussle 
between its 'upbringing style 
since childhood' and 
the 'current ENVIRONMENT'; 
psychometric tests must be taken every 
year for each and every employee to find 
out which employees are feeling demotivated 
and missing at its workplace, the required 
motivation, fun and ENTERTAINMENT. 
USA firms 
are quite successful 
in reducing 
the rate of ATTRITION; 
because their HR Team always changes 
your job role a little bit, so, that, the new 
assignment gives you some 
added ATTRACTION. 
Gone are those days, when jobseekers 
used to jump from one firm to the 
other firm just for an increased 
CTC or salary PACKAGE; 
nowadays, 'Job Satisfaction' and 
especially for women employees, 
the 'Flexible Timing' are getting 
more WEIGHTAGE."- Arindam Sain

JAARA GHANAGHANA KOREN EDIKODIK BHRAMON, TAADER KINTU KORE RAKHA BHALO EKTA BHRAMONBIMA !!!

"Ki jaani onyo desh er arthonoitik 
abostha roibe KAMON; 
tobe onekeyi kintu ebaar 
korben bidesh BHRAMON. 
Nodi r jal maaneyi toh 
jowaar aar bhata r KHELA; 
jowaar toh aasbeyi aasbey, sudhu 
khola raakhun mon er JAANALA. 
Bidesh bhramon jodi 
naa ee holo, taholey aar oi 
Passport er ki roilo GURUTTWO; 
Visa r daulat e, thekey gelen bidesh e 
kichu din, kichu maash, holo kichu 
bideshi der saathe BONDHUTWA; 
ekhankaar ei digital duniya e, ekta mobile 
phone baa laptop aar Internet pariseva 
thaakleyi guchey jaaye sab DURATTWO. 
Jaara ghanaghana koren edikodik 
bhramon, taader kintu kore raakha 
bhalo ekta BHRAMONBIMA; 
er upokaarita kintu onek, ki achey, 
bachor e oi ekbaar ee toh deben kichu 
taaka r ekta premium JOMAA."- Arindam Sain

VIRUS ! VIRUS ! IN WHICH LABORATORY HAVE YOU BEEN; SUCH A DANGEROUS VIRUS YOU ARE, THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN !!!

Location: In front of the Dean Office 
Room of a Medical College

CHIRKOOT: 'Excuse me, Sir ! 
What is the procedure 
to protect ourselves 
from this VIRUS ?'

Dr. ASTHANA: 'Hee he he, haha haha, oh ! you 
fool, we are in a warzone, stay in your hostel 
room for some days or go back home, as of 
now, there will not be a single theory CLASS.'

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Location: Inside the hostel premises 
of a Medical College Campus

CHIRKOOT: 'Can you tell me, how to 
protect myself from this VIRUS, 
when can we attend 
our next theory CLASS ?'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh ! Circuit ! Yeh 
Chirkoot bhi maamu hain YAAR; 
woh gaana shuna de 
isko zaara EKBAAR.'

CIRCUIT: 'Virus ! Virus ! in which 
laboratory, have you BEEN; 
such a dangerous virus you are, 
the world has ever SEEN; 
suddenly, you emerged in a nation,
as a 'FRANKENSTEIN'; 
then you are on a world tour, that's why, 
for 21 days, we are in QUARANTINE.' 

ZAHEER: 'Baah ! Circuit Bhai ! 
Kya baat hain !
Bahut ee badiya GAANA; 
sab log apne ghar pe hee rahe, sab se 
pehle apne ko, apne parivaar ko, aur 
apne desh ko hain BAACHAANA.'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh Circuit ! Chinki ki 
bahut yaad aaraili hain YAAR; 
jung larh rahi hain woh ekdum saamne se, 
jisse hum karte hain bahut PYAR'.

CIRCUIT: 'Teri yaad toh 
solid hain RE; 
Chinki aaraili hain, mask nahi pehene 
hain humlog, waat laag gaya, BAAPRE.'

CHINKI: 'Is it a very difficult TASK; 
to wear a MASK. 
Munna, dooriyan banaaye rakho, 
no 'Jaadu ki JHAPPI'; 
tabhi hum yeh jung jeetenge, tabhi 
hum sab log rahenge HAPPY.'"- Arindam Sain

HAVE WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THE MISTAKES COMMITTED BY THE ITALIANS; THE FIRST TWO WEEKS OF APRIL 2020 CAN EITHER BE A GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS FOR THE INDIANS !!!

"Have we learned anything from the 
mistakes committed by the ITALIANS; 
the first two weeks of April 2020 can either 
be a good or bad news for the INDIANS. 
In India, 'Lockdown' 
is just an English 
word, who CARES; 
but, if by chance, the death toll increases 
just like that happened in Italy, so many 
Indians' eyes may fill with TEARS. 
Some politicians are looking 
for opportunities and eyeing 
the next upcoming ELECTION; 
if your voters become the victims of the 
virus, then you may face in the EVM, 
a very massive REJECTION. 
When you have given the order to fight 
a war against this virus, then nationwide, 
your administration must remain 
very much STRONG; 
but, the crowds at Delhi Bus Stand 
and a secret meeting at Nizamuddin area 
are proving that some 'Lockdown' 
strategies really went WRONG. 
If majority of the 
Indians keep on taking 
this 'Lockdown' so LIGHTLY; 
then, no one knows, how much community 
spreading can take place to create a 
dangerous situation, so QUIETLY. 
The Italian Government is still in a 
shock and look at the huge numbers 
of coffins lying in almost each 
and every Italian TOWN; 
and they may be thinking repeatedly that 
why they did the blunder by not imposing 
on all the Italians, for some days, 
a complete 'LOCKDOWN'. 
Relief fund money 
collection will not 
be a problem as there are 
so many DONATIONS; 
but, the nation which can save the maximum 
number of its population in this crisis 
will become the most powerful nation among 
all the other powerful NATIONS."- Arindam Sain

EVEN A SMALL LEAK IN A TAP OR A WATER PIPE CAN INCREASE YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL !!!

"Even a small leak in a 
tap or a water pipe can 
increase your electricity BILL; 
similarly, humans are 
ignoring the dangerous 
situation worldwide STILL; 
going through the number of human 
deaths worldwide, we can surely have an 
idea, how many humans, a virus can KILL. 
Some nations 
are giving 
priority to POLITICS; 
some nations 
are giving priority 
to its economic ACTIVITIES; 
but, nations like Vietnam, Singapore, Korea, 
Japan, Israel and Australia are giving priority 
to protect its human resource QUALITIES. 
In India, in this 'Lockdown' phase, they are 
tempting both rural customers and staffs of 
rural branches of the PSU banks to come 
out of the protective and secured CAGE; 
can you stop those villagers to visit any 
rural branches of any PSU Bank in 
large numbers to withdraw the money 
under this financial PACKAGE. 
If you are tempting 
the villagers and forcing 
the bank staffs to work 
in a risky ENVIRONMENT; 
then kindly lift the 'Lockdown' with 
immediate effect, let everyone to do party 
here and there like the Italians did few weeks 
earlier to have some ENTERTAINMENT. 
In front of ration shops, 
we have witnessed 
several street FIGHTS; 
as if they are not fighting against 
this virus, they are fighting for 
their fundamental RIGHTS. 
USA is so concerned 
about its US 
economic UPLIFTMENT; 
that so many US people are having an 
one time trip to heaven due to  poor 
administrative MANAGEMENT."- Arindam Sain